• say hello to everyone here

    From Björn Forsström@2:236/150.6 to Nick Simonov on Thu Apr 22 07:39:28 2010

    Madly glad to see you Björn!

    How can I appear in your mirror?

    In a month I'm quitting my shitty job, so there is going to be a
    nice week or two before I join the Red Army in June.
    Watch out for the Yellow River.
    I always do it very carefully, each time I go to the toilet.

    You have to learn to sit down then.

    I am writing from Germany, and i hope to meet here peoples from all
    over the world.
    Does the Soviet people count?
    Nope.
    Then Svenska, too.

    I don't think so.

    Hope that everyone is home yet and not somewhere on a flight departure
    or where... ;-)
    I have no money to be on a flight.
    Rubel is not a valid currence anyway.
    Why? Because you don't have any and are envious about that?

    I pass Moscow 2 times per year....at 30 000 feet and about 650 km/h so why would
    I need Rubel? Unless someone in a MIG says otherwise that's how it is going to be.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:236/150.6 to Nick Simonov on Thu Apr 22 07:48:24 2010

    a nice week or two before I join the Red Army in June.
    You're working with shit?
    Well.. More like raking it, yes.
    Do you mean asphalt?
    hm.. No. Why do you dream of asphalt? Do you lack it in your rural area?

    Good of you to find me on Google Earth...or do you have a private spy-sattelit? Yes, no asphalt here. Can you see my driveway? If I go out at 12.00 today I can wave at you.

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    I totally agree.
    I didn't doubt. Who would argue?

    Every Japaneese. They think it's a recip for suschi.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:236/150.6 to Nick Simonov on Thu Apr 22 07:59:29 2010

    International echo ... my <donkey>.... We're all a happy Family (tm).

    He is right -- we are all a family, a Swedish family.

    Not during hockey World Championship.
    Kill Ruskies. Kill Yanks. Kill Canucks.
    When the Danes leave the girls leauge we kill them too.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:236/150.6 to Bo Simonsen on Thu Apr 22 08:01:43 2010
    i wish you all a very nice week, where ever you are. NS>>
    In a month I'm quitting my shitty job, so there is going to be a nice BF>>NS>>week or two before I join the Red Army in June.
    You're working with shit?
    Hey, this is a Family (tm) echo.
    He means he's working at the Deli (tm) at Ljubljanka and now he's going to BF>>work as a butcher and provide meat fo that Deli (tm).

    What has it to do with sh*t?

    Do I really have to explain everything?

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:236/150.6 to Bo Simonsen on Thu Apr 22 08:12:33 2010
    Thank you, and welcome to this echo. Notice that this is the BF>>"Mindless
    Chatter Conference" so the discusion in here is usually not at all BS> BF>> serious...
    It is? That's news for me. I'm always serious. And btw. Who made you Da BF>>Head Cheese?

    Darth wader!

    Never heard of him. What node number does he have?

    Watching a newbie walk out in the quicksand has always been a pleasure but BF>>now you've killed him before the sand hit his knee.

    Sue me.

    Ok. Hi Sue.

    :-)
    What's that?

    3 characters which should be forbidden in this echo (consequtively appearing).

    Should be? They are!


    Hope that everyone is home yet and not somewhere on a flight departure BF>>or
    where...
    ;-)
    Home, sweet home.. :)
    Sure. Have you moved from Denmark?
    No, still lost here, can't find the way out...

    It really takes IQ to get lost in one of the smallest countries in the world. On what numer on Istedgade are you lost?

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:236/150.6 to Scott Brown on Thu Apr 22 08:22:48 2010
    Uii it is a international echo with peoples from great towns! I like BF>> RS>> with the name of your city ;-)

    I can't drink tea, I pretty much can only drink water. I am alergic t BF>> SB> most trees, leaves, grass.. my doctor pretty much said I should live BF>> SB> bubble. The only time in my life I had no problems with my alergies w BF>> SB> when I was on submarine duty. When we were out to sea that is. Most p BF>> SB> think I'm crazy for missing going out to sea on a boat that sinks on BF>> SB> purpose. lol...

    What's that got to do with the price of whiskey in Scotland? You have
    obviously missed the purpose of this Fine Echo (tm). You wait til Head BF>> Chezze comes back from his vacation in the permafrost in Canuckistan. He BF>> will kick your <donkey> all the way to the Deli (tm) in Bombay. Not eve BF>> Echo (tm) sounder in any anchovy can will help you find it. Either you BF>> stay off-topic or you will face the fear of being locked up in dungeon

    Now, if I were not being mindless, I would obey the rules, but this being mindless chatter, and I've been told I'm mindless, I guess I am not off topic, just a little off.. :)

    Fine. At last you're starting to make no sence. Keep up the good work.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:236/150.6 to Bo Simonsen on Thu Apr 22 08:25:29 2010

    Thank you, and a very nice week to you also and welcome to the BF>>echo.
    Uii it is a international echo with peoples from great towns! I BF>>like the
    tea with the name of your city ;-)
    International echo ... my <donkey>.... We're all a happy Family (tm).
    Consisting of Darth Wader clones?

    What ever gave you that idéa?
    You must have a mirror made in Russia.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:236/150.6 to Nick Simonov on Thu Apr 22 08:27:36 2010

    Home, sweet home.. :)
    by the way, my home isn't so sweet yet..

    Use some fudge for the things you contact with, might help.

    It's spelled Haggis.

    my bed crashes last night on one side ;-/

    For this e.g.

    That was the work of termites.

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  • From Nick Simonov@2:5020/8080.1 to Björn Forsström on Thu Apr 22 13:20:28 2010
    Madly glad to see you Björn!


    22 Apr 10 at 07:39 you wrote to me:
    Madly glad to see you Björn!
    How can I appear in your mirror?

    I don't know, but it happens constantly.

    Sincerely yours, Nick.

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  • From Bo Simonsen@2:236/100 to Nick Simonov on Thu Apr 22 08:15:19 2010
    Madly glad to see you Bo!

    You're working with shit?
    Well.. More like raking it, yes.
    Are you working with Microsoft products? =)

    God bless, no.

    Oh I know you want to...

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    Do you hear what this patch makes? It makes FGHI URLs available in
    GoldED+. Damnit, do you know what FGHI is?

    No?

    I've not used golded for many years.. In fact I started using it back in
    98 or so..

    Bo

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  • From Bo Simonsen@2:236/100 to Nick Simonov on Thu Apr 22 08:16:28 2010
    Madly glad to see you Richard!


    Let`s recall: 21 Apr 10 at 17:49 Björn wrote to you:
    International echo ... my <donkey>.... We're all a happy Family
    (tm).

    He is right -- we are all a family, a Swedish family.

    You're calling me Swedish?

    You're pretty close btw, the people in Juttland is calling people from Copenhagen "swedes".

    Bo

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  • From Richard Stratmann@2:240/2188.671 to Björn Forsström on Thu Apr 22 11:35:34 2010
    Hallo Björn!

    21 Apr 10 14:33, Björn Forsström wrote to Richard Stratmann:


    In a month I'm quitting my shitty job, so there is going to be a
    nice week or two before I join the Red Army in June.

    Why you do the same than i did? The only difference is, i ve quit my
    job a few months before you ;-) and two or three days after that my
    "ex"-boss 've had a bad accident with his car and all co workers of
    the company. If i don't lost the job maybe i sit in this car too....

    Was it the twins Guido and Nunzio he chrashed with? They drive a tank.

    Hmm...much bader i still call him Mr Rabbit, cause he drives always too fast. And he has the right cars for this.

    Oups, the red army... hope that you do not must fight in the
    warzone...

    The only fighting we do here is in the mud. The best is to watch a girlfight.

    That are than dirty girls ;-)

    I am writing from Germany, and i hope to meet here peoples from all
    over the world.

    Does the Soviet people count?

    aah..very nice! Yes.. welcome to the ruhr area ;-) And you re living
    in moscow? Nice place. Is your home in the centre of the town or maybe
    around there?!

    Nice? How would you know? Have you been there?
    He lives near the Red Square. Ever heard of Ljubljanka? It's like Spandau and then I don't mean the Ballet.

    Ahh near the red square.. now i have a direct line to the kreml?! No i never was there, it is too dangerous for me there. One of my girl friends came from Latvia, but that is long time ago. But that what she told about the ussr is horror. In the winter very, very cold... uuhh minus 40 degrees, thats too much for me!!

    Hope that everyone is home yet and not somewhere on a flight
    departure or where... ;-)

    I have no money to be on a flight.

    Here you can get the cheapest trip for under 100 Euro.

    Call an ambulance and you get it for free. For a longer trip, go to you nearest airport with a turban around you head and say: Al Queda. Where you end up you will get a Cuba Libre for free too.

    The second idea isn 't so good i have no kalaschnikow. If i call the ambulance maybe i get only a flight in a helicopter, so, your ideas must be better!

    But don't worry.. my freezer is empty, my girl friend quits, last
    night my bed crashes on one side, and my money bag is really empty,
    you see i've got problems too....

    Ask Mrs. Merkel to fix it for you or was it she that left you? Then you have problems. I know a place in Scotland where you can hide. Stubby have a nice dungeon with hot and cold water out on the Orkney Island. No seaview though.

    Without seaview? No than it is nothing for me. Mrs Merkel didn't pick up the phone! So i think, i have a problem ;-/

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  • From Richard Stratmann@2:240/2188.671 to Björn Forsström on Thu Apr 22 11:58:08 2010
    Hallo Björn!

    21 Apr 10 17:16, Björn Forsström schrieb an Richard Stratmann:


    Keep this up and the only one you will meet is Stubby McPearson with
    his Claymore Broadsword and he does not care that you're from
    Germany. If you're not familiar with Extra Knackig Bratwurst you
    better look it up.

    You mean Curry Wurst?

    I don't know him. What's he got to do with it anyway and why do you ask?

    Him?! I thought you meantened, that Claymore has made with his broadsword Hack meat from the extra knackigen Bratwurst. And than we call it Curry Wurst.

    Yes we have the best. And you can order it by mail.

    The best.... THE BEST? Order it by mail? Oh... sorry....I thought you said brest.

    Yes...you can order here Wurst by mail. You see, i am familiar with Bratwurst ;-))

    ...brest ... haha

    Hope that everyone is home yet and not somewhere on a flight
    departure or where... ;-)

    Or where?
    Only my SPAC (Strategic Pidgeon Air Comman) is allowed to fly so...
    and they don't even need an invitation.

    You have a own? Cool. When you can come visit me?

    Of course I have. Da Head Chezze have a spac canon so why can't I have an own SPAC?
    Visiting you.....? With my SPAC...? Nah...I wouldn't recognize you after a SPAC attack.

    uuuhh... i need a beer now ;-)

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    bye bye,
    .-.
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    |`-ichard

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  • From Richard Stratmann@2:240/2188.671 to Björn Forsström on Thu Apr 22 12:07:02 2010
    Hallo Björn!

    21 Apr 10 17:34, Björn Forsström schrieb an Richard Stratmann:


    Thank you, and welcome to this echo. Notice that this is the
    "Mindless Chatter Conference" so the discusion in here is usually not
    at all serious...

    Really? Than i am right.

    No, you are wrong....or left....

    Why you believe??

    Home, sweet home.. :)

    by the way, my home isn't so sweet yet..my bed crashes last night on
    one side ;-/

    Why mention that here? I think you should keep your private parts to yourself.

    while you say sweet home sweet. It has made auuuua.

