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Jeff

CMPQwk 1.42-21 9999
Democrats -- The party of trickle-up poverty ....

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It's been a good week in politics:

1. Apparently, Obama has some car stuck in some ditch somewhere and Republicans are looking on while drinking Slurpeys? WTF is a Slurpey? And
why are hearing about Obama's wreck over and over and over and.....

2. Michelle Obama, the big ole broad the bad driver is married to, lectures the rest of us on eating healthy and obesity (you lisening, Otto? You listening Klan?) then dashes out into the District to get herself a big ole cheeseburger, some fries and a Coke. Healthy eating for thee but none for
me.

3. In Detroit, a sparse crowd of liberals cools its heels for 90 minues -
an hour and a half - waiting for the shitstain Hillary Willy married to show
up and inspire them. Said shitstain finally shows up and drones on for more than an hour - mostly about himself - as the sparse crowd grows quickly sparser. This is their elder statesman, folks. They PAY to hear him speak. They speak glowingly of his spilled milk.

4. Locally, Otto has found a religion he loves. This grotesque and vile religion mutilates the genitals of young girls, participates in the "honor killing" of young women, makes women cover their hair and faces, prohibits women from driving or doing much of anything else, stones women who are raped.... Hey, wait a minute. NOW I get what attracts Otto to Islam.

5. The Party of No...vember.

6. Take it away, Fat Ass.

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It's been a good week in politics. These weekly updates of mine have become influential, with AR-KAY exporting them to the DUmp and Bull Connor Klan exporting them to other Fido echoes. Always nice to obtain must-read
status.

1. Downtown Scotty Brown! Heckuva job, Brownie! The Scott heard round the world! A Republican holds Teddy Kennedy's seat, ending Camelot forever.
Both Cigar Willy and Obama travelled to Massachusetts to campaign for Marsha Coakley only to have her lose to a pickup truck driving, little know
lieutenant colonel in the Mass. National Guard. Brown's election has fundamentally changed the tenor of politics in DC, with the exception of one particularly obtuse half wit......

2. Asked about Brown's election, Obama tells George Stephwhateverhisnameis that the same voter anger and frustration that swept him into office also
swept Brown into office (I am not making this up). When George asks him to elaborate, Obama says that the anger and frustration are not the result of
the past year or two years, but the past EIGHT years. So Obama blames
George Bush for Scott Brown's election. Voter anger at a Republican caused
a Republican to win The Liberal Lion's seat. How did we lose to this moron?

3. John Edwards is the baby daddy. Big shock there.

4. With Brown's election, democrats are talking about keeping the Bush tax cuts. Hahahahahahaha!!!

5. Obama asks President Bush to help with raising funds for Haiti, and, of course, GW agrees and gets to work. While W is out raising cash, Obama
trashes him in Massachusetts and blames Scott Brown's election on him. We
have raised a generation without class.

6. Air America says goodnight. Randi "Hillary Clinton is a fucking whore" Rhodes will have to panhandle for hooch money somewhere else now.

7. The New York Times is losing money so fast that the failing paper will begin charging readers for online content. Why buy it when you can get it
for free in a slit trench like the DUmp or Bartcop? It's just a matter of
time now.

8. Rush Limbaugh made $170,000 today. Glenn Beck is not too far behind.

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It's been a good week in politics.

The first three items come from the same speech, I believe. Obama gives
three or four a day, so I may be wrong....

1. Obama tells an audience that a woman who supported him has died of
breast cancer and wants to be buried in an Obama T-shirt ("It's all about
ME, folks!"). Before he gets to the "Obama T-shirt" part, the POTUS tries
to get choked up, but when the "Obama T-shirt" part comes out of his mouth,
the audience laughs at him. Three times in two weeks Obama's audience has laughed at him.

2. Obama tells an audiece that our deficits (read that, "Bush deficits")
are "unsustainable" then submits a $3.8 trillion budget with a single-year, $1.9 trillion deficit. It took this country from George Washington to
Ronald Reagan to accumulate $1 trillion in debt.

