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Hello Nicholas.
08 Dec 10 01:07, you wrote to All:
I just came back from the redundant department of redundancy and they told me that I did not qualify for my babble license. Something about
I didn't have enough drivel, can someone help me out here?
Sure thing:
Dear Sir, Madam, or Lower life form, as it were;
Congradulations! You have just stumbled blindly and without a Barge Licence into Mindless Chatter & Drivel, the Worst<tm> Echo in Fidonet. There are only two topics in MC&D; drivel, and newbie bashing. I'm not drivelling at present, so I'll leave the electrons in that empty head of yours to
randomly collide with each other so that you can figure it out for
yourself.
Prepare yourself to endure repeated barrages with copious amounts of pigeon <spack> that will be directed your way, lovingly delivered by the dwarves via carrier pigeon, cannon, or catapult; all thanks to the rather large target you have just painted for yourself on your <donkey>. A raincoat and umbrella might help, but only for about 12.75 seconds, as the caustic
nature of the <spack> will quickly eat it's way through those.
Self-flaggelation and rubdowns with 80 grit sandpaper, followed by healthy dousings in Standard<tm> kerosine will help to thicken your skin and desensitize it to the continuous bombardment of <spack> that you will have to endure until we decide that you've gained apprentice dwarf status.
Please sned $1275.00 (CDN, since the US dollar has now tanked) in small, unmarked bills to the office of Sgt. Stubby MacPherson, c/o the NCORF, for your snedding papers, phunny hat, decoder ring, aardvark detector, and any other useless items we may come up with. Oh, and don't be suprised if none of the aforementioned items arrive; we make no promises here, except that you'll regret your stay.
Report to the Flipside Clinic for your Clue<tm> implant; remember to bend over and hold your ankles. Don't cough; Flip Harris hasn't done an implant procedure in about 12.75 years so he's a bit rusty. You don't want to end
up as an experimental cybernetics subject for the Doc (Borgie) Hutto memorial research center.
If you feel that this message has reached you in error, we welcome you to avail yourself of the echo exit via the JoBob Morgan Memorial Privy and Escape Chute<tm>.
... This is the only "nice" message that I will send you.
--- GoldED/386 3.0.1
* Origin: CADB Calgary: Home of the Dwarven Demolition Squad! (1:250/306)
Hello Bj.rn.
09 Dec 10 03:11, you wrote to Philip Harris:
May I suggest that you really do that annual chech-up. Cindy Lauper is off-topick.
Cindi Lauper is very much /on-topic/.
Da Head (Soft) Chezze (tm) and nothing else. I'm sure he's out
checking this years crop of stone and will be back when the ice have melted.
I was out on the other side of the planet, checking the year's crop of KiwiStone<tm>. Very impressive. Some of it even spews gases and smells just like the Deli.
--- GoldED/386 3.0.1
* Origin: CADB Calgary: Home of the Dwarven Demolition Squad! (1:250/306)
douch.
Putz.
Hello Nicholas.
17 Dec 10 00:32, you wrote to Philip Harris:
Well, it looked like snickers... it had nuts, but it didn't quite
taste like it... oh dear... I think I'm going to... umf... wheres the toilet around here??
Your message has been carefully placed in it's own special porcelain receptical where it will recieve all due treatment it deserves.
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douche
Yes, you are.
--- GoldED/386 3.0.1
* Origin: CADB Calgary: Home of the Dwarven Demolition Squad! (1:250/306)
Hello Philip.
18 Dec 10 19:59, you wrote to you:
Fire in the hole?Blind as a mole...
As black as coal...
Hello Bj.rn.
24 Dec 10 16:13, you wrote to me:
Don't feed the newbies.
I only fed him with digital food I picked up after Stubbys last
portion of Haggis. Sorry if I did offend you.
If you feed him, then you're responsible for him. That includes cleaning up the <spack> that he's sure to load his pants with when he sees the howling, slavering hordes of dwarves after his <donkey>.
--- GoldED/386 3.0.1
* Origin: CADB Calgary: Home of the Dwarven Demolition Squad! (1:250/306)
As black as coal...Fire in the hole?Blind as a mole...
from pole to pole...
Flip.
That explains the bloodstains on Da Mirror.Whaddya expect from a guy named Nick, Sharp?
A better cascade of explosion effects on impact?
As if you would know what a Kwai Hiya is but it' s the top of that.....that...err... ugh....thingie you know. Now I've learned you a
new word. Use it when you feel like. No one in Canuckistan will ever understand you anyway but stay clear from certian Delis (tm) when you
use it and from people with askew eyes. Trust me on this.
would be leftovers and I would feel the smell. He have burned
some resistance though but never a Coconut.
Oh, he's a "sparky", then... same as my bro-in-law.He's rather slow you know but who isn't in this heat.
Sure he's not a Coconut?
Positive. Yesterday he killed a scorpion in his garden that was 50 cm
from my foot and that was under a india-rubber tree. Had he been a
Coconut it would have been under a Coconut tree. Right?
Btw. Have you figured out yet where I am?
You stupid Farang. That should give you a Clue(tm).
That explains the bloodstains on Da Mirror.
Whaddya expect from a guy named Nick, Sharp?My point too. What shall we do with him?
And yet *you* promoted him. How stoopid can you get?
You DID want it back, didn't you? Its the one thing theDo you know where it's been? Apparently the monks did.
monks refused to take from me. They wouldn't even look
directly at it.
Paris?
Well, duh; /everything's/ been in Paris these days...
But /before/ that.
Pamela Anderson?
was a Merry ol' Soul...As fruity as Dolefrom pole to pole...As black as coal...Fire in the hole?Blind as a mole...
I just came back from the redundant department of redundancy and they told me that I did not qualify for my babble license. Something about I didn't have enough drivel, can someone help me out here?
I just came back from the redundant department of redundancy and they told
me that I did not qualify for my babble license. Something about I didn't
have enough drivel, can someone help me out here?
The bar's untended....just help yourself. I'm sure Michael Grant will be along shortly to twist your arm over buying a decoder ring, phunny hat, or some other such trite paraphanalia. When you see him, tell him I still have his Cindy Lauper umbrella I borrowed....somewhere. I promise to return it, but hope hw won;t notice the <spack> stains.
I just came back from the redundant department of redundancy and they
told me that I did not qualify for my babble license. Something about I
didn't have enough drivel, can someone help me out here?
The bar's untended....just help yourself. I'm sure Michael Grant will be
along shortly to twist your arm over buying a decoder ring, phunny hat, or
some other such trite paraphanalia. When you see him, tell him I still have
his Cindy Lauper umbrella I borrowed....somewhere. I promise to return it,
but hope hw won;t notice the <spack> stains.
Flip.
Untended bar, is that kind of like me driving while sleeping in the passenger side seat? And a decoder ring, I love decoder rings. I just hope its not the same thing as the 710 cap someone tried selling me. Apparently, my car doesn't have a 710 cap, only an oil cap. Waste of a good 24.99 USD. As far as the Cindy Lauper Umbrella, I think I saw the dwarf with the "I love shlackle" shirt on running around with it mumbling something about his hole is missing.