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    see ya,
    .-.
    |-'
    |`-ichard

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  • From Richard Stratmann@2:240/2188.671 to Björn Forsström on Thu Apr 22 12:11:44 2010
    Hallo Björn!

    21 Apr 10 17:49, Björn Forsström schrieb an Richard Stratmann:


    Thank you, and a very nice week to you also and welcome to the echo.

    Uii it is a international echo with peoples from great towns! I like
    the tea with the name of your city ;-)

    Qui...not Uii...
    International echo ... my <donkey>.... We're all a happy Family (tm).
    Then I didn't know he lived in Bejing .... or Lemon... Then he must be Earl Grey but here we toss all titles. Just call him Bob.

    Dr med. Doc Bob??? Qui sounds like i am a pig. You have a donkey? In a happy family (tm) i have a bird, and a cat ;-))

    Really nice echo here.......

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    bye bye,
    .-.
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    |`-ichard

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  • From Richard Stratmann@2:240/2188.671 to Scott Brown on Thu Apr 22 12:16:26 2010
    Hallo Scott!

    21 Apr 10 09:43, Scott Brown schrieb an Richard Stratmann:

    Hi Richard,

    Uii it is a international echo with peoples from great towns! I like
    the t with the name of your city ;-)

    I can't drink tea, I pretty much can only drink water. I am alergic to most
    trees, leaves, grass.. my doctor pretty much said I should live in a bubble. The only time in my life I had no problems with my alergies was when I was on submarine duty. When we were out to sea that is. Most people think I'm crazy for missing going out to sea on a boat that sinks on purpose. lol...

    What is with beer?? You was in a submarine? Not now yet?! And living there helps by alergics?! I think medicine is so good, that a good doctor can keep it
    away?!

    Why i should think it s crazy living on a boat that sinks ;-) i believe that could be a nice trip in such deep water ;-)

    Scott....

    ... In life.....pain is mandatory....misery is optional

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    have a nice day
    .-.
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    |`-ichard

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  • From Richard Stratmann@2:240/2188.671 to Nick Simonov on Thu Apr 22 12:25:52 2010
    Hallo Nick!

    21 Apr 10 23:12, Nick Simonov schrieb an Richard Stratmann:

    Madly glad to see you Richard!


    21 Apr 10 at 11:37 you wrote to me:

    In a month I'm quitting my shitty job, so there is going to be a
    nice week or two before I join the Red Army in June.
    Why you do the same than i did? The only difference is, i ve quit my
    job a few months before you ;-) and two or three days after that my
    "ex"-boss 've had a bad accident with his car and all co workers of
    the company. If i don't lost the job maybe i sit in this car too....

    The trouble is that you don't indeed know what you missed.

    I only miss the fast cars he had ;-)

    Oups, the red army... hope that you do not must fight in the
    warzone...

    Are you envious, too?

    No i am too old for it.

    And you re living in moscow?

    Is this what you really wanna ask or is there something behind it?

    Yes i wanna have a direct line to the red square or to the kreml ;-)

    Nice place. Is your home in the centre of the town or maybe
    around there?!

    There are pretty places in each part of Moscow. Especially at night, when less things cover up the true Soviet underlying reality.

    I think underlying reality is nothing for a tourist like me. And to be alone at
    night there isn 't it dangerous?!

    Hope that everyone is home yet and not somewhere on a flight
    departure
    or where... ;-)
    I have no money to be on a flight.
    Here you can get the cheapest trip for under 100 Euro.

    I don't have this much. Well... I don't have this much for this exact matter if you got what I meant.

    Ask your family here if they spends a litle bit ;-)

    Sincerely yours,
    Nick.

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    .. you re sure????

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    bye bye,
    .-.
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    |`-ichard

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  • From Richard Stratmann@2:240/2188.671 to Nick Simonov on Thu Apr 22 12:33:34 2010
    Hallo Nick!

    21 Apr 10 23:24, Nick Simonov schrieb an Richard Stratmann:

    Madly glad to see you Richard!


    21 Apr 10 at 13:00 you wrote to Bo:

    Home, sweet home.. :)
    by the way, my home isn't so sweet yet..

    Use some fudge for the things you contact with, might help.

    Have tried it... was a problem.

    my bed crashes last night on one side ;-/

    For this e.g.

    Now i took books that has helped.

    Sincerely yours,
    Nick.

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    regards,
    .-.
    |-'
    |`-ichard

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  • From Richard Stratmann@2:240/2188.671 to Nick Simonov on Thu Apr 22 12:36:28 2010
    Hallo Nick!

    21 Apr 10 23:28, Nick Simonov schrieb an Richard Stratmann:

    Madly glad to see you Richard!


    Let`s recall: 21 Apr 10 at 17:49 Björn wrote to you:

    International echo ... my <donkey>.... We're all a happy Family (tm).

    He is right -- we are all a family, a Swedish family.

    Yes i know, we 're living in a box - a closed box!

    Sincerely yours,
    Nick.

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    see ya,
    .-.
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    |`-ichard

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  • From Nick Simonov@2:5020/8080.1 to Richard Stratmann on Thu Apr 22 15:23:58 2010
    Madly glad to see you Richard!


    22 Apr 10 at 11:35 you wrote to Björn:
    told about the ussr is horror. In the winter very, very cold... uuhh
    minus 40 degrees, thats too much for me!!

    Too much? How less would you prefer? Minus 70 or so?

    Sincerely yours, Nick.

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  • From Nick Simonov@2:5020/8080.1 to Richard Stratmann on Thu Apr 22 15:26:54 2010
    Madly glad to see you Richard!


    22 Apr 10 at 12:11 you wrote to Björn:
    Really nice echo here.......

    Call somebody from outside so that we can have more fun.

    Sincerely yours, Nick.

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  • From Nick Simonov@2:5020/8080.1 to Richard Stratmann on Thu Apr 22 15:27:38 2010
    Madly glad to see you Richard!


    22 Apr 10 at 12:25 you wrote to me:
    The trouble is that you don't indeed know what you missed.
    I only miss the fast cars he had ;-)

    Hm.. Looks like you're missing the point now.

    And you re living in moscow?
    Is this what you really wanna ask or is there something behind
    it?
    Yes i wanna have a direct line to the red square or to the kreml ;-)

    What for? It is only means, again, not the aim.

    There are pretty places in each part of Moscow. Especially at
    night, when less things cover up the true Soviet underlying
    reality.
    I think underlying reality is nothing for a tourist like me.

    You will need a guide.

    And to be alone at night there isn 't it dangerous?!

    At my age I never feel so.

    Sincerely yours, Nick.

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  • From Richard Stratmann@2:240/2188.671 to Bo Simonsen on Thu Apr 22 13:57:10 2010
    Hallo Bo!

    21 Apr 10 21:20, Bo Simonsen schrieb an Richard Stratmann:


    Thank you, and welcome to this echo. Notice that this is the
    "Mindless Chatter Conference" so the discusion in here is usually
    not
    at all serious...

    Really? Than i am right.

    "You joined the dark side.."

    ..of the moon?

    Home, sweet home.. :)

    by the way, my home isn't so sweet yet..my bed crashes last night on one
    side ;-/

    I probably more healthy to sleep in that position ...

    I ve fixed the problem with a few books.

    Bo

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    regards,
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    |`-ichard

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  • From Bo Simonsen@2:236/100 to Björn Forsström on Thu Apr 22 10:27:14 2010
    You're working with shit?
    Hey, this is a Family (tm) echo.
    He means he's working at the Deli (tm) at Ljubljanka and now he's BF>going to
    work as a butcher and provide meat fo that Deli (tm).
    What has it to do with sh*t?
    Do I really have to explain everything?

    Yes, I am stupid.

    Bo

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  • From Bo Simonsen@2:236/100 to Björn Forsström on Thu Apr 22 10:27:53 2010
    It is? That's news for me. I'm always serious. And btw. Who made you BF>Da
    Head Cheese?

    Darth wader!

    Never heard of him. What node number does he have?

    Evil @ 2:236/100

    Sue me.

    Ok. Hi Sue.

    Pleased to meet you.

    Home, sweet home.. :)
    Sure. Have you moved from Denmark?
    No, still lost here, can't find the way out...

    It really takes IQ to get lost in one of the smallest countries in the BF>world.

    Yes my IQ is negative.

    On what numer on Istedgade are you lost?

    Hmm.. Don't know? I am lost for crying out loud..

    Bo

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  • From Bo Simonsen@2:236/100 to Björn Forsström on Thu Apr 22 10:30:00 2010
    International echo ... my <donkey>.... We're all a happy Family
    (tm).
    Consisting of Darth Wader clones?

    What ever gave you that idéa?
    You must have a mirror made in Russia.

    Clones of me are everywhere!

    Bo

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  • From Richard Stratmann@2:240/2188.671 to Nick Simonov on Thu Apr 22 17:22:10 2010
    Hallo Nick!

    22 Apr 10 15:23, Nick Simonov wrote to Richard Stratmann:

    Madly glad to see you Richard!


    22 Apr 10 at 11:35 you wrote to Björn:

    told about the ussr is horror. In the winter very, very cold... uuhh
    minus 40 degrees, thats too much for me!!

    Too much? How less would you prefer? Minus 70 or so?

    By that temperature i am dead.

    Sincerely yours,
    Nick.

    ... æδ¡«¬ »«ñαáßΓáÑΓ - »«αá ¡á ó«⌐¡π. Ç Ñß½¿ ¡Ñ σ«τÑΦ∞ - Γ«úñá ß∩ñÑΦ∞ ó Γεα∞¼π.
    --- NoSFeRaTU's GoldED+/LNX 1.1.5-20081217 on Gentoo
    * Origin: Tea Time BBS, Moscow, The Soviet Union (2:5020/8080.1)


    see ya,
    .-.
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    |`-ichard

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  • From Richard Stratmann@2:240/2188.671 to Nick Simonov on Thu Apr 22 17:20:08 2010
    Hallo Nick!

    22 Apr 10 15:26, Nick Simonov wrote to Richard Stratmann:

    Madly glad to see you Richard!


    22 Apr 10 at 12:11 you wrote to Björn:

    Really nice echo here.......

    Call somebody from outside so that we can have more fun.

    I don't know so much peoples, who have fido. The most here surfin in the internet.

    Sincerely yours,
    Nick.

    ... Å«ñáન íπñπΓ ªñáΓ∞, á ¿¼Ñ¡¿¡δ íπñπΓ »α«ñ«½ªáΓ∞ß∩.
    --- NoSFeRaTU's GoldED+/LNX 1.1.5-20081217 on Gentoo
    * Origin: Tea Time BBS, Moscow, The Soviet Union (2:5020/8080.1)


    best wishes,
    .-.
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    |`-ichard

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  • From Richard Stratmann@2:240/2188.671 to Nick Simonov on Thu Apr 22 18:37:00 2010
    Hallo Nick!

    22 Apr 10 15:27, Nick Simonov wrote to Richard Stratmann:

    Madly glad to see you Richard!


    22 Apr 10 at 12:25 you wrote to me:

    The trouble is that you don't indeed know what you missed.
    I only miss the fast cars he had ;-)

    Hm.. Looks like you're missing the point now.

    which point?!

    And you re living in moscow?
    Is this what you really wanna ask or is there something behind
    it?
    Yes i wanna have a direct line to the red square or to the kreml ;-)

    What for? It is only means, again, not the aim.

    For what?! You will install a webcam and we can see than what is going on the red square -LOL-

    There are pretty places in each part of Moscow. Especially at
    night, when less things cover up the true Soviet underlying
    reality.
    I think underlying reality is nothing for a tourist like me.

