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    From Philip Harris@1:250/501 to All on Thu Dec 2 02:02:16 2010
    Alright, drum role everyone. Philip Harris, aka Flip, has accidentally found (stumbled, more accurately...well, slipped on some <spack> and
    shimmied...well, you get the drift) his way back to MC once again.

    (looks about cautiously)

    There's still no puftas about are there? I know the military is about to
    loosen THEIR regulations.


    Any old timers still here? ANYONE? Surely there are more than dwarves to give
    a guy a home coming welcome. Just overlook these monk robes. They are just a disguise...its ME!!


    Flip.
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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Philip Harris on Fri Dec 3 01:55:55 2010
    Alright, drum role everyone. Philip Harris, aka Flip, has accidentally found (stumbled, more accurately...well, slipped on some <spack> and shimmied...well, you get the drift) his way back to MC once again.

    (looks about cautiously)

    There's still no puftas about are there? I know the military is about to loosen THEIR regulations.


    Any old timers still here? ANYONE? Surely there are more than dwarves to give a guy a home coming welcome. Just overlook these monk robes. They are just a disguise...its ME!!

    Yeah, sure. Go stand in the line for the annual check-up and don't forget to remove that Richard Nixon mask.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Philip Harris on Thu Dec 9 02:18:28 2010

    Yeah, sure. Go stand in the line for the annual check-up and don't
    forget
    to remove that Richard Nixon mask.

    Oh, my head!...what was I saying before I passed out? uhh...oh
    yeah...I know better than to stand in line for check ups, annual or
    otherwise. Who do you think established Flipside Medical Industries?

    Lou Dripkin.

    No, he just bought the rights from me...something about wanting to clone sheep.

    You must be kiiding. We don't need another of his kind. It would have been a totally different matter if he wanted to clone the girl with huge <gondaloons> (tm).

    But you can have the Nixon mask. It was getting kinda creepy wearing
    it inside out like that. I could almost imagine tricky Dick was
    staring at me.

    The one you should be afraid of is Guido, the Russian tank driver. Or is
    that Nuinzo?

    I would think that allowing the flatulator brothers access to a tank would be...well...shall we say inadvisable at best.

    Don't spell it out loud but <looking around> <speaking quiet> that tank is a portable outhouse in disguise. Let's see what happend when they pull the trigger.
    Just hope they don't do that outsid a Deli (tm) near your place. It might cause an international incident caused by the smell.

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  • From Philip Harris@1:250/501 to Björn Forsström on Thu Dec 9 18:01:27 2010
    Lou Dripkin.

    No, he just bought the rights from me...something about wanting to clone sheep.

    You must be kiiding. We don't need another of his kind. It would have been
    a totally different matter if he wanted to clone the girl with huge <gondaloons> (tm).

    Alas...the world will never be the same.


    I would think that allowing the flatulator brothers access to a tank would be...well...shall we say inadvisable at best.

    Don't spell it out loud but <looking around> <speaking quiet> that tank is a portable outhouse in disguise. Let's see what happend when they pull the trigger.
    Just hope they don't do that outsid a Deli (tm) near your place. It might cause an international incident caused by the smell.

    It would not be their first, and certainly will not be their last. International Deli incident, that is.

    Flip.
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  • From Michael Grant@1:250/306 to Philip Harris on Thu Dec 23 20:13:25 2010
    Hello Philip.

    04 Dec 10 01:06, you wrote to Björn Forsström:

    Oh, my head!...what was I saying before I passed out? uhh...oh
    yeah...I know better than to stand in line for check ups, annual or otherwise. Who do you think established Flipside Medical Industries?

    Speaking of which, all the nurses have abandoned us, (although I thought I /did/ catch a brief glimpse of Nurse Shenkenberger in the hallway), so you'd better get busy rounding up some new recruits.

    While you're at it, see if you can do something about the Deli, which hasn't been tended to since Doc Sullivan left. I think the Chili<tm> has corroded it's
    way through the counter, the concrete floor, and into the septic system.

    Hard to tell if the smell is from the septic tank, or is just a reminder of the
    last meal<tm> that Doc Sullivan cooked up in there.


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  • From Philip Harris@1:250/501 to Björn Forsström on Sat Dec 4 01:03:08 2010
    Alright, drum role everyone. Philip Harris, aka Flip, has accidentally found (stumbled, more accurately...well, slipped on some <spack> and shimmied...well, you get the drift) his way back to MC once again.

    (looks about cautiously)

    There's still no puftas about are there? I know the military is about to loosen THEIR regulations.


    Any old timers still here? ANYONE? Surely there are more than dwarves to give a guy a home coming welcome. Just overlook these monk robes. They are just a disguise...its ME!!