Douche
Untended bar, is that kind of like me driving while sleeping in the
passenger side seat? And a decoder ring, I love decoder rings. I just hope
its not the same thing as the 710 cap someone tried selling me. Apparently,
my car doesn't have a 710 cap, only an oil cap. Waste of a good 24.99 USD.
As far as the Cindy Lauper Umbrella, I think I saw the dwarf with the "I
love shlackle" shirt on running around with it mumbling something about his
hole is missing.
Douche
No, its more like when you get on an empty elevator, but you know someone was recently there because of the odd odor. Capeche?
May I suggest that you really do that annual chech-up. Cindy Lauper is off-topick. Not enough <gondaloons>. Not even with the help from an umbrella. <spack> stains or no <spack> stains, doesn't matter.
And you should also get your Clues (tm) strait and know better than calling that substitute for whiskey by his name. He is refered to as Da Head (Soft) Chezze (tm) and nothing else.
I'm sure he's out checking this years crop of stone and will be back when the ice have melted.
No, its more like when you get on an empty elevator, but you know someone was recently there because of the odd odor. Capeche?
Who have set Mr. Odd free? We put him behind bars years ago. And by bars I mean Moes and Jacks bars. And they don't serve Capeche. Only cats and dogs.
Gee, I could have used that warning a week ago... I should never trust th <spack> that comes out of those monks mouths... and really... WHAT IS THA SMELL?!?!
Oh never, ever trust a monk...or the Head Cheeze for that matter either. Especially when they are trying to pawn Chuck's Chili off on you. Only a mon would claim that Chuck Boswell used fresh
ingredients.
Those fast-talking, good for nothing monks... they did it to me again... So, do I even want to know what it was that I ate, if it wasn't chili?
Snickers.
Flip.
Hmmm...now where is that rascal Joe Boburka when you need him. The keys to h front end loader are probably in his tool box and that disappeared with him when he claimed he was off to the Deli for
lunch. Personally, I think he pursued his life-long dream of
traveling to Inner Mongolia to strike a trade agreement for importing Yak butter.
Flip.
How is that even possible? Yak butter into Inner Mongolia? Inner
Mongolia needs more Yak butter like Rush Limbaugh needs a speedo.
You WERE aware that this is Mindless Chatter and Drivel echo....no? Here, try some Yak cheese as well. Very tasty.
Flip.
Fire in the hole?
Think: Family (tm) Echo.
I'm thinking it as hard as I can, but it ain't changing the program
none. Maybe its time to change the channel.
Put on your Thinking Hat (tm), the one with tinfoil on and do some creative
work instead. Like learning how do do the Mambo #5.
Uh, hey! I like this. What is this called that my feet are doing again? Oh wait, right....Family Echo.
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This meeting is now called to order!
Who cares?
Are you Da Head Cheeze? You are only Da Milk Man.
orNope, but why would I turn down the chance to take up Russ' mallet
Boburka's wrench and smack someone in the noggin?
Good question...and the answer is: www.hotwetbeavers.com
Flip.
Yeah, sure. I totally agree but I haven't a Clue (tm) to what.
What? Your Clue worked loose? These new nurses are not as attentive to details as the old ones. This would never have happened in the old days.
reasonI've heard something about looking before one leaps...naaaa, I'm
counting my bunnies before they, err...whatever.
Tht's the reason why you didn't get the 2017 Olympic Games. And the
why you got the annual Kerosine (tm) Drinking Contest (KDC) 2032.
Yep, and the winner of the Kerosine (tm) Drinking Contest (KDC) 2032
will get complimentary on-the-spot fire eating classes. I hear its
supposed to be a blast.
Never mind what you hear. -there are so many roumours going around. One
even says that Pamela Anderson will show up topless. Or was that her with
only one, Janet Jackson?
-I- heard it was Chuck's MIL that was going to show up topless...or was that Lou.
I've heard something about looking before one leaps...naaaa, I'm
counting my bunnies before they, err...whatever.
reasonTht's the reason why you didn't get the 2017 Olympic Games. And the
why you got the annual Kerosine (tm) Drinking Contest (KDC) 2032.
Its ok. We have contestants in Plano who are practicing even as we
speak.
Practicing.....in Plano...Texas.....?
Well, yeah! Bubba's been practicing long and hard. I think hes got a real chance. Of course, he keeps asking if he can "light 'er up" when he goes pee-pee cause he thinks it would be like a flame thrower, but I keep telling him its kerosene, not gasoline. I hope his liver lasts until the competition.
I just came back from the redundant department of redundancy and they
told me that I did not qualify for my babble license. Something about
I didn't have enough drivel, can someone help me out here?
The bar's untended....just help yourself. I'm sure Michael Grant will
be along shortly to twist your arm over buying a decoder ring, phunny
hat, or some other such trite paraphanalia. When you see him, tell him
I still have his Cindy Lauper umbrella I borrowed....
decoder-ring and a phunny hat. Then you have to write an essay over
your life for the Nurse (tm) to file so we can laugh behind your back
next time we sit around the camp-fire reading it. I hope that didn't
help you too much.
May I suggest that you really do that annual chech-up. Cindy Lauper is off-topick.
Da Head (Soft) Chezze (tm) and nothing else. I'm sure he's out
checking this years crop of stone and will be back when the ice have melted.
the <spack> that comes out of those monks mouths... and really... WHAT
IS THAT SMELL?!?!
douch.
Well, it looked like snickers... it had nuts, but it didn't quite
taste like it... oh dear... I think I'm going to... umf... wheres the toilet around here??
douche
Fire in the hole?Blind as a mole...
Good question...and the answer is: www.hotwetbeavers.com
Don't forget South Dallas... and Houston... and southern Cali...
I forget southern Cali every chance I'm given. Northern Cali as well.
In fact, it would be best if we trade that state to Quebec in exchange
for the rest of Canada. Any takers? Anyone?
Never mind what you hear. -there are so many roumours going around.
One even says that Pamela Anderson will show up topless.
Yeah, sure. I totally agree but I haven't a Clue (tm) to what.
What? Your Clue worked loose? These new nurses are not as attentive to details as the old ones. This would never have happened in the old
days.
Cindi Lauper is very much /on-topic/.
Ok...ok...you're the Boss but have you seen her lately? Not much to brag
about but since you've been away for so long in Kiwi-land I perhaps
shouldn't blaim you.
The freakier she looks, the more she is on topic. Cindi Lauper is Phyllis Diller in training. Someone needs to take over when Phyllis kicks the bucket.
crop of KiwiStone<tm>. Very impressive. Some of it even spews gases and
smells just like the Deli.
I know...I know...It really feels like being at home...eh? And while
being in my back-yard....why didn't you call me?
Finland is no where near Kiwiland.
We could've been testing very good samples of Chineese and Cambodian
<cough...cough> whiskey. Pure dynamit I tell you.
Sned some over to the DDS for some testing.
Don't feed the newbies.
I only fed him with digital food I picked up after Stubbys last portion
of Haggis. Sorry if I did offend you.