    You will need a guide.

    Only when i visit moscow. Can you be this guide?

    And to be alone at night there isn 't it dangerous?!

    At my age I never feel so.

    How old are u?!

    Sincerely yours,
    Nick.

    ... çñÑß∞ Γᬠ½Ñú¬« º¿¼«⌐ π¬αáßΓ∞ ¡Ñ¼¡«ú« ß¡Ñúá.
    --- NoSFeRaTU's GoldED+/LNX 1.1.5-20081217 on Gentoo
    * Origin: Tea Time BBS, Moscow, The Soviet Union (2:5020/8080.1)


    .-.
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    |`-ichard

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:236/150.6 to Richard Stratmann on Thu Apr 22 14:32:17 2010

    He is right -- we are all a family, a Swedish family.

    Yes i know, we 're living in a box - a closed box!

    The Wall in Berlin disappeared in 1989.
    If you still feel you live in a box it Depends (tm) on your glasses.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:236/150.6 to Richard Stratmann on Thu Apr 22 16:30:20 2010

    Use some fudge for the things you contact with, might help.

    Have tried it... was a problem.

    No wonder she left if you use fudge.

    my bed crashes last night on one side ;-/

    For this e.g.

    Now i took books that has helped.

    How can books help you? What kind of tools do they have?

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:236/150.6 to Richard Stratmann on Thu Apr 22 17:33:56 2010

    Qui...not Uii...
    International echo ... my <donkey>.... We're all a happy Family (tm).
    Then I didn't know he lived in Bejing .... or Lemon... Then he must be
    Earl Grey but here we toss all titles. Just call him Bob.

    Dr med. Doc Bob???

    From where did you get the Dr. thing? Dr. No?

    Qui sounds like i am a pig.

    I don't see any problems with that.

    You have a donkey? In a
    happy family (tm) i have a bird, and a cat ;-))

    In case you didn't know you have a <donkey> as well.

    Really nice echo here.......

    How would you know? You've only been here a couple of days. I was here
    when it was so crowded so it was almost impossile to open the door.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:236/150.6 to Richard Stratmann on Thu Apr 22 17:55:04 2010

    Really? Than i am right.

    No, you are wrong....or left....

    Why you believe??

    Why?
    I don't.

    Home, sweet home.. :)

    by the way, my home isn't so sweet yet..my bed crashes last night on one
    side ;-/

    Why mention that here? I think you should keep your private parts to
    yourself.

    while you say sweet home sweet. It has made auuuua.

    I don't find auuuua in any dictionary I have so I really don't know what you're talking about.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:236/150.6 to Richard Stratmann on Thu Apr 22 18:30:53 2010

    Keep this up and the only one you will meet is Stubby McPearson with
    his Claymore Broadsword and he does not care that you're from Germany.
    If you're not familiar with Extra Knackig Bratwurst you better look it
    up.

    You mean Curry Wurst?

    I don't know him. What's he got to do with it anyway and why do you ask?

    Him?! I thought you meantened, that Claymore has made with his broadsword Hack meat from the extra knackigen Bratwurst. And than we call it Curry Wurst.

    You can call him whatever you want but don't let him near the Claymore Broadsword. If you do, YOU might end up like Bratwurst....with Knödel.

    Yes we have the best. And you can order it by mail.

    The best.... THE BEST? Order it by mail? Oh... sorry....I thought you
    said brest.

    Yes...you can order here Wurst by mail. You see, i am familiar with Bratwurst ;-))

    You have Bratwurst in your Family(tm)?
    Your brother is Curry Wurst?

    ...brest ... haha

    That's nothing to laugh about. Just look at Pamela Anderson. Would you laugh
    at her?

    Hope that everyone is home yet and not somewhere on a flight departure
    or where... ;-)

    Or where?
    Only my SPAC (Strategic Pidgeon Air Comman) is allowed to fly so... and
    they don't even need an invitation.

    You have a own? Cool. When you can come visit me?

    Of course I have. Da Head Chezze have a spac canon so why can't I have an
    own SPAC?
    Visiting you.....? With my SPAC...? Nah...I wouldn't recognize you after
    a SPAC attack.

    uuuhh... i need a beer now ;-)

    What you need after a SPAC attack isn't a beer. Trust me on this.
    What you would need is a bath.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:236/150.6 to Richard Stratmann on Thu Apr 22 19:03:54 2010

    Was it the twins Guido and Nunzio he chrashed with? They drive a tank.

    Hmm...much bader i still call him Mr Rabbit, cause he drives always too fast. And he has the right cars for this.

    If you think that a Trabant is the right car to drive fast in you're in a lot of trouble.
    Or is it so that Germany finally have arrived at the second millenium and
    have DKW?

    Oups, the red army... hope that you do not must fight in the warzone...

    The only fighting we do here is in the mud. The best is to watch a
    girlfight.

    That are than dirty girls ;-)

    Nooo.....only a bit muddy. Dirty girls you find at Reeperbahn and then I don't mean the Swedish popgroup.

    I am writing from Germany, and i hope to meet here peoples from all
    over the world.

    Does the Soviet people count?

    aah..very nice! Yes.. welcome to the ruhr area ;-) And you re living in
    moscow? Nice place. Is your home in the centre of the town or maybe
    around there?!

    Nice? How would you know? Have you been there?
    He lives near the Red Square. Ever heard of Ljubljanka? It's like Spandau
    and then I don't mean the Ballet.

    Ahh near the red square.. now i have a direct line to the kreml?! No i never was there, it is too dangerous for me there. One of my girl friends came from Latvia, but that is long time ago. But that what she told about the ussr is horror. In the winter very, very cold... uuhh minus 40 degrees, thats too much for me!!

    I didn't complain when It was -35 C here this winter. But why should I? It's expensive to make phonecalls from Thailand.

    Hope that everyone is home yet and not somewhere on a flight departure
    or where... ;-)

    I have no money to be on a flight.

    Here you can get the cheapest trip for under 100 Euro.

    Call an ambulance and you get it for free. For a longer trip, go to you
    nearest airport with a turban around you head and say: Al Queda. Where
    you end up you will get a Cuba Libre for free too.

    The second idea isn 't so good i have no kalaschnikow.

    Easy to fix now when you have a friend in Russia.

    If i call the
    ambulance maybe i get only a flight in a helicopter, so, your ideas must be better!

    Do you want me to chew your food before you eat it too?

    But don't worry.. my freezer is empty, my girl friend quits, last
    night my bed crashes on one side, and my money bag is really empty, you
    see i've got problems too....

    Ask Mrs. Merkel to fix it for you or was it she that left you? Then you
    have problems. I know a place in Scotland where you can hide. Stubby have
    a nice dungeon with hot and cold water out on the Orkney Island. No
    seaview though.

    Without seaview? No than it is nothing for me. Mrs Merkel didn't pick up the phone! So i think, i have a problem ;-/

    Of course she didn't. Next time, don't say you are from FDP.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:236/150.6 to Nick Simonov on Thu Apr 22 19:05:34 2010

    Madly glad to see you Björn!
    How can I appear in your mirror?

    I don't know, but it happens constantly.

    How about taking a white week?

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:236/150.6 to Bo Simonsen on Thu Apr 22 19:08:52 2010

    He is right -- we are all a family, a Swedish family.

    You're calling me Swedish?

    So, so little baby brother. Don't cry now.

    You're pretty close btw, the people in Juttland is calling people from Copenhagen "swedes".

    I knew it.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:236/150.6 to Nick Simonov on Thu Apr 22 19:12:24 2010

    Do you hear what this patch makes? It makes FGHI URLs available in GoldED+. Damnit, do you know what FGHI is?

    Freeking Gentoo Hangs Itself.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:236/150.6 to Bo Simonsen on Thu Apr 22 19:23:57 2010
    You're working with shit?
    Hey, this is a Family (tm) echo.
    He means he's working at the Deli (tm) at Ljubljanka and now he's going BF>>to
    work as a butcher and provide meat fo that Deli (tm).
    What has it to do with sh*t?
    Do I really have to explain everything?

    Yes, I am stupid.

    Well, it includes a bicycle pump, a ball bearing, an inflatable rubberduck and a latex glove. You do tha math.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:236/150.6 to Richard Stratmann on Thu Apr 22 19:36:18 2010

    Home, sweet home.. :)

    by the way, my home isn't so sweet yet..my bed crashes last night on one
    side ;-/

    I probably more healthy to sleep in that position ...

    I ve fixed the problem with a few books.

    I agree, a good book kan fix a sleeping problem and don't forget to return them to the library afterwards.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:236/150.6 to Bo Simonsen on Thu Apr 22 21:15:06 2010
    It is? That's news for me. I'm always serious. And btw. Who made you Da BF>>BF>>Head Cheese?

    Darth wader!

    Never heard of him. What node number does he have?

    Evil @ 2:236/100

    That's not a valid address. To many spaces.

    Sue me.

    Ok. Hi Sue.

    Pleased to meet you.

    Like toothache at night.

    Home, sweet home.. :)
    Sure. Have you moved from Denmark?
    No, still lost here, can't find the way out...
    It really takes IQ to get lost in one of the smallest countries in the BF>>world.

    Yes my IQ is negative.

    I've heard of Black Holes but not negative IQ. Does it have anything to do with Great Danes? Or Danish pastry?

    On what numer on Istedgade are you lost?

    Hmm.. Don't know? I am lost for crying out loud..

    If you keep that crying up, some day, some one will find you.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:236/150.6 to Bo Simonsen on Thu Apr 22 21:23:12 2010
    International echo ... my <donkey>.... We're all a happy Family (tm). BF>>BS> Consisting of Darth Wader clones?

    What ever gave you that idéa?
    You must have a mirror made in Russia.

    Clones of me are everywhere!

    Next time I give my cat a kick in his <donkey> I hope you will feel it.

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  • From Bo Simonsen@2:236/100 to Richard Stratmann on Thu Apr 22 20:36:10 2010
    Thank you, and welcome to this echo. Notice that this is the
    "Mindless Chatter Conference" so the discusion in here is
    usually
    not
    at all serious...

    Really? Than i am right.

    "You joined the dark side.."

    ..of the moon?

    Yes, a nice place where you don't need a refrigurator.

    Home, sweet home.. :)

    by the way, my home isn't so sweet yet..my bed crashes last night
    on one
    side ;-/

    I probably more healthy to sleep in that position ...

    I ve fixed the problem with a few books.

    The quick-and-not-so-dirty [tM] solution.

    Bo

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  • From Bo Simonsen@2:236/100 to Richard Stratmann on Thu Apr 22 20:39:08 2010
    He is right -- we are all a family, a Swedish family.

    Yes i know, we 're living in a box - a closed box!

    No!!! We live in the matrix!

    Bo

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  • From Scott Brown@1:261/220 to Richard Stratmann on Thu Apr 22 14:50:14 2010
    What is with beer?? You was in a submarine? Not now yet?! And living there helps by alergics?! I think medicine is so good, that a good doctor can ke it away?!

    Beer? I wish we had beer on the submarine, but no, the US Navy will not allow. Have to visit a ship from Canada to get beer. Or when in port.. or sneak and make bilge wine. :)

    Why i should think it s crazy living on a boat that sinks ;-) i believe th could be a nice trip in such deep water ;-)

    Don't know.. I did not think it was crazy. It's fun until water gets in the people tank! That's bad.. unless your taking a shower..

    Scott....

    ... If it moves shoot it, when its dead paint it green.