    Yeah, sure. Go stand in the line for the annual check-up and don't forget
    to remove that Richard Nixon mask.



    Hey! I may be antiquated and abused by monks and wearing robes that smell of....that smell of...hmmm, what DO these smell of? <sniff> <grok!> oh my!! <thump!>


    Flip.
    --- SBBSecho 2.12-Linux
    * Origin: >> diskshop >> bbs.diskshop.ca >> http.telnet.nntp (1:250/501)
  • From Philip Harris@1:250/501 to Björn Forsström on Sat Dec 4 01:06:49 2010
    Alright, drum role everyone. Philip Harris, aka Flip, has accidentally found (stumbled, more accurately...well, slipped on some <spack> and shimmied...well, you get the drift) his way back to MC once again.

    (looks about cautiously)

    There's still no puftas about are there? I know the military is about to loosen THEIR regulations.


    Any old timers still here? ANYONE? Surely there are more than dwarves to give a guy a home coming welcome. Just overlook these monk robes. They are just a disguise...its ME!!

    Yeah, sure. Go stand in the line for the annual check-up and don't forget
    to remove that Richard Nixon mask.



    Oh, my head!...what was I saying before I passed out? uhh...oh yeah...I know better than to stand in line for check ups, annual or otherwise. Who do you think established Flipside Medical Industries?

    But you can have the Nixon mask. It was getting kinda creepy wearing it inside out like that. I could almost imagine tricky Dick was staring at me.


    Flip.
    --- SBBSecho 2.12-Linux
    * Origin: >> diskshop >> bbs.diskshop.ca >> http.telnet.nntp (1:250/501)
  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Philip Harris on Fri Dec 10 15:03:11 2010
    Lou Dripkin.

    No, he just bought the rights from me...something about wanting to
    clone sheep.

    You must be kiiding. We don't need another of his kind. It would have been
    a totally different matter if he wanted to clone the girl with huge
    <gondaloons> (tm).

    Alas...the world will never be the same.

    Maybe in your next life as an Aardvark.

    I would think that allowing the flatulator brothers access to a tank
    would be...well...shall we say inadvisable at best.

    Don't spell it out loud but <looking around> <speaking quiet> that tank is
    a portable outhouse in disguise. Let's see what happend when they pull the
    trigger.
    Just hope they don't do that outsid a Deli (tm) near your place. It might
    cause an international incident caused by the smell.

    It would not be their first, and certainly will not be their last. International Deli incident, that is.

    That Depend (tm) on the Chef. The one in The Muppet Show (aka Fidonet) can certainly fix an incident that would give the fake Dr. Phil stuff for at least 50
    programs.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Philip Harris on Sat Dec 4 17:23:26 2010
    Alright, drum role everyone. Philip Harris, aka Flip, has accidentally
    found (stumbled, more accurately...well, slipped on some <spack> and
    shimmied...well, you get the drift) his way back to MC once again.

    (looks about cautiously)

    There's still no puftas about are there? I know the military is about
    to loosen THEIR regulations.


    Any old timers still here? ANYONE? Surely there are more than dwarves
    to give a guy a home coming welcome. Just overlook these monk robes.
    They are just a disguise...its ME!!

    Yeah, sure. Go stand in the line for the annual check-up and don't forget
    to remove that Richard Nixon mask.



    Hey! I may be antiquated and abused by monks and wearing robes that smell of....that smell of...hmmm, what DO these smell of? <sniff> <grok!> oh my!!
    <thump!>

    So much for Flipside Medical Industries.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Philip Harris on Sat Dec 4 17:27:28 2010
    Alright, drum role everyone. Philip Harris, aka Flip, has accidentally
    found (stumbled, more accurately...well, slipped on some <spack> and
    shimmied...well, you get the drift) his way back to MC once again.

    (looks about cautiously)

    There's still no puftas about are there? I know the military is about
    to loosen THEIR regulations.


    Any old timers still here? ANYONE? Surely there are more than dwarves
    to give a guy a home coming welcome. Just overlook these monk robes.
    They are just a disguise...its ME!!

    Yeah, sure. Go stand in the line for the annual check-up and don't forget
    to remove that Richard Nixon mask.



    Oh, my head!...what was I saying before I passed out? uhh...oh yeah...I know better than to stand in line for check ups, annual or otherwise. Who do you think established Flipside Medical Industries?

    Lou Dripkin.

    But you can have the Nixon mask. It was getting kinda creepy wearing it inside out like that. I could almost imagine tricky Dick was staring at me.

    The one you should be afraid of is Guido, the Russian tank driver. Or is
    that Nuinzo?

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    * Origin: . (2:230/150.6)