• Re: Babble License

    From Nicholas Sharp@1:250/501 to Michael Grant on Wed Jan 5 18:44:56 2011
    Hello Nicholas.

    08 Dec 10 01:07, you wrote to All:

    I just came back from the redundant department of redundancy and they told me that I did not qualify for my babble license. Something about
    I didn't have enough drivel, can someone help me out here?

    Sure thing:

    Dear Sir, Madam, or Lower life form, as it were;

    Congradulations! You have just stumbled blindly and without a Barge Licence into Mindless Chatter & Drivel, the Worst<tm> Echo in Fidonet. There are only two topics in MC&D; drivel, and newbie bashing. I'm not drivelling at present, so I'll leave the electrons in that empty head of yours to
    randomly collide with each other so that you can figure it out for
    yourself.

    Prepare yourself to endure repeated barrages with copious amounts of pigeon <spack> that will be directed your way, lovingly delivered by the dwarves via carrier pigeon, cannon, or catapult; all thanks to the rather large target you have just painted for yourself on your <donkey>. A raincoat and umbrella might help, but only for about 12.75 seconds, as the caustic
    nature of the <spack> will quickly eat it's way through those.

    Self-flaggelation and rubdowns with 80 grit sandpaper, followed by healthy dousings in Standard<tm> kerosine will help to thicken your skin and desensitize it to the continuous bombardment of <spack> that you will have to endure until we decide that you've gained apprentice dwarf status.

    Please sned $1275.00 (CDN, since the US dollar has now tanked) in small, unmarked bills to the office of Sgt. Stubby MacPherson, c/o the NCORF, for your snedding papers, phunny hat, decoder ring, aardvark detector, and any other useless items we may come up with. Oh, and don't be suprised if none of the aforementioned items arrive; we make no promises here, except that you'll regret your stay.

    Report to the Flipside Clinic for your Clue<tm> implant; remember to bend over and hold your ankles. Don't cough; Flip Harris hasn't done an implant procedure in about 12.75 years so he's a bit rusty. You don't want to end
    up as an experimental cybernetics subject for the Doc (Borgie) Hutto memorial research center.

    If you feel that this message has reached you in error, we welcome you to avail yourself of the echo exit via the JoBob Morgan Memorial Privy and Escape Chute<tm>.

    ... This is the only "nice" message that I will send you.
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    COOOOOOL, My very own babble license. Oh wait, whats that fine print at the bottom there?

    Douche
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  • From Nicholas Sharp@1:250/501 to Michael Grant on Wed Jan 5 18:49:42 2011
    Hello Bj.rn.

    09 Dec 10 03:11, you wrote to Philip Harris:

    May I suggest that you really do that annual chech-up. Cindy Lauper is off-topick.

    Cindi Lauper is very much /on-topic/.

    Da Head (Soft) Chezze (tm) and nothing else. I'm sure he's out
    checking this years crop of stone and will be back when the ice have melted.

    I was out on the other side of the planet, checking the year's crop of KiwiStone<tm>. Very impressive. Some of it even spews gases and smells just like the Deli.

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    That was KiwiStone<tm>? <whimpers> What will happen if you eat it?

    &#1016;&#952;&#971;&#892;&#905;&#958;
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  • From Nicholas Sharp@1:250/501 to Michael Grant on Wed Jan 5 18:52:05 2011
    Hello Michael

    douch.

    Putz.

    Putz whatz wherez?

    Douche + Putz = Subdwarf?
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  • From Nicholas Sharp@1:250/501 to Michael Grant on Wed Jan 5 18:55:19 2011
    Hello Nicholas.

    17 Dec 10 00:32, you wrote to Philip Harris:

    Well, it looked like snickers... it had nuts, but it didn't quite
    taste like it... oh dear... I think I'm going to... umf... wheres the toilet around here??

    Your message has been carefully placed in it's own special porcelain receptical where it will recieve all due treatment it deserves.

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    douche

    Yes, you are.

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    :D THANKS!!!

    D: DOUCHE!!!
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  • From Nicholas Sharp@1:250/501 to Michael Grant on Wed Jan 5 18:59:18 2011
    Hello Philip.

    18 Dec 10 19:59, you wrote to you:

    Fire in the hole?
    Blind as a mole...

    As black as coal...

    As fruity as Dole

    Douche Bananas
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  • From Nicholas Sharp@1:250/501 to Michael Grant on Wed Jan 5 19:25:21 2011
    Hello Bj.rn.

    24 Dec 10 16:13, you wrote to me:

    Don't feed the newbies.

    I only fed him with digital food I picked up after Stubbys last
    portion of Haggis. Sorry if I did offend you.

    If you feed him, then you're responsible for him. That includes cleaning up the <spack> that he's sure to load his pants with when he sees the howling, slavering hordes of dwarves after his <donkey>.


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    <Whimpers in corner in fetal position while sucking thumb>Dwarves...

    Dwarven <witch>, Douche
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  • From Nicholas Sharp@1:250/501 to Philip Harris on Wed Jan 5 19:32:21 2011
    Fire in the hole?
    Blind as a mole...
    As black as coal...

    from pole to pole...


    Flip.

    <reinsert>

    As fruity as Dole

    <Wonders why Douche is so tasty>
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  • From Michael Grant@1:250/306 to Nicholas Sharp on Wed Jan 12 19:55:01 2011
    Hello Nicholas.

    11 Jan 11 12:12, you wrote to me:

    That explains the bloodstains on Da Mirror.
    Whaddya expect from a guy named Nick, Sharp?

    A better cascade of explosion effects on impact?

    You bucking for a job with the DDS?

    We could always use new sapper recruits... The DDS tends to lose one every 1.275 weeks.


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  • From Michael Grant@1:250/306 to Björn Forsström on Wed Jan 12 20:38:30 2011
    Hello Björn.

    12 Jan 11 04:29, you wrote to me:

    As if you would know what a Kwai Hiya is but it' s the top of that.....that...err... ugh....thingie you know. Now I've learned you a
    new word. Use it when you feel like. No one in Canuckistan will ever understand you anyway but stay clear from certian Delis (tm) when you
    use it and from people with askew eyes. Trust me on this.

    You'd be suprised with what you can find here in Canuckistan.

    would be leftovers and I would feel the smell. He have burned
    some resistance though but never a Coconut.
    Oh, he's a "sparky", then... same as my bro-in-law.
    He's rather slow you know but who isn't in this heat.

    /Definately/ a Kiwi, then.

    Sure he's not a Coconut?

    Positive. Yesterday he killed a scorpion in his garden that was 50 cm
    from my foot and that was under a india-rubber tree. Had he been a
    Coconut it would have been under a Coconut tree. Right?

    Not necessarily. Them Coconuts have spread out quite a bit; they're in Kiwiland
    as well as in the Excited States. They mostly avoid Canuckia, though. Too cold for 'em here.

    Btw. Have you figured out yet where I am?
    You stupid Farang. That should give you a Clue(tm).

    You should talk, you're a Farang to them as well.

    Of /course/ I know where you are, I knew it the moment you mentioned the girly-boys bar. I would say "sa-bie dee" but I don't think you deserve it. Mai bpen rai, anyhow.

    Would you know where I was however, if I said "khop-chai" for the invitation to
    "kin meo" tonight?


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  • From Michael Grant@1:250/306 to Björn Forsström on Wed Jan 12 20:28:51 2011
    Hello Björn.

    12 Jan 11 04:42, you wrote to me:

    That explains the bloodstains on Da Mirror.
    Whaddya expect from a guy named Nick, Sharp?
    My point too. What shall we do with him?
    And yet *you* promoted him. How stoopid can you get?

    Tell me you /don't/ expect me to actually promote people who are *competant*!? How the <hades> are we supposed to maintain our reputation and low standards if
    we do something like that?

    Sheesh! Your clue implant really *was* out of alignment!

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  • From Michael Grant@1:250/306 to Björn Forsström on Wed Jan 12 20:32:36 2011
    Hello Björn.

    12 Jan 11 04:43, you wrote to me:

    You DID want it back, didn't you? Its the one thing the
    monks refused to take from me. They wouldn't even look
    directly at it.
    Do you know where it's been? Apparently the monks did.

    Paris?
    Well, duh; /everything's/ been in Paris these days...
    But /before/ that.

    Pamela Anderson?

    No, Pam's <gondaloons> were bouncing down the beach on the set of Baywatch<tm> when Phil spirited it away.

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  • From Michael Grant@1:250/306 to Philip Harris on Wed Jan 12 23:28:00 2011
    Hello Philip.

    07 Jan 11 22:37, you wrote to Nicholas Sharp:

    Fire in the hole?
    Blind as a mole...
    As black as coal...
    from pole to pole...
    As fruity as Dole
    was a Merry ol' Soul...

    Nat King Cole...

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Nicholas Sharp on Thu Dec 9 02:55:22 2010
    I just came back from the redundant department of redundancy and they told me that I did not qualify for my babble license. Something about I didn't have enough drivel, can someone help me out here?

    To barge into this Fine Echo (tm) withtout a Bargelicence (tm) is a risky thing to do. We eat newbeans in pair so go stand in the same line as that Flipside guy and wait for Da Head Cheeze to call your name.
    And after you have given 12.75 Fidobucks to the Nurse (tm) you get a form to fill out and then you might, I say might, get your decoder-ring and a phunny hat.
    Then you have to write an essay over your life for the Nurse (tm) to file so
    we can laugh behind your back next time we sit around the camp-fire reading
    it.
    I hope that didn't help you too much.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Philip Harris on Thu Dec 9 03:11:11 2010
    I just came back from the redundant department of redundancy and they told
    me that I did not qualify for my babble license. Something about I didn't
    have enough drivel, can someone help me out here?

    The bar's untended....just help yourself. I'm sure Michael Grant will be along shortly to twist your arm over buying a decoder ring, phunny hat, or some other such trite paraphanalia. When you see him, tell him I still have his Cindy Lauper umbrella I borrowed....somewhere. I promise to return it, but hope hw won;t notice the <spack> stains.

    May I suggest that you really do that annual chech-up. Cindy Lauper is off-topick. Not enough <gondaloons>. Not even with the help from an umbrella. <spack> stains or no <spack> stains, doesn't matter.
    And you should also get your Clues (tm) strait and know better than calling that substitute for whiskey by his name. He is refered to as Da Head (Soft) Chezze (tm) and nothing else.
    I'm sure he's out checking this years crop of stone and will be back when
    the ice have melted.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Nicholas Sharp on Thu Dec 9 03:14:34 2010
    I just came back from the redundant department of redundancy and they
    told me that I did not qualify for my babble license. Something about I
    didn't have enough drivel, can someone help me out here?

    The bar's untended....just help yourself. I'm sure Michael Grant will be
    along shortly to twist your arm over buying a decoder ring, phunny hat, or
    some other such trite paraphanalia. When you see him, tell him I still have
    his Cindy Lauper umbrella I borrowed....somewhere. I promise to return it,
    but hope hw won;t notice the <spack> stains.


    Flip.

    Untended bar, is that kind of like me driving while sleeping in the passenger side seat? And a decoder ring, I love decoder rings. I just hope its not the same thing as the 710 cap someone tried selling me. Apparently, my car doesn't have a 710 cap, only an oil cap. Waste of a good 24.99 USD. As far as the Cindy Lauper Umbrella, I think I saw the dwarf with the "I love shlackle" shirt on running around with it mumbling something about his hole is missing.

    I could have told you that it was a scam from the beginning. 24.99 USD.... when it only cost 12.75.

    Douche

    Cheers to you too.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Philip Harris on Thu Dec 9 12:17:48 2010

    Untended bar, is that kind of like me driving while sleeping in the
    passenger side seat? And a decoder ring, I love decoder rings. I just hope
    its not the same thing as the 710 cap someone tried selling me. Apparently,
    my car doesn't have a 710 cap, only an oil cap. Waste of a good 24.99 USD.
    As far as the Cindy Lauper Umbrella, I think I saw the dwarf with the "I
    love shlackle" shirt on running around with it mumbling something about his
    hole is missing.
    Douche


    No, its more like when you get on an empty elevator, but you know someone was recently there because of the odd odor. Capeche?

    Who have set Mr. Odd free? We put him behind bars years ago. And by bars I
    mean Moes and Jacks bars. And they don't serve Capeche. Only cats and dogs.