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  • From Philip Harris@1:250/501 to Björn Forsström on Thu Dec 2 02:37:17 2010
    Ohh damned....no one have told me, by which bank i can change my
    jorups into fidobucks....but i will call the german bank in a few minutes and ask them, where i can get it.

    So by now you ought to be at the vegetable farm.
    There is a small island in Thailand named Koh Tao where they can fix that but don't say that to the personal. They might actually believe you.


    Bjorn! You old mischief-maker. You are a bad, bad man. 3 cheers for Bjorn! And a round of Drivel on me!


    Flip.
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  • From Richard Stratmann@2:240/2188.671 to Philip Harris on Thu Dec 2 11:41:12 2010
    Hallo Philip!

    02 Dez 10 02:37, Philip Harris wrote to Björn Forsström:


    Ohh damned....no one have told me, by which bank i can change my
    jorups into fidobucks....but i will call the german bank in a few
    minutes and ask them, where i can get it.

    So by now you ought to be at the vegetable farm.
    There is a small island in Thailand named Koh Tao where they can fix
    that but don't say that to the personal. They might actually believe
    you.


    Bjorn! You old mischief-maker. You are a bad, bad man. 3 cheers for Bjorn! And a round of Drivel on me!

    Drivel.... hmmh? ...Drivel?

    Where can i get these new sort of beer? Or isn't it new?

    Flip.
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    bye,
    .-.
    |-'
    |`-ichard

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Philip Harris on Fri Dec 3 01:46:49 2010
    Ohh damned....no one have told me, by which bank i can change my
    jorups into fidobucks....but i will call the german bank in a few
    minutes and ask them, where i can get it.

    So by now you ought to be at the vegetable farm.
    There is a small island in Thailand named Koh Tao where they can fix that
    but don't say that to the personal. They might actually believe you.


    Bjorn! You old mischief-maker. You are a bad, bad man. 3 cheers for Bjorn! And a round of Drivel on me!

    I'm still in that area, only a longtail boat away so you better watch out too and what
    pre historic museum did you go to to find this message?
    You can pay for that round of Drivel in TBH, that will save you money compared to
    Fidobucks.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Richard Stratmann on Fri Dec 3 01:51:03 2010

    Bjorn! You old mischief-maker. You are a bad, bad man. 3 cheers for
    Bjorn! And a round of Drivel on me!

    Drivel.... hmmh? ...Drivel?

    Where can i get these new sort of beer? Or isn't it new?

    No it isn't but you must be. And who said anything about beer?
    Ask Stubby.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Philip Harris on Thu Dec 9 02:03:49 2010

    Uhm....uhm....say, did I ever tell ya 'bout the time Joe Boburka lost
    his left handed, chrome-plated, recto-cranial inversion wrench?

    Noooo....and something tells me that I can't stop you from telling it
    either. Does it have something to do with last years anvil-fire?


    Doubtful. Joe has been unaccounted for, well, longer than I have. There is no accounting for MC&D participants. There is also no accounting for Dancing with the Stars...but thats an entirely different story.

    As they say in China: Better a cup of tea in the forest than an ocean in the hose
    then.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Philip Harris on Thu Dec 9 02:39:23 2010
    Oh its hardly new. Lou Dripkin first turned tap on it in the mid-80's.
    Twas the reason we had an early invasion by the 9 breasted wimmin from
    Neptune. Man was that a mess to get rid of them.

    You're wrong (as usual). It was Stubby. When he mixed it up the Real Stuff
    with Canadian bourbon. Then he carbonated it and sold it under the name
    Budweiser. After one can of the stuff he *thought* he was on Neptune and
    did some miscalculation. He held up both of his hands against the sun and
    counted backwards from 20 and got 9. But you can hardly blaim him for that.
    And it was no mess at all to get rid of 'em. It involved a pint of Kerosine
    (tm), a rag and an Aardwark (tm). It only took a few minutes.

    Right, and you were there to participate in the debate about whether Real Men <tm> eat quiche.

    That debate never took place. It's an malignant roumor spread by the feminists. We were actually discussing if a coconut contains coconut-oil or whiskey. Where I am you actually get dizzy drinking it. But the monkeys that collects them from
    the trees manage to stay sober. Don't ask me why though.

    I think you know where Stubby hid his home brewed Drivel and have been partaking of it...liberally. Ok, tell me where you are hiding it. This stuff is ...uhm...apparantly...err...much too potent for you to have access to. Yeah, thats it. Access....I mean no access....for you, that is.

    How dare you deny me access to it? If you follow it through I will set the SPAC (tm) (Strategic Pidgeon Air Command) in Red Allert and their laser pointer is aimed at your <donkey>.

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  • From Philip Harris@1:250/501 to Björn Forsström on Thu Dec 9 18:09:08 2010
    Right, and you were there to participate in the debate about whether Real Men <tm> eat quiche.

    That debate never took place. It's an malignant roumor spread by the feminists. We were actually discussing if a coconut contains coconut-oil or whiskey. Where I am you actually get dizzy drinking it. But the monkeys
    that collects them from
    the trees manage to stay sober. Don't ask me why though.

    Oh it certainly took place. Unfortunately it was before your time. I recall when you first barged in here, Bjorn. You have picked up "The Art" well since that day. Too bad you were not in MC&D in 1986 when the quiche controversy threatened to boil over into a serious FidoNet issue. I think you would have had alot to add....mainly in favor of the French.



    I think you know where Stubby hid his home brewed Drivel and have been partaking of it...liberally. Ok, tell me where you are hiding it. This stuff is ...uhm...apparantly...err...much too potent for you to have access to. Yeah, thats it. Access....I mean no access....for you, that is.

    How dare you deny me access to it? If you follow it through I will set the SPAC (tm) (Strategic Pidgeon Air Command) in Red Allert and their laser pointer is aimed at your <donkey>.


    How did control of SPAC pass from Russ Edwards to you? For that matter, when did the Danes know anything about air command? I think you are bluffing.
    (Drink another round.)


    Flip.
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  • From Michael Grant@1:250/306 to Philip Harris on Thu Dec 23 21:24:09 2010
    Hello Philip.

    09 Dec 10 18:09, you wrote to Björn Forsström:

    How dare you deny me access to it? If you follow it through I will
    set the SPAC (tm) (Strategic Pidgeon Air Command) in Red Allert and
    their laser pointer is aimed at your <donkey>.


    How did control of SPAC pass from Russ Edwards to you?

    Well, it all started during one of Russ' long catatonic stretches...

    That, plus the fact that no one else wanted to do it.


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  • From Richard Stratmann@2:240/2188.671 to Björn Forsström on Fri Apr 23 17:54:00 2010
    Hallo Björn!

    22 Apr 10 14:32, Björn Forsström wrote to Richard Stratmann:


    He is right -- we are all a family, a Swedish family.

    Yes i know, we 're living in a box - a closed box!

    The Wall in Berlin disappeared in 1989.
    If you still feel you live in a box it Depends (tm) on your glasses.

    I don't have glasses.

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    bye bye,
    .-.
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    |`-ichard

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  • From Richard Stratmann@2:240/2188.671 to Björn Forsström on Fri Apr 23 17:56:48 2010
    Hallo Björn!

    22 Apr 10 16:30, Björn Forsström wrote to Richard Stratmann:


    Use some fudge for the things you contact with, might help.

    Have tried it... was a problem.

    No wonder she left if you use fudge.

    She? I do not have a girl friend ;-)

    my bed crashes last night on one side ;-/

    For this e.g.

    Now i took books that has helped.

    How can books help you? What kind of tools do they have?

    They stabilized the bed ;-)

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    bye bye,
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  • From Richard Stratmann@2:240/2188.671 to Björn Forsström on Fri Apr 23 17:59:30 2010
    Hallo Björn!

    22 Apr 10 17:33, Björn Forsström wrote to Richard Stratmann:


    Qui...not Uii...
    International echo ... my <donkey>.... We're all a happy Family (tm).
    Then I didn't know he lived in Bejing .... or Lemon... Then he must
    be Earl Grey but here we toss all titles. Just call him Bob.

    Dr med. Doc Bob???

    From where did you get the Dr. thing? Dr. No?

    It is a title. Or ist the name of your tosser "Bob"?

    Qui sounds like i am a pig.

    I don't see any problems with that.

    But i did.

    You have a donkey? In a
    happy family (tm) i have a bird, and a cat ;-))

    In case you didn't know you have a <donkey> as well.

    may be... i am not sure.

    Really nice echo here.......

    How would you know? You've only been here a couple of days. I was here when it was so crowded so it was almost impossile to open the door.

    You open your door? Did all the points come to you, or why?

    ---
    * Origin: . (2:236/150.6)

    best wishes,
    .-.
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  • From Richard Stratmann@2:240/2188.671 to Björn Forsström on Fri Apr 23 18:04:56 2010
    Hallo Björn!

    22 Apr 10 17:55, Björn Forsström wrote to Richard Stratmann:


    Really? Than i am right.

    No, you are wrong....or left....

    Why you believe??

    Why?
    I don't.

    Than i am wrong..but never left.

    Home, sweet home.. :)

    by the way, my home isn't so sweet yet..my bed crashes last night on
    one side ;-/

    Why mention that here? I think you should keep your private parts to
    yourself.

    while you say sweet home sweet. It has made auuuua.

    I don't find auuuua in any dictionary I have so I really don't know what you're talking about.

    Auuua is the german cry, when you have a pain.

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    bye bye,
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  • From Richard Stratmann@2:240/2188.671 to Björn Forsström on Fri Apr 23 18:44:20 2010
    Hallo Björn!

    22 Apr 10 18:30, Björn Forsström wrote to Richard Stratmann:


    Keep this up and the only one you will meet is Stubby McPearson
    with his Claymore Broadsword and he does not care that you're from
    Germany. If you're not familiar with Extra Knackig Bratwurst you
    better look it up.

    You mean Curry Wurst?

    I don't know him. What's he got to do with it anyway and why do you
    ask?

    Him?! I thought you meantened, that Claymore has made with his
    broadsword Hack meat from the extra knackigen Bratwurst. And than we
    call it Curry Wurst.

    You can call him whatever you want but don't let him near the Claymore Broadsword. If you do, YOU might end up like Bratwurst....with Knödel.

    Now i understand! HE likes to eat Bratwurst.

    Yes we have the best. And you can order it by mail.

    The best.... THE BEST? Order it by mail? Oh... sorry....I thought
    you said brest.

    Yes...you can order here Wurst by mail. You see, i am familiar with
    Bratwurst ;-))

    You have Bratwurst in your Family(tm)?
    Your brother is Curry Wurst?

    We have good bratwurst in this city. May be "in" the family sometimes... with Knödel.

    ...brest ... haha

    That's nothing to laugh about. Just look at Pamela Anderson. Would you laugh at her?

    Only if she come to me ;-)

    Hope that everyone is home yet and not somewhere on a flight
    departure or where... ;-)

    Or where?
    Only my SPAC (Strategic Pidgeon Air Comman) is allowed to fly so...
    and they don't even need an invitation.

    You have a own? Cool. When you can come visit me?

    Of course I have. Da Head Chezze have a spac canon so why can't I
    have an own SPAC? Visiting you.....? With my SPAC...? Nah...I
    wouldn't recognize you after a SPAC attack.

    uuuhh... i need a beer now ;-)

    What you need after a SPAC attack isn't a beer. Trust me on this.
    What you would need is a bath.

    Or a shower, and enough soap.

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    see ya
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  • From Richard Stratmann@2:240/2188.671 to Björn Forsström on Fri Apr 23 18:45:28 2010
    Hallo Björn!