If you feed him, then you're responsible for him. That includes cleaning up the <spack> that he's sure to load his pants with when he sees the howling, slavering hordes of dwarves after his <donkey>.
Don't feed the newbies.
I only fed him with digital food I picked up after Stubbys last portion
of Haggis. Sorry if I did offend you.
If you feed him, then you're responsible for him. That includes cleaning up the <spack> that he's sure to load his pants with when he sees the howling, slavering hordes of dwarves after his <donkey>.
Since I even have to clean up after you I might as well clean up after him too.
May I suggest that you really do that annual chech-up. Cindy Lauper is
off-topick.
Cindi Lauper is very much /on-topic/.
Da Head (Soft) Chezze (tm) and nothing else. I'm sure he's out
checking this years crop of stone and will be back when the ice have
melted.
I was out on the other side of the planet, checking the year's crop of
KiwiStone<tm>. Very impressive. Some of it even spews gases and smells just
like the Deli.
Wow...outta put some o that into soap or something and market it to silly peoples.
Uh, hey! I like this. What is this called that my feet are doing
again? Oh wait, right....Family Echo.
Good thinking but don't overdo it. Mambo #5 is something they learn in
Kindergarten (tm) aka Fidonet so in case you haven't an exam you have to go
to Start without passing Jail and you're NOT allowed to pick up 200
Fidobucks.
Mambo #5, is that anything like Slapo #5? If so, I refuse to do it, I always get headaches afterwards.
<slap>Douche</slap>
I totally agree. Not even the products from FlipSide Medical Industries are
what
they used to be. I don't see Godzilla in my dreams anymore.
Nope, now he's a part of your reality... See? I have him locked up over... uh, where did the big arse lizard go? HERE GODZILLA BOY, COME TO DADDY!!
paraphanalia. When you see him, tell him I still have his
Cindy Lauper umbrella I borrowed....
<SPUT!> <Hack!>...
Bastich!
You DID want it back, didn't you? Its the one thing the monks
refused to take from me. They wouldn't even look directly at it.
I was out on the other side of the planet, checking the year's crop
of KiwiStone<tm>. Very impressive. Some of it even spews gases and
smells just like the Deli.
Wow...outta put some o that into soap or something and market it
to silly peoples.
from pole to pole...As black as coal...Fire in the hole?Blind as a mole...
... That's for nothing. Just try something.
Sorry, wha'd ya say? Huh? Can we hold off on the conversation until my vision clears? And the headache subsides?
The freakier she looks, the more she is on topic. Cindi Lauper is
Phyllis Diller in training. Someone needs to take over when Phyllis
kicks the bucket.
You she hasn't already? Isn't she way over due for her very own 50
gallon drum? And I ain't talking caulk, here.
Maybe, if I only knew who Phyllis Diller is and why should she kick a bucket?
crop of KiwiStone<tm>. Very impressive. Some of it even spews
gases and smells just like the Deli.
I know...I know...It really feels like being at home...eh?
actually, I am rather close to Kiwiland, only a KiwiStone (tm) throw
away and one of my neighbours IS even from Kiwiland. He have a
buisiness here called KIWI_FIX but so far I haven't really understood
what he fix and he have a very strange dialect.
Sned some over to the DDS for some testing.If they want to do some tests they have to come here. I can set
up a test shooting range beside the elephant corral. Then I can
do a video and sned it to AFV. Methinks that that Bergeron dude
would love it.
What's the Difference (tm)?
Lou's <gondaloons> don't hang down as low.
Did you see thae latest pix of Pamela Anderson? Those that were banned from the Airports? Guess her wings didn't work as they should. A bit sloppy for my taste but I will think about them next time I visit Suwarnabhumi.
Of course it means "without a hat". What did you have in mind?
I would tell you, if this wasn't a Family Echo<tm>.
If you had been to YYC you would have seen it.
Being behind means people don't expect too much from me.
COOOOOOL, My very own babble license. Oh wait, whats that fine
print at the bottom there?
I was out on the other side of the planet, checking the year's crop
of KiwiStone<tm>. Very impressive. Some of it even spews gases and
smells just like the Deli.
That was KiwiStone<tm>? <whimpers> What will happen if you eat it?
As fruity as Dole...Fire in the hole?Blind as a mole...
As black as coal...
Hello Björn.
12 Jan 11 04:29, you wrote to me:
As if you would know what a Kwai Hiya is but it' s the top of
that.....that...err... ugh....thingie you know. Now I've learned you a
new word. Use it when you feel like. No one in Canuckistan will ever
understand you anyway but stay clear from certian Delis (tm) when you use
it and from people with askew eyes. Trust me on this.
You'd be suprised with what you can find here in Canuckistan.
would be leftovers and I would feel the smell. He have burned some
resistance though but never a Coconut.
Oh, he's a "sparky", then... same as my bro-in-law.
He's rather slow you know but who isn't in this heat.
/Definately/ a Kiwi, then.
Sure he's not a Coconut?
Positive. Yesterday he killed a scorpion in his garden that was 50 cm
from my foot and that was under a india-rubber tree. Had he been a
Coconut it would have been under a Coconut tree. Right?
Not necessarily. Them Coconuts have spread out quite a bit; they're in Kiwiland as well as in the Excited States. They mostly avoid Canuckia, though. Too cold for 'em here.
Btw. Have you figured out yet where I am?
You stupid Farang. That should give you a Clue(tm).
You should talk, you're a Farang to them as well.
Of /course/ I know where you are, I knew it the moment you mentioned the girly-boys bar. I would say "sa-bie dee" but I don't think you deserve it. Mai bpen rai, anyhow.
Would you know where I was however, if I said "khop-chai" for the invitation to "kin meo" tonight?
That explains the bloodstains on Da Mirror.
Whaddya expect from a guy named Nick, Sharp?
My point too. What shall we do with him?
And yet *you* promoted him. How stoopid can you get?
Tell me you /don't/ expect me to actually promote people who are *competant*!? How the <hades> are we supposed to maintain our reputation and low standards if we do something like that?
Sheesh! Your clue implant really *was* out of alignment!
You DID want it back, didn't you? Its the one thing theDo you know where it's been? Apparently the monks did.
monks refused to take from me. They wouldn't even look
directly at it.
Paris?
Well, duh; /everything's/ been in Paris these days... But /before/ that.
Pamela Anderson?
No, Pam's <gondaloons> were bouncing down the beach on the set of Baywatch<tm> when Phil spirited it away.
Was that something like (ice)Scream?
That's at least what the local salesman say here. I scream?
I'm not allowed to scream, the monks told me so.
Good you took their advice for once. They have a special room with the MC&D
international anthem going on 24/7 for those who have had enough av Stars
and Stripes. Reprogramming takes 1275 days.
I know, I'm on day 1276. My mother always called me special.
You'd be suprised with what you can find here in Canuckistan.
Not really. I've been talking to a couple of Canuckistanians.
I mean, after 50 y.o. and they STILL have a mullet. Who do they think
they are? The Golden Jet?
they're in Kiwiland as well as in the Excited States. They mostlyI thought you lived in <hades>.
avoid Canuckia, though. Too cold for 'em here.
