George,
& another, for some reason:
BRA(n): over the shoulder boulder holder
oh, this is why:
German word for brassiere:
stoppenderfloppen
I thought it was "haltsemfromfloppin". <G>
Things could become rather tit-ilating, with many mammaries produced
during the breast of times, so we had better nipple this one in the
bud. <G>
Speaking of which, here's a cute one on breastfeeding, as seen through
the eyes of a biology class student.
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam.
The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk,' worth
70 points, or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to
think of seven advantages. He wrote:
1. It is perfect formula for the child.
2. It provides immunity against several diseases.
3. It is always the right temperature.
4. It is inexpensive.
5. It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6. It is always available as needed.
And then, the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before
the bell rang, indicating the end of the test, he wrote...
7. It comes in two cute containers.
He got an A. (I would say it was well deserved). <G>
Another young child, upon seeing his mother breastfeeding his younger sibling, inquired "are there two because there is one for hot and cold
milk??" <G>.
Another young black child, seeing a white woman breast feeding her
little one, wondered if one was for white milk, and the other was for
chocolate milk. The little one was disappointed when she was told that
the white woman didn't have "chocolate milk".
The black girl's mother was embarrassed and apologetic to the white
boy's mother...but, the white woman told the black woman, "I thought
it was precious and darling; as she's innocent, and doesn't know any
better".
Daryl
... PMS jokes aren't funny - period!
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