    22 Apr 10 19:03, Björn Forsström schrieb an Richard Stratmann:


    Was it the twins Guido and Nunzio he chrashed with? They drive a
    tank.

    Hmm...much bader i still call him Mr Rabbit, cause he drives always
    too fast. And he has the right cars for this.

    If you think that a Trabant is the right car to drive fast in you're in a lot of trouble. Or is it so that Germany finally have arrived at the second millenium and have DKW?

    Both car types you don't can see on our roads so much. A Trabant is only plastic, we say to it "plastic-bomber". But you can see much more Audi and other modern cars here, and my ex chief drives cars from the next century ;-) He always sayes, when he drive 100 km/h he think he is parking.

    Oups, the red army... hope that you do not must fight in the
    warzone...

    The only fighting we do here is in the mud. The best is to watch a
    girlfight.

    That are than dirty girls ;-)

    Nooo.....only a bit muddy. Dirty girls you find at Reeperbahn and then I don't mean the Swedish popgroup.

    Eeehm, which swedish popgroup you mean?! You ever was on the reeperbahn?!

    I am writing from Germany, and i hope to meet here peoples from
    all over the world.

    Does the Soviet people count?

    aah..very nice! Yes.. welcome to the ruhr area ;-) And you re living
    in moscow? Nice place. Is your home in the centre of the town or
    maybe around there?!

    Nice? How would you know? Have you been there?
    He lives near the Red Square. Ever heard of Ljubljanka? It's like
    Spandau and then I don't mean the Ballet.

    Ahh near the red square.. now i have a direct line to the kreml?! No i
    never was there, it is too dangerous for me there. One of my girl
    friends came from Latvia, but that is long time ago. But that what she
    told about the ussr is horror. In the winter very, very cold... uuhh
    minus 40 degrees, thats too much for me!!

    I didn't complain when It was -35 C here this winter. But why should I? It's expensive to make phonecalls from Thailand.

    Ahh interesting, you go into exil, when it s getting colder?!

    Hope that everyone is home yet and not somewhere on a flight
    departure or where... ;-)

    I have no money to be on a flight.

    Here you can get the cheapest trip for under 100 Euro.

    Call an ambulance and you get it for free. For a longer trip, go to
    you nearest airport with a turban around you head and say: Al Queda.
    Where you end up you will get a Cuba Libre for free too.

    The second idea isn 't so good i have no kalaschnikow.

    Easy to fix now when you have a friend in Russia.

    Ohh good idea, i will ask him.

    If i call the
    ambulance maybe i get only a flight in a helicopter, so, your ideas
    must be better!

    Do you want me to chew your food before you eat it too?

    For that you must first coming here in!

    But don't worry.. my freezer is empty, my girl friend quits, last
    night my bed crashes on one side, and my money bag is really empty,
    you see i've got problems too....

    Ask Mrs. Merkel to fix it for you or was it she that left you? Then
    you have problems. I know a place in Scotland where you can hide.
    Stubby have a nice dungeon with hot and cold water out on the Orkney
    Island. No seaview though.

    Without seaview? No than it is nothing for me. Mrs Merkel didn't pick
    up the phone! So i think, i have a problem ;-/

    Of course she didn't. Next time, don't say you are from FDP.

    Is it better to say i am Oskar Lafontaine?! Than i 'll try again.

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  • From Richard Stratmann@2:240/2188.671 to Björn Forsström on Fri Apr 23 18:29:24 2010
    Hallo Björn!

    22 Apr 10 19:36, Björn Forsström wrote to Richard Stratmann:

    by the way, my home isn't so sweet yet..my bed crashes last night on
    one side ;-/

    I probably more healthy to sleep in that position ...

    I ve fixed the problem with a few books.

    I agree, a good book kan fix a sleeping problem and don't forget to return them to the library afterwards.

    Afterwards? I let the books there for the next hundred ys.

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    .-.
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  • From Richard Stratmann@2:240/2188.671 to Scott Brown on Fri Apr 23 18:34:52 2010
    Hallo Scott!

    22 Apr 10 14:50, Scott Brown wrote to Richard Stratmann:


    What is with beer?? You was in a submarine? Not now yet?! And living
    there helps by alergics?! I think medicine is so good, that a good
    doctor can ke it away?!

    Beer? I wish we had beer on the submarine, but no, the US Navy will not allow. Have to visit a ship from Canada to get beer. Or when in port.. or sneak and make bilge wine. :)

    Scott... a serious question: i thought you 're in the uk, not in the US?!

    Why i should think it s crazy living on a boat that sinks ;-) i
    believe
    th could be a nice trip in such deep water ;-)

    Don't know.. I did not think it was crazy. It's fun until water gets in the
    people tank! That's bad.. unless your taking a shower..

    Water gets in the peoples tank?! But only if somebody opens the doors under water, or?!

    Scott....

    ... If it moves shoot it, when its dead paint it green.

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    bye
    .-.
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    |`-ichard

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  • From Richard Stratmann@2:240/2188.671 to Bo Simonsen on Fri Apr 23 18:46:28 2010
    Hallo Bo!

    22 Apr 10 20:36, Bo Simonsen wrote to Richard Stratmann:


    Thank you, and welcome to this echo. Notice that this is the
    "Mindless Chatter Conference" so the discusion in here is
    usually
    not
    at all serious...

    Really? Than i am right.

    "You joined the dark side.."

    ..of the moon?

    Yes, a nice place where you don't need a refrigurator.

    But not without athmosphere.

    Home, sweet home.. :)

    by the way, my home isn't so sweet yet..my bed crashes last night
    on one
    side ;-/

    I probably more healthy to sleep in that position ...

    I ve fixed the problem with a few books.

    The quick-and-not-so-dirty [tM] solution.

    Should i better take stones? And is it cleaner?

    Bo

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    |`-ichard

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  • From Richard Stratmann@2:240/2188.671 to Bo Simonsen on Fri Apr 23 18:41:48 2010
    Hallo Bo!

    22 Apr 10 20:39, Bo Simonsen schrieb an Richard Stratmann:


    He is right -- we are all a family, a Swedish family.

    Yes i know, we 're living in a box - a closed box!

    No!!! We live in the matrix!

    But a closed matrix, with a family (tm) - an international family (tm)

    Bo

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:236/150.6 to Richard Stratmann on Fri Apr 23 20:52:39 2010


    He is right -- we are all a family, a Swedish family.

    Yes i know, we 're living in a box - a closed box!

    The Wall in Berlin disappeared in 1989.
    If you still feel you live in a box it Depends (tm) on your glasses.

    I don't have glasses.

    See, if you had, you would have noticed that there is no box.
    So I was right.....again.

    ---
    * Origin: . (2:236/150.6)
  • From Björn Forsström@2:236/150.6 to Richard Stratmann on Fri Apr 23 21:11:40 2010

    Use some fudge for the things you contact with, might help.

    Have tried it... was a problem.

    No wonder she left if you use fudge.

    She? I do not have a girl friend ;-)

    [sigh] Of course you haven't. You used fudge.

    my bed crashes last night on one side ;-/

    For this e.g.

    Now i took books that has helped.

    How can books help you? What kind of tools do they have?

    They stabilized the bed ;-)

    There are much better ways to stabilaze a bed than with books.
    Use your brain.

    ---
    * Origin: . (2:236/150.6)
  • From Björn Forsström@2:236/150.6 to Richard Stratmann on Fri Apr 23 21:23:02 2010

    Dr med. Doc Bob???

    From where did you get the Dr. thing? Dr. No?

    It is a title. Or ist the name of your tosser "Bob"?

    My wifes name is Carina, not Bob.

    Qui sounds like i am a pig.

    I don't see any problems with that.

    But i did.

    Good you did, that means you don't any more.

    You have a donkey? In a
    happy family (tm) i have a bird, and a cat ;-))

    In case you didn't know you have a <donkey> as well.

    may be... i am not sure.

    Trust me on this. I let Scott explain it to you.

    Really nice echo here.......

    How would you know? You've only been here a couple of days. I was here
    when it was so crowded so it was almost impossile to open the door.

    You open your door?

    Don't you if you want to go in?

    Did all the points come to you, or why?

    No point in discussing that.

    ---
    * Origin: . (2:236/150.6)
  • From Björn Forsström@2:236/150.6 to Richard Stratmann on Fri Apr 23 21:39:13 2010

    Really? Than i am right.

    No, you are wrong....or left....

    Why you believe??

    Why?
    I don't.

    Than i am wrong..but never left.

    As long as you know where you are....

    Home, sweet home.. :)

    by the way, my home isn't so sweet yet..my bed crashes last night on
    one side ;-/

    Why mention that here? I think you should keep your private parts to
    yourself.

    while you say sweet home sweet. It has made auuuua.

    I don't find auuuua in any dictionary I have so I really don't know what
    you're talking about.

    Auuua is the german cry, when you have a pain.

    North of Skagen in Denmark we don't know the meaning of the word "pain".
    And certainly not the word "auuua".

    ---
    * Origin: . (2:236/150.6)
  • From Björn Forsström@2:236/150.6 to Richard Stratmann on Fri Apr 23 22:02:48 2010

    If you think that a Trabant is the right car to drive fast in you're in a
    lot of trouble. Or is it so that Germany finally have arrived at the
    second millenium and have DKW?

    Both car types you don't can see on our roads so much. A Trabant is only plastic, we say to it "plastic-bomber". But you can see much more Audi and other modern cars here, and my ex chief drives cars from the next century

    You can take that up with Bo. He seems to live in next cetury as well.

    He always sayes, when he drive 100 km/h he think he is parking.

    Then I have to tell you that 100 km/h is like parking.

    Oups, the red army... hope that you do not must fight in the
    warzone...

    The only fighting we do here is in the mud. The best is to watch a
    girlfight.

    That are than dirty girls ;-)

    Nooo.....only a bit muddy. Dirty girls you find at Reeperbahn and then I
    don't mean the Swedish popgroup.

    Eeehm, which swedish popgroup you mean?!

    Isn't that obvious?

    You ever was on the reeperbahn?!

    Haven't you?


    I didn't complain when It was -35 C here this winter. But why should I?
    It's expensive to make phonecalls from Thailand.

    Ahh interesting, you go into exil, when it s getting colder?!

    Interesting? Why?
    I wouldn't call it exil, more survival.


    The second idea isn 't so good i have no kalaschnikow.

    Easy to fix now when you have a friend in Russia.

    Ohh good idea, i will ask him .



    If i call the
    ambulance maybe i get only a flight in a helicopter, so, your ideas must
    be better!

    Do you want me to chew your food before you eat it too?

    For that you must first coming here in!

    Why? Don't you have email in Germany?

    Ask Mrs. Merkel to fix it for you or was it she that left you? Then you
    have problems. I know a place in Scotland where you can hide. Stubby
    have a nice dungeon with hot and cold water out on the Orkney Island.
    No seaview though.

    Without seaview? No than it is nothing for me. Mrs Merkel didn't pick up
    the phone! So i think, i have a problem ;-/

    Of course she didn't. Next time, don't say you are from FDP.

    Is it better to say i am Oskar Lafontaine?! Than i 'll try again.

    Try Arnold Schwarzenegger instead.

    ---
    * Origin: . (2:236/150.6)
  • From Björn Forsström@2:236/150.6 to Richard Stratmann on Fri Apr 23 22:07:33 2010

    by the way, my home isn't so sweet yet..my bed crashes last night on
    one side ;-/

    I probably more healthy to sleep in that position ...

    I ve fixed the problem with a few books.

