• Re: Pathfinders in Space -- 4. The World of L

    From solar penguin@1:2320/105.1 to All on Fri May 4 12:54:14 2012
    From Newsgroup: rec.arts.drwho.moderated
    From Address: solar.penguin@gmail.com
    Subject: Re: Pathfinders in Space -- 4. The World of Lost Toys

    'The World of Lost Toys' is another great episode title. Again, you
    could imagine it being used on something like DW nowadays, perhaps for
    the return of the Celestial Toymaker, or a sequel to that recent
    episode with the doll's house.

    But back to 'Pathfinders', and there's no way this episode is going to
    live up to that title. But it's still better than most. And it shows
    the earliest signs of one of Malcolm Hulke's recurring obsessions:
    prehistoric creatures.

    First Professor Wedgwood identifies the statue as a stalagmite that's
    formed on and around the corpse of one of the alien spaceship's crew.
    The reason it looks like a human is because of parallel evolution.
    "Humans are the most practical size and shape for life on our planet.
    That's why we've survived and become the leading species." (Tell that
    to the insects!)

    Back at the base (with that model shot showing the rockets still on
    the launch pads) , the technicians are talking on the radio to Ian,
    who's getting bored stuck in his rocket on his own, playing chess
    against himself. (Despite this, he remains obediently there, radioing
    in on schedule, and not wandering off without telling anyone. He
    clearly doesn't belong on this mission.)

    In the cave, Valerie is now looking at something through the
    microscope. "So that's what radioactivity looks like," she says. No,
    we don't get to see what it looks like, but I'd love to know. "Let
    Hamlet have a look," says Jimmy, holding the guinea pig up to the
    eyepiece when she's finished.

    Meanwhile, Dr O'Connell has identified the stalagmite's rock as being
    similar to that of Cambian formations on Earth. (Although IIRC
    Cambrian rocks are mostly shale and stalagmites are mostly
    limestone.) From this he somehow concludes that the corpse is 400
    million years old. (Nowadays scientists think the Cambrian was 500
    million years ago, but maybe they thought differently back then. Or
    maybe Hulke was just doing his standard 'Silurian' trick of randomly mixing-and-matching of eras and their interesting sounding names.)

    More confusion about prehistory follows, as the scientists explain
    that 400 million years ago, the 'trilobites' that evolved into all
    Earth's land animals were just climbing out of the sea! OK, OK, these
    are rocket scientists and astronomers, not biologists, but even
    so...! (Later the reporter Henderson will describe this as before
    evolution started on Earth, but that's presumably his just
    journalistic hyperbole, rather than claiming that our trilobite
    ancestors sprang fully formed from the hand of God.)

    Jimmy and Valerie explore the tunnels some more, and find some stuffed
    toys that haven't been turned into stalagmites during this time. In
    fact, they look clean and new as if just made by the studio's prop
    department. They also find a children's picture book, which helpfully
    teaches us the alien characters for "organic life" and "inorganic
    matter".

    Fresh from this discovery, Jimmy goes on to find an air inlet in the
    side of the alien spaceship. Of course it's exactly the right size
    and shape to work with the hoses from their air tanks. Once the
    pressure has been equalised, it's finally possible to open the ship.
    As they do so, Valerie screams that she can see something moving
    inside, and we go to the ad-break. As this show uses the same music
    as 'Quatermass and the Pit', I can't help imagining those Martian
    insects. If it turns out to be anything less, I'll be very
    disappointed.

    Back from the ad-break, and we get a padding scene with Ian playing
    chess by radio against the base technicians, who are cheating by using
    the computer. Fortunately those nice, friendly Soviets have been
    eavesdropping in on the conversation, and their chess champion,
    comrade Federovitch, helps Ian win. An sign of Hulke's interest in
    Communism, perhaps. None of the English characters show any objection
    to calling Federovitch, "comrade Federovitch", even though Hulke
    must've known the significance of that.

    Anyway, back on the moon, the alien spaceship is empty, and the
    movement was just an interior hatch being blown by the breeze. Yes,
    I'm very disappointed. Well, it's not quite empty. Valerie and Jimmy
    find a cupboard that the adults missed, containing a log book and a
    coil of wire. Professor Wedgwood quickly guesses that the coil is a
    magnetic wire recording of a video signal. (So these aliens hadn't
    even invented videotape?)

    I'm not the only one finding all this hard to believe. Back on Earth,
    Jean is having trouble persuading the press that it's true. But then
    her colleagues bring news that a meteor shower is heading towards the
    moon, and could damage the rockets.

    She tries radioing to warn them, but Wedgwood's team are all so
    excited about the discoveries they haven't left anyone monitoring the
    radio...

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  • From solar penguin@1:2320/105.1 to All on Sat May 5 09:14:11 2012
    From Newsgroup: rec.arts.drwho.moderated
    From Address: solar.penguin@gmail.com
    Subject: Re: Pathfinders in Space -- 4. The World of Lost Toys

    Oops. Sorry about the typo in the subject line. This, of course,
    should be episode 5 not 4.

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