--I barely care what

you do and do not appreciate about the use of one of the most useful

words in

the American lexicon.

Say what?

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today

Say WHAT?

, is the

word fuck. Out of all the English words that begin with the letter 'f'

...fuck

is the only word referred to as 'the f word... It's the one magical

word. Just

by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most

words in

the English language is derived from German ...the word fuieken, which

means to

strike.

In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories:

As a transitive verb for instance ...John fucked Shirley.
As an intransitive verb...Shirley fucks.

Its meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as...

An adjective such as ...John's doing all the fucking work.
As part of an adverb ...Shirley talks too fucking much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective ...Shirley is fucking beautiful.
As a noun ...I don't give a fuck.
As part of a word ...absofuckinglutely -or- infuckingcredible.
And as almost every word in a sentence ...Fuck the fucking fuckers.

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of fuck...such as these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud ...I got fucked at the used car lot.
Dismay ...ahhh fuck it.
Trouble ...I guess I'm really fucked now.
Aggression ...Don't fuck with me buddy.
Difficulty ...I don't understand this fucking question.
Inquiry ...Who the fuck was that?
Dissatisfaction ...I don't like what the fuck is going on here.
Incompetence ...He's a fuck-off.
Dismissal ...Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck

yourself...

I'm sure you can think of many more examples.

That is a fucking eye opener.

To think most of my life I unavailed myself of a perfect response/expletive

THAT's why my "Dash it all!" never received the intensity I was hoping for.

With all these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended

when you

use the word. We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your

daily

speech.

Then another word has to replace it,

Vaginalasswipeshitbrain! Needs work....
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