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Nurse........NUrse........NURSE...... call Da Undertaker......and tell him
h finally
can pick up the food for the Aarwark I promised him.
<whispers to himself> Oh no, not again.
Again?
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Doc? I thought I was trying out for the Janitor position? Thats some fine print for ya... I go to clean up the blood, then they tell me to close up... That would explain why I didn't get keys to the janitor's closet and my mop looks a lot like gause...
You better clean Da Mirror....
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Hello Nicholas.
20 Dec 10 17:39, you wrote to Bj.rn Forsstr.m:
Where were you during medical school? You will never become a Doc
as long as you keep passing out every time you see a neelde.
Jezzz....think about all those dressmakers.
Doc? I thought I was trying out for the Janitor position? Thats some fine print for ya... I go to clean up the blood, then they tell me to close up... That would explain why I didn't get keys to the janitor's closet and my mop looks a lot like gause...
You are the most qualified candidate we've had yet...
--- GoldED/386 3.0.1
* Origin: CADB Calgary: Home of the Dwarven Demolition Squad! (1:250/306)
No...no....no... I have no brother in the law. Not even in prison.
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prison.No...no....no... I have no brother in the law. Not even in
nowI'm not in prison, per se. I got lost while trying to escape,
I'm
the resident in the pipe room, I think.
You get lost a lot, don't ya?
Methinks it have something to do with your Clue (tm) implant.
I'm a regular lost and found, just without the found.
You misspelt "brain".
Brain? Where? I've been looking all over the place for it.
Stop looking.
That is sneded to FlipSide Medical Industries and after analyze they found
out that....do you really want to know...?
Only if it involves that implanted acorn.
Dr. Douche, kinda like Dr. Seuss, just without the witty rhymes... and intelligence.
Re: Re: Holiday Season
By: Philip Harris to Nicholas Sharp on Tue Dec 14 2010 08:04 pm
<Hoover>ed rum, ruining yet another cooking expedition.
Your mail program has obviously not contracted the Glodbreg virus. I know because infected mail programs replace that with "dabned". Wait, I think the nurses have a shot for that.
>
Wow... thats an awfully big needle... where exactly you putting that? Um... where? That sounds like it could... <passes out>
Newbies...so concerned about their <donkey>. Wait till he gets a load of
Lou Dripkin.
Flip.
And, hey Flip, com closer to the screen so I don't have to
shout.....<whispering>
who's that Nicholas dude? Is he for real or is he your imaginary friend?
<whispers back> I dunno, but he's quite the odd bird, no? Seems he actually read Da Rulz before posting. We'll have to mention to the Head Cheeze to re-encrypt them. Can't have newbies catching on too quick.
Nurse........NUrse........NURSE...... call Da Undertaker......and tell him
h finally
can pick up the food for the Aarwark I promised him.
<whispers to himself> Oh no, not again.
knowYour mail program has obviously not contracted the Glodbreg virus. I
thinkbecause infected mail programs replace that with "dabned". Wait, I
the nurses have a shot for that.
Wow... thats an awfully big needle... where exactly you putting that?
Um... where? That sounds like it could... <passes out>
Where were you during medical school? You will never become a Doc as long
as you keep passing out every time you see a neelde. Jezzz....think about
all those dressmakers.
Doc? I thought I was trying out for the Janitor position? Thats some fine print for ya... I go to clean up the blood, then they tell me to close up... That would explain why I didn't get keys to the janitor's closet and my mop looks a lot like gause...
Where were you during medical school? You will never become a Doc
as long as you keep passing out every time you see a neelde.
Jezzz....think about all those dressmakers.
Doc? I thought I was trying out for the Janitor position? Thats some
fine print for ya... I go to clean up the blood, then they tell me to close up... That would explain why I didn't get keys to the janitor's closet and my mop looks a lot like gause...
And, hey Flip, com closer to the screen so I don't have to
shout.....<whispering>
who's that Nicholas dude? Is he for real or is he your imaginary friend?