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  • From Philip Harris@1:250/501 to Björn Forsström on Thu Dec 9 18:13:10 2010
    May I suggest that you really do that annual chech-up. Cindy Lauper is off-topick. Not enough <gondaloons>. Not even with the help from an umbrella. <spack> stains or no <spack> stains, doesn't matter.
    And you should also get your Clues (tm) strait and know better than calling that substitute for whiskey by his name. He is refered to as Da Head (Soft) Chezze (tm) and nothing else.
    I'm sure he's out checking this years crop of stone and will be back when the ice have melted.


    (Scratches <donkey>, thinks a moment, belches, then confidently comes to a conclusion).

    Huh<tm>?


    Flip,
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  • From Philip Harris@1:250/501 to Björn Forsström on Thu Dec 9 18:19:12 2010


    No, its more like when you get on an empty elevator, but you know someone was recently there because of the odd odor. Capeche?

    Who have set Mr. Odd free? We put him behind bars years ago. And by bars I mean Moes and Jacks bars. And they don't serve Capeche. Only cats and dogs.


    Some very short, hairy, smelly officer of the law officers union along with a band of equally short, hairy, and smelly privates arrived a few weeks ago waving about court orders and saying that Mr. Odd was to be relocated to the Diner. Something about a change of venue.


    Flip.
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  • From Nicholas Sharp@1:250/501 to Philip Harris on Fri Dec 17 00:32:02 2010

    Gee, I could have used that warning a week ago... I should never trust th <spack> that comes out of those monks mouths... and really... WHAT IS THA SMELL?!?!


    Oh never, ever trust a monk...or the Head Cheeze for that matter either. Especially when they are trying to pawn Chuck's Chili off on you. Only a mon would claim that Chuck Boswell used fresh
    ingredients.


    Those fast-talking, good for nothing monks... they did it to me again... So, do I even want to know what it was that I ate, if it wasn't chili?


    Snickers.


    Flip.

    Well, it looked like snickers... it had nuts, but it didn't quite taste like it... oh dear... I think I'm going to... umf... wheres the toilet around
    here??
    douche
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  • From Nicholas Sharp@1:250/501 to Philip Harris on Fri Dec 17 00:34:10 2010

    Hmmm...now where is that rascal Joe Boburka when you need him. The keys to h front end loader are probably in his tool box and that disappeared with him when he claimed he was off to the Deli for
    lunch. Personally, I think he pursued his life-long dream of
    traveling to Inner Mongolia to strike a trade agreement for importing Yak butter.


    Flip.

    How is that even possible? Yak butter into Inner Mongolia? Inner
    Mongolia needs more Yak butter like Rush Limbaugh needs a speedo.


    You WERE aware that this is Mindless Chatter and Drivel echo....no? Here, try some Yak cheese as well. Very tasty.


    Flip.

    <tastes Yak cheese> Hmmm... tastes familiar... This almost tastes like that chili... hmmmm...

    douche
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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Philip Harris on Fri Dec 24 01:48:47 2010
    Fire in the hole?

    Think: Family (tm) Echo.

    I'm thinking it as hard as I can, but it ain't changing the program
    none. Maybe its time to change the channel.

    Put on your Thinking Hat (tm), the one with tinfoil on and do some creative
    work instead. Like learning how do do the Mambo #5.

    Uh, hey! I like this. What is this called that my feet are doing again? Oh wait, right....Family Echo.

    Good thinking but don't overdo it. Mambo #5 is something they learn in Kindergarten (tm) aka Fidonet so in case you haven't an exam you
    have to go to Start without passing Jail and you're NOT allowed to pick
    up 200 Fidobucks.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Philip Harris on Fri Dec 24 01:53:07 2010
    /|
    / /
    / |-------------------------------.
    | | HAMMER |
    | /--------------------------------'
    | |
    WHAM!! |____|
    /---\ "Ohh, ohh, ohh, OUCH!!"

    .------------------------------------------------------------------.


    This meeting is now called to order!

    Who cares?
    Are you Da Head Cheeze? You are only Da Milk Man.

    Nope, but why would I turn down the chance to take up Russ' mallet
    or
    Boburka's wrench and smack someone in the noggin?

    Good question...and the answer is: www.hotwetbeavers.com

    Flip.

    Yeah, sure. I totally agree but I haven't a Clue (tm) to what.


    What? Your Clue worked loose? These new nurses are not as attentive to details as the old ones. This would never have happened in the old days.

    I totally agree. Not even the products from FlipSide Medical Industries are what
    they used to be. I don't see Godzilla in my dreams anymore.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Philip Harris on Fri Dec 24 01:59:08 2010

    I've heard something about looking before one leaps...naaaa, I'm
    counting my bunnies before they, err...whatever.

    Tht's the reason why you didn't get the 2017 Olympic Games. And the
    reason
    why you got the annual Kerosine (tm) Drinking Contest (KDC) 2032.

    Yep, and the winner of the Kerosine (tm) Drinking Contest (KDC) 2032
    will get complimentary on-the-spot fire eating classes. I hear its
    supposed to be a blast.

    Never mind what you hear. -there are so many roumours going around. One
    even says that Pamela Anderson will show up topless. Or was that her with
    only one, Janet Jackson?


    -I- heard it was Chuck's MIL that was going to show up topless...or was that Lou.

    What's the Difference (tm)?

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Philip Harris on Fri Dec 24 02:11:09 2010

    I've heard something about looking before one leaps...naaaa, I'm
    counting my bunnies before they, err...whatever.

    Tht's the reason why you didn't get the 2017 Olympic Games. And the
    reason
    why you got the annual Kerosine (tm) Drinking Contest (KDC) 2032.

    Its ok. We have contestants in Plano who are practicing even as we
    speak.

    Practicing.....in Plano...Texas.....?


    Well, yeah! Bubba's been practicing long and hard. I think hes got a real chance. Of course, he keeps asking if he can "light 'er up" when he goes pee-pee cause he thinks it would be like a flame thrower, but I keep telling him its kerosene, not gasoline. I hope his liver lasts until the competition.

    It sounds as it all comes natural for him so he can stop the practicing.

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  • From Michael Grant@1:250/306 to Nicholas Sharp on Thu Dec 23 21:20:47 2010
    Hello Nicholas.

    08 Dec 10 01:07, you wrote to All:

    I just came back from the redundant department of redundancy and they
    told me that I did not qualify for my babble license. Something about
    I didn't have enough drivel, can someone help me out here?

    Sure thing:

    Dear Sir, Madam, or Lower life form, as it were;

    Congradulations! You have just stumbled blindly and without a Barge Licence into Mindless Chatter & Drivel, the Worst<tm> Echo in Fidonet. There are only two topics in MC&D; drivel, and newbie bashing. I'm not drivelling at present, so I'll leave the electrons in that empty head of yours to randomly collide with each other so that you can figure it out for yourself.

    Prepare yourself to endure repeated barrages with copious amounts of pigeon <spack> that will be directed your way, lovingly delivered by the dwarves via carrier pigeon, cannon, or catapult; all thanks to the rather large target you have just painted for yourself on your <donkey>. A raincoat and umbrella might help, but only for about 12.75 seconds, as the caustic nature of the <spack> will quickly eat it's way through those.

    Self-flaggelation and rubdowns with 80 grit sandpaper, followed by healthy dousings in Standard<tm> kerosine will help to thicken your skin and desensitize it to the continuous bombardment of <spack> that you will have to endure until we decide that you've gained apprentice dwarf status.

    Please sned $1275.00 (CDN, since the US dollar has now tanked) in small, unmarked bills to the office of Sgt. Stubby MacPherson, c/o the NCORF, for your
    snedding papers, phunny hat, decoder ring, aardvark detector, and any other useless items we may come up with. Oh, and don't be suprised if none of the aforementioned items arrive; we make no promises here, except that you'll regret your stay.

    Report to the Flipside Clinic for your Clue<tm> implant; remember to bend over and hold your ankles. Don't cough; Flip Harris hasn't done an implant procedure
    in about 12.75 years so he's a bit rusty. You don't want to end up as an experimental cybernetics subject for the Doc (Borgie) Hutto memorial research center.

    If you feel that this message has reached you in error, we welcome you to avail yourself of the echo exit via the JoBob Morgan Memorial Privy and Escape Chute<tm>.

    ... This is the only "nice" message that I will send you.
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  • From Michael Grant@1:250/306 to Philip Harris on Thu Dec 23 21:23:45 2010
    Hello Philip.

    08 Dec 10 02:44, you wrote to Nicholas Sharp:

    The bar's untended....just help yourself. I'm sure Michael Grant will
    be along shortly to twist your arm over buying a decoder ring, phunny
    hat, or some other such trite paraphanalia. When you see him, tell him
    I still have his Cindy Lauper umbrella I borrowed....


    <SPUT!> <Hack!>...

    Bastich!

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  • From Michael Grant@1:250/306 to Björn Forsström on Thu Dec 23 21:23:06 2010
    Hello Björn.

    09 Dec 10 02:55, you wrote to Nicholas Sharp:

    decoder-ring and a phunny hat. Then you have to write an essay over
    your life for the Nurse (tm) to file so we can laugh behind your back
    next time we sit around the camp-fire reading it. I hope that didn't
    help you too much.

    Don't feed the newbies.

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  • From Michael Grant@1:250/306 to Björn Forsström on Thu Dec 23 21:22:54 2010
    Hello Björn.

    09 Dec 10 03:11, you wrote to Philip Harris:

    May I suggest that you really do that annual chech-up. Cindy Lauper is off-topick.

    Cindi Lauper is very much /on-topic/.

    Da Head (Soft) Chezze (tm) and nothing else. I'm sure he's out
    checking this years crop of stone and will be back when the ice have melted.

    I was out on the other side of the planet, checking the year's crop of KiwiStone<tm>. Very impressive. Some of it even spews gases and smells just like the Deli.

    --- GoldED/386 3.0.1
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  • From Michael Grant@1:250/306 to Nicholas Sharp on Thu Dec 23 21:24:29 2010
    Hello Nicholas.

    13 Dec 10 18:19, you wrote to Björn Forsström:

    the <spack> that comes out of those monks mouths... and really... WHAT
    IS THAT SMELL?!?!

    The Chili<tm>.

    douch.

    Putz.

    --- GoldED/386 3.0.1
    * Origin: CADB Calgary: Home of the Dwarven Demolition Squad! (1:250/306)
  • From Michael Grant@1:250/306 to Nicholas Sharp on Thu Dec 23 21:03:15 2010
    Hello Nicholas.

    17 Dec 10 00:32, you wrote to Philip Harris:

    Well, it looked like snickers... it had nuts, but it didn't quite
    taste like it... oh dear... I think I'm going to... umf... wheres the toilet around here??

    Your message has been carefully placed in it's own special porcelain receptical where it will recieve all due treatment it deserves.

    .------------------.
    |__________________|
    | | Press the Handle
    | \-O | to Deliver.
    | |
    | .____________. |
    / / \ \
    ( ( ) )
    ` `.____________.' '
    `. .'
    ----------------
    | |
    | |
    --------------------------------------------------

    douche

    Yes, you are.

    --- GoldED/386 3.0.1
    * Origin: CADB Calgary: Home of the Dwarven Demolition Squad! (1:250/306)
  • From Michael Grant@1:250/306 to Philip Harris on Thu Dec 23 21:06:55 2010
    Hello Philip.

    18 Dec 10 19:59, you wrote to you:

    Fire in the hole?
    Blind as a mole...

    As black as coal...

    --- GoldED/386 3.0.1
    * Origin: CADB Calgary: Home of the Dwarven Demolition Squad! (1:250/306)
  • From Michael Grant@1:250/306 to Philip Harris on Thu Dec 23 21:10:33 2010
    Hello Philip.

    21 Dec 10 10:00, you wrote to Björn Forsström:

    Good question...and the answer is: www.hotwetbeavers.com


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    ... That's for nothing. Just try something.
    --- GoldED/386 3.0.1
    * Origin: CADB Calgary: Home of the Dwarven Demolition Squad! (1:250/306)
  • From Michael Grant@1:250/306 to Philip Harris on Thu Dec 23 21:12:04 2010
    Hello Philip.

    21 Dec 10 10:08, you wrote to Nicholas Sharp:

    Don't forget South Dallas... and Houston... and southern Cali...

    I forget southern Cali every chance I'm given. Northern Cali as well.
    In fact, it would be best if we trade that state to Quebec in exchange
    for the rest of Canada. Any takers? Anyone?

    We don't want the rest of 'Murrica.

    --- GoldED/386 3.0.1
    * Origin: CADB Calgary: Home of the Dwarven Demolition Squad! (1:250/306)
  • From Michael Grant@1:250/306 to Björn Forsström on Thu Dec 23 21:13:16 2010
    Hello Björn.

