FLASHBACK 2004

The southern Republicans were trying to make sodomy illegal (buttfucking) but trying to repeal the laws against bestiality (animal fucking)

So, in Texas, if two guys in love have sex, they could both go to prison(HANHHH?? Punish buttfucking with MORE buttfucking, sanctioned by the state?), but if you want to head down to the city pound on a Friday, & ask to see their death row queue,& pick yourself out a date for the weekend, that'd be okay. . .

Typically sodomy laws also prosecute married hetero couples if he fucks his wife up the ass with her consent.

Free pass for the lesbians! WOOHOO!!!

Gotta love those split lickers!

A lesbian couple & a gay couple decided to drive to San Francisco for the weekend. They each went in their own family car, a couple each.

Q: Which duo arrived first?
A: The lesbians, because they were going lickety-split, while the gays were still back home packing their shit.

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At my age, "getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in here for.

Old age is coming at a really bad time.

I'm going to retire and live off of my savings. Not sure what I'll do the second week.

Last week I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet.


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At my age, "getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in here for.
Old age is coming at a really bad time.
I'm going to retire and live off of my savings. Not sure what I'll do the second week.
Last week I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet.

Nice!

For me getting lucky refers more to the toilet than the bed!

Three rules for seniors:
1. Never trust a fart.
2. Never pass a bathroom.
3. Never waste a hard-on.

A poem:
Procrastination is my sin;
It brings me endless sorrow.
I really must stop doing it;
In fact, I'll start tomorrow!

I learned that one 35+ years ago & promptly memorized it, as it was just so "me."



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* Origin: The Rusty MailBox - Penticton, BC Canada (1:153/757)

George Pope wrote to Dennis Katsonis <=-

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At my age, "getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in here for.
Old age is coming at a really bad time.
I'm going to retire and live off of my savings. Not sure what I'll do the second week.
Last week I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet.

Nice!

For me getting lucky refers more to the toilet than the bed!

Three rules for seniors:
1. Never trust a fart.
2. Never pass a bathroom.
3. Never waste a hard-on.

A poem:
Procrastination is my sin;
It brings me endless sorrow.
I really must stop doing it;
In fact, I'll start tomorrow!

I learned that one 35+ years ago & promptly memorized it, as it was
just so "me."

Great poem!

I do admit I'm a bit of a procrastinator too. You know, sometimes it pays off, as some problems either sort themselves out, or dissapear by the time you get around to them.

... BoraxMan
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George Pope wrote to Dennis Katsonis <=-

@MSGID: <6813C01D.1652.fidofunny@bbs.mozysswamp.org>
@REPLY: <67FCFFA9.1649.fidofunny@bbs.mozysswamp.org>
At my age, "getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I >> came in here for.
Old age is coming at a really bad time.
I'm going to retire and live off of my savings. Not sure what I'll do the >> second week.
Last week I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet. >> Nice!
For me getting lucky refers more to the toilet than the bed!
Three rules for seniors:
1. Never trust a fart.
2. Never pass a bathroom.
3. Never waste a hard-on.
A poem:
Procrastination is my sin;
It brings me endless sorrow.
I really must stop doing it;
In fact, I'll start tomorrow!
I learned that one 35+ years ago & promptly memorized it, as it was
just so "me."

Great poem!
I do admit I'm a bit of a procrastinator too. You know, sometimes it pays off
as some problems either sort themselves out, or dissapear by the time you get around to them.
... BoraxMan

True enough. I was in a computer class that wound up being all women, plus me, so the prof, as an icebreaker geared towards the majority, asked each of us to give a helpful housekeeping tip or trick.

They went around, giving fun stain-removing tips; then they came to me & I gave the ultimate in tips: Wait long enough & someone else will do it for you!

The next day, one lad cae & gave me a big hug, saying she didn't feel like doing the dishes, so she left them & sure enough, by morning they were all done!

I╞m mopping up my act!
Clean it, like you mean it.
Cleaning is my soap-erpower.
Cleaning is my dirt therapy!
Keep calm and keep cleaning on!
Sweep dreams are made of these!
It╞s cleaning o╞clock somewhere!
I find cleaning very mopp-ortant.
I dust can╞t handle the pressure!
I find laundry day sew satisfying.
Cleaning is my broom-mate activity! Cleaning is the key to a happy life. Cleaning mirrors is reflective therapy. Cleaning: my cardio and clarity booster! Don╞t brush me off∙I╞m here to clean up! Cleaning the stove is a burner of a task. When life gives you grime, make it shine! Cleaning: where I polish up my priorities! My cleaning game is simply sponge-tacular! Spill the tea, not the stains √ cleaning mode on!

Happy trails to you. . .


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* Origin: The Rusty MailBox - Penticton, BC Canada (1:153/757)