I'm YOUR imaginary friend. :)
<still whispering> so you say he's for real? A live human being?
Where did you find him? In the Dumpster (tm) behind the Deli (tm)?
<Whispers>No, in the garbage disposal in the sink. I was trying to
find my lost ring and got lost.
You are the most qualified candidate we've had yet...
Does this mean I get an honorary Ph.D. in drivelry or am I stuck with
my BS in BS?
Dr. Douche MDD Mistaken Doctor of Drivelry
!-?-!
You mean you actually /recieved/ your decoder ring? <shuffling papers>
STUBBY!!!
Why blame Stubby for the mess caused by the PR dept. at FlipSide Medical
Industries?
It's Stubby's job to ensure that all fees are collected, and that no items are ever snedded /out/ in return for said fees.
If we start actually /snedding/ out the items that we ask the fees for, the NCORF will be depleted in short order. it's already a struggle trying to keep Stubby from raiding it every 12.75 days to buy bottles of Glenlivit.
Pour Gloria Schizo in the dark room, where they develop the X-rated
movies, droped her wedding ring in the bowl
for Clue (tm) implants and did sned the wrong ring to him after his last
Clue (tm) adjustment. Why would he else be Lost? Maybe he was on that
Quantas flight.
That would be the one where the engine blew up?
It's Stubby's job to ensure that all fees are collected, and that
no items are ever snedded /out/ in return for said fees.
Has he ever done that job satisfying before? Last time he got his
paycheck from FlipSide it said: Mind Your Own Buissnes on it followed
by a free ticket to the Phunny Farm.
Clue (tm) adjustment. Why would he else be Lost? Maybe he was on
that Quantas flight.
That would be the one where the engine blew up?Have you hear of another?
Re: Re: Holiday Season
By: Philip Harris to Nicholas Sharp on Tue Dec 14 2010 08:04 pm
<Hoover>ed rum, ruining yet another cooking expedition.
Your mail program has obviously not contracted the Glodbreg virus. I know because infected mail programs replace that with "dabned". Wait, I think the nurses have a shot for that.
>
Wow... thats an awfully big needle... where exactly you putting that? Um... where? That sounds like it could... <passes out>
Newbies...so concerned about their <donkey>. Wait till he gets a load of Lou Dripkin.
The NASCAR driver who couldn't hold his bladder long enough to race a full lap? That Lou Dripkin?
May I be the first to wish you Merry Christmas!!!
No thanks, I'm full.
What were you thinking??? Shame on you!!!!!
I'm thinking he's a rum fellow. That might be a male Turk.
<Hoover>ed rum, ruining yet another cooking expedition.
<Hoover>ed rum, ruining yet another cooking expedition.
Your mail program has obviously not contracted the Glodbreg virus. I know because infected mail programs replace that with "dabned". Wait, I think the nurses have a shot for that.
Your mail program has obviously not contracted the Glodbreg virus. I know
because infected mail programs replace that with "dabned". Wait, I think
the nurses have a shot for that.
Wow... thats an awfully big needle... where exactly you putting that? Um... where? That sounds like it could... <passes out>
friend?And, hey Flip, com closer to the screen so I don't have to
shout.....<whispering>
who's that Nicholas dude? Is he for real or is he your imaginary
<whispers back> I dunno, but he's quite the odd bird, no? Seems he
actually read Da Rulz before posting. We'll have to mention to the
Head Cheeze to re-encrypt them. Can't have newbies catching on too
quick.
<still whispering> so you say he's for real? A live human being? Where did
you find him? In the Dumpster (tm) behind the Deli (tm)?
I know better than to hang out behind the Deli. Or to leave the door unlocked. I thought YOU invited him along...like maybe he was your brother-in-law or something.
friend?And, hey Flip, com closer to the screen so I don't have to
shout.....<whispering>
who's that Nicholas dude? Is he for real or is he your imaginary
<whispers back> I dunno, but he's quite the odd bird, no? Seems he
actually read Da Rulz before posting. We'll have to mention to the
Head Cheeze to re-encrypt them. Can't have newbies catching on too
quick.
