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Hello All!

Klahnunism
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The way things are or ought to be, under Klahnunism in Klahntopia.


1. The Government Is Mother, the Government Is Father.

2. Conservatism is Illegal.

3. The Second Amendment Is Repealed.

4. If one gets rich, is rich and achieved the resulting wealth because of
hard work, great skill, they must have exploited the system, and must
be punished by having said wealth or a huge percentage of it forcibly
confiscated by Mother And Father, See Rule #1.

5. As a result of Rule #4, stock brokers, sales of any nature involving
commissions and being a professional athlete, benefiting from games
of chance are illegal.

6. Per Rule #5 the following areas will be converted to Section 8 Housing:

Wall Street And All Other Financial Districts.

All Professional Sporting Venues.

Las Vegas NV, Atlantic City NJ and all other venues catering to games of
chance.

7. The poor shall be rewarded by being able to live in places such as what
is provided for by Rule #6 and live off of what Rule #4 provides. Those
receiving this, will show their gratitude by thinking the Klahnites are
helping them, therefore will eternally vote for Klahnunistic candidates
for public office.

8. Regardless of what one makes, all people shall enjoy the same net take
home pay, example:

Gross Pay Taxes Take Home
========= ===== =========

50K 8K 42K
500K 458K 42K

This is called the New Fair Tax System.

9. Right To Work States are abolished, all workers must join a union.

10. Birth Control Pills, IUD's and condoms are abolished in favor of the
new birth control, a scientific breakthrough called "Abortion".

11. In concert with Rule #10, abstinence is illegal.

12. Homosexuality is no longer to be considered a protected classification,
instead it is a promoted classification.

13. In concert with Rule #12, hetereosexuals are to be considered deviants.

14. School Teachers are expressly forbidden from issuing a failing grade to
any student, even if the student failed to master or understand the
course.

15. School sports and junior sports leagues are forbidden from keeping
scores in any sport to prevent from hurting the feelings of the
youngsters, we cant have goals to achieve for now can we?

16. White children cannot accompany black children on public school sponsored
and funded field trips to hear a black rocket scientist speak.

17. Money is grown from trees and cotton, therefore the bureau of engraving
and printing, shall print money 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days
a year (366 if it is a leap year).

18. The 14th Amendment is amended to only apply to minorities or confirmed
Klahnunists.

19. Materials possession's can only be obtained via government approval,
exemption automatically granted for minorities and klahnunists.

20. The displaying of the American Flag within the confines of USA soil,
shall be illegal.

21. Religion is outlawed, exemptions granted for Klahnunists.

22. See Rules 1-21!

Party Officials:

Karl Klahn - Chairman

Josef J. Wilson - Vice Chairman

==
Ross
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