Would you know where I was however, if I said "khop-chai" for theI've been there once
invitation to "kin meo" tonight?
and it was there some stoopid Canuckstanians thougt I came from
South West England when they saw my SWE tattoo.
Someone else said Some Where Else. My trust in the people from
the Great White North is a bit nagged in the corners but who
cares. FYI it's raining Tigers and Elephants right now here in Paradise(tm). Want some?
*competant*!? How the <hades> are we supposed to maintain ourYou're Absolute(tm) right. Do you want to take that Penalty Kick
reputation and low standards if we do something like that?
now instead? My <donkey> is wide open for you.
Sheesh! Your clue implant really *was* out of alignment!After a visit to the local Sauna House it's been adjusted.
Antti Soumalainen sned his love and hope that yours still is up
to date.
So now I have to do some cleaning up AGAIN? I'll ust that SCARAB this time. And btw. I saw your post in the DwarfEcho (tm). Have you started
to fraternize with the Enemy (tm)? Shame on you! Next time I'll sned a Report to the Monks and they will burn your shoes while using them. That'll teach you the right from wrong.
Gee, I could have used that warning a week ago... I should
never trust th <spack> that comes out of those monks mouths... and really... WHAT IS THA SMELL?!?!
Oh never, ever trust a monk...or the Head Cheeze for that matter either. Especially when they are trying to pawn Chuck's Chili off on you. Only a mon would claim that Chuck Boswell used fresh ingredients.
Those fast-talking, good for nothing monks... they did it to me again... So, do I even want to know what it was that I ate, if it wasn't chili?
Snickers.
Well, it looked like snickers... it had nuts, but it didn't quite taste
like it... oh dear... I think I'm going to... umf... wheres the toilet around here??
Hmmm...now where is that rascal Joe Boburka when you need him. The keys to h front end loader are probably in his tool box and that disappeared with him when he claimed he was off to the Deli for lunch. Personally, I think he pursued his life-long dream of traveling to Inner Mongolia to strike a trade agreement for importing Yak butter.
Flip.
How is that even possible? Yak butter into Inner Mongolia? Inner Mongolia needs more Yak butter like Rush Limbaugh needs a speedo.
You WERE aware that this is Mindless Chatter and Drivel echo....no?
Here, try some Yak cheese as well. Very tasty.
<tastes Yak cheese> Hmmm... tastes familiar... This almost tastes like that chili... hmmmm...
bars INo, its more like when you get on an empty elevator, but you know
someone was recently there because of the odd odor. Capeche?
Who have set Mr. Odd free? We put him behind bars years ago. And by
dogs.mean Moes and Jacks bars. And they don't serve Capeche. Only cats and
Some very short, hairy, smelly officer of the law officers union along
with a band of equally short, hairy, and smelly privates arrived a few
weeks ago waving about court orders and saying that Mr. Odd was to be
relocated to the Diner. Something about a change of venue.
Wonder why the didn't think about a change of smell instead.
They are dwarves. That should explain everything.
bars IWho have set Mr. Odd free? We put him behind bars years ago. And by
dogs.mean Moes and Jacks bars. And they don't serve Capeche. Only cats and
Wait, did you say Mr. Odd? I think I saw him out behind the bar on my way in, said something about the Giraffe rides serving all you can eat <spack>...
If you find the Engineer, don't disturb him while fixing the catapult. Itght
mi
blow up in you Face (tm) covering you with what's ever it's loaded with. Ines
case your Curiosity (tm) takes over, be sure to clean yourself in one of
the barrels standing in the corner. Jump into it from the wire and scrub
your ey
carefully and bend slowly over the top. Look at the label and pray that you
choosed the right one.
Which barrels, the ones labeled Medical Supplies or Nucleur Monk Waste?
theGee, I could have used that warning a week ago... I should never trust
HAT<spack> that comes out of those monks mouths... and really... WHAT IST
Hmmmm... that would explain the strange tastes, but it doesn't account for the strange smell of <spack> and kerosene... Makes me wonder what kind of holy experience the monks are brewing up....SMELL?!?!
You feel that smell because your nose is too close to your mouth.
Comming dear. Now, just sit down and realax and I'll show you some
<gondaloons>.
And just when your chin falls down i your lap I insert som of the good
stuff to make you feel dozy. So...better now....go back to sleep.
Dozy or queezy?
and I think I'll just pass out, sleep is do over-rated.
Excuse me while I meander off to the motor pool then. I think I saw
the Energizer Bunny cowering under one of the catapults.
If you find the Engineer, don't disturb him while fixing the catapult. It
might blow up in you Face (tm) covering you with what's ever it's loaded
with. In case your Curiosity (tm) takes over, be sure to clean yourself in
one of the barrels standing in the corner. Jump into it from the wire and
scrub your eyes carefully and bend slowly over the top. Look at the label
and pray that you choosed the right one.
I've heard something about looking before one leaps...naaaa, I'm counting my bunnies before they, err...whatever.
Comming dear. Now, just sit down and realax and I'll show you some
<gondaloons>.
And just when your chin falls down i your lap I insert som of the good
stuff to make you feel dozy. So...better now....go back to sleep.
Dozy or queezy? and I think I'll just pass out, sleep is do over-rated.
Wake up!
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| | HAMMER |
| /--------------------------------'
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WHAM!! |____|
/---\ "Ohh, ohh, ohh, OUCH!!" .------------------------------------------------------------------.
This meeting is now called to order!
Oh never, ever trust a monk...or the Head Cheeze for that matter either.
Especially when they are trying to pawn Chuck's Chili off on you. Only a
mon would claim that Chuck Boswell used fresh ingredients.
Those fast-talking, good for nothing monks... they did it to me again... So, do I even want to know what it was that I ate, if it wasn't chili?
Gee, I could have used that warning a week ago... I should never
trust th <spack> that comes out of those monks mouths... and
really... WHAT IS THA SMELL?!?!
Oh never, ever trust a monk...or the Head Cheeze for that matter either.
Especially when they are trying to pawn Chuck's Chili off on you. Only a
mon would claim that Chuck Boswell used fresh ingredients.
Those fast-talking, good for nothing monks... they did it to me again...
So, do I even want to know what it was that I ate, if it wasn't chili?
Snickers.
<tastes Yak cheese> Hmmm... tastes familiar... This almost tastes like that
chili... hmmmm...
Yes, well...it DOES take some time to ship stuff out of Inner Mongolia after all. It has to come by camel as they still think airplanes to be giant ferocious birds of prey.
Never mind what you hear. -there are so many roumours going around. One
even says that Pamela Anderson will show up topless.
She's so dumb, she thinks that means "without a hat"...
decoder-ring and a phunny hat. Then you have to write an essay over your
life for the Nurse (tm) to file so we can laugh behind your back next
time we sit around the camp-fire reading it. I hope that didn't help you
too much.
Don't feed the newbies.
May I suggest that you really do that annual chech-up. Cindy Lauper is
off-topick.
Cindi Lauper is very much /on-topic/.
Da Head (Soft) Chezze (tm) and nothing else. I'm sure he's out checking
this years crop of stone and will be back when the ice have melted.