    I agree, a good book kan fix a sleeping problem and don't forget to
    return them to the library afterwards.

    Afterwards? I let the books there for the next hundred ys.

    I wouldn't be in your underpants when the invoice from your Gemeinde
    arrive.

    ---
    * Origin: . (2:236/150.6)
  • From Scott Brown@1:261/220 to Richard Stratmann on Fri Apr 23 15:40:47 2010
    Beer? I wish we had beer on the submarine, but no, the US Navy will n allow. Have to visit a ship from Canada to get beer. Or when in port. sneak and make bilge wine. :)

    Scott... a serious question: i thought you 're in the uk, not in the US?!

    Nope, I'm in the US. I've been to Holy Lock, Scotland when I was in the Navy, and a few other places, but I was born in the US.

    Water gets in the peoples tank?! But only if somebody opens the doors unde water, or?!

    Well, when they leave the screen door open.. :)

    Scott....

    ... Gimme $50 Or I'll Call Your Religion A Cult.

    --- Renegade v1.18/Alpha
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  • From Nick Simonov@2:5020/8080.1 to Björn Forsström on Sat Apr 24 02:31:04 2010
    Madly glad to see you Björn!


    22 Apr 10 at 14:32 you wrote to Richard:
    He is right -- we are all a family, a Swedish family.
    Yes i know, we 're living in a box - a closed box!
    The Wall in Berlin disappeared in 1989.
    If you still feel you live in a box it Depends (tm) on your glasses.

    Yes, his glasses are chalk-full of vodka.. Or whatever strong drink they have.

    Sincerely yours, Nick.

    ... ƒ ¡Ñ º¡á½, τΓ« ºá óß± ºá»½áτÑ¡«, ¿ ñáóá½ ¡á σ½Ñí «íѺñ«½Ñ¡¡δ¼.
    --- NoSFeRaTU's GoldED+/LNX 1.1.5-20081217 on Gentoo
    * Origin: Tea Time BBS, Moscow, The Soviet Union (2:5020/8080.1)
  • From Nick Simonov@2:5020/8080.1 to Björn Forsström on Sat Apr 24 02:36:18 2010
    Madly glad to see you Björn!


    22 Apr 10 at 16:30 you wrote to Richard:
    Now i took books that has helped.
    How can books help you? What kind of tools do they have?

    I guess they are so well-trained that they don't need any tools.


    Sincerely yours, Nick.

    ... éαѼ∩ ú¡¿½δσ πßΓ«Ñó -- ¼Ñ½∞¡¿µδ ªñπΓ úÑα«Ñó.
    --- NoSFeRaTU's GoldED+/LNX 1.1.5-20081217 on Gentoo
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  • From Nick Simonov@2:5020/8080.1 to Björn Forsström on Sat Apr 24 02:39:00 2010
    Madly glad to see you Björn!


    22 Apr 10 at 19:05 you wrote to me:
    Madly glad to see you Björn!
    How can I appear in your mirror?
    I don't know, but it happens constantly.
    How about taking a white week?

    So a long trouble time.. I even forgot what it is.

    Sincerely yours, Nick.

    ... Ä¡ ª¿½ ß« ¼¡«⌐ ¡á «ñ¡«⌐ »½«Θáñ¬Ñ, ¼δ ß ¡¿¼ ¬«½«½¿ß∞ «ñ¡«⌐ ¿ú«½¬«⌐.
    --- NoSFeRaTU's GoldED+/LNX 1.1.5-20081217 on Gentoo
    * Origin: Tea Time BBS, Moscow, The Soviet Union (2:5020/8080.1)
  • From Nick Simonov@2:5020/8080.1 to Richard Stratmann on Sat Apr 24 04:12:12 2010
    Madly glad to see you Richard!


    23 Apr 10 at 18:41 you wrote to Bo:
    He is right -- we are all a family, a Swedish family.

    Yes i know, we 're living in a box - a closed box!

    No!!! We live in the matrix!

    But a closed matrix, with a family (tm) - an international family (tm)

    Bo

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    (2:236/100)

    Stop overquoting, please.

    Sincerely yours, Nick.

    ... åáñ¡« ó¬πΦáεΓ ßτáßΓ∞Ñ ½εñ¿ ß ú½áºá¼¿ º«¼í¿.
    --- NoSFeRaTU's GoldED+/LNX 1.1.5-20081217 on Gentoo
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  • From Scott Brown@1:261/220 to Nick Simonov on Fri Apr 23 22:54:35 2010
    Madly glad to see you Björn!


    22 Apr 10 at 14:32 you wrote to Richard:
    He is right -- we are all a family, a Swedish family.
    Yes i know, we 're living in a box - a closed box!
    The Wall in Berlin disappeared in 1989.
    If you still feel you live in a box it Depends (tm) on your glasses.

    Yes, his glasses are chalk-full of vodka.. Or whatever strong drink they

    Wouldn't it be hard to see out of his glasses if they are full of vodka?

    Scott....

    ... Fools fight one another, but wise men agree together.

    --- Renegade v1.18/Alpha
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  • From Philip Harris@1:250/501 to Richard Stratmann on Sat Dec 4 00:55:28 2010
    Hallo Philip!

    Howdy....uhm, has that been....nevermind, if it hasn't, I shall do it now. (clears throat)

    Howdy <tm>



    Bjorn! You old mischief-maker. You are a bad, bad man. 3 cheers for Bjorn! And a round of Drivel on me!

    Drivel.... hmmh? ...Drivel?

    Where can i get these new sort of beer? Or isn't it new?


    Oh its hardly new. Lou Dripkin first turned tap on it in the mid-80's. Twas
    the reason we had an early invasion by the 9 breasted wimmin from Neptune. Man was that a mess to get rid of them.


    Flip.
    --- SBBSecho 2.12-Linux
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  • From Philip Harris@1:250/501 to Björn Forsström on Sat Dec 4 00:59:04 2010

    Bjorn! You old mischief-maker. You are a bad, bad man. 3 cheers for Bjorn! And a round of Drivel on me!

    I'm still in that area, only a longtail boat away so you better watch out too and what
    pre historic museum did you go to to find this message?
    You can pay for that round of Drivel in TBH, that will save you money compared to
    Fidobucks.


    Uhm....uhm....say, did I ever tell ya 'bout the time Joe Boburka lost his left handed, chrome-plated, recto-cranial inversion wrench?


    Flip.
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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Philip Harris on Fri Dec 10 15:36:43 2010
    Right, and you were there to participate in the debate about whether
    Real Men <tm> eat quiche.

    That debate never took place. It's an malignant roumor spread by the
    feminists. We were actually discussing if a coconut contains coconut-oil or
    whiskey. Where I am you actually get dizzy drinking it. But the monkeys
    that collects them from
    the trees manage to stay sober. Don't ask me why though.

    Oh it certainly took place. Unfortunately it was before your time. I recall when you first barged in here, Bjorn. You have picked up "The Art" well since that day. Too bad you were not in MC&D in 1986 when the quiche controversy threatened to boil over into a serious FidoNet issue. I think you would have had alot to add....mainly in favor of the French.

    It seems that you forgot your helmet last time you picked coconuts and one
    fell on your head and clouded your memory. It never took place, trust me on this. If it had I would remember it because I fell and lost the contents in my glas
    in that vase standing beside the chairwoman.


    I think you know where Stubby hid his home brewed Drivel and have been
    partaking of it...liberally. Ok, tell me where you are hiding it. This
    stuff is ...uhm...apparantly...err...much too potent for you to have
    access to. Yeah, thats it. Access....I mean no access....for you, that
    is.

    How dare you deny me access to it? If you follow it through I will set the
    SPAC (tm) (Strategic Pidgeon Air Command) in Red Allert and their laser
    pointer is aimed at your <donkey>.


    How did control of SPAC pass from Russ Edwards to you? For that matter, when did the Danes know anything about air command? I think you are bluffing. (Drink another round.)

    Russ had nothing to do with it in the first place, and not even in the second. Once again you just have to trust me on this. *I* trained the Pidgeons and it seems as I have to do it again. And leave the Danes out of it. To fill up Denmark it will only take me 12.75 min. so they will never understand from where it came. They might think that Carlsberg and Tuborg had a blow-out
    in their fermentation tanks and start drinking it.

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  • From Philip Harris@1:250/501 to Björn Forsström on Fri Dec 10 20:00:23 2010
    Oh it certainly took place. Unfortunately it was before your time. I recall when you first barged in here, Bjorn. You have picked up "The Art" well since that day. Too bad you were not in MC&D in 1986 when
    the quiche controversy threatened to boil over into a serious FidoNet issue. I think you would have had alot to add....mainly in favor of
    the French.

    It seems that you forgot your helmet last time you picked coconuts and one fell on your head and clouded your memory. It never took place, trust me on this. If it had I would remember it because I fell and lost the contents in my glas
    in that vase standing beside the chairwoman.

    Right...the blue skinned one with 9 breasts.


    How did control of SPAC pass from Russ Edwards to you? For that matter, when did the Danes know anything about air command? I think
    you are bluffing. (Drink another round.)

    Russ had nothing to do with it in the first place, and not even in the second. Once again you just have to trust me on this.

    Only when dwarves begin counting higher than 10 will I trust anything you say. I saw what happened to the last guy who trusted you. There is a reason the MC echo no longer has The Pit <tm> in the center.

    Hmmm...makes me wonder what happened to that Brandon character we tossed in
    The Pit <tm> all those years ago given that Boburka used the heat from the molten lava to power the motor pool then began filling it in with newbies, refuse from the Diner and Clinic, Lou's cast-off sheep, and Russ Edwards' off topic posts. Of all his tools, Joe Boburka loved his front-end loader best.


    *I* trained the
    Pidgeons and it seems as I have to do it again. And leave the Danes out of it. To fill up Denmark it will only take me 12.75 min. so they will never understand from where it came. They might think that Carlsberg and Tuborg had a blow-out
    in their fermentation tanks and start drinking it.

    Perhaps that explains why Martin Goldberg, of Glodbreg virus fame, has not
    been seen in parts near and yon for some time. He just might have taken up fermentation tank inspection as a past-time. I'm sure he charges $12,750 just for the kickbacks, and no one cares when the (sizable) samples turn up
    missing.

    Flip.
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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Philip Harris on Sat Dec 18 01:12:27 2010

    Perhaps that explains why Martin Goldberg, of Glodbreg virus fame, has
    not been seen in parts near and yon for some time. He just might have
    taken up fermentation tank inspection as a past-time. I'm sure he
    charges $12,750 just for the kickbacks, and no one cares when the
    (sizable) samples turn up missing.

    I think he went undercover when they found out that he had drilled a hole
    in those
    tanks and sold it as Standard Kerosine(tm). The Danes analyzed it and sned
    it back to Flipside Medical Industries, so now you know why the entire
    staff at said
    place took a long vacation and went to Copacabana in Rio. Don't think the
    ever will return. They now make the most wonderful sandcastles. Maybe
    Martin have joined them by now.


    Oh, so thats why the nurses look so unfamiliar..and they all have such large gondaloons, too. I had hesistated to attribute the change to the new management. Lou knows how to pick a wool sweater but no clue how to have it properly filled.

    Either he can use his plastic and get a plastic operation or he can start up the
    compressor.

    Well, since he has made himself scarce, I suppose I shall just have to assume my old role running those facilities. Excuse me! Nurse...Nurse!!

    Yes Dear, why are you shouting this time?
    Can't you find your goggle-box again?

