• Re: And The Problem Is...??

    From Nicholas Sharp@1:250/501 to Philip Harris on Wed Jan 5 19:34:34 2011

    Maybe they've discovered the alias that Russ Edwards has been hiding under. (I'm getting hungry just thinking about it...)

    BUFFALO, N.Y. - A western New York man appeared in court on Friday to face animal cruelty charges, after trying to marinate his cat so he
    could eat it, authorities said.

    Police discovered the cat in the trunk of a car being driven by Gary Korkuc, of Cheektowaga, N.Y., when they pulled him over for running a stop sign in August, Buffalo Police spokesman Michael DeGeorge said. He fled to Maryland following his arrest but was extradited back to Buffalo late on Thursday.

    The animal was found in a liquid mixture of oil, crushed pepper, salt
    and other ingredients, and Korkuc told police it was in preparation for
    a meal. The cat, a male, survived. Several baths cleaned him of the concoction, and he seemed to be in good health otherwise, said Erie County SPCA spokeswoman Gina Browning.
    Korkuc, 52, appeared in Buffalo City Court, where he is charged with felony aggravated cruelty to an animal and several traffic charges. Due back in court next Wednesday, he was being held at a local jail.



    He deserves to go to jail. Imagine, marinating a cat without having shot it 9 times first!


    Flip.

    Its New York, they missed 8 times and only shot it once. This one was extra special, he missed all 9 times.

    Douche and missed.
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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Nicholas Sharp on Wed Jan 12 05:08:13 2011

    He deserves to go to jail. Imagine, marinating a cat without
    having
    shot it 9 times first!


    Flip.

    Its New York, they missed 8 times and only shot it once. This one
    was
    extra special, he missed all 9 times.


    Typical Yankees. There's good reason they don't have conceal/carry
    licenses
    there. Most would shoot their own <donkey> before their first day was
    out.
    Flip.

    Actually, back in the day they all did. Thats why DC is as "fun" as it
    it now.
    Vote for
    Dr. Douche
    1275th District

    Nope. There was a list going around in Alaska and if you'r on it there is
    no point in voting for you. Maybe if you think about never go to Arizona.

    You kidding? I'm the author of that list. Or so I've been told. Or was it that I hold the #1 spot? Either way, its safe to vote for me.

    Nope. I wuld rather wote for Kermit.

    Dr. Douche... still running... away.

    Keep up the good work.

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  • From Michael Grant@1:250/306 to Björn Forsström on Wed Jan 12 20:37:57 2011
    Hello Björn.

    12 Jan 11 04:08, you wrote to me:

    I've never been near one, just heard lots about it. Mind you,
    that sort of stuff's not even illegal in Kiwiland these days.
    Neither here and have you never even passed outside a fish-shop?

    I prefer to catch my own fish.

    Maybe I can check it out the next time I'm down up under.
    Watch it man. I might scratch you feet while you're sleeping.

    "Oh, I hope not..." - <tm> Jose Jiminez

    Might be good for a laff, watching all those closeted US
    Republikans getting their jollies.
    Eh.... I was under the impression that they have jollies
    already. How else can they have fun wit a girl? Jump-rope?

    Who said anything about a /girl/?

    How stupid of me. (This is a deliberate penalty kick for You.
    please go ahead. Give it your best).

    I don't think so. No sir, I don't like it. You seem way too eager for it.

    Ah've hearda that...


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  • From Michael Grant@1:250/306 to All on Thu Dec 23 21:53:09 2010

    Maybe they've discovered the alias that Russ Edwards has been hiding under. (I'm getting hungry just thinking about it...)

    BUFFALO, N.Y. - A western New York man appeared in court on Friday to face animal cruelty charges, after trying to marinate his cat so he could eat it, authorities said.

    Police discovered the cat in the trunk of a car being driven by Gary Korkuc, of
    Cheektowaga, N.Y., when they pulled him over for running a stop sign in August,
    Buffalo Police spokesman Michael DeGeorge said. He fled to Maryland following his arrest but was extradited back to Buffalo late on Thursday.

    The animal was found in a liquid mixture of oil, crushed pepper, salt and other
    ingredients, and Korkuc told police it was in preparation for a meal. The cat, a male, survived. Several baths cleaned him of the concoction, and he seemed to
    be in good health otherwise, said Erie County SPCA spokeswoman Gina Browning.