I was out on the other side of the planet, checking the year's crop of KiwiStone<tm>. Very impressive. Some of it even spews gases and smells just like the Deli.
Yeah, sure. I totally agree but I haven't a Clue (tm) to what.
What? Your Clue worked loose? These new nurses are not as attentive to
details as the old ones. This would never have happened in the old days.
Maybe he needs a cranio-rectal inversion conversion?
Don't feed the newbies.
portionI only fed him with digital food I picked up after Stubbys last
of Haggis. Sorry if I did offend you.
If you feed him, then you're responsible for him. That includes
cleaning up the <spack> that he's sure to load his pants with when he
sees the howling, slavering hordes of dwarves after his <donkey>.
Since I even have to clean up after you I might as well clean up after him
too.
And such a good job you do, too Bjorn.
Oh wait, lemme re-read your post about last years dwarf party again.
24 Dec 10 01:59, you wrote to Philip Harris:
-I- heard it was Chuck's MIL that was going to show up topless...or was
that Lou.
What's the Difference (tm)?
Lou's <gondaloons> don't hang down as low.
around. One even says that Pamela Anderson will show up topless.
She's so dumb, she thinks that means "without a hat"...
Of course it means "without a hat". What did you have in mind?
I would tell you, if this wasn't a Family Echo<tm>.
Lauper isMay I suggest that you really do that annual chech-up. Cindy
haveoff-topick.
Cindi Lauper is very much /on-topic/.
Da Head (Soft) Chezze (tm) and nothing else. I'm sure he's out
checking this years crop of stone and will be back when the ice
justmelted.
I was out on the other side of the planet, checking the year's crop of
KiwiStone<tm>. Very impressive. Some of it even spews gases and smells
like the Deli.
Wow...outta put some o that into soap or something and market it to
silly peoples.
As usual you're way behind. Haven't you heard about noodle soup? Available
at every bicycle-shop near you.
Being behind means people don't expect too much from me. I see you've figured out my strategy.
heDon't feed the newbies.
portionI only fed him with digital food I picked up after Stubbys last
of Haggis. Sorry if I did offend you.
If you feed him, then you're responsible for him. That includes
cleaning up the <spack> that he's sure to load his pants with when
himsees the howling, slavering hordes of dwarves after his <donkey>.Since I even have to clean up after you I might as well clean up after
too.
And such a good job you do, too Bjorn.
Thanks. But don't thank me. I do have some help with it. The Strategic
Pidgeon Air Cammand (SPAC) in involved in it too.
Oh wait, lemme re-read your post about last years dwarf party again.
If you want I can sned you some JPEG.
Ewww...no thanks. I never, ever recovered from the Gifs of Lou "taking care of" the sheep. Those should not have been shared outside of the local law enforcement offices. Put a whole new meaning to Silence of the Lambs.
Well, not exactly... you still don't know the OTHER incident with the
aardvark...
So you've been to both Egypt and Scotland then. You're a real world-
traveler.
Next time you're out sowing your wild oates lemme know and I'll show you
how the Strategic Pidgeon Air Command SPAC fill up their cannons and with
what.
Egypt, Scotland, and the country of Ar Kansas. Let me tell ya, you really don't know how to worry until you've been to Ar Kansas.
Fire in the hole?
Think: Family (tm) Echo.
I'm thinking it as hard as I can, but it ain't changing the program
none. Maybe its time to change the channel.
Put on your Thinking Hat (tm), the one with tinfoil on and do some
creative work instead. Like learning how do do the Mambo #5.
Uh, hey! I like this. What is this called that my feet are doing again? Oh
wait, right....Family Echo.
l
F i .
p
It looks looks like the Fidonet shuffle to me.
May I suggest that you really do that annual chech-up. Cindy Lauper is
off-topick.
Cindi Lauper is very much /on-topic/.
Da Head (Soft) Chezze (tm) and nothing else. I'm sure he's out
checking this years crop of stone and will be back when the ice have
melted.
I was out on the other side of the planet, checking the year's crop of
KiwiStone<tm>. Very impressive. Some of it even spews gases and smells just
like the Deli.
That was KiwiStone<tm>? <whimpers> What will happen if you eat it?
Uh, hey! I like this. What is this called that my feet are doing
again? Oh wait, right....Family Echo.
to goGood thinking but don't overdo it. Mambo #5 is something they learn in
Kindergarten (tm) aka Fidonet so in case you haven't an exam you have
to Start without passing Jail and you're NOT allowed to pick up 200
Fidobucks.
Mambo #5, is that anything like Slapo #5? If so, I refuse to do it, I always get headaches afterwards.
No it isn't. When you do the Mambo #5 you move the whole figure and if
you drink the Real (tm) Stuff instead of Stubbys Slapo (no matter what number it have) you will not get a headache. Trust me on this.
<slap>Douche</slap>
Good thinking.
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Or come to Momma, either way He's loose and I haven't got him neutured, yet. DoucheI totally agree. Not even the products from FlipSide Medical Industries are
what
they used to be. I don't see Godzilla in my dreams anymore.
Nope, now he's a part of your reality... See? I have him locked up over... uh, where did the big arse lizard go? HERE GODZILLA BOY, COME TO DADDY!!
Godzilla...come to daddy...?
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Hello Philip.
29 Dec 10 17:10, you wrote to me:
paraphanalia. When you see him, tell him I still have his
Cindy Lauper umbrella I borrowed....
<SPUT!> <Hack!>...
Bastich!
You DID want it back, didn't you? Its the one thing the monks
refused to take from me. They wouldn't even look directly at it.
Do you know where it's been? Apparently the monks did.
... I've half a mind to think something up with.
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* Origin: CADB Calgary: Home of the Dwarven Demolition Squad! (1:250/306)
Hello Nicholas.
05 Jan 11 18:44, you wrote to me:
COOOOOOL, My very own babble license. Oh wait, whats that fine
print at the bottom there?
Never mind that...
Hey, look! A sparkly!
--- GoldED/386 3.0.1
* Origin: CADB Calgary: Home of the Dwarven Demolition Squad! (1:250/306)
includes
Don't feed the newbies.
portionI only fed him with digital food I picked up after Stubbys last
of Haggis. Sorry if I did offend you.
If you feed him, then you're responsible for him. That
hecleaning up the <spack> that he's sure to load his pants with when
himsees the howling, slavering hordes of dwarves after his <donkey>.Since I even have to clean up after you I might as well clean up after
too.
And such a good job you do, too Bjorn.
Thanks. But don't thank me. I do have some help with it. The Strategic
Pidgeon Air Cammand (SPAC) in involved in it too.
Oh wait, lemme re-read your post about last years dwarf party again.
If you want I can sned you some JPEG.
Ewww...no thanks. I never, ever recovered from the Gifs of Lou "taking care of" the sheep. Those should not have been shared outside of the local law enforcement offices. Put a whole new meaning to Silence of the Lambs.
Was that something like (ice)Scream?
That's at least what the local salesman say here. I scream?
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youWell, not exactly... you still don't know the OTHER incident with the
aardvark...
So you've been to both Egypt and Scotland then. You're a real world-
traveler.