    22 Dec 10 12:42, you wrote to Nicholas Sharp:

    Never mind what you hear. -there are so many roumours going around.
    One even says that Pamela Anderson will show up topless.

    She's so dumb, she thinks that means "without a hat"...

    --- GoldED/386 3.0.1
    * Origin: CADB Calgary: Home of the Dwarven Demolition Squad! (1:250/306)
  • From Michael Grant@1:250/306 to Philip Harris on Thu Dec 23 21:15:41 2010
    Hello Philip.

    22 Dec 10 17:25, you wrote to Björn Forsström:

    Yeah, sure. I totally agree but I haven't a Clue (tm) to what.

    What? Your Clue worked loose? These new nurses are not as attentive to details as the old ones. This would never have happened in the old
    days.

    Maybe he needs a cranio-rectal inversion conversion?

    --- GoldED/386 3.0.1
    * Origin: CADB Calgary: Home of the Dwarven Demolition Squad! (1:250/306)
  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Michael Grant on Thu Dec 30 02:38:42 2010

    Cindi Lauper is very much /on-topic/.

    Ok...ok...you're the Boss but have you seen her lately? Not much to brag
    about but since you've been away for so long in Kiwi-land I perhaps
    shouldn't blaim you.

    The freakier she looks, the more she is on topic. Cindi Lauper is Phyllis Diller in training. Someone needs to take over when Phyllis kicks the bucket.

    Maybe, if I only knew who Phyllis Diller is and why should she kick a bucket?

    crop of KiwiStone<tm>. Very impressive. Some of it even spews gases and
    smells just like the Deli.

    I know...I know...It really feels like being at home...eh? And while
    being in my back-yard....why didn't you call me?

    Finland is no where near Kiwiland.

    Be sure it is. It borders to it but that's beside the point. I don't even think
    you know
    in what part of the world Finland is and in fact I don't care either. I don't even speak
    the language but It would be like saying that Canada is the capital
    of New York to you. And actually, I am rather close to Kiwiland, only a KiwiStone (tm)
    throw away and one of my neighbours IS even from Kiwiland. He have a buisiness here called KIWI_FIX but so far I haven't really understood what he fix and he have
    a very strange dialect.

    We could've been testing very good samples of Chineese and Cambodian
    <cough...cough> whiskey. Pure dynamit I tell you.

    Sned some over to the DDS for some testing.

    If they want to do some tests they have to come here. I can set up a test shooting
    range beside the elephant corral. Then I can do a video and sned it to AFV. Methinks
    that that Bergeron dude would love it.

    ---
    * Origin: . (2:230/150.6)
  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Michael Grant on Thu Dec 30 02:40:51 2010

    Don't feed the newbies.

    I only fed him with digital food I picked up after Stubbys last portion
    of Haggis. Sorry if I did offend you.

    If you feed him, then you're responsible for him. That includes cleaning up the <spack> that he's sure to load his pants with when he sees the howling, slavering hordes of dwarves after his <donkey>.

    Since I even have to clean up after you I might as well clean up after him
    too.

    ---
    * Origin: . (2:230/150.6)
  • From Philip Harris@1:250/501 to Björn Forsström on Thu Dec 30 15:57:45 2010

    Don't feed the newbies.

    I only fed him with digital food I picked up after Stubbys last portion
    of Haggis. Sorry if I did offend you.

    If you feed him, then you're responsible for him. That includes cleaning up the <spack> that he's sure to load his pants with when he sees the howling, slavering hordes of dwarves after his <donkey>.

    Since I even have to clean up after you I might as well clean up after him too.



    And such a good job you do, too Bjorn. Oh wait, lemme re-read your post about last years dwarf party again.


    Flip.
    --- SBBSecho 2.12-Linux
    * Origin: >> diskshop >> bbs.diskshop.ca >> http.telnet.nntp (1:250/501)
  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Philip Harris on Thu Dec 30 15:19:46 2010

    May I suggest that you really do that annual chech-up. Cindy Lauper is
    off-topick.

    Cindi Lauper is very much /on-topic/.

    Da Head (Soft) Chezze (tm) and nothing else. I'm sure he's out
    checking this years crop of stone and will be back when the ice have
    melted.

    I was out on the other side of the planet, checking the year's crop of
    KiwiStone<tm>. Very impressive. Some of it even spews gases and smells just
    like the Deli.

    Wow...outta put some o that into soap or something and market it to silly peoples.

    As usual you're way behind. Haven't you heard about noodle soup?
    Available at every bicycle-shop near you.

    ---
    * Origin: . (2:230/150.6)
  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Nicholas Sharp on Thu Jan 6 10:30:58 2011

    Uh, hey! I like this. What is this called that my feet are doing
    again? Oh wait, right....Family Echo.

    Good thinking but don't overdo it. Mambo #5 is something they learn in
    Kindergarten (tm) aka Fidonet so in case you haven't an exam you have to go
    to Start without passing Jail and you're NOT allowed to pick up 200
    Fidobucks.

    Mambo #5, is that anything like Slapo #5? If so, I refuse to do it, I always get headaches afterwards.

    No it isn't. When you do the Mambo #5 you move the whole figure and if
    you drink the Real (tm) Stuff instead of Stubbys Slapo (no matter what number it have) you will not get a headache. Trust me on this.

    <slap>Douche</slap>

    Good thinking.

    ---
    * Origin: . (2:230/150.6)
  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Nicholas Sharp on Thu Jan 6 10:33:16 2011

    I totally agree. Not even the products from FlipSide Medical Industries are
    what
    they used to be. I don't see Godzilla in my dreams anymore.

    Nope, now he's a part of your reality... See? I have him locked up over... uh, where did the big arse lizard go? HERE GODZILLA BOY, COME TO DADDY!!

    Godzilla...come to daddy...?

    ---
    * Origin: . (2:230/150.6)
  • From Michael Grant@1:250/306 to Philip Harris on Thu Jan 6 19:58:16 2011
    Hello Philip.

    29 Dec 10 17:10, you wrote to me:

    paraphanalia. When you see him, tell him I still have his
    Cindy Lauper umbrella I borrowed....

    <SPUT!> <Hack!>...
    Bastich!

    You DID want it back, didn't you? Its the one thing the monks
    refused to take from me. They wouldn't even look directly at it.

    Do you know where it's been? Apparently the monks did.

    ... I've half a mind to think something up with.
    --- GoldED/386 3.0.1
    * Origin: CADB Calgary: Home of the Dwarven Demolition Squad! (1:250/306)
  • From Michael Grant@1:250/306 to Philip Harris on Thu Jan 6 20:00:41 2011
    Hello Philip.

    29 Dec 10 17:12, you wrote to me:

    I was out on the other side of the planet, checking the year's crop
    of KiwiStone<tm>. Very impressive. Some of it even spews gases and
    smells just like the Deli.

    Wow...outta put some o that into soap or something and market it
    to silly peoples.

    Can't. Too many silly peoples already down in EnZedd. They're very possessive of the stuff.


    ... Tag: $127.50.
    --- GoldED/386 3.0.1
    * Origin: CADB Calgary: Home of the Dwarven Demolition Squad! (1:250/306)
  • From Michael Grant@1:250/306 to Philip Harris on Thu Jan 6 20:02:53 2011
    Hello Philip.

    29 Dec 10 17:18, you wrote to me:

    Fire in the hole?
    Blind as a mole...
    As black as coal...
    from pole to pole...

    Fillet of sole...


    ... Get your stinking paws off of me, you danb dirty dwarves!
    --- GoldED/386 3.0.1
    * Origin: CADB Calgary: Home of the Dwarven Demolition Squad! (1:250/306)
  • From Michael Grant@1:250/306 to Philip Harris on Thu Jan 6 20:04:48 2011
    Hello Philip.

    29 Dec 10 17:20, you wrote to me:

    ... That's for nothing. Just try something.

    Sorry, wha'd ya say? Huh? Can we hold off on the conversation until my vision clears? And the headache subsides?

    No.

    --- GoldED/386 3.0.1
    * Origin: CADB Calgary: Home of the Dwarven Demolition Squad! (1:250/306)
  • From Michael Grant@1:250/306 to Philip Harris on Thu Jan 6 20:12:01 2011
    Hello Philip.

    29 Dec 10 17:38, you wrote to me:

    The freakier she looks, the more she is on topic. Cindi Lauper is
    Phyllis Diller in training. Someone needs to take over when Phyllis
    kicks the bucket.

    You she hasn't already? Isn't she way over due for her very own 50
    gallon drum? And I ain't talking caulk, here.

    Phyllis Diller is the daughter of Methusela and Medusa. She's just hitting middle age. Why, just two days ago she did Anderson Cooper. No report on whether he turned to stone.


    --- GoldED/386 3.0.1
    * Origin: CADB Calgary: Home of the Dwarven Demolition Squad! (1:250/306)
  • From Michael Grant@1:250/306 to Björn Forsström on Thu Jan 6 20:30:09 2011
    Hello Björn.

    30 Dec 10 02:38, you wrote to me:

    Maybe, if I only knew who Phyllis Diller is and why should she kick a bucket?

    And you call yourself a driveller? Shameful!

    crop of KiwiStone<tm>. Very impressive. Some of it even spews
    gases and smells just like the Deli.
    I know...I know...It really feels like being at home...eh?

    "Rotarua: where a fart's a breath of fresh air".

    actually, I am rather close to Kiwiland, only a KiwiStone (tm) throw
    away and one of my neighbours IS even from Kiwiland. He have a
    buisiness here called KIWI_FIX but so far I haven't really understood
    what he fix and he have a very strange dialect.

    That's what you get when you deal with the Coconuts.

    Sned some over to the DDS for some testing.
    If they want to do some tests they have to come here. I can set
    up a test shooting range beside the elephant corral. Then I can
    do a video and sned it to AFV. Methinks that that Bergeron dude
    would love it.

    The Dwarven Demolition Squad has never been away from home. I'd have to sned 12.75 blankies and pictures of their mothers along with each of them. Too impractical.


    --- GoldED/386 3.0.1
    * Origin: CADB Calgary: Home of the Dwarven Demolition Squad! (1:250/306)
  • From Michael Grant@1:250/306 to Björn Forsström on Thu Jan 6 20:41:59 2011
    Hello Björn.

    01 Jan 11 02:53, you wrote to me:

    What's the Difference (tm)?
    Lou's <gondaloons> don't hang down as low.

    Did you see thae latest pix of Pamela Anderson? Those that were banned from the Airports? Guess her wings didn't work as they should. A bit sloppy for my taste but I will think about them next time I visit Suwarnabhumi.

    Pam redefined the term "sloppy seconds". In her case, it's "sloppy 1274ths".


    --- GoldED/386 3.0.1
    * Origin: CADB Calgary: Home of the Dwarven Demolition Squad! (1:250/306)
  • From Michael Grant@1:250/306 to Björn Forsström on Thu Jan 6 20:47:10 2011
    Hello Björn.

    01 Jan 11 03:07, you wrote to me:

    Of course it means "without a hat". What did you have in mind?
    I would tell you, if this wasn't a Family Echo<tm>.

    If you had been to YYC you would have seen it.

    Been there several times in the past few months and even as recently as last week; no sign of it. She's from YVR anyhow. I've been through there recently as
    well, and there was no sign of it there, either.

    In the airports of canuck-land we adhere to the idea of "tastefulness". I realize that as a dwarf, you may find that concept a hard one to grasp.


    --- GoldED/386 3.0.1
    * Origin: CADB Calgary: Home of the Dwarven Demolition Squad! (1:250/306)
  • From Michael Grant@1:250/306 to Philip Harris on Thu Jan 6 20:55:49 2011
    Hello Philip.

    04 Jan 11 00:45, you wrote to Björn Forsström:

    Being behind means people don't expect too much from me.

    It also makes you the easiest target for the <spack>.


    --- GoldED/386 3.0.1
    * Origin: CADB Calgary: Home of the Dwarven Demolition Squad! (1:250/306)
  • From Michael Grant@1:250/306 to Nicholas Sharp on Thu Jan 6 21:03:33 2011
    Hello Nicholas.

    05 Jan 11 18:44, you wrote to me:

    COOOOOOL, My very own babble license. Oh wait, whats that fine
    print at the bottom there?

    Never mind that...

    Hey, look! A sparkly!


    --- GoldED/386 3.0.1
    * Origin: CADB Calgary: Home of the Dwarven Demolition Squad! (1:250/306)
  • From Michael Grant@1:250/306 to Nicholas Sharp on Thu Jan 6 21:34:38 2011
    Hello Nicholas.