    Korkuc, 52, appeared in Buffalo City Court, where he is charged with felony aggravated cruelty to an animal and several traffic charges. Due back in court next Wednesday, he was being held at a local jail.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Michael Grant on Thu Dec 30 02:10:23 2010

    And the problem with that is....?
    Should I sned you a bunch of fried cockroatches? Where I am I don't have
    to go to the Deli (tm), they are available in every street-corner.

    <Hades>, no. if they're fried, they're too close to being something edible. That would never do for the Deli.

    Here they don't give a <feeces> about marinade them or not. The other
    week I fixed to feed an entire Family (tm) with dinner when I run over
    and killed a rat.

    You visited Plano?

    Ehhh....I don't think so unless Plano is the name of the girly-boys bar in the corner by Pedros resturant. I call him Pedro because I can't pronounce his
    real name.

    Maryland....Is that close to Afghanistan?

    That's Merryland, aka the poppy fields.

    Didn't know puppies grew in fields. I've seen rice fields though.

    Poor cat. Not far from me is one of his friends. A big yellow bastard
    with a big bucket on his nose. I know it is a cat, it say so on his
    <donkey>.

    Hey, the motor pool has been wondering where that went...

    It's free for Guido to come and pick it up. Should I sned him the GPS coordinates?

    Animal cruelty.....in a city called Buffalo. Are you joking?

    I never joke about such things. Just last week, I had a big plate of Buffalo wings. I followed it up with a side order of chicken hooves.

    Yesterday I heard that a delicasy here is fried bamboo-worms. That would
    suit your choise of food.

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  • From Michael Grant@1:250/306 to Philip Harris on Thu Jan 6 20:06:16 2011
    Hello Philip.

    29 Dec 10 17:23, you wrote to me:

    Browning. Korkuc, 52, appeared in Buffalo City Court, where he is
    charged with felony aggravated cruelty to an animal and several
    traffic charges. Due back in court next Wednesday, he was being
    held at a local jail.

    He deserves to go to jail. Imagine, marinating a cat without
    having shot it 9 times first!

    And I was gonna wake Russ up from his coma to tell him to fire up the BBQ.


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  • From Michael Grant@1:250/306 to Björn Forsström on Thu Jan 6 20:21:30 2011
    Hello Björn.

    30 Dec 10 02:10, you wrote to me:

    You visited Plano?
    Ehhh....I don't think so unless Plano is the name of the
    girly-boys bar in the corner by Pedros resturant. I call him
    Pedro because I can't pronounce his real name.

    Sounds like Plano to me...

    That's Merryland, aka the poppy fields.
    Didn't know puppies grew in fields. I've seen rice fields
    though.

    Poppys, not puppies. Clean the <spack> out of your eyes.

    Hey, the motor pool has been wondering where that went...
    It's free for Guido to come and pick it up. Should I sned him
    the GPS coordinates?

    No; Guido will just use it as an excuse to fly to Israel, via Las Vegas. Sned the coordinates to the drunken Russian tank drivers. At least then, I know where to find it, since they will just drive it round and round in circles.


    ... [MIND] is missing. (R)etry (Q)uit (I)gnore.
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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Michael Grant on Thu Jan 13 06:47:48 2011

    I've never been near one, just heard lots about it. Mind you, that sort
    of stuff's not even illegal in Kiwiland these days.
    Neither here and have you never even passed outside a fish-shop?

    I prefer to catch my own fish.

    In the <Duck>(tm) (pond).

    Maybe I can check it out the next time I'm down up under.
    Watch it man. I might scratch you feet while you're sleeping.

    "Oh, I hope not..." - <tm> Jose Jiminez

    What's he got to do with this?

    Might be good for a laff, watching all those closeted US Republikans
    getting their jollies.
    Eh.... I was under the impression that they have jollies already. How
    else can they have fun wit a girl? Jump-rope?

    Who said anything about a /girl/?

    It's not about playing with model railway.

    How stupid of me. (This is a deliberate penalty kick for You. please go
    ahead. Give it your best).

    I don't think so. No sir, I don't like it. You seem way too eager for it.

    Out of ammo I see.

    Ah've hearda that...