Next time you're out sowing your wild oates lemme know and I'll show
how the Strategic Pidgeon Air Command SPAC fill up their cannons and with
what.
Egypt, Scotland, and the country of Ar Kansas. Let me tell ya, you really don't know how to worry until you've been to Ar Kansas.
Do you thin the people of My Ann Mar think so too?
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Of course it means "without a hat". What did you have in mind?
I would tell you, if this wasn't a Family Echo<tm>.
If you had been to YYC you would have seen it.
Been there several times in the past few months and even as recently as last week; no sign of it. She's from YVR anyhow. I've been through there recently as well, and there was no sign of it there, either.
In the airports of canuck-land we adhere to the idea of "tastefulness". I realize that as a dwarf, you may find that concept a hard one to grasp.
Well, yeah! Bubba's been practicing long and hard. I think hes got a
real chance. Of course, he keeps asking if he can "light 'er up" when he goes pee-pee cause he thinks it would be like a flame thrower, but I
keep telling him its kerosene, not gasoline. I hope his liver lasts
until the competition.
Flip.
Oh, you have nothing to worry about. We took care of that by replacing Bubba's liver with an artificial one. He can swallow dynamite and it won't effect him. Douche
CEO - Douchebag Industries
Hello Philip.
18 Dec 10 19:59, you wrote to you:
Fire in the hole?Blind as a mole...
As black as coal...
As fruity as Dole
As fruity as Dolefrom pole to pole...As black as coal...Fire in the hole?Blind as a mole...
<slap>Douche</slap>
Good thinking.
Hello Philip.
29 Dec 10 17:10, you wrote to me:
paraphanalia. When you see him, tell him I still have his
Cindy Lauper umbrella I borrowed....
<SPUT!> <Hack!>...
Bastich!
You DID want it back, didn't you? Its the one thing the monks
refused to take from me. They wouldn't even look directly at it.
Do you know where it's been? Apparently the monks did.
Hello Philip.
29 Dec 10 17:12, you wrote to me:
I was out on the other side of the planet, checking the year's crop
of KiwiStone<tm>. Very impressive. Some of it even spews gases and
smells just like the Deli.
Wow...outta put some o that into soap or something and market it
to silly peoples.
Can't. Too many silly peoples already down in EnZedd. They're very possessive of the stuff.
theWell, not exactly... you still don't know the OTHER incident with
youaardvark...
So you've been to both Egypt and Scotland then. You're a real world-
traveler.
Next time you're out sowing your wild oates lemme know and I'll show
withhow the Strategic Pidgeon Air Command SPAC fill up their cannons and
what.
Egypt, Scotland, and the country of Ar Kansas. Let me tell ya, you
really don't know how to worry until you've been to Ar Kansas.
Do you thin the people of My Ann Mar think so too?
Don't know, but I'll post my reply when I get back, going there Tuesday.
lastDon't feed the newbies.
I only fed him with digital food I picked up after Stubbys
includesportion
of Haggis. Sorry if I did offend you.
If you feed him, then you're responsible for him. That
whencleaning up the <spack> that he's sure to load his pants with
<donkey>.he
sees the howling, slavering hordes of dwarves after his
afterSince I even have to clean up after you I might as well clean up
him
too.
And such a good job you do, too Bjorn.
Thanks. But don't thank me. I do have some help with it. The Strategic
Pidgeon Air Cammand (SPAC) in involved in it too.
again.Oh wait, lemme re-read your post about last years dwarf party
If you want I can sned you some JPEG.
Ewww...no thanks. I never, ever recovered from the Gifs of Lou "taking
care of" the sheep. Those should not have been shared outside of the
local law enforcement offices. Put a whole new meaning to Silence of
the Lambs.
Was that something like (ice)Scream?
That's at least what the local salesman say here. I scream?
I'm not allowed to scream, the monks told me so.
COOOOOOL, My very own babble license. Oh wait, whats that fine
print at the bottom there?
Never mind that...
Hey, look! A sparkly!
Preeeeeeeeeeeetty spaaaaaaaarkly...
"Dr, this Douche is brain dead." "No nurse, he's never had one to begin with!"
areI totally agree. Not even the products from FlipSide Medical Industries
what
they used to be. I don't see Godzilla in my dreams anymore.
Nope, now he's a part of your reality... See? I have him locked up
over... uh, where did the big arse lizard go? HERE GODZILLA BOY, COME
TO DADDY!!
Godzilla...come to daddy...?
Or come to Momma, either way He's loose and I haven't got him neutured, yet.
to goUh, hey! I like this. What is this called that my feet are doing
again? Oh wait, right....Family Echo.
Good thinking but don't overdo it. Mambo #5 is something they learn in
Kindergarten (tm) aka Fidonet so in case you haven't an exam you have
to Start without passing Jail and you're NOT allowed to pick up 200
Fidobucks.
Mambo #5, is that anything like Slapo #5? If so, I refuse to do it, I
always get headaches afterwards.
No it isn't. When you do the Mambo #5 you move the whole figure and if you
drink the Real (tm) Stuff instead of Stubbys Slapo (no matter what number
it have) you will not get a headache. Trust me on this.
What if you mix Stubby's Slapo WITH the real stuff?
Drunken Douche
Maybe, if I only knew who Phyllis Diller is and why should she kick a
bucket?
And you call yourself a driveller? Shameful!
crop of KiwiStone<tm>. Very impressive. Some of it even spews gases
and smells just like the Deli.
I know...I know...It really feels like being at home...eh?
"Rotarua: where a fart's a breath of fresh air".
actually, I am rather close to Kiwiland, only a KiwiStone (tm) throw away
and one of my neighbours IS even from Kiwiland. He have a buisiness here
called KIWI_FIX but so far I haven't really understood what he fix and he
have a very strange dialect.
That's what you get when you deal with the Coconuts.
Sned some over to the DDS for some testing.
If they want to do some tests they have to come here. I can set up a test
shooting range beside the elephant corral. Then I can do a video and sned
it to AFV. Methinks that that Bergeron dude would love it.
The Dwarven Demolition Squad has never been away from home. I'd have to sned 12.75 blankies and pictures of their mothers along with each of them. Too impractical.
The freakier she looks, the more she is on topic. Cindi Lauper is Phyllis
Diller in training. Someone needs to take over when Phyllis kicks the
bucket.
You she hasn't already? Isn't she way over due for her very own 50 gallon
drum? And I ain't talking caulk, here.
Phyllis Diller is the daughter of Methusela and Medusa. She's just hitting middle age. Why, just two days ago she did Anderson Cooper. No report on whether he turned to stone.
*competant*!? How the <hades> are we supposed to maintain our reputation
and low standards if we do something like that?
You're Absolute(tm) right. Do you want to take that Penalty Kick now
instead? My <donkey> is wide open for you.
Again, too eager. Takes all the fun out of it.
Sheesh! Your clue implant really *was* out of alignment!
After a visit to the local Sauna House it's been adjusted. Antti
Soumalainen sned his love and hope that yours still is up to date.
Well, even though he is draft-eligible this year, he didn't even make the Finnish National Juniors hockey team, so no, I think I'll pass.