    05 Jan 11 18:49, you wrote to me:

    I was out on the other side of the planet, checking the year's crop
    of KiwiStone<tm>. Very impressive. Some of it even spews gases and
    smells just like the Deli.

    That was KiwiStone<tm>? <whimpers> What will happen if you eat it?

    Let us know...

    --- GoldED/386 3.0.1
    * Origin: CADB Calgary: Home of the Dwarven Demolition Squad! (1:250/306)
  • From Michael Grant@1:250/306 to Nicholas Sharp on Thu Jan 6 21:07:24 2011
    Hello Nicholas.

    05 Jan 11 18:59, you wrote to me:

    Fire in the hole?
    Blind as a mole...
    As black as coal...
    As fruity as Dole...

    On the Dole...

    --- GoldED/386 3.0.1
    * Origin: CADB Calgary: Home of the Dwarven Demolition Squad! (1:250/306)
  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Michael Grant on Thu Jan 13 07:27:47 2011
    Hello Björn.

    12 Jan 11 04:29, you wrote to me:

    Solly. My misstake.

    As if you would know what a Kwai Hiya is but it' s the top of
    that.....that...err... ugh....thingie you know. Now I've learned you a
    new word. Use it when you feel like. No one in Canuckistan will ever
    understand you anyway but stay clear from certian Delis (tm) when you use
    it and from people with askew eyes. Trust me on this.

    You'd be suprised with what you can find here in Canuckistan.

    Not really. I've been talking to a couple of Canuckistanians.
    I mean, after 50 y.o. and they STILL have a mullet. Who do they think they
    are? The Golden Jet?

    would be leftovers and I would feel the smell. He have burned some
    resistance though but never a Coconut.
    Oh, he's a "sparky", then... same as my bro-in-law.
    He's rather slow you know but who isn't in this heat.

    /Definately/ a Kiwi, then.

    Ok. If you say so.

    Sure he's not a Coconut?

    Positive. Yesterday he killed a scorpion in his garden that was 50 cm
    from my foot and that was under a india-rubber tree. Had he been a
    Coconut it would have been under a Coconut tree. Right?

    Not necessarily. Them Coconuts have spread out quite a bit; they're in Kiwiland as well as in the Excited States. They mostly avoid Canuckia, though. Too cold for 'em here.

    I thought you lived in <hades>.

    Btw. Have you figured out yet where I am?
    You stupid Farang. That should give you a Clue(tm).

    You should talk, you're a Farang to them as well.

    Noppe. I've had other translants as well. Even if you had never seen me
    before you wouldn't recognize me now anyhow. They make a wonderful
    job at the local Snake Farm.

    Of /course/ I know where you are, I knew it the moment you mentioned the girly-boys bar. I would say "sa-bie dee" but I don't think you deserve it. Mai bpen rai, anyhow.

    Mai-pelai but Kap Kun Kap anyhow.

    Would you know where I was however, if I said "khop-chai" for the invitation to "kin meo" tonight?

    I've been there once and it was there some stoopid Canuckstanians thougt
    I came from South West England when they saw my SWE tattoo. Someone
    else said Some Where Else. My trust in the people from the Great White North
    is a bit nagged in the corners but who cares.
    FYI it's raining Tigers and Elephants right now here in Paradise(tm). Want some?

    ---
    * Origin: . (2:230/150.6)
  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Michael Grant on Thu Jan 13 07:39:16 2011

    That explains the bloodstains on Da Mirror.
    Whaddya expect from a guy named Nick, Sharp?
    My point too. What shall we do with him?
    And yet *you* promoted him. How stoopid can you get?

    Tell me you /don't/ expect me to actually promote people who are *competant*!? How the <hades> are we supposed to maintain our reputation and low standards if we do something like that?

    You're Absolute(tm) right. Do you want to take that Penalty Kick now
    instead? My <donkey> is wide open for you.

    Sheesh! Your clue implant really *was* out of alignment!

    After a visit to the local Sauna House it's been adjusted.
    Antti Soumalainen sned his love and hope that yours still is up to date.

    ---
    * Origin: . (2:230/150.6)
  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Michael Grant on Thu Jan 13 07:49:30 2011

    You DID want it back, didn't you? Its the one thing the
    monks refused to take from me. They wouldn't even look
    directly at it.
    Do you know where it's been? Apparently the monks did.

    Paris?
    Well, duh; /everything's/ been in Paris these days... But /before/ that.

    Pamela Anderson?

    No, Pam's <gondaloons> were bouncing down the beach on the set of Baywatch<tm> when Phil spirited it away.

    So now I have to do some cleaning up AGAIN? I'll ust that SCARAB this time.
    And btw. I saw your post in the DwarfEcho (tm). Have you started to fraternize with the Enemy (tm)? Shame on you!
    Next time I'll sned a Report to the Monks and they will burn your shoes while using them. That'll teach you the right from wrong.

    ---
    * Origin: . (2:230/150.6)
  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Nicholas Sharp on Thu Jan 13 08:19:46 2011

    Was that something like (ice)Scream?
    That's at least what the local salesman say here. I scream?

    I'm not allowed to scream, the monks told me so.

    Good you took their advice for once. They have a special room with the MC&D
    international anthem going on 24/7 for those who have had enough av Stars
    and Stripes. Reprogramming takes 1275 days.

    I know, I'm on day 1276. My mother always called me special.

    We're all special thank Gawd and that doesn't mean you're more special
    than me. My speciality is plantar warts.

    ---
    * Origin: . (2:230/150.6)
  • From Michael Grant@1:250/306 to Björn Forsström on Thu Jan 13 20:31:24 2011
    Hello Björn.

    13 Jan 11 07:27, you wrote to me:

    You'd be suprised with what you can find here in Canuckistan.

    Not really. I've been talking to a couple of Canuckistanians.
    I mean, after 50 y.o. and they STILL have a mullet. Who do they think
    they are? The Golden Jet?

    Sounds like Edmontonians. That city's still living in the '80's. They even still have the "City of Champions" sign up on the entrance to town, even though
    they haven't won anything in over 20 years.

    they're in Kiwiland as well as in the Excited States. They mostly
    avoid Canuckia, though. Too cold for 'em here.
    I thought you lived in <hades>.

    No, I said it's as cold as <hades> here.

    Would you know where I was however, if I said "khop-chai" for the
    invitation to "kin meo" tonight?
    I've been there once

    I doubt it; because I'd be in Falconridge in NW Calgary, Alberta, Canada, visiting my friend and former citizen of the LPDR, Khamseng Saysana. He'd be complaining about his "bhuk-kek" neighbor, He-Ping Sing.

    and it was there some stoopid Canuckstanians thougt I came from
    South West England when they saw my SWE tattoo.

    Again, sounds like Edmontonians...

    Someone else said Some Where Else. My trust in the people from
    the Great White North is a bit nagged in the corners but who
    cares. FYI it's raining Tigers and Elephants right now here in Paradise(tm). Want some?

    Sure; I'll trade you for 12.75 feet of snow.

    --- GoldED/W32 3.0.1
    * Origin: CADB Calgary: Home of the Dwarven Demolition Squad! (1:250/306)
  • From Michael Grant@1:250/306 to Björn Forsström on Thu Jan 13 20:21:10 2011
    Hello Björn.

    13 Jan 11 07:39, you wrote to me:

    *competant*!? How the <hades> are we supposed to maintain our
    reputation and low standards if we do something like that?
    You're Absolute(tm) right. Do you want to take that Penalty Kick
    now instead? My <donkey> is wide open for you.

    Again, too eager. Takes all the fun out of it.

    Sheesh! Your clue implant really *was* out of alignment!
    After a visit to the local Sauna House it's been adjusted.
    Antti Soumalainen sned his love and hope that yours still is up
    to date.

    Well, even though he is draft-eligible this year, he didn't even make the Finnish National Juniors hockey team, so no, I think I'll pass.


    --- GoldED/W32 3.0.1
    * Origin: CADB Calgary: Home of the Dwarven Demolition Squad! (1:250/306)
  • From Michael Grant@1:250/306 to Björn Forsström on Thu Jan 13 20:24:34 2011
    Hello Björn.

    13 Jan 11 07:49, you wrote to me:

    So now I have to do some cleaning up AGAIN? I'll ust that SCARAB this time. And btw. I saw your post in the DwarfEcho (tm). Have you started
    to fraternize with the Enemy (tm)? Shame on you! Next time I'll sned a Report to the Monks and they will burn your shoes while using them. That'll teach you the right from wrong.

    At least it wasn't the ElfLord Echo<tm>.


    --- GoldED/W32 3.0.1
    * Origin: CADB Calgary: Home of the Dwarven Demolition Squad! (1:250/306)
  • From Philip Harris@1:250/501 to Nicholas Sharp on Fri Dec 17 19:54:39 2010

    Gee, I could have used that warning a week ago... I should
    never trust th <spack> that comes out of those monks mouths... and really... WHAT IS THA SMELL?!?!


    Oh never, ever trust a monk...or the Head Cheeze for that matter either. Especially when they are trying to pawn Chuck's Chili off on you. Only a mon would claim that Chuck Boswell used fresh ingredients.


    Those fast-talking, good for nothing monks... they did it to me again... So, do I even want to know what it was that I ate, if it wasn't chili?


    Snickers.



    Well, it looked like snickers... it had nuts, but it didn't quite taste
    like it... oh dear... I think I'm going to... umf... wheres the toilet around here??

    My you do have an overactive imagination. It was a snickers. The monks find they can sneak past your defenses better than by chanting or just smacking you upside the head with a rather heavy book.

    No my friend, you won't need a toilet for the monk's snickers....for Chuck's Chili or anything else you imbibe over at the Diner, yes. But that is another story about the other end, so to speak.


    Flip.
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  • From Philip Harris@1:250/501 to Nicholas Sharp on Fri Dec 17 19:57:05 2010

    Hmmm...now where is that rascal Joe Boburka when you need him. The keys to h front end loader are probably in his tool box and that disappeared with him when he claimed he was off to the Deli for lunch. Personally, I think he pursued his life-long dream of traveling to Inner Mongolia to strike a trade agreement for importing Yak butter.


    Flip.

    How is that even possible? Yak butter into Inner Mongolia? Inner Mongolia needs more Yak butter like Rush Limbaugh needs a speedo.


    You WERE aware that this is Mindless Chatter and Drivel echo....no?
    Here, try some Yak cheese as well. Very tasty.


    <tastes Yak cheese> Hmmm... tastes familiar... This almost tastes like that chili... hmmmm...



    Yes, well...it DOES take some time to ship stuff out of Inner Mongolia after all. It has to come by camel as they still think airplanes to be giant ferocious birds of prey.


    Flip.
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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Philip Harris on Sat Dec 18 01:14:00 2010

    No, its more like when you get on an empty elevator, but you know
    someone was recently there because of the odd odor. Capeche?

    Who have set Mr. Odd free? We put him behind bars years ago. And by
    bars I
    mean Moes and Jacks bars. And they don't serve Capeche. Only cats and
    dogs.
    Some very short, hairy, smelly officer of the law officers union along
    with a band of equally short, hairy, and smelly privates arrived a few
    weeks ago waving about court orders and saying that Mr. Odd was to be
    relocated to the Diner. Something about a change of venue.

    Wonder why the didn't think about a change of smell instead.


    They are dwarves. That should explain everything.

    Not really. Methinks it have something to do with the smell from the Deli (tm).

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Nicholas Sharp on Sat Dec 18 01:22:43 2010

    Who have set Mr. Odd free? We put him behind bars years ago. And by
    bars I
    mean Moes and Jacks bars. And they don't serve Capeche. Only cats and
    dogs.

    Wait, did you say Mr. Odd? I think I saw him out behind the bar on my way in, said something about the Giraffe rides serving all you can eat <spack>...

    No no noooo.... Yesterday on our way to town to get a stamp in the passport
    we passed the Elephant Deli (tm) and there he was. In a pile of what ONE of those wonderful animals had laid on the street. It was <feeces> all over him and the only interested of that was the cockroatches. The monks in their
    orange clothing were checking so he didn't steel anything.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Nicholas Sharp on Sat Dec 18 01:26:42 2010


    If you find the Engineer, don't disturb him while fixing the catapult. It
    mi
    ght
    blow up in you Face (tm) covering you with what's ever it's loaded with. In
    case your Curiosity (tm) takes over, be sure to clean yourself in one of
    the barrels standing in the corner. Jump into it from the wire and scrub
    your ey
    es
    carefully and bend slowly over the top. Look at the label and pray that you
    choosed the right one.

    Which barrels, the ones labeled Medical Supplies or Nucleur Monk Waste?