3. Obama tells an audience of the experiences of a Navy corpsman serving in Haiti. He tells us of the exploits of CORPSE man Broussard, not one but
twice. The CORPSE man's name is either Christian or Christopher as Obama
uses the names interchangeably in the telling of his little tale. He goes
on to mispronounce the Haitian creole word for "United States." From a man with little experience and less interest in the military, I can sort of understand the CORPSE man screw up, but during the campaign didn't Obama
scold Americans for not speaking a foreign language? Which foreign language does he speak?

4. Bob Beckel, who has served democrat politicans dating to Bobby Kennedy, calls the lovely Hannah Giles a "ho" on the air Ms. Giles takes exception
to Beckel's characterization and produces a police report in which Beckel
twice solicts the services of a prostitute. Whoops.

5. During "CORPSE man" Obama's untelevised conference with the democrat
Senate caucus, the laughable Al Franken unloads on the laughable David
Axelrod for the administration's laughable lack of direction, while Nancy
"what do they call black people these days anyway" Pelosi says that she will force through some sort of health-care debacle.

6. US New and World Report is speculating that Obama may dump Joe "what's
the number for that web site" Biden in 2012 and get Mrs. Cigar Willy to run with him. USNWR says that such a move will accomplish two things for Obama:
1) It will rid him of the gaffe-a-minute Biden and 2) It will prevent the Clinton woman from running against him. But USNWR fails to realize that
with Hillary! on the ticket, Cigar will feel compelled to campaign for the ticke, and that leads inevitably to the gutter of politics.

7. Early polls have Patrick Kennedy (D-Uh) losing his House seat in
November. Ta ta, Camelot!

8. Take it away, Klan!

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Good Week: Fido edition

We search vainly but with thirsty ear for a smart liberal in Fido. The days
of Laddict, Jim Bridges, John Ginnane and other bright folks on the left is long, long gone now. Those on the left who are left represent the circus freaks, bottom feeders and grinder monkeys of political thought. We search
the intellectual landscape for a smart leftie to talk politics with but find only Otto "Fetch Charlene!" Sauer, Wayne "I've a Suzuki!" Chirnside, No Neck Klan, his grinder monkey John "Spilled Milk" Wilson, Bob "Moonbeam" Ackley
and other mental detritus not fit to talk checkers with. To wit:

1. No Neck tells Moonbeam that he will steal Moonbeam's car at gunpoint.

2. The entire clown posse on the left tells I've a Suzuki that his constant whines about Precisonaire and other former employees are beyond boring.
Leading this particular charge are No Neck and his grinder monkey, Spilled Milk.

3. Fetch, Charlene! lives in a fever swamp of illogic, vulgarity, sexual pervesion and lies.

4. I've a Suzuki! doesn't seem to be getting the hint. This characteristic must be why he spends a lot of time in the pokey.

5. All of these bottom feeders have so little self respect that they
actually talk to "The Cunt" Lafaso.

6. Spilled Milk spent his professional life in radio but trusts Barack
Obama more than he does the media.

7. Nobody on either side of the political aisle seems to be able to stand
the sight, sound or smell of Moobeam - or No Neck for that matter - well, except for Spilled Milk, who just loves him some No Neck.

8. I've a Suzuki has become an expert on nuclear power after hearing a lecture. Can you imagine for one second what it must smell like in his vicinity in a closed forum like a lecture hall. I can imagine them heading
for the exits.

9. Taking after his buddy Fetch, Charlene!, I've a Suzuki tells Fido what a dung heap his fucking older sister is. I bet she likes Steve Miller, too.

10. This week, No Neck came out of the closet as an anti-Zionist. I can
hear his fat ass lisping, "Up againstht the wall, Jew basthard!

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Oh, I forgot:

11. Take it away, No Neck!

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