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:236/150.6 to Nick Simonov on Sat Apr 24 07:42:50 2010

    23 Apr 10 at 18:41 you wrote to Bo:
    He is right -- we are all a family, a Swedish family.

    Yes i know, we 're living in a box - a closed box!

    No!!! We live in the matrix!

    But a closed matrix, with a family (tm) - an international family (tm)

    Bo

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    (2:236/100)

    Stop overquoting, please.

    Sincerely yours, Nick.

    ... åáñ¡« ó¬πΦáεΓ ßτáßΓ∞Ñ ½εñ¿ ß ú½áºá¼¿ º«¼í¿.

    At least he does it in a understandable language.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:236/150.6 to Nick Simonov on Sat Apr 24 07:53:10 2010

    Madly glad to see you Björn!
    How can I appear in your mirror?
    I don't know, but it happens constantly.
    How about taking a white week?
    So a long trouble time.. I even forgot what it is.

    Look what happened to your friend Jeltsin.
    He even got a vodka named after him.
    Think about having a vodka called Fido.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:236/150.6 to Scott Brown on Sat Apr 24 08:28:53 2010
    Beer? I wish we had beer on the submarine, but no, the US Navy will n RS>> SB> allow. Have to visit a ship from Canada to get beer. Or when in port. RS>> SB> sneak and make bilge wine. :)

    Scott... a serious question: i thought you 're in the uk, not in the US?!

    Do *never* use that (uk) combination of words ever again. Stubby might explode.

    Nope, I'm in the US. I've been to Holy Lock, Scotland when I was in the Navy, and a few other places, but I was born in the US.

    Argghhhh.... That explains why the 1962 edition of Auchentoshan had a funny taste of diesel and did glow in the dark.
    At what depth did you pass the first lock in Dochgarroch.
    Holy Lock? We spell it Loch. Do you mean the Pearly Gate? The Pearly
    Gate is the entrance to Dalwhinnie Distillery.
    Did you see me when you passed Urqhart Castle? I was standing on the wall dressed in the clan outfit playing the bagpipe.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:236/150.6 to Richard Stratmann on Sat Apr 24 08:42:26 2010

    Him?! I thought you meantened, that Claymore has made with his
    broadsword Hack meat from the extra knackigen Bratwurst. And than we
    call it Curry Wurst.

    You can call him whatever you want but don't let him near the Claymore
    Broadsword. If you do, YOU might end up like Bratwurst....with Knödel.

    Now i understand! HE likes to eat Bratwurst.

    Knödel? I don't think so. Dunno what he likes.

    Yes we have the best. And you can order it by mail.

    The best.... THE BEST? Order it by mail? Oh... sorry....I thought you
    said brest.

    Yes...you can order here Wurst by mail. You see, i am familiar with
    Bratwurst ;-))

    You have Bratwurst in your Family(tm)?
    Your brother is Curry Wurst?

    We have good bratwurst in this city. May be "in" the family sometimes... with Knödel.



    ...brest ... haha

    That's nothing to laugh about. Just look at Pamela Anderson. Would you
    laugh at her?

    Only if she come to me ;-)

    With that attitude you end up with Twiggy.

    Hope that everyone is home yet and not somewhere on a flight
    departure or where... ;-)

    Or where?
    Only my SPAC (Strategic Pidgeon Air Comman) is allowed to fly so...
    and they don't even need an invitation.

    You have a own? Cool. When you can come visit me?

    Of course I have. Da Head Chezze have a spac canon so why can't I have
    an own SPAC? Visiting you.....? With my SPAC...? Nah...I wouldn't
    recognize you after a SPAC attack.

    uuuhh... i need a beer now ;-)

    What you need after a SPAC attack isn't a beer. Trust me on this. What
    you would need is a bath.

    Or a shower, and enough soap.

    Soap..... Better use Kerosine (tm). 1.275 gallon.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:236/150.6 to Bo Simonsen on Sat Apr 24 08:44:05 2010
    He is right -- we are all a family, a Swedish family.

    Yes i know, we 're living in a box - a closed box!

    No!!! We live in the matrix!

    Only if you're stuck in Faxe brewery.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:236/150.6 to Nick Simonov on Sat Apr 24 08:47:19 2010

    22 Apr 10 at 14:32 you wrote to Richard:
    He is right -- we are all a family, a Swedish family.
    Yes i know, we 're living in a box - a closed box!
    The Wall in Berlin disappeared in 1989.
    If you still feel you live in a box it Depends (tm) on your glasses.

    Yes, his glasses are chalk-full of vodka.. Or whatever strong drink they have.

    They only drink Glühwein and Lumumba in Germany.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:236/150.6 to Nick Simonov on Sat Apr 24 08:53:53 2010

    22 Apr 10 at 16:30 you wrote to Richard:
    Now i took books that has helped.
    How can books help you? What kind of tools do they have?

    I guess they are so well-trained that they don't need any tools.

    Think of Gutenberg had known what his work should lead to.

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  • From Richard Stratmann@2:240/2188.671 to Björn Forsström on Sat Apr 24 11:47:46 2010
    Hallo Björn!

    23 Apr 10 20:52, Björn Forsström wrote to Richard Stratmann:


    He is right -- we are all a family, a Swedish family.

    Yes i know, we 're living in a box - a closed box!

    The Wall in Berlin disappeared in 1989.
    If you still feel you live in a box it Depends (tm) on your glasses.

    I don't have glasses.

    See, if you had, you would have noticed that there is no box.
    So I was right.....again.

    Aaah yes i see, you 've right, now the box is away ;-)

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    with sunny wishes,
    .-.
    |-'
    |`-ichard

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  • From Richard Stratmann@2:240/2188.671 to Björn Forsström on Sat Apr 24 11:51:00 2010
    Use some fudge for the things you contact with, might help.

    Have tried it... was a problem.

    No wonder she left if you use fudge.

    She? I do not have a girl friend ;-)

    [sigh] Of course you haven't. You used fudge.

    How have she heard about this?! And which girl you mean?!

    my bed crashes last night on one side ;-/

    For this e.g.

    Now i took books that has helped.

    How can books help you? What kind of tools do they have?

    Now i have "Uhu" ;-)

    They stabilized the bed ;-)

    There are much better ways to stabilaze a bed than with books.
    Use your brain.

    I 'll try today with "Pattex" or "Uhu" ;-)))

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    sunny wishes,
    .-.
    |-'
    |`-ichard

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  • From Richard Stratmann@2:240/2188.671 to Björn Forsström on Sat Apr 24 11:56:04 2010
    From where did you get the Dr. thing? Dr. No?

    It is a title. Or ist the name of your tosser "Bob"?

    My wifes name is Carina, not Bob.

    Really nice name. How long are u married?!

    Qui sounds like i am a pig.

    I don't see any problems with that.

    But i did.

    Good you did, that means you don't any more.

    Calling somebody as a pig is bad in germany ;-)

    How would you know? You've only been here a couple of days. I was
    here when it was so crowded so it was almost impossile to open the
    door.

    You open your door?

    Don't you if you want to go in?

    oohh yes i do.

    Did all the points come to you, or why?

    No point in discussing that.

    I understand, a node meeting !

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    .-.
    |-'
    |`-ichard

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  • From Richard Stratmann@2:240/2188.671 to Björn Forsström on Sat Apr 24 12:01:36 2010
    while you say sweet home sweet. It has made auuuua.

    I don't find auuuua in any dictionary I have so I really don't know
    what you're talking about.

    Auuua is the german cry, when you have a pain.

    North of Skagen in Denmark we don't know the meaning of the word "pain". And certainly not the word "auuua".

    North of Skagen? There first comes the sea ;-) so well, what made someone from there if he got a "pain"? ... muuuh? ..or blubb?

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    .-.
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    |`-ichard

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  • From Richard Stratmann@2:240/2188.671 to Björn Forsström on Sat Apr 24 12:06:18 2010
    If you think that a Trabant is the right car to drive fast in you're
    in a lot of trouble. Or is it so that Germany finally have arrived at
    the second millenium and have DKW?

    Both car types you don't can see on our roads so much. A Trabant is
    only plastic, we say to it "plastic-bomber". But you can see much more
    Audi and other modern cars here, and my ex chief drives cars from the
    next century

    You can take that up with Bo. He seems to live in next cetury as well.

    Is he a time voyager?! ;-)

    He always sayes, when he drive 100 km/h he think he is parking.

    Then I have to tell you that 100 km/h is like parking.

    Ohh you like fast driving too?! I can't do, i have only a small Opel Corsa!

    Isn't that obvious?

    Yes.

    You ever was on the reeperbahn?!

    Haven't you?

    I only have take a look at it. But not more.

    I didn't complain when It was -35 C here this winter. But why should
    I? It's expensive to make phonecalls from Thailand.

    Ahh interesting, you go into exil, when it s getting colder?!

    Interesting? Why?
    I wouldn't call it exil, more survival.

    And you came back, when it was warmer?! What about the temperature difference between Thailand and Denmark?

    The second idea isn 't so good i have no kalaschnikow.

    Easy to fix now when you have a friend in Russia.

    Ohh good idea, i will ask him .



    If i call the
    ambulance maybe i get only a flight in a helicopter, so, your ideas
    must be better!

    Do you want me to chew your food before you eat it too?

    For that you must first coming here in!

    Why? Don't you have email in Germany?

    Yes i have. Not thought about it!

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  • From Richard Stratmann@2:240/2188.671 to Björn Forsström on Sat Apr 24 12:17:30 2010
    by the way, my home isn't so sweet yet..my bed crashes last night
    on one side ;-/

    I probably more healthy to sleep in that position ...

    I ve fixed the problem with a few books.

    I agree, a good book kan fix a sleeping problem and don't forget to
    return them to the library afterwards.

    Afterwards? I let the books there for the next hundred ys.

    I wouldn't be in your underpants when the invoice from your Gemeinde arrive.

    Why?! Take they tax by your country if that happens???


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    |`-ichard

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  • From Richard Stratmann@2:240/2188.671 to Scott Brown on Sat Apr 24 12:20:52 2010
    Beer? I wish we had beer on the submarine, but no, the US Navy
    will n
    allow. Have to visit a ship from Canada to get beer. Or when in
    port.
    sneak and make bilge wine. :)

    Scott... a serious question: i thought you 're in the uk, not in the
    US?!

    Nope, I'm in the US. I've been to Holy Lock, Scotland when I was in the Navy, and a few other places, but I was born in the US.

    In my nodelist, you re in Westminster, i first thought it is Westminster in the
    uk! Than it is "Westminster" in us!? In which part of the us is it? What means the "MD" in my nodelist behind the name of your town?!

    Water gets in the peoples tank?! But only if somebody opens the doors
    unde water, or?!

    Well, when they leave the screen door open.. :)

    Did it happen?

    Scott....

    ... Gimme $50 Or I'll Call Your Religion A Cult.

    I do not have this money! Look at the calendar, it s the end of the month ;)

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    .-.
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    |`-ichard

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:236/150.6 to Scott Brown on Sat Apr 24 11:38:57 2010

    He is right -- we are all a family, a Swedish family.
    Yes i know, we 're living in a box - a closed box!
    The Wall in Berlin disappeared in 1989.
    If you still feel you live in a box it Depends (tm) on your glasses. NS>>
    Yes, his glasses are chalk-full of vodka.. Or whatever strong drink they

    Wouldn't it be hard to see out of his glasses if they are full of vodka?

    Vodka increase the magnification!
    That's a well known fact.

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  • From Nick Simonov@2:5020/8080.1 to Björn Forsström on Sat Apr 24 14:12:32 2010
    Madly glad to see you Björn!