You'd be suprised with what you can find here in Canuckistan.
Not really. I've been talking to a couple of Canuckistanians. I mean,
after 50 y.o. and they STILL have a mullet. Who do they think they are?
The Golden Jet?
Sounds like Edmontonians. That city's still living in the '80's. They even still have the "City of Champions" sign up on the entrance to town, even though they haven't won anything in over 20 years.
they're in Kiwiland as well as in the Excited States. They mostly avoid
Canuckia, though. Too cold for 'em here.
I thought you lived in <hades>.
No, I said it's as cold as <hades> here.
Would you know where I was however, if I said "khop-chai" for the
invitation to "kin meo" tonight?
I've been there once
I doubt it; because I'd be in Falconridge in NW Calgary, Alberta, Canada,
and it was there some stoopid Canuckstanians thougt I came from South
West England when they saw my SWE tattoo.
Again, sounds like Edmontonians...
Someone else said Some Where Else. My trust in the people from the Great
White North is a bit nagged in the corners but who cares. FYI it's
raining Tigers and Elephants right now here in Paradise(tm). Want some?
Sure; I'll trade you for 12.75 feet of snow.
So now I have to do some cleaning up AGAIN? I'll ust that SCARAB this
time. And btw. I saw your post in the DwarfEcho (tm). Have you started to
fraternize with the Enemy (tm)? Shame on you! Next time I'll sned a
Report to the Monks and they will burn your shoes while using them.
That'll teach you the right from wrong.
At least it wasn't the ElfLord Echo<tm>.
So now I have to do some cleaning up AGAIN? I'll ust that SCARAB this
time. And btw. I saw your post in the DwarfEcho (tm). Have you started
to fraternize with the Enemy (tm)? Shame on you! Next time I'll sned a
Report to the Monks and they will burn your shoes while using them.
That'll teach you the right from wrong.
At least it wasn't the ElfLord Echo<tm>.
May I suggest that you really do that annual chech-up. Cindy Lauper is
off-topick. Not enough <gondaloons>. Not even with the help from an
umbrella. <spack> stains or no <spack> stains, doesn't matter. And you
should also get your Clues (tm) strait and know better than calling that
substitute for whiskey by his name. He is refered to as Da Head (Soft)
Chezze (tm) and nothing else.
I'm sure he's out checking this years crop of stone and will be back when
the ice have melted.
(Scratches <donkey>, thinks a moment, belches, then confidently comes to a conclusion).
Huh<tm>?
No, its more like when you get on an empty elevator, but you know
someone was recently there because of the odd odor. Capeche?
Who have set Mr. Odd free? We put him behind bars years ago. And by bars I
mean Moes and Jacks bars. And they don't serve Capeche. Only cats and dogs.
Some very short, hairy, smelly officer of the law officers union along with a band of equally short, hairy, and smelly privates arrived a few weeks ago waving about court orders and saying that Mr. Odd was to be relocated to the Diner. Something about a change of venue.
bars INo, its more like when you get on an empty elevator, but you know
someone was recently there because of the odd odor. Capeche?
Who have set Mr. Odd free? We put him behind bars years ago. And by
dogs.mean Moes and Jacks bars. And they don't serve Capeche. Only cats and
Some very short, hairy, smelly officer of the law officers union along
with a band of equally short, hairy, and smelly privates arrived a few
weeks ago waving about court orders and saying that Mr. Odd was to be
relocated to the Diner. Something about a change of venue.
Wonder why the didn't think about a change of smell instead.
They are dwarves. That should explain everything.
Not really. Methinks it have something to do with the smell from the Deli (tm).
sawExcuse me while I meander off to the motor pool then. I think I
the Energizer Bunny cowering under one of the catapults.
loadedIf you find the Engineer, don't disturb him while fixing the catapult. It
might blow up in you Face (tm) covering you with what's ever it's
with. In case your Curiosity (tm) takes over, be sure to clean yourself in
one of the barrels standing in the corner. Jump into it from the wire and
scrub your eyes carefully and bend slowly over the top. Look at the label
and pray that you choosed the right one.
I've heard something about looking before one leaps...naaaa, I'm counting my bunnies before they, err...whatever.
Tht's the reason why you didn't get the 2017 Olympic Games. And the reason why you got the annual Kerosine (tm) Drinking Contest (KDC) 2032.
Comming dear. Now, just sit down and realax and I'll show you some
<gondaloons>.
And just when your chin falls down i your lap I insert som of the good
stuff to make you feel dozy. So...better now....go back to sleep.
Dozy or queezy? and I think I'll just pass out, sleep is do over-rated.
Wake up!
/|
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/ |-------------------------------.
| | HAMMER |
| /--------------------------------'
| |
WHAM!! |____|
/---\ "Ohh, ohh, ohh, OUCH!!" .------------------------------------------------------------------.
This meeting is now called to order!
Who cares?
Are you Da Head Cheeze? You are only Da Milk Man.
Gee, I could have used that warning a week ago... I should never
trust th <spack> that comes out of those monks mouths... and
really... WHAT IS THA SMELL?!?!
Oh never, ever trust a monk...or the Head Cheeze for that matter either.
Especially when they are trying to pawn Chuck's Chili off on you. Only a
mon would claim that Chuck Boswell used fresh ingredients.
again...Those fast-talking, good for nothing monks... they did it to me
So, do I even want to know what it was that I ate, if it wasn't chili?Snickers.
I preffer a deep fried cockroach.
<tastes Yak cheese> Hmmm... tastes familiar... This almost tastes like that
chili... hmmmm...
Yes, well...it DOES take some time to ship stuff out of Inner Mongolia after all. It has to come by camel as they still think airplanes to be giant ferocious birds of prey.
Can you blaim 'em for that? They preyed for rain.....not fire.
^Snickers.
I preffer a deep fried cockroach.
Of course. That's why you patronize the Deli and Road-Kill Cafe <tm>.As Chuck's motto says, "You always gets whut ya deserves!" ------------------------------------------------------
Fire in the hole?
<slap>Douche</slap>
Good thinking.
Yeah, spankie machine would be too much fun. (Uhm, nurse...is the spankie machine operational yet. I, uhmmm, think I should give it a, ah, test run. What are you doing this evening?)
paraphanalia. When you see him, tell him I still have his
Cindy Lauper umbrella I borrowed....
<SPUT!> <Hack!>...
Bastich!
You DID want it back, didn't you? Its the one thing the monks
refused to take from me. They wouldn't even look directly at it.
Do you know where it's been? Apparently the monks did.
Paris?
StubbysDon't feed the newbies.
I only fed him with digital food I picked up after
uplast
includesportion
of Haggis. Sorry if I did offend you.
If you feed him, then you're responsible for him. That
whencleaning up the <spack> that he's sure to load his pants with
<donkey>.he
sees the howling, slavering hordes of dwarves after his
Since I even have to clean up after you I might as well clean
after
him
too.
And such a good job you do, too Bjorn.
Thanks. But don't thank me. I do have some help with it. The Strategic
Pidgeon Air Cammand (SPAC) in involved in it too.
again.Oh wait, lemme re-read your post about last years dwarf party
If you want I can sned you some JPEG.