<still whispering> so you say he's for real? A live human being? Where did
you find him? In the Dumpster (tm) behind the Deli (tm)?
<Whispers>No, in the garbage disposal in the sink. I was trying to find my lost ring and got lost.
him he finallyNurse........NUrse........NURSE...... call Da Undertaker......and tell
can pick up the food for the Aarwark I promised him.
<whispers to himself> Oh no, not again.
Again?
The OTHER aardvark incident.
Doc? I thought I was trying out for the Janitor position? Thats some
fine print for ya... I go to clean up the blood, then they tell me to
close up... That would explain why I didn't get keys to the janitor's
closet and my mop looks a lot like gause...
You better clean Da Mirror....
But they're already bloody, I can't clean them much more...
No...no....no... I have no brother in the law. Not even in prison.
I'm not in prison, per se. I got lost while trying to escape, now I'm the resident in the pipe room, I think.
Again?
The OTHER aardvark incident.And you survived that...?
Have to give Stubby a lecture in Aardwark training.
friend?And, hey Flip, com closer to the screen so I don't have to
shout.....<whispering>
who's that Nicholas dude? Is he for real or is he your imaginary
I'm YOUR imaginary friend. :)
Nurse, can you adjust this fellas Clue (tm) implant.
Of couse I sned a refferal to you so you can transplant him to FlipSide Medical Treatment Factory Dept. Insane.
And what is that two dots and a ) doing there? Are you trying to sned Morse code?
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<still whispering> so you say he's for real? A live human being? Where did
you find him? In the Dumpster (tm) behind the Deli (tm)?
<Whispers>No, in the garbage disposal in the sink. I was trying to
find my lost ring and got lost.
and joined what's left of the Dwarwen Demolishen Squad (DDS).
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him he finallyNurse........NUrse........NURSE...... call Da Undertaker......and tell
can pick up the food for the Aarwark I promised him.
<whispers to himself> Oh no, not again.
Again?
The OTHER aardvark incident.
And you survived that...?
Have to give Stubby a lecture in Aardwark training.
---
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No...no....no... I have no brother in the law. Not even in prison.
I'm not in prison, per se. I got lost while trying to escape, now I'm the resident in the pipe room, I think.
You get lost a lot, don't ya?
Methinks it have something to do with your Clue (tm) implant.
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Douche Industries Book of Acronyms Page 1275
FTP (Face To Palm) - That experience you get when you realize
something is so stupid, so you either smack your own forehead
or the forehead of the offending party.
<still whispering> so you say he's for real? A live human being? Where did
you find him? In the Dumpster (tm) behind the Deli (tm)?
<Whispers>No, in the garbage disposal in the sink. I was trying to find
my lost ring and got lost.
!-?-!
You mean you actually /recieved/ your decoder ring?
<shuffling papers>
STUBBY!!!
No...no....no... I have no brother in the law. Not even in prison.
I'm not in prison, per se. I got lost while trying to escape, now I'm
the resident in the pipe room, I think.
You get lost a lot, don't ya?
Methinks it have something to do with your Clue (tm) implant.
I'm a regular lost and found, just without the found.
tellNurse........NUrse........NURSE...... call Da Undertaker......and
him he finally
can pick up the food for the Aarwark I promised him.
<whispers to himself> Oh no, not again.
Again?
The OTHER aardvark incident.
And you survived that...?
Have to give Stubby a lecture in Aardwark training.
Only after I fed it some of the leftover chili. -Nothing- can stand that.
did<still whispering> so you say he's for real? A live human being? Where
you find him? In the Dumpster (tm) behind the Deli (tm)?
<Whispers>No, in the garbage disposal in the sink. I was trying to
find my lost ring and got lost.
and joined what's left of the Dwarwen Demolishen Squad (DDS).
-Hey-, how did find... err, No, why would you think that?