    Nope. The third one.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Nicholas Sharp on Sat Dec 18 01:30:12 2010

    Gee, I could have used that warning a week ago... I should never trust
    the
    <spack> that comes out of those monks mouths... and really... WHAT IS
    T
    HAT
    SMELL?!?!

    You feel that smell because your nose is too close to your mouth.
    Hmmmm... that would explain the strange tastes, but it doesn't account for the strange smell of <spack> and kerosene... Makes me wonder what kind of holy experience the monks are brewing up....

    If I told you that you know what I have to do next so stop wondering.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Nicholas Sharp on Sat Dec 18 01:37:57 2010

    Comming dear. Now, just sit down and realax and I'll show you some
    <gondaloons>.
    And just when your chin falls down i your lap I insert som of the good
    stuff to make you feel dozy. So...better now....go back to sleep.

    Dozy or queezy?

    Again, that's up to you.
    I think that's a nice phrase to live by. I've picked it up here in the land of the Elephants. They are good teachers you know, the Elephants.

    and I think I'll just pass out, sleep is do over-rated.

    Uhmmm..... see above.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Philip Harris on Sat Dec 18 01:48:48 2010

    Excuse me while I meander off to the motor pool then. I think I saw
    the Energizer Bunny cowering under one of the catapults.

    If you find the Engineer, don't disturb him while fixing the catapult. It
    might blow up in you Face (tm) covering you with what's ever it's loaded
    with. In case your Curiosity (tm) takes over, be sure to clean yourself in
    one of the barrels standing in the corner. Jump into it from the wire and
    scrub your eyes carefully and bend slowly over the top. Look at the label
    and pray that you choosed the right one.

    I've heard something about looking before one leaps...naaaa, I'm counting my bunnies before they, err...whatever.

    Tht's the reason why you didn't get the 2017 Olympic Games. And the reason
    why you got the annual Kerosine (tm) Drinking Contest (KDC) 2032.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Philip Harris on Sat Dec 18 01:59:03 2010

    Comming dear. Now, just sit down and realax and I'll show you some
    <gondaloons>.
    And just when your chin falls down i your lap I insert som of the good
    stuff to make you feel dozy. So...better now....go back to sleep.

    Dozy or queezy? and I think I'll just pass out, sleep is do over-rated.


    Wake up!


    /|
    / /
    / |-------------------------------.
    | | HAMMER |
    | /--------------------------------'
    | |
    WHAM!! |____|
    /---\ "Ohh, ohh, ohh, OUCH!!" .------------------------------------------------------------------.


    This meeting is now called to order!

    Who cares?
    Are you Da Head Cheeze? You are only Da Milk Man.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Nicholas Sharp on Sat Dec 18 02:02:34 2010

    Oh never, ever trust a monk...or the Head Cheeze for that matter either.
    Especially when they are trying to pawn Chuck's Chili off on you. Only a
    mon would claim that Chuck Boswell used fresh ingredients.

    Those fast-talking, good for nothing monks... they did it to me again... So, do I even want to know what it was that I ate, if it wasn't chili?

    Nope. Trust me on this.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Philip Harris on Sat Dec 18 02:09:48 2010

    Gee, I could have used that warning a week ago... I should never
    trust th <spack> that comes out of those monks mouths... and
    really... WHAT IS THA SMELL?!?!

    Oh never, ever trust a monk...or the Head Cheeze for that matter either.
    Especially when they are trying to pawn Chuck's Chili off on you. Only a
    mon would claim that Chuck Boswell used fresh ingredients.

    Those fast-talking, good for nothing monks... they did it to me again...
    So, do I even want to know what it was that I ate, if it wasn't chili?

    Snickers.

    I preffer a deep fried cockroach.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Philip Harris on Sat Dec 18 03:59:11 2010

    <tastes Yak cheese> Hmmm... tastes familiar... This almost tastes like that
    chili... hmmmm...

    Yes, well...it DOES take some time to ship stuff out of Inner Mongolia after all. It has to come by camel as they still think airplanes to be giant ferocious birds of prey.

    Can you blaim 'em for that? They preyed for rain.....not fire.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Michael Grant on Fri Dec 24 15:55:53 2010

    Never mind what you hear. -there are so many roumours going around. One
    even says that Pamela Anderson will show up topless.

    She's so dumb, she thinks that means "without a hat"...

    Of course it means "without a hat". What did you have in mind?

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Michael Grant on Fri Dec 24 16:13:12 2010

    decoder-ring and a phunny hat. Then you have to write an essay over your
    life for the Nurse (tm) to file so we can laugh behind your back next
    time we sit around the camp-fire reading it. I hope that didn't help you
    too much.

    Don't feed the newbies.

    I only fed him with digital food I picked up after Stubbys last portion of Haggis.
    Sorry if I did offend you.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Michael Grant on Fri Dec 24 16:25:45 2010

    May I suggest that you really do that annual chech-up. Cindy Lauper is
    off-topick.

    Cindi Lauper is very much /on-topic/.

    Ok...ok...you're the Boss but have you seen her lately? Not much to
    brag about but since you've been away for so long in Kiwi-land I perhaps shouldn't blaim you.

    Da Head (Soft) Chezze (tm) and nothing else. I'm sure he's out checking
    this years crop of stone and will be back when the ice have melted.

    I was out on the other side of the planet, checking the year's crop of KiwiStone<tm>. Very impressive. Some of it even spews gases and smells just like the Deli.

    I know...I know...It really feels like being at home...eh? And while being in my
    back-yard....why didn't you call me? We could've been testing very good samples of Chineese and Cambodian <cough...cough> whiskey. Pure dynamit I tell you.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Michael Grant on Fri Dec 24 16:33:21 2010

    Yeah, sure. I totally agree but I haven't a Clue (tm) to what.

    What? Your Clue worked loose? These new nurses are not as attentive to
    details as the old ones. This would never have happened in the old days.

    Maybe he needs a cranio-rectal inversion conversion?

    I've been on liquid food for over a month so I guess that's egsactly what
    I need. Even my liver can tell the difference between the real stuff and
    a bug.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Philip Harris on Sat Jan 1 02:44:21 2011

    Don't feed the newbies.

    I only fed him with digital food I picked up after Stubbys last
    portion
    of Haggis. Sorry if I did offend you.

    If you feed him, then you're responsible for him. That includes
    cleaning up the <spack> that he's sure to load his pants with when he
    sees the howling, slavering hordes of dwarves after his <donkey>.

    Since I even have to clean up after you I might as well clean up after him
    too.

    And such a good job you do, too Bjorn.

    Thanks. But don't thank me. I do have some help with it. The Strategic Pidgeon Air Cammand (SPAC) in involved in it too.

    Oh wait, lemme re-read your post about last years dwarf party again.

    If you want I can sned you some JPEG.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Michael Grant on Sat Jan 1 02:53:54 2011

    24 Dec 10 01:59, you wrote to Philip Harris:

    I did?

    -I- heard it was Chuck's MIL that was going to show up topless...or was
    that Lou.

    What's the Difference (tm)?

    Lou's <gondaloons> don't hang down as low.

    Did you see thae latest pix of Pamela Anderson? Those that were banned
    from the Airports? Guess her wings didn't work as they should. A bit sloppy
    for my taste but I will think about them next time I visit Suwarnabhumi.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Michael Grant on Sat Jan 1 03:07:40 2011

    around. One even says that Pamela Anderson will show up topless.
    She's so dumb, she thinks that means "without a hat"...

    Of course it means "without a hat". What did you have in mind?

    I would tell you, if this wasn't a Family Echo<tm>.

    If you had been to YYC you would have seen it.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Philip Harris on Fri Jan 7 03:19:42 2011

    May I suggest that you really do that annual chech-up. Cindy
    Lauper is
    off-topick.

    Cindi Lauper is very much /on-topic/.

    Da Head (Soft) Chezze (tm) and nothing else. I'm sure he's out
    checking this years crop of stone and will be back when the ice
    have
    melted.

    I was out on the other side of the planet, checking the year's crop of
    KiwiStone<tm>. Very impressive. Some of it even spews gases and smells
    just
    like the Deli.

    Wow...outta put some o that into soap or something and market it to
    silly peoples.

    As usual you're way behind. Haven't you heard about noodle soup? Available
    at every bicycle-shop near you.



    Being behind means people don't expect too much from me. I see you've figured out my strategy.

    That could even a poodle-kebab from a Deli (tm) near you had done.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Philip Harris on Fri Jan 7 03:29:38 2011

    Don't feed the newbies.

    I only fed him with digital food I picked up after Stubbys last
    portion
    of Haggis. Sorry if I did offend you.

    If you feed him, then you're responsible for him. That includes
    cleaning up the <spack> that he's sure to load his pants with when
    he
    sees the howling, slavering hordes of dwarves after his <donkey>.
    Since I even have to clean up after you I might as well clean up after
    him
    too.

    And such a good job you do, too Bjorn.

    Thanks. But don't thank me. I do have some help with it. The Strategic
    Pidgeon Air Cammand (SPAC) in involved in it too.

    Oh wait, lemme re-read your post about last years dwarf party again.

    If you want I can sned you some JPEG.



    Ewww...no thanks. I never, ever recovered from the Gifs of Lou "taking care of" the sheep. Those should not have been shared outside of the local law enforcement offices. Put a whole new meaning to Silence of the Lambs.

    Was that something like (ice)Scream?
    That's at least what the local salesman say here. I scream?

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Nicholas Sharp on Fri Jan 7 03:58:21 2011
    Well, not exactly... you still don't know the OTHER incident with the
    aardvark...

    So you've been to both Egypt and Scotland then. You're a real world-
    traveler.
    Next time you're out sowing your wild oates lemme know and I'll show you
    how the Strategic Pidgeon Air Command SPAC fill up their cannons and with
    what.

    Egypt, Scotland, and the country of Ar Kansas. Let me tell ya, you really don't know how to worry until you've been to Ar Kansas.

    Do you thin the people of My Ann Mar think so too?

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Nicholas Sharp on Fri Jan 7 04:01:30 2011
    Fire in the hole?

    Think: Family (tm) Echo.

    I'm thinking it as hard as I can, but it ain't changing the program
    none. Maybe its time to change the channel.

    Put on your Thinking Hat (tm), the one with tinfoil on and do some
    creative work instead. Like learning how do do the Mambo #5.


    Uh, hey! I like this. What is this called that my feet are doing again? Oh
    wait, right....Family Echo.


    l
    F i .
    p

    It looks looks like the Fidonet shuffle to me.

    Nope. That's Da Head Cheeze∩s combinder.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Nicholas Sharp on Fri Jan 7 04:28:32 2011

    May I suggest that you really do that annual chech-up. Cindy Lauper is
    off-topick.

    Cindi Lauper is very much /on-topic/.

    Da Head (Soft) Chezze (tm) and nothing else. I'm sure he's out
    checking this years crop of stone and will be back when the ice have
    melted.

    I was out on the other side of the planet, checking the year's crop of
    KiwiStone<tm>. Very impressive. Some of it even spews gases and smells just
    like the Deli.

    That was KiwiStone<tm>? <whimpers> What will happen if you eat it?

    Don't encourage him to test it.
    Last time he did we suffered for ages. He took it out on the Lone Ranger and
    we had to clean the barn for weeks and the remains was sold at the Deli (tm)
    as meatballs. But we all knew what kind of balls it was.
    Now he's a member of the Cambodian Boys Choir in Phnom Phen. Two years
    ago I heard him perform at the annual Aardwark festival and I glad I could hide
    behind their mascot.

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  • From Nicholas Sharp@1:250/501 to Björn Forsström on Fri Jan 7 16:27:37 2011

    Uh, hey! I like this. What is this called that my feet are doing
    again? Oh wait, right....Family Echo.

    Good thinking but don't overdo it. Mambo #5 is something they learn in
    Kindergarten (tm) aka Fidonet so in case you haven't an exam you have
    to go
    to Start without passing Jail and you're NOT allowed to pick up 200
    Fidobucks.

    Mambo #5, is that anything like Slapo #5? If so, I refuse to do it, I always get headaches afterwards.

    No it isn't. When you do the Mambo #5 you move the whole figure and if
    you drink the Real (tm) Stuff instead of Stubbys Slapo (no matter what number it have) you will not get a headache. Trust me on this.

    <slap>Douche</slap>

    Good thinking.

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    What if you mix Stubby's Slapo WITH the real stuff?

    Drunken Douche
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  • From Nicholas Sharp@1:250/501 to Björn Forsström on Fri Jan 7 16:29:33 2011

    I totally agree. Not even the products from FlipSide Medical Industries are
    what
    they used to be. I don't see Godzilla in my dreams anymore.