Ewww...no thanks. I never, ever recovered from the Gifs of Lou "taking
care of" the sheep. Those should not have been shared outside of the
local law enforcement offices. Put a whole new meaning to Silence of
the Lambs.
Was that something like (ice)Scream?
That's at least what the local salesman say here. I scream?
I'm not allowed to scream, the monks told me so.
Good you took their advice for once. They have a special room with the MC&D international anthem going on 24/7 for those who have had enough av Stars and Stripes. Reprogramming takes 1275 days.
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Well, even though he is draft-eligible this year, he didn't
even make the Finnish National Juniors hockey team, so no, I
think I'll pass.
If I were you I wouldn't mention Junior Hockey Championship.....
Noppe. Not Edmontonians.
I thought you lived in <hades>.
No, I said it's as cold as <hades> here.So <hades> have frozen over. It was a bit Chilli here today but
so far we only have ice in the Cuba Libre. About 86 F in the
sea.
and it was there some stoopid Canuckstanians thougt I came from
South West England when they saw my SWE tattoo.
Again, sounds like Edmontonians...Noppe. Vancouvestanians. At least they said so.
cares. FYI it's raining Tigers and Elephants right now here in
Paradise(tm). Want some?
Sure; I'll trade you for 12.75 feet of snow.Sure. I can make exotic ice of it and sell it cheap.
you started to fraternize with the Enemy (tm)? Shame on you!
Next time I'll sned a Report to the Monks and they will burn
your shoes while using them. That'll teach you the right from
wrong.
At least it wasn't the ElfLord Echo<tm>.I don't think Shiva will see it that way.
I saw some of your new "friends" this morning. They were up in the
Coconut trees picking Coconuts. Looking a bit like Dwarves (tm) they
did but with a bit more hair all over their core and the <urinator>
was misplaced. With friends like that, who needs an Enemy like you?
Well, even though he is draft-eligible this year, he didn't even make
the Finnish National Juniors hockey team, so no, I think I'll pass.
If I were you I wouldn't mention Junior Hockey Championship.....
It was enough that those cocky swedes got their come-uppance.
Noppe. Not Edmontonians.
Are you sure?
Mullets are the standard hairstyle of 99.9% of all male
citizens of Edmonton.
I thought you lived in <hades>.
No, I said it's as cold as <hades> here.
So <hades> have frozen over. It was a bit Chilli here today but so far we
only have ice in the Cuba Libre. About 86 F in the sea.
We're hovering between -35C and +12C. It can change from one extreme to another on an hourly basis.
and it was there some stoopid Canuckstanians thougt I came from South
West England when they saw my SWE tattoo.
Again, sounds like Edmontonians...
Noppe. Vancouvestanians. At least they said so.
They were from Hongcouver? Cantonese or Mandarin?
cares. FYI it's raining Tigers and Elephants right now here in
Paradise(tm). Want some?
Sure; I'll trade you for 12.75 feet of snow.
Sure. I can make exotic ice of it and sell it cheap.
Don't buy the yellow snow...
you started to fraternize with the Enemy (tm)? Shame on you! Next time
I'll sned a Report to the Monks and they will burn your shoes while
using them. That'll teach you the right from wrong.
At least it wasn't the ElfLord Echo<tm>.
I don't think Shiva will see it that way.
Just so long as I have Kali on my side...
I saw some of your new "friends" this morning. They were up in the
Coconut trees picking Coconuts. Looking a bit like Dwarves (tm) they did
but with a bit more hair all over their core and the <urinator> was
misplaced. With friends like that, who needs an Enemy like you?
I've never seen a Coconut who looks like a dwarf; quite the opposite. They tend to be on the largish side with quite healthy appetites. Not very hairy either.
Methinks you've encountered a group of Semangs from Malaysia.
It was enough that those cocky swedes got their come-uppance.Now when you've got Foppa back in Colorado, can't you make sure
he stays there. We don't want him.
Noppe. Not Edmontonians.
Are you sure?Yuppie.
Mullets are the standard hairstyle of 99.9% of all male
citizens of Edmonton.
They could've been girls then.
Noppe. Vancouvestanians. At least they said so.
They were from Hongcouver? Cantonese or Mandarin?Beijing.
Don't buy the yellow snow...I wasn't going to buy it. I said *sell* it and the yellow would
make it even more exotic.
At least it wasn't the ElfLord Echo<tm>.
I don't think Shiva will see it that way.
Just so long as I have Kali on my side...
I thought you said that you got rid of her 12.75 years ago?
opposite. They tend to be on the largish side with quite healthyI saw another one yesterday and he smelled like the Deli (tm) in
appetites. Not very hairy either.
Calcutta. I even have a JPEG.
I was there a couple of weeks ago and they were already discovered,
now dressed in uniforms looking pretty much like immigration officers
but unfortunatly I didn't dare to check thier <urinator>. They even
sneded their greetings to you. Wonder why.
It was enough that those cocky swedes got their come-uppance.
Now when you've got Foppa back in Colorado, can't you make sure he stays
there. We don't want him.
We don't want him either. The only question is how long until Foppa Floppas again?
Noppe. Not Edmontonians.
Are you sure?
Yuppie.Am not!
Mullets are the standard hairstyle of 99.9% of all male citizens of
Edmonton.
They could've been girls then.
Even the girls wear mullets. If you don't believe me, just ask Ryan Smyth; he wouldn't dare cut off his mullet until he went to L.A.
Noppe. Vancouvestanians. At least they said so.
They were from Hongcouver? Cantonese or Mandarin?
Beijing.
Ah, /that's/ why they went to Hongcover; to escape from the smog.
Don't buy the yellow snow...
I wasn't going to buy it. I said *sell* it and the yellow would make it
even more exotic.
I suppose you /could/ flog it at the girly-boys bar.
At least it wasn't the ElfLord Echo<tm>.
I don't think Shiva will see it that way.
Just so long as I have Kali on my side...
I thought you said that you got rid of her 12.75 years ago?
I keep her at arms length, roughly 1.275 blocks away. As far as MIL's go however, she was kind of fond of me, so I know that I can always call upon her in dire circumstances.
opposite. They tend to be on the largish side with quite healthy
appetites. Not very hairy either.
I saw another one yesterday and he smelled like the Deli (tm) in
Calcutta. I even have a JPEG.
Mind you, that one Coconut who plays for the Pittsburgh Steelers does have quite a lot of hair, so I can maybe see how you might have gotten cornfused. He /is/ the exception to the rule, though.
I was there a couple of weeks ago and they were already discovered, now
dressed in uniforms looking pretty much like immigration officers but
unfortunatly I didn't dare to check thier <urinator>. They even sneded
their greetings to you. Wonder why.
Shhhh! Ix-nay on the ndercover-uops-ay...
Mind you, that one Coconut who plays for the Pittsburgh Steelers does have MG>> MG>> quite a lot of hair, so I can maybe see how you might have
gotten cornfused. He /is/ the exception to the rule, though.
Steelers and Coconuts....does theese things really mix?