Top 10 things that annoy your dog
From
Matt Munson@1:218/109 to
All on Sun Dec 18 00:19:36 2011
Hello everybody.
Top 10 things that upset your dog
found at iepolitics.com
1.Blaming your farts on me . . . not funny . . . not funny at all !!!
2.Yelling at me for barking. IM A FRIGGIN DOG, YOU IDIOT!
3.Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
4.Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose . . . stop it!
5.Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when youre not home
6.The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7.Taking me to the vet for the big sni,p then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
8.Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I havent
quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
9.Dog sweaters. Hello? Havent you noticed the fur?
10.How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, youre just jealous.
Matt
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