    24 Apr 10 at 07:42 you wrote to me:
    ... åáñ¡« ó¬πΦáεΓ ßτáßΓ∞Ñ ½εñ¿ ß ú½áºá¼¿ º«¼í¿.

    At least he does it in a understandable language.

    I'm too lazy to change it.
    Sincerely yours, Nick.

    ... Åα¿óδ¬á⌐ úÑα«¿τÑ߬¿ ª¿Γ∞ ¿ ½Ñú¬« π¼¿αáΓ∞.
    --- NoSFeRaTU's GoldED+/LNX 1.1.5-20081217 on Gentoo
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  • From Björn Forsström@2:236/150.6 to Richard Stratmann on Sat Apr 24 14:02:32 2010

    He is right -- we are all a family, a Swedish family.

    Yes i know, we 're living in a box - a closed box!

    The Wall in Berlin disappeared in 1989.
    If you still feel you live in a box it Depends (tm) on your glasses.

    I don't have glasses.

    See, if you had, you would have noticed that there is no box. So I was
    right.....again.

    Aaah yes i see, you 've right, now the box is away ;-)

    Do never mistrust me again. I know what I'm talking about. Always.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:236/150.6 to Richard Stratmann on Sat Apr 24 14:08:37 2010
    Use some fudge for the things you contact with, might help.

    Have tried it... was a problem.

    No wonder she left if you use fudge.

    She? I do not have a girl friend ;-)

    [sigh] Of course you haven't. You used fudge.

    How have she heard about this?!

    By the smell I guess.

    And which girl you mean?!

    Now try to keep up son, the one who smelled the fudge of course.

    my bed crashes last night on one side ;-/

    For this e.g.

    Now i took books that has helped.

    How can books help you? What kind of tools do they have?

    Now i have "Uhu" ;-)

    It's better than nothing.

    They stabilized the bed ;-)

    There are much better ways to stabilaze a bed than with books. Use your
    brain.

    I 'll try today with "Pattex" or "Uhu" ;-)))

    It's not a dog you know.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:236/150.6 to Richard Stratmann on Sat Apr 24 14:13:47 2010

    From where did you get the Dr. thing? Dr. No?

    It is a title. Or ist the name of your tosser "Bob"?

    My wifes name is Carina, not Bob.

    Really nice name. How long are u married?!

    Since the day we went to church.

    Qui sounds like i am a pig.

    I don't see any problems with that.

    But i did.

    Good you did, that means you don't any more.

    Calling somebody as a pig is bad in germany ;-)

    I'm not in Germany.

    How would you know? You've only been here a couple of days. I was here
    when it was so crowded so it was almost impossile to open the door.

    You open your door?

    Don't you if you want to go in?

    oohh yes i do.

    So, what's the problem?

    Did all the points come to you, or why?

    No point in discussing that.

    I understand, a node meeting !

    Don't you mean a nerd meeting?

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:236/150.6 to Richard Stratmann on Sat Apr 24 14:15:20 2010
    while you say sweet home sweet. It has made auuuua.

    I don't find auuuua in any dictionary I have so I really don't know
    what you're talking about.

    Auuua is the german cry, when you have a pain.

    North of Skagen in Denmark we don't know the meaning of the word "pain".
    And certainly not the word "auuua".

    North of Skagen? There first comes the sea ;-) so well, what made someone from there if he got a "pain"? ... muuuh? ..or blubb?

    Neither. They use Tuborg.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:236/150.6 to Richard Stratmann on Sat Apr 24 14:28:48 2010

    Both car types you don't can see on our roads so much. A Trabant is only
    plastic, we say to it "plastic-bomber". But you can see much more Audi
    and other modern cars here, and my ex chief drives cars from the next
    century

    You can take that up with Bo. He seems to live in next cetury as well.

    Is he a time voyager?! ;-)

    I don't have a Clue (tm) from what century he is.

    He always sayes, when he drive 100 km/h he think he is parking.

    Then I have to tell you that 100 km/h is like parking.

    Ohh you like fast driving too?! I can't do, i have only a small Opel Corsa!

    Let's just say that you can park that doghouse in my trunk.

    You ever was on the reeperbahn?!

    Haven't you?

    I only have take a look at it. But not more.

    So says everyone.

    I didn't complain when It was -35 C here this winter. But why should I?
    It's expensive to make phonecalls from Thailand.

    Ahh interesting, you go into exil, when it s getting colder?!

    Interesting? Why?
    I wouldn't call it exil, more survival.

    And you came back, when it was warmer?! What about the temperature difference between Thailand and Denmark?

    I guess it's the same between Thailand and Sweden.

    If i call the
    ambulance maybe i get only a flight in a helicopter, so, your ideas
    must be better!

    Do you want me to chew your food before you eat it too?

    For that you must first coming here in!

    Why? Don't you have email in Germany?

    Yes i have. Not thought about it!

    Never mind. I can sned it with a pidgeon.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:236/150.6 to Richard Stratmann on Sat Apr 24 14:30:56 2010
    by the way, my home isn't so sweet yet..my bed crashes last night on
    one side ;-/

    I probably more healthy to sleep in that position ...

    I ve fixed the problem with a few books.

    I agree, a good book kan fix a sleeping problem and don't forget to
    return them to the library afterwards.

    Afterwards? I let the books there for the next hundred ys.

    I wouldn't be in your underpants when the invoice from your Gemeinde
    arrive.

    Why?! Take they tax by your country if that happens???

    That's just for starters. Why do you think people live in igloos in the north.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:236/150.6 to Richard Stratmann on Sat Apr 24 14:36:38 2010
    Beer? I wish we had beer on the submarine, but no, the US Navy
    will n
    allow. Have to visit a ship from Canada to get beer. Or when in
    port.
    sneak and make bilge wine. :)

    Scott... a serious question: i thought you 're in the uk, not in the
    US?!

    Nope, I'm in the US. I've been to Holy Lock, Scotland when I was in the
    Navy, and a few other places, but I was born in the US.

    In my nodelist, you re in Westminster, i first thought it is Westminster in the uk!

    Don't confuse it with Westminster Abbey.

    Than it is "Westminster" in us!? In which part of the us is it?
    What means the "MD" in my nodelist behind the name of your town?!

    Maryland, the land where they grow Mary.

    Water gets in the peoples tank?! But only if somebody opens the doors
    unde water, or?!

    Well, when they leave the screen door open.. :)

    Did it happen?

    Why do you think he walks and not swim?

    ... Gimme $50 Or I'll Call Your Religion A Cult.

    I do not have this money! Look at the calendar, it s the end of the month ;)

    Sell your computter.

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  • From Nick Simonov@2:5020/8080.1 to Björn Forsström on Sat Apr 24 22:00:40 2010
    Madly glad to see you Björn!


    24 Apr 10 at 14:13 you wrote to Richard:
    oohh yes i do.
    So, what's the problem?

    So we're again at the place where we began...

    Sincerely yours, Nick.

    ... éß± αáó¡«, τΓ« Γá¼ »¿ΦπΓ ó úáºÑΓáσ,-- ñÑΓ¿-º«¼í¿ ΓáαáΘáΓ ú½áºá.
    --- NoSFeRaTU's GoldED+/LNX 1.1.5-20081217 on Gentoo
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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Philip Harris on Sat Dec 4 17:21:39 2010

    Bjorn! You old mischief-maker. You are a bad, bad man. 3 cheers for
    Bjorn! And a round of Drivel on me!

    I'm still in that area, only a longtail boat away so you better watch out
    too and what
    pre historic museum did you go to to find this message? You can pay for
    that round of Drivel in TBH, that will save you money compared to
    Fidobucks.


    Uhm....uhm....say, did I ever tell ya 'bout the time Joe Boburka lost his left handed, chrome-plated, recto-cranial inversion wrench?

    Noooo....and something tells me that I can't stop you from telling it either. Does it have something to do with last years anvil-fire?

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Philip Harris on Sat Dec 4 17:47:59 2010
    Hallo Philip!

    Howdy....uhm, has that been....nevermind, if it hasn't, I shall do it now. (clears throat)

    Howdy <tm>



    Bjorn! You old mischief-maker. You are a bad, bad man. 3 cheers for
    Bjorn! And a round of Drivel on me!

    Drivel.... hmmh? ...Drivel?

    Where can i get these new sort of beer? Or isn't it new?


    Oh its hardly new. Lou Dripkin first turned tap on it in the mid-80's. Twas the reason we had an early invasion by the 9 breasted wimmin from Neptune. Man was that a mess to get rid of them.

    You're wrong (as usual). It was Stubby. When he mixed it up the Real Stuff with Canadian bourbon. Then he carbonated it and sold it under the name Budweiser. After one can of the stuff he *thought* he was on Neptune and did some miscalculation. He held up both of his hands against the sun and counted backwards from 20 and got 9. But you can hardly blaim him for that.
    And it was no mess at all to get rid of 'em. It involved a pint of Kerosine (tm),
    a rag and an Aardwark (tm). It only took a few minutes.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Philip Harris on Sat Dec 11 08:22:14 2010
    Oh it certainly took place. Unfortunately it was before your time. I
    recall when you first barged in here, Bjorn. You have picked up "The
    Art" well since that day. Too bad you were not in MC&D in 1986 when
    the quiche controversy threatened to boil over into a serious FidoNet
    issue. I think you would have had alot to add....mainly in favor of
    the French.

    It seems that you forgot your helmet last time you picked coconuts and one
    fell on your head and clouded your memory. It never took place, trust me on
    this. If it had I would remember it because I fell and lost the contents in
    my glas
    in that vase standing beside the chairwoman.

    Right...the blue skinned one with 9 breasts.

    Nooo-oooo. Her name is Pamela Anderson.

    How did control of SPAC pass from Russ Edwards to you? For that
    matter, when did the Danes know anything about air command? I think
    you are bluffing. (Drink another round.)

    Russ had nothing to do with it in the first place, and not even in the
    second. Once again you just have to trust me on this.

    Only when dwarves begin counting higher than 10 will I trust anything you say. I saw what happened to the last guy who trusted you. There is a reason the MC echo no longer has The Pit <tm> in the center.

    Hmmm...makes me wonder what happened to that Brandon character we tossed in The Pit <tm> all those years ago given that Boburka used the heat from the molten lava to power the motor pool then began filling it in with newbies, refuse from the Diner and Clinic, Lou's cast-off sheep, and Russ Edwards' off topic posts. Of all his tools, Joe Boburka loved his front-end loader best.

    Have you looked in the Claymoore dungeon? Under the rag that I placed in the west lower corner is a handle that might give you a Clue(tm).

    *I* trained the
    Pidgeons and it seems as I have to do it again. And leave the Danes out of
    it. To fill up Denmark it will only take me 12.75 min. so they will never
    understand from where it came. They might think that Carlsberg and Tuborg
    had a blow-out in their fermentation tanks and start drinking it.

    Perhaps that explains why Martin Goldberg, of Glodbreg virus fame, has not been seen in parts near and yon for some time. He just might have taken up fermentation tank inspection as a past-time. I'm sure he charges $12,750 just for the kickbacks, and no one cares when the (sizable) samples turn up missing.

    I think he went undercover when they found out that he had drilled a hole in those
    tanks and sold it as Standard Kerosine(tm). The Danes analyzed it and sned it back to Flipside Medical Industries, so now you know why the entire staff at said
    place took a long vacation and went to Copacabana in Rio. Don't think the ever will return. They now make the most wonderful sandcastles. Maybe Martin have joined them by now.

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