    Nope, now he's a part of your reality... See? I have him locked up over... uh, where did the big arse lizard go? HERE GODZILLA BOY, COME TO DADDY!!

    Godzilla...come to daddy...?

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    Or come to Momma, either way He's loose and I haven't got him neutured, yet. Douche
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  • From Nicholas Sharp@1:250/501 to Michael Grant on Fri Jan 7 16:33:14 2011
    Hello Philip.

    29 Dec 10 17:10, you wrote to me:

    paraphanalia. When you see him, tell him I still have his
    Cindy Lauper umbrella I borrowed....

    <SPUT!> <Hack!>...
    Bastich!

    You DID want it back, didn't you? Its the one thing the monks
    refused to take from me. They wouldn't even look directly at it.

    Do you know where it's been? Apparently the monks did.

    ... I've half a mind to think something up with.
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    -I- don't know EVERYWHERE its been, but I have seen SOME of the places it's been, and let me tell you, I've seen <spack> get treated better.

    Douche gerbil Removal Services
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  • From Nicholas Sharp@1:250/501 to Michael Grant on Fri Jan 7 16:41:48 2011
    Hello Nicholas.

    05 Jan 11 18:44, you wrote to me:

    COOOOOOL, My very own babble license. Oh wait, whats that fine
    print at the bottom there?

    Never mind that...

    Hey, look! A sparkly!


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    Preeeeeeeeeeeetty spaaaaaaaarkly...

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  • From Nicholas Sharp@1:250/501 to Björn Forsström on Fri Jan 7 16:51:50 2011

    Don't feed the newbies.

    I only fed him with digital food I picked up after Stubbys last
    portion
    of Haggis. Sorry if I did offend you.

    If you feed him, then you're responsible for him. That
    includes
    cleaning up the <spack> that he's sure to load his pants with when
    he
    sees the howling, slavering hordes of dwarves after his <donkey>.
    Since I even have to clean up after you I might as well clean up after
    him
    too.

    And such a good job you do, too Bjorn.

    Thanks. But don't thank me. I do have some help with it. The Strategic
    Pidgeon Air Cammand (SPAC) in involved in it too.

    Oh wait, lemme re-read your post about last years dwarf party again.

    If you want I can sned you some JPEG.



    Ewww...no thanks. I never, ever recovered from the Gifs of Lou "taking care of" the sheep. Those should not have been shared outside of the local law enforcement offices. Put a whole new meaning to Silence of the Lambs.

    Was that something like (ice)Scream?
    That's at least what the local salesman say here. I scream?

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    I'm not allowed to scream, the monks told me so.

    Dr. <witch> Douche
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  • From Nicholas Sharp@1:250/501 to Björn Forsström on Fri Jan 7 16:54:54 2011
    Well, not exactly... you still don't know the OTHER incident with the
    aardvark...

    So you've been to both Egypt and Scotland then. You're a real world-
    traveler.
    Next time you're out sowing your wild oates lemme know and I'll show
    you
    how the Strategic Pidgeon Air Command SPAC fill up their cannons and with
    what.

    Egypt, Scotland, and the country of Ar Kansas. Let me tell ya, you really don't know how to worry until you've been to Ar Kansas.

    Do you thin the people of My Ann Mar think so too?

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    Don't know, but I'll post my reply when I get back, going there Tuesday.

    Dr. Douche
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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Michael Grant on Fri Jan 7 16:10:57 2011

    Of course it means "without a hat". What did you have in mind?
    I would tell you, if this wasn't a Family Echo<tm>.

    If you had been to YYC you would have seen it.

    Been there several times in the past few months and even as recently as last week; no sign of it. She's from YVR anyhow. I've been through there recently as well, and there was no sign of it there, either.

    I saw her at AMS in october but when I got to BKK she was gone. Later she turned up on the beach at USM. Maybe I see her tomorrow again.
    Her curly frind has been seen in BNE so she might have moved.

    In the airports of canuck-land we adhere to the idea of "tastefulness". I realize that as a dwarf, you may find that concept a hard one to grasp.

    We thank Buddah every day for what's coming to us.

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  • From Philip Harris@1:250/501 to Nicholas Sharp on Fri Jan 7 22:25:35 2011
    Well, yeah! Bubba's been practicing long and hard. I think hes got a
    real chance. Of course, he keeps asking if he can "light 'er up" when he goes pee-pee cause he thinks it would be like a flame thrower, but I
    keep telling him its kerosene, not gasoline. I hope his liver lasts
    until the competition.
    Flip.

    Oh, you have nothing to worry about. We took care of that by replacing Bubba's liver with an artificial one. He can swallow dynamite and it won't effect him. Douche
    CEO - Douchebag Industries


    6 million dollar Bubba?? I see a new TV franchise in the works.


    Flip,
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  • From Philip Harris@1:250/501 to Nicholas Sharp on Fri Jan 7 22:33:40 2011
    Hello Philip.

    18 Dec 10 19:59, you wrote to you:

    Fire in the hole?
    Blind as a mole...

    As black as coal...

    As fruity as Dole

    Old King Cole...

    Flip.
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  • From Philip Harris@1:250/501 to Nicholas Sharp on Fri Jan 7 22:37:22 2011
    Fire in the hole?
    Blind as a mole...
    As black as coal...
    from pole to pole...
    As fruity as Dole


    was a Merry ol' Soul...


    Flip.
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  • From Philip Harris@1:250/501 to Björn Forsström on Fri Jan 7 22:48:32 2011

    <slap>Douche</slap>

    Good thinking.


    Yeah, spankie machine would be too much fun. (Uhm, nurse...is the spankie machine operational yet. I, uhmmm, think I should give it a, ah, test run.
    What are you doing this evening?)


    Flip.
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  • From Philip Harris@1:250/501 to Michael Grant on Fri Jan 7 22:58:04 2011
    Hello Philip.

    29 Dec 10 17:10, you wrote to me:

    paraphanalia. When you see him, tell him I still have his
    Cindy Lauper umbrella I borrowed....

    <SPUT!> <Hack!>...
    Bastich!

    You DID want it back, didn't you? Its the one thing the monks
    refused to take from me. They wouldn't even look directly at it.

    Do you know where it's been? Apparently the monks did.


    Paris?


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  • From Philip Harris@1:250/501 to Michael Grant on Fri Jan 7 22:59:41 2011
    Hello Philip.

    29 Dec 10 17:12, you wrote to me:

    I was out on the other side of the planet, checking the year's crop
    of KiwiStone<tm>. Very impressive. Some of it even spews gases and
    smells just like the Deli.

    Wow...outta put some o that into soap or something and market it
    to silly peoples.

    Can't. Too many silly peoples already down in EnZedd. They're very possessive of the stuff.



    Well, there always the capitalist approach.

    A few of them could suffer inexplicable "accidents".


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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Nicholas Sharp on Sat Jan 8 01:44:33 2011
    Well, not exactly... you still don't know the OTHER incident with
    the
    aardvark...

    So you've been to both Egypt and Scotland then. You're a real world-
    traveler.
    Next time you're out sowing your wild oates lemme know and I'll show
    you
    how the Strategic Pidgeon Air Command SPAC fill up their cannons and
    with
    what.

    Egypt, Scotland, and the country of Ar Kansas. Let me tell ya, you
    really don't know how to worry until you've been to Ar Kansas.

    Do you thin the people of My Ann Mar think so too?

    Don't know, but I'll post my reply when I get back, going there Tuesday.

    RIP.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Nicholas Sharp on Sat Jan 8 01:59:02 2011

    Don't feed the newbies.

    I only fed him with digital food I picked up after Stubbys
    last
    portion
    of Haggis. Sorry if I did offend you.

    If you feed him, then you're responsible for him. That
    includes
    cleaning up the <spack> that he's sure to load his pants with
    when
    he
    sees the howling, slavering hordes of dwarves after his
    <donkey>.
    Since I even have to clean up after you I might as well clean up
    after
    him
    too.

    And such a good job you do, too Bjorn.

    Thanks. But don't thank me. I do have some help with it. The Strategic
    Pidgeon Air Cammand (SPAC) in involved in it too.

    Oh wait, lemme re-read your post about last years dwarf party
    again.

    If you want I can sned you some JPEG.

    Ewww...no thanks. I never, ever recovered from the Gifs of Lou "taking
    care of" the sheep. Those should not have been shared outside of the
    local law enforcement offices. Put a whole new meaning to Silence of
    the Lambs.

    Was that something like (ice)Scream?
    That's at least what the local salesman say here. I scream?

    I'm not allowed to scream, the monks told me so.

    Good you took their advice for once. They have a special room with the MC&D international anthem going on 24/7 for those who have had enough av Stars
    and Stripes. Reprogramming takes 1275 days.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Nicholas Sharp on Sat Jan 8 02:06:02 2011

    COOOOOOL, My very own babble license. Oh wait, whats that fine
    print at the bottom there?

    Never mind that...

    Hey, look! A sparkly!

    Preeeeeeeeeeeetty spaaaaaaaarkly...

    "Dr, this Douche is brain dead." "No nurse, he's never had one to begin with!"

    Self-pitying won't take you anywhere.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Nicholas Sharp on Sat Jan 8 02:10:48 2011

    I totally agree. Not even the products from FlipSide Medical Industries
    are
    what
    they used to be. I don't see Godzilla in my dreams anymore.

    Nope, now he's a part of your reality... See? I have him locked up
    over... uh, where did the big arse lizard go? HERE GODZILLA BOY, COME
    TO DADDY!!

    Godzilla...come to daddy...?

    Or come to Momma, either way He's loose and I haven't got him neutured, yet.

    That explains the bloodstains on Da Mirror.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Nicholas Sharp on Sat Jan 8 02:22:07 2011

    Uh, hey! I like this. What is this called that my feet are doing
    again? Oh wait, right....Family Echo.

    Good thinking but don't overdo it. Mambo #5 is something they learn in
    Kindergarten (tm) aka Fidonet so in case you haven't an exam you have
    to go
    to Start without passing Jail and you're NOT allowed to pick up 200
    Fidobucks.

    Mambo #5, is that anything like Slapo #5? If so, I refuse to do it, I
    always get headaches afterwards.

    No it isn't. When you do the Mambo #5 you move the whole figure and if you
    drink the Real (tm) Stuff instead of Stubbys Slapo (no matter what number
    it have) you will not get a headache. Trust me on this.

    What if you mix Stubby's Slapo WITH the real stuff?

    Wernher von Braun did that once and look what happened after that.
    They had to rename Mambo #5 to Moonwalk.

    Alfred Nobel did a try too with other proportions and managed to blow up his whole factory.

    unnerstann....?

    Drunken Douche

    <sigh> I know.... Chok Di Kap.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Michael Grant on Sat Jan 8 02:48:22 2011

    Maybe, if I only knew who Phyllis Diller is and why should she kick a
    bucket?

    And you call yourself a driveller? Shameful!

    Do you mean that Phyllis Diller who works in the local Pink House on the other side of Pedros Bar and Drugstore? She who use to kick a bucket instead of the Kwai Hiya?

    crop of KiwiStone<tm>. Very impressive. Some of it even spews gases
    and smells just like the Deli.
    I know...I know...It really feels like being at home...eh?

    "Rotarua: where a fart's a breath of fresh air".

    I notice that you're one in that Family.

    actually, I am rather close to Kiwiland, only a KiwiStone (tm) throw away
    and one of my neighbours IS even from Kiwiland. He have a buisiness here
    called KIWI_FIX but so far I haven't really understood what he fix and he
    have a very strange dialect.

    That's what you get when you deal with the Coconuts.

    I'm pretty sure it's not Coconuts he's fixing. If it would there would be leftovers
    and I would feel the smell. He have burned some resistance though but never
    a Coconut.

    Sned some over to the DDS for some testing.
    If they want to do some tests they have to come here. I can set up a test
    shooting range beside the elephant corral. Then I can do a video and sned
    it to AFV. Methinks that that Bergeron dude would love it.

    The Dwarven Demolition Squad has never been away from home. I'd have to sned 12.75 blankies and pictures of their mothers along with each of them. Too impractical.

    Put one in the scanner and make copies.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Michael Grant on Sat Jan 8 03:21:48 2011

    The freakier she looks, the more she is on topic. Cindi Lauper is Phyllis
    Diller in training. Someone needs to take over when Phyllis kicks the
    bucket.

    You she hasn't already? Isn't she way over due for her very own 50 gallon
    drum? And I ain't talking caulk, here.

