Hi, Daryl! Recently you wrote in a message to ARDITH HINTON:

Hi, Ardith...

Or as a musician would say, "He who pays the piper calls the tune."
AFAIC it's quite true that if someone offers the dance band a generous tip f AH>playing their favourite song the musicians will do their best to oblige. :-

Or the other joke where this piano player in a tavern, had a monkey on
it with a long tail. The tail got into a patron's coffee cup, and the
obviously annoyed patron said "Do you know your tail is in my coffee??",
to which the monkey replied "No, but if you hum a few bars, my owner
will play it for you". <G>

he can't bear to say "no" to a damsel in distress. We're not the only ones AH>have noticed that a certain damsel has been taking unfair advantage... (sigh

The sad thing is that there are too many nowadays like that...where
one gender takes advantage of another.

I saw 2 deals on Facebook, on "10 rules for dating my son/daughter".
Both were obviously written by their fathers...and #8 on both of these
(which I've posted below) are the ones I really like.

Rules For Dating My Daughter:

1) Get A Job.

2) Understand I Don't Like You.

3) I'm Everywhere.

4) You Hurt Her, I Hurt You.

5) Be Home 30 Minutes Early.

6) Get A Lawyer.

7) If You Lie To Me, I Will Find Out.

8) She's My Daughter...NOT Your Conquest.

9) I Don't Mind Going Back To Jail.

10) Whatever You Do To Her, I Will Do To You.

Rules For Dating My Son:

1) He Is NOT Your ATM.

2) If You Show Up At My House Looking Like A Stripper, I Will Make You
Go Away.

3) If I See Any "Sexts" On His Phone, I Will Make You Go Away.

4) Understand That If I Don't Like You, I Will Make You Go Away.

5) Understand That I Can Make You Go Away.

6) He's A "Mama's Boy". Unless You Have A Ring On Your Finger, Your
Opinion Of That Does Not Matter.

7) You Are Not In Charge Of Him, And It Is Not Up To You To Change Him.
Take Him For Who He Is...Or See Rule #5.

8) He Is A Gentleman. I Taught Him That. You Better Act Like A Lady,
And Deserve That.

9) I Know How To Avoid Jail.

10) If You Weasel Your Way Past All Of These Rules, And Fake Your Way To
A Ring On Your Finger, I Will Be Much Worse Than Your Boyfriend's Mom. I
Will Be Your Mother-In-Law.

Yes, it does seem to be a popular topic. Dallas & I first made the AH>acquaintance of one of our neighbours when he saw us buying stuffed chicken

One of many things I liked about my late wife. She didn't care whether

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