    Go back to sleep.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Michael Grant on Fri Dec 24 15:52:43 2010

    Maybe they've discovered the alias that Russ Edwards has been hiding under. (I'm getting hungry just thinking about it...)

    BUFFALO, N.Y. - A western New York man appeared in court on Friday to face animal cruelty charges, after trying to marinate his cat so he could eat it, authorities said.

    And the problem with that is....?
    Should I sned you a bunch of fried cockroatches? Where I am I don't have to
    go to the Deli (tm), they are available in every street-corner. Here they don't give a <feeces> about marinade them or not.
    The other week I fixed to feed an entire Family (tm) with dinner when I run over
    and killed a rat.

    Police discovered the cat in the trunk of a car being driven by Gary Korkuc, of Cheektowaga, N.Y., when they pulled him over for running a stop sign in August, Buffalo Police spokesman Michael DeGeorge said. He fled to Maryland following his arrest but was extradited back to Buffalo late on Thursday.

    Maryland....Is that close to Afghanistan?

    The animal was found in a liquid mixture of oil, crushed pepper, salt and other ingredients, and Korkuc told police it was in preparation for a meal. The cat, a male, survived. Several baths cleaned him of the concoction, and he seemed to be in good health otherwise, said Erie County SPCA spokeswoman Gina Browning.

    Poor cat. Not far from me is one of his friends. A big yellow bastard with a big bucket on his nose. I know it is a cat, it say so on his <donkey>.

    Korkuc, 52, appeared in Buffalo City Court, where he is charged with felony aggravated cruelty to an animal and several traffic charges. Due back in court next Wednesday, he was being held at a local jail.

    Animal cruelty.....in a city called Buffalo. Are you joking?

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  • From Philip Harris@1:250/501 to Nicholas Sharp on Fri Jan 7 22:39:20 2011

    He deserves to go to jail. Imagine, marinating a cat without having shot it 9 times first!


    Flip.

    Its New York, they missed 8 times and only shot it once. This one was extra special, he missed all 9 times.


    Typical Yankees. There's good reason they don't have conceal/carry licenses there. Most would shoot their own <donkey> before their first day was out.


    Flip.
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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Michael Grant on Sat Jan 8 02:55:25 2011

    You visited Plano?
    Ehhh....I don't think so unless Plano is the name of the girly-boys bar
    in the corner by Pedros resturant. I call him Pedro because I can't
    pronounce his real name.

    Sounds like Plano to me...

    So you've been to the girly-boys bar....interesting, wasn't it?

    That's Merryland, aka the poppy fields.
    Didn't know puppies grew in fields. I've seen rice fields though.

    Poppys, not puppies. Clean the <spack> out of your eyes.

    It's just a matter of dialect, see.....

    Hey, the motor pool has been wondering where that went...
    It's free for Guido to come and pick it up. Should I sned him the GPS
    coordinates?

    No; Guido will just use it as an excuse to fly to Israel, via Las Vegas. Sned the coordinates to the drunken Russian tank drivers. At least then, I know where to find it, since they will just drive it round and round in circles.

    Circles.....in the Red Square?

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  • From Philip Harris@1:250/501 to Michael Grant on Fri Jan 7 23:01:37 2011
    Hello Philip.

    29 Dec 10 17:23, you wrote to me:

    Browning. Korkuc, 52, appeared in Buffalo City Court, where he is
    charged with felony aggravated cruelty to an animal and several
    traffic charges. Due back in court next Wednesday, he was being
    held at a local jail.

    He deserves to go to jail. Imagine, marinating a cat without
    having shot it 9 times first!

    And I was gonna wake Russ up from his coma to tell him to fire up the BBQ.


    Carry on! I'll phone Alf.


    Flip.
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  • From Nicholas Sharp@1:250/501 to Philip Harris on Sat Jan 8 21:35:37 2011

    He deserves to go to jail. Imagine, marinating a cat without having shot it 9 times first!


    Flip.

    Its New York, they missed 8 times and only shot it once. This one was extra special, he missed all 9 times.


    Typical Yankees. There's good reason they don't have conceal/carry licenses there. Most would shoot their own <donkey> before their first day was out.

    Flip.

    Actually, back in the day they all did. Thats why DC is as "fun" as it it now.
    Vote for
    Dr. Douche
    1275th District
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