    Phyllis Diller is the daughter of Methusela and Medusa. She's just hitting middle age. Why, just two days ago she did Anderson Cooper. No report on whether he turned to stone.

    They are only local celebritys, not worth talking about until they start to appear
    here.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Michael Grant on Fri Jan 14 16:49:35 2011

    *competant*!? How the <hades> are we supposed to maintain our reputation
    and low standards if we do something like that?
    You're Absolute(tm) right. Do you want to take that Penalty Kick now
    instead? My <donkey> is wide open for you.

    Again, too eager. Takes all the fun out of it.

    Life isn't always fun but you wouldn't know.

    Sheesh! Your clue implant really *was* out of alignment!
    After a visit to the local Sauna House it's been adjusted. Antti
    Soumalainen sned his love and hope that yours still is up to date.

    Well, even though he is draft-eligible this year, he didn't even make the Finnish National Juniors hockey team, so no, I think I'll pass.

    If I were you I wouldn't mention Junior Hockey Championship.....

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Michael Grant on Fri Jan 14 17:02:08 2011

    You'd be suprised with what you can find here in Canuckistan.

    Not really. I've been talking to a couple of Canuckistanians. I mean,
    after 50 y.o. and they STILL have a mullet. Who do they think they are?
    The Golden Jet?

    Sounds like Edmontonians. That city's still living in the '80's. They even still have the "City of Champions" sign up on the entrance to town, even though they haven't won anything in over 20 years.

    Noppe. Not Edmontonians.

    they're in Kiwiland as well as in the Excited States. They mostly avoid
    Canuckia, though. Too cold for 'em here.
    I thought you lived in <hades>.

    No, I said it's as cold as <hades> here.

    So <hades> have frozen over. It was a bit Chilli here today but so far we only have ice in the Cuba Libre. About 86 F in the sea.

    Would you know where I was however, if I said "khop-chai" for the
    invitation to "kin meo" tonight?
    I've been there once

    I doubt it; because I'd be in Falconridge in NW Calgary, Alberta, Canada,

    And....

    and it was there some stoopid Canuckstanians thougt I came from South
    West England when they saw my SWE tattoo.

    Again, sounds like Edmontonians...

    Noppe. Vancouvestanians. At least they said so.

    Someone else said Some Where Else. My trust in the people from the Great
    White North is a bit nagged in the corners but who cares. FYI it's
    raining Tigers and Elephants right now here in Paradise(tm). Want some?

    Sure; I'll trade you for 12.75 feet of snow.

    Sure. I can make exotic ice of it and sell it cheap.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Michael Grant on Fri Jan 14 17:12:02 2011

    So now I have to do some cleaning up AGAIN? I'll ust that SCARAB this
    time. And btw. I saw your post in the DwarfEcho (tm). Have you started to
    fraternize with the Enemy (tm)? Shame on you! Next time I'll sned a
    Report to the Monks and they will burn your shoes while using them.
    That'll teach you the right from wrong.

    At least it wasn't the ElfLord Echo<tm>.

    I don't think Shiva will see it that way.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Michael Grant on Sat Jan 15 02:33:53 2011

    So now I have to do some cleaning up AGAIN? I'll ust that SCARAB this
    time. And btw. I saw your post in the DwarfEcho (tm). Have you started
    to fraternize with the Enemy (tm)? Shame on you! Next time I'll sned a
    Report to the Monks and they will burn your shoes while using them.
    That'll teach you the right from wrong.

    At least it wasn't the ElfLord Echo<tm>.

    I saw some of your new "friends" this morning. They were up in the Coconut trees picking Coconuts.
    Looking a bit like Dwarves (tm) they did but with a bit more hair all over their
    core and the <urinator> was misplaced.
    With friends like that, who needs an Enemy like you?

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Philip Harris on Sat Dec 11 07:53:20 2010
    May I suggest that you really do that annual chech-up. Cindy Lauper is
    off-topick. Not enough <gondaloons>. Not even with the help from an
    umbrella. <spack> stains or no <spack> stains, doesn't matter. And you
    should also get your Clues (tm) strait and know better than calling that
    substitute for whiskey by his name. He is refered to as Da Head (Soft)
    Chezze (tm) and nothing else.
    I'm sure he's out checking this years crop of stone and will be back when
    the ice have melted.


    (Scratches <donkey>, thinks a moment, belches, then confidently comes to a conclusion).

    Huh<tm>?

    To understand this you have to use your Decoder-ring (tm) and read between
    the lines.
    You will need 1.275 V to kick it going. Then fill up the tank with 12.75 l (or 127.5 Gallon) of Standard Kerosine (tm). Should it stall, there is a crank under
    the spare enginge in the trunk that you can use if you find the hole where it should be inserted.
    Don't do the same misstake Pedro did though. He had the Decoder-ring arond
    his neck when he applied 1.275 V to it. He is now living in Canucistan and Murrica.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Philip Harris on Sun Dec 12 01:49:32 2010

    No, its more like when you get on an empty elevator, but you know
    someone was recently there because of the odd odor. Capeche?

    Who have set Mr. Odd free? We put him behind bars years ago. And by bars I
    mean Moes and Jacks bars. And they don't serve Capeche. Only cats and dogs.

    Some very short, hairy, smelly officer of the law officers union along with a band of equally short, hairy, and smelly privates arrived a few weeks ago waving about court orders and saying that Mr. Odd was to be relocated to the Diner. Something about a change of venue.

    Wonder why the didn't think about a change of smell instead.

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  • From Philip Harris@1:250/501 to Björn Forsström on Sat Dec 18 19:26:51 2010

    No, its more like when you get on an empty elevator, but you know
    someone was recently there because of the odd odor. Capeche?

    Who have set Mr. Odd free? We put him behind bars years ago. And by
    bars I
    mean Moes and Jacks bars. And they don't serve Capeche. Only cats and
    dogs.
    Some very short, hairy, smelly officer of the law officers union along
    with a band of equally short, hairy, and smelly privates arrived a few
    weeks ago waving about court orders and saying that Mr. Odd was to be
    relocated to the Diner. Something about a change of venue.

    Wonder why the didn't think about a change of smell instead.


    They are dwarves. That should explain everything.

    Not really. Methinks it have something to do with the smell from the Deli (tm).


    He said as if it made a difference...


    Flip.
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  • From Philip Harris@1:250/501 to Björn Forsström on Sat Dec 18 19:34:19 2010

    Excuse me while I meander off to the motor pool then. I think I
    saw
    the Energizer Bunny cowering under one of the catapults.

    If you find the Engineer, don't disturb him while fixing the catapult. It
    might blow up in you Face (tm) covering you with what's ever it's
    loaded
    with. In case your Curiosity (tm) takes over, be sure to clean yourself in
    one of the barrels standing in the corner. Jump into it from the wire and
    scrub your eyes carefully and bend slowly over the top. Look at the label
    and pray that you choosed the right one.

    I've heard something about looking before one leaps...naaaa, I'm counting my bunnies before they, err...whatever.

    Tht's the reason why you didn't get the 2017 Olympic Games. And the reason why you got the annual Kerosine (tm) Drinking Contest (KDC) 2032.



    Its ok. We have contestants in Plano who are practicing even as we speak.


    Flip.
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  • From Philip Harris@1:250/501 to Björn Forsström on Sat Dec 18 19:49:08 2010

    Comming dear. Now, just sit down and realax and I'll show you some
    <gondaloons>.
    And just when your chin falls down i your lap I insert som of the good
    stuff to make you feel dozy. So...better now....go back to sleep.

    Dozy or queezy? and I think I'll just pass out, sleep is do over-rated.

    Wake up!


    /|
    / /
    / |-------------------------------.
    | | HAMMER |
    | /--------------------------------'
    | |
    WHAM!! |____|
    /---\ "Ohh, ohh, ohh, OUCH!!" .------------------------------------------------------------------.


    This meeting is now called to order!

    Who cares?
    Are you Da Head Cheeze? You are only Da Milk Man.


    Nope, but why would I turn down the chance to take up Russ' mallet or
    Boburka's wrench and smack someone in the noggin?

    Flip.
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  • From Philip Harris@1:250/501 to Björn Forsström on Sat Dec 18 19:54:50 2010

    Gee, I could have used that warning a week ago... I should never
    trust th <spack> that comes out of those monks mouths... and
    really... WHAT IS THA SMELL?!?!

    Oh never, ever trust a monk...or the Head Cheeze for that matter either.
    Especially when they are trying to pawn Chuck's Chili off on you. Only a
    mon would claim that Chuck Boswell used fresh ingredients.

    Those fast-talking, good for nothing monks... they did it to me
    again...
    So, do I even want to know what it was that I ate, if it wasn't chili?
    Snickers.

    I preffer a deep fried cockroach.



    Of course. That's why you patronize the Deli and Road-Kill Cafe <tm>.As
    Chuck's motto says, "You always gets whut ya deserves!"


    Flip.
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  • From Philip Harris@1:250/501 to Björn Forsström on Sat Dec 18 19:56:06 2010

    <tastes Yak cheese> Hmmm... tastes familiar... This almost tastes like that
    chili... hmmmm...

    Yes, well...it DOES take some time to ship stuff out of Inner Mongolia after all. It has to come by camel as they still think airplanes to be giant ferocious birds of prey.

    Can you blaim 'em for that? They preyed for rain.....not fire.



    Fire in the hole?


    Flip.
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  • From Philip Harris@1:250/501 to Philip Harris on Sat Dec 18 19:59:07 2010

    Snickers.

    I preffer a deep fried cockroach.



    Of course. That's why you patronize the Deli and Road-Kill Cafe <tm>.As Chuck's motto says, "You always gets whut ya deserves!" ------------------------------------------------------
    ^
    |
    Actually, I have to confess that I made this | up. I've never done so before and I will never do so again. I promise. (cough - cough).


    Flip.
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  • From Philip Harris@1:250/501 to Philip Harris on Sat Dec 18 19:59:55 2010
    Fire in the hole?


    Blind as a mole...


    Flip.
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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Philip Harris on Sun Jan 9 03:49:54 2011

    <slap>Douche</slap>

    Good thinking.

    Yeah, spankie machine would be too much fun. (Uhm, nurse...is the spankie machine operational yet. I, uhmmm, think I should give it a, ah, test run. What are you doing this evening?)

    Probably as usual. Testing every Deli (tm) in the area. I'm looking for that meat I got once but never found again. I enjoyed to just sit and smell it. Since
    it looked back at me with those small brown eyes I didn't fancy to take a bite but the smell.....wonderful.
    I think he got scared when I took up the fork, hence the smell.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Philip Harris on Sun Jan 9 03:51:54 2011

    paraphanalia. When you see him, tell him I still have his
    Cindy Lauper umbrella I borrowed....

    <SPUT!> <Hack!>...
    Bastich!

    You DID want it back, didn't you? Its the one thing the monks
    refused to take from me. They wouldn't even look directly at it.

    Do you know where it's been? Apparently the monks did.

    Paris?

    Isn't she in jail or something?

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  • From Nicholas Sharp@1:250/501 to Björn Forsström on Sat Jan 8 21:50:52 2011

    Don't feed the newbies.

    I only fed him with digital food I picked up after
    Stubbys
    last
    portion
    of Haggis. Sorry if I did offend you.

    If you feed him, then you're responsible for him. That
    includes
    cleaning up the <spack> that he's sure to load his pants with
    when
    he
    sees the howling, slavering hordes of dwarves after his
    <donkey>.
    Since I even have to clean up after you I might as well clean
    up
    after
    him
    too.

    And such a good job you do, too Bjorn.

    Thanks. But don't thank me. I do have some help with it. The Strategic
    Pidgeon Air Cammand (SPAC) in involved in it too.

    Oh wait, lemme re-read your post about last years dwarf party
    again.

    If you want I can sned you some JPEG.

    Ewww...no thanks. I never, ever recovered from the Gifs of Lou "taking
    care of" the sheep. Those should not have been shared outside of the
    local law enforcement offices. Put a whole new meaning to Silence of
    the Lambs.

    Was that something like (ice)Scream?
    That's at least what the local salesman say here. I scream?

    I'm not allowed to scream, the monks told me so.

    Good you took their advice for once. They have a special room with the MC&D international anthem going on 24/7 for those who have had enough av Stars and Stripes. Reprogramming takes 1275 days.

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    I know, I'm on day 1276. My mother always called me special.

    Dr. Douche
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  • From Michael Grant@1:250/306 to Björn Forsström on Sat Feb 5 13:30:01 2011
    Hello Björn.

    14 Jan 11 16:49, you wrote to me:

    Well, even though he is draft-eligible this year, he didn't
    even make the Finnish National Juniors hockey team, so no, I
    think I'll pass.

