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    From rai_y_day@yahoo.com.au@3:640/1010 to Fidonet on Thu Jan 28 16:15:24 2010
    You have several albums filled with the 8 by 10 pictures of your dogs but you can't locate any pictures of your kids to send to grandma.
    You show up at the car dealers with a ruler, to measure and see if your big dog
    crate will fit. Before the actual purchase you make the dealer cringe by insisting that you load both crates and dog into the shinny, new vehicle to make sure it works!
    You can't get the groceries in the car because its

    A) already full of dog food
    B) you have that big old crate in there.
    You visit relatives only if there is a dog show nearby.
    You remove all the seats from the van except the two in the front so you have room for crates...
    The passenger seat is full of dog stuff.
    You cringe at the price of food in the grocery store but think nothing of the cost of dog food or treats.
    You have six squeaky hedgehogs... but only 1 with a squeaky that works.
    You put popcorn in the clean dog dish for movie night.
    You pull out your credit card and little bits of liver are stuck to it...
    When you get your latest roll of film and there isn't a single picture of a two-legged person in it...
    People at work have stopped offering you their lint brushes; they realize it is
    a hopeless case.

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