Hello Everybody,

Subject: Re: Election 2016
Date: Mon Feb 08 2016 10:22 am
From: Tim Richardson
To: ALL

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Here's something for you leftist democrats. I saw this recently
and its just too good not to post up here.

Here's some reasons democrats vote `democrat'. (Note to the
`literal-minded:
This is not a word-for-word quotation. It is my `adaptation'
of the piece to fit the majority of liberal hypocrite individuals
in this media.) Enjoy:

1. You vote democrat because you think two same-sex sodomites
should have the right to `legalize' their deviate behavior by
marriage.

2. You vote democrat because you think oil companies making
around 4% profit on a gallon of gas is outrageous...but the
government making 15% in tax on that same gallon is just ducky!

3. You vote democrat because you think the government knows
best how to spend peoples' money than those who earned it do!

4. You vote democrat because you think freedom of speech is
fine as long as its `you' doing the speaking. Those who don't
agree with you need to be silent!

5. You vote democrat because you think nobody should own a
gun except the cops, and they are enough to protect us from
criminals.

6. You vote democrat because you think that people who can't
tell us if it wi will rain in the next few days, can accurately
predict that the poles will me melt to nothing in the next ten
or so years!

7. You vote democrat because you think its important that we
not allow vicious murderers to be put to death on death rows for
their crimes...yet you have no problem with the deliberate killings
of over 50 million humans in the womb since Roe v Wade!

8. You vote democrat because you think that illegal aliens are
entitled to free education, health care, and Social Security
benefits, yet you want to take away the Social Security of those
who worked and paid into it, and EARNED it!

9. You vote democrat because you think businesses shouldn't make
a profit, but instead should barely break even, and their `excess'
profits redistributed among those who did nothing to earn them!

10. You vote democrat because you think liberal judges should
re-interpret the Constitution every so often to accommodate every
idiot-notion that would never make it past an actual `vote' on it.

11. You vote democrat because you think it's alright to continue
to pay BILLIONS of dollars to buy oil from foreigners who hate
us, while putting vast amounts of potential sources right here
in America off limits to us through crazy regulations thought up
by bureaus over which nobody has any control!

12. You vote democrat because you've got your head buried so deep
in your own ass that all you can see is your own turds!

Always Mount a Scratch Monkey

Welcome to the Year of the Monkey, this being the very first
day of the Chinese New Year!

--Chairman Lee

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