    If I were you I wouldn't mention Junior Hockey Championship.....

    It was enough that those cocky swedes got their come-uppance.


    --- GoldED/W32 3.0.1
    * Origin: CADB Calgary: Home of the Dwarven Demolition Squad! (1:250/306)
  • From Michael Grant@1:250/306 to Björn Forsström on Sat Feb 5 13:30:55 2011
    Hello Björn.

    14 Jan 11 17:02, you wrote to me:


    Noppe. Not Edmontonians.

    Are you sure? Mullets are the standard hairstyle of 99.9% of all male citizens of Edmonton.

    I thought you lived in <hades>.
    No, I said it's as cold as <hades> here.
    So <hades> have frozen over. It was a bit Chilli here today but
    so far we only have ice in the Cuba Libre. About 86 F in the
    sea.

    We're hovering between -35C and +12C. It can change from one extreme to another
    on an hourly basis.

    and it was there some stoopid Canuckstanians thougt I came from
    South West England when they saw my SWE tattoo.
    Again, sounds like Edmontonians...
    Noppe. Vancouvestanians. At least they said so.

    They were from Hongcouver? Cantonese or Mandarin?

    cares. FYI it's raining Tigers and Elephants right now here in
    Paradise(tm). Want some?
    Sure; I'll trade you for 12.75 feet of snow.
    Sure. I can make exotic ice of it and sell it cheap.

    Don't buy the yellow snow...


    --- GoldED/W32 3.0.1
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  • From Michael Grant@1:250/306 to Björn Forsström on Sat Feb 5 13:36:51 2011
    Hello Björn.

    14 Jan 11 17:12, you wrote to me:

    you started to fraternize with the Enemy (tm)? Shame on you!
    Next time I'll sned a Report to the Monks and they will burn
    your shoes while using them. That'll teach you the right from
    wrong.
    At least it wasn't the ElfLord Echo<tm>.
    I don't think Shiva will see it that way.

    Just so long as I have Kali on my side...


    --- GoldED/W32 3.0.1
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  • From Michael Grant@1:250/306 to Björn Forsström on Sat Feb 5 13:41:28 2011
    Hello Björn.

    15 Jan 11 02:33, you wrote to me:

    I saw some of your new "friends" this morning. They were up in the
    Coconut trees picking Coconuts. Looking a bit like Dwarves (tm) they
    did but with a bit more hair all over their core and the <urinator>
    was misplaced. With friends like that, who needs an Enemy like you?

    I've never seen a Coconut who looks like a dwarf; quite the opposite. They tend
    to be on the largish side with quite healthy appetites. Not very hairy either.

    Methinks you've encountered a group of Semangs from Malaysia.


    --- GoldED/W32 3.0.1
    * Origin: CADB Calgary: Home of the Dwarven Demolition Squad! (1:250/306)
  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Michael Grant on Sun Feb 6 01:38:53 2011


    Well, even though he is draft-eligible this year, he didn't even make
    the Finnish National Juniors hockey team, so no, I think I'll pass.

    If I were you I wouldn't mention Junior Hockey Championship.....

    It was enough that those cocky swedes got their come-uppance.

    Now when you've got Foppa back in Colorado, can't you make sure he stays
    there. We don't want him.

    ---
    * Origin: . (2:230/150.6)
  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Michael Grant on Sun Feb 6 01:53:17 2011

    Noppe. Not Edmontonians.

    Are you sure?

    Yuppie.

    Mullets are the standard hairstyle of 99.9% of all male
    citizens of Edmonton.

    They could've been girls then.

    I thought you lived in <hades>.
    No, I said it's as cold as <hades> here.
    So <hades> have frozen over. It was a bit Chilli here today but so far we
    only have ice in the Cuba Libre. About 86 F in the sea.

    We're hovering between -35C and +12C. It can change from one extreme to another on an hourly basis.

    That sure sounds like <hades> to me.

    and it was there some stoopid Canuckstanians thougt I came from South
    West England when they saw my SWE tattoo.
    Again, sounds like Edmontonians...
    Noppe. Vancouvestanians. At least they said so.

    They were from Hongcouver? Cantonese or Mandarin?

    Beijing.

    cares. FYI it's raining Tigers and Elephants right now here in
    Paradise(tm). Want some?
    Sure; I'll trade you for 12.75 feet of snow.
    Sure. I can make exotic ice of it and sell it cheap.

    Don't buy the yellow snow...

    I wasn't going to buy it. I said *sell* it and the yellow would make it even more
    exotic.

    ---
    * Origin: . (2:230/150.6)
  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Michael Grant on Sun Feb 6 01:59:08 2011

    you started to fraternize with the Enemy (tm)? Shame on you! Next time
    I'll sned a Report to the Monks and they will burn your shoes while
    using them. That'll teach you the right from wrong.
    At least it wasn't the ElfLord Echo<tm>.
    I don't think Shiva will see it that way.

    Just so long as I have Kali on my side...

    I thought you said that you got rid of her 12.75 years ago?

    ---
    * Origin: . (2:230/150.6)
  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Michael Grant on Sun Feb 6 02:20:32 2011

    I saw some of your new "friends" this morning. They were up in the
    Coconut trees picking Coconuts. Looking a bit like Dwarves (tm) they did
    but with a bit more hair all over their core and the <urinator> was
    misplaced. With friends like that, who needs an Enemy like you?

    I've never seen a Coconut who looks like a dwarf; quite the opposite. They tend to be on the largish side with quite healthy appetites. Not very hairy either.

    I saw another one yesterday and he smelled like the Deli (tm) in Calcutta.
    I even have a JPEG.

    Methinks you've encountered a group of Semangs from Malaysia.

    I was there a couple of weeks ago and they were already discovered, now
    dressed in uniforms looking pretty much like immigration officers but unfortunatly
    I didn't dare to check thier <urinator>.
    They even sneded their greetings to you. Wonder why.

    ---
    * Origin: . (2:230/150.6)
  • From Michael Grant@1:250/306 to Björn Forsström on Sun Feb 6 22:14:14 2011
    Hello Björn.

    06 Feb 11 01:38, you wrote to me:

    It was enough that those cocky swedes got their come-uppance.
    Now when you've got Foppa back in Colorado, can't you make sure
    he stays there. We don't want him.

    We don't want him either. The only question is how long until Foppa Floppas again?

    --- GoldED/W32 3.0.1
    * Origin: CADB Calgary: Home of the Dwarven Demolition Squad! (1:250/306)
  • From Michael Grant@1:250/306 to Björn Forsström on Sun Feb 6 22:55:29 2011
    Hello Björn.

    06 Feb 11 01:53, you wrote to me:

    Noppe. Not Edmontonians.
    Are you sure?
    Yuppie.

    Am not!

    Mullets are the standard hairstyle of 99.9% of all male
    citizens of Edmonton.
    They could've been girls then.

    Even the girls wear mullets. If you don't believe me, just ask Ryan Smyth; he wouldn't dare cut off his mullet until he went to L.A.

    Noppe. Vancouvestanians. At least they said so.
    They were from Hongcouver? Cantonese or Mandarin?
    Beijing.

    Ah, /that's/ why they went to Hongcover; to escape from the smog.

    Don't buy the yellow snow...
    I wasn't going to buy it. I said *sell* it and the yellow would
    make it even more exotic.

    I suppose you /could/ flog it at the girly-boys bar.

    --- GoldED/W32 3.0.1
    * Origin: CADB Calgary: Home of the Dwarven Demolition Squad! (1:250/306)
  • From Michael Grant@1:250/306 to Björn Forsström on Sun Feb 6 22:18:33 2011
    Hello Björn.

    06 Feb 11 01:59, you wrote to me:

    At least it wasn't the ElfLord Echo<tm>.
    I don't think Shiva will see it that way.
    Just so long as I have Kali on my side...

    I thought you said that you got rid of her 12.75 years ago?

    I keep her at arms length, roughly 1.275 blocks away. As far as MIL's go however, she was kind of fond of me, so I know that I can always call upon her in dire circumstances.


    --- GoldED/W32 3.0.1
    * Origin: CADB Calgary: Home of the Dwarven Demolition Squad! (1:250/306)
  • From Michael Grant@1:250/306 to Björn Forsström on Sun Feb 6 22:21:37 2011
    Hello Björn.

    06 Feb 11 02:20, you wrote to me:

    opposite. They tend to be on the largish side with quite healthy
    appetites. Not very hairy either.
    I saw another one yesterday and he smelled like the Deli (tm) in
    Calcutta. I even have a JPEG.

    Mind you, that one Coconut who plays for the Pittsburgh Steelers does have quite a lot of hair, so I can maybe see how you might have gotten cornfused. He
    /is/ the exception to the rule, though.

    I was there a couple of weeks ago and they were already discovered,
    now dressed in uniforms looking pretty much like immigration officers
    but unfortunatly I didn't dare to check thier <urinator>. They even
    sneded their greetings to you. Wonder why.

    Shhhh! Ix-nay on the ndercover-uops-ay...


    --- GoldED/W32 3.0.1
    * Origin: CADB Calgary: Home of the Dwarven Demolition Squad! (1:250/306)
  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Michael Grant on Wed Feb 9 01:08:25 2011

    It was enough that those cocky swedes got their come-uppance.
    Now when you've got Foppa back in Colorado, can't you make sure he stays
    there. We don't want him.

    We don't want him either. The only question is how long until Foppa Floppas again?

    The Immigration in Canuckistan think he already have since they don't even
    let him touch the rubber.

    ---
    * Origin: . (2:230/150.6)
  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Michael Grant on Wed Feb 9 01:20:55 2011

    Noppe. Not Edmontonians.
    Are you sure?
    Yuppie.
    Am not!

    Sure you are, at least until you get rid of that punny hat.

    Mullets are the standard hairstyle of 99.9% of all male citizens of
    Edmonton.
    They could've been girls then.

    Even the girls wear mullets. If you don't believe me, just ask Ryan Smyth; he wouldn't dare cut off his mullet until he went to L.A.

    That's not a mullet, that's what a <donkey> looks like....from the front.

    Noppe. Vancouvestanians. At least they said so.
    They were from Hongcouver? Cantonese or Mandarin?
    Beijing.

    Ah, /that's/ why they went to Hongcover; to escape from the smog.

    Don't buy the yellow snow...
    I wasn't going to buy it. I said *sell* it and the yellow would make it
    even more exotic.

    I suppose you /could/ flog it at the girly-boys bar.

    I just mix it with Sang Som and sell it under the name Icebear and the customers think it is an exotic drink from Greenland.

    ---
    * Origin: . (2:230/150.6)
  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Michael Grant on Wed Feb 9 01:23:44 2011

    At least it wasn't the ElfLord Echo<tm>.
    I don't think Shiva will see it that way.
    Just so long as I have Kali on my side...

    I thought you said that you got rid of her 12.75 years ago?

    I keep her at arms length, roughly 1.275 blocks away. As far as MIL's go however, she was kind of fond of me, so I know that I can always call upon her in dire circumstances.

    Isn't she a bit old for you?

    ---
    * Origin: . (2:230/150.6)
  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Michael Grant on Fri Feb 11 02:41:14 2011

    opposite. They tend to be on the largish side with quite healthy
    appetites. Not very hairy either.
    I saw another one yesterday and he smelled like the Deli (tm) in
    Calcutta. I even have a JPEG.

    Mind you, that one Coconut who plays for the Pittsburgh Steelers does have quite a lot of hair, so I can maybe see how you might have gotten cornfused. He /is/ the exception to the rule, though.

    Steelers and Coconuts....does theese things really mix?

    I was there a couple of weeks ago and they were already discovered, now
    dressed in uniforms looking pretty much like immigration officers but
    unfortunatly I didn't dare to check thier <urinator>. They even sneded
    their greetings to you. Wonder why.

    Shhhh! Ix-nay on the ndercover-uops-ay...

    Ach...that's why the coconut tree I took a leak on liftet one of its roots. Solly bout that.

    ---
    * Origin: . (2:230/150.6)
  • From Michael Grant@1:250/306 to Björn Forsström on Thu Mar 31 09:41:40 2011

    Mind you, that one Coconut who plays for the Pittsburgh Steelers does have MG>> MG>> quite a lot of hair, so I can maybe see how you might have
    gotten cornfused. He /is/ the exception to the rule, though.

    Steelers and Coconuts....does theese things really mix?

    Apparently so... Although how that Coconut fits all that hair under an NFL regulation helmet is beyond me.

    --- WinEd-X //2.3
    * Origin: CADB Calgary (1:250/306)