DD, MDD, FTP
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Douche Industries Book of Acronyms Page 1275
FTP (Face To Palm) - That experience you get when you realize something is so stupid, so you either smack your own forehead or the forehead of the offending party.
friend?And, hey Flip, com closer to the screen so I don't have to
shout.....<whispering>
who's that Nicholas dude? Is he for real or is he your imaginary
I'm YOUR imaginary friend. :)
Nurse, can you adjust this fellas Clue (tm) implant. Of couse I sned a
refferal to you so you can transplant him to FlipSide Medical Treatment
Factory Dept. Insane.
And what is that two dots and a ) doing there? Are you trying to sned Morse
code?
Sure am. It's morse code for "Won't you be my neighbor"
It's Stubby's job to ensure that all fees are collected, and that no
items are ever snedded /out/ in return for said fees.
Has he ever done that job satisfying before? Last time he got his
paycheck from FlipSide it said: Mind Your Own Buissnes on it followed by
a free ticket to the Phunny Farm.
No, but then again neither did Seamus O'Toole before him. It's just so hard to find good help these days...
Clue (tm) adjustment. Why would he else be Lost? Maybe he was on that
Quantas flight.
That would be the one where the engine blew up?
Have you hear of another?
Well, there was the 747-400 just the week after...
May I be the first to wish you Merry Christmas!!!
No thanks, I'm full.
What were you thinking??? Shame on you!!!!!
I'm thinking he's a rum fellow. That might be a male Turk.
<Hoover>ed rum, ruining yet another cooking expedition.
This was the only time <Hoover> was innocent. He didn't even
try to stir the pot. It was black long before he took office.
<Hoover>ed rum, ruining yet another cooking expedition.
Your mail program has obviously not contracted the Glodbreg virus. I know because infected mail programs replace that with "dabned". Wait,
I think the nurses have a shot for that.
Noo-ooo but I think Doc Holliday have. It's called six-on-the-beach or seven- in-a-coconut.
Again?
The OTHER aardvark incident.
And you survived that...?
Have to give Stubby a lecture in Aardwark training.
That was an /aardvark/??? Ach, laddie; that explains a lot...
<mumbling to self> Aye've /got/ tu stay awaie from that barrel-swish.
Hello Bj.rn.
07 Jan 11 04:08, you wrote to Nicholas Sharp:
Again?
The OTHER aardvark incident.And you survived that...?
Have to give Stubby a lecture in Aardwark training.
That was an /aardvark/??? Ach, laddie; that explains a lot...
<mumbling to self> Aye've /got/ tu stay awaie from that barrel-swish.
--- ScotED/386 3.0.1
* Origin: Highland Park Golf & Caber Tossing Club (1:250/306)
No...no....no... I have no brother in the law. Not even in prison.I'm not in prison, per se. I got lost while trying to escape, now I'm
the resident in the pipe room, I think.
You get lost a lot, don't ya?
Methinks it have something to do with your Clue (tm) implant.
I'm a regular lost and found, just without the found.
You misspelt "brain".
---
* Origin: . (2:230/150.6)
So long you insist in paying them in Fidobucks I'm not surprised.
Try with TRY next time and you'll see action.
Have you hear of another?
Well, there was the 747-400 just the week after...That must have been Santa. He never arrived here.
So long you insist in paying them in Fidobucks I'm not surprised. Try
with TRY next time and you'll see action.
Whaddya think I am, Rockerfeeler?
Have you hear of another?
Well, there was the 747-400 just the week after...
That must have been Santa. He never arrived here.
I think that's because he was hanging out in the girly-boys bar. St. Nicolas /is/ the patron saint of <ladies-of-the-evening>, after all.
For all I care you can be Mahatma Ghandi.
[Sigh] You think wrong....again.
The one at NeuBar was Dame Edna. At least it said so.
For all I care you can be Mahatma Ghandi.
Ma Hat, Ma Coat? Thanks.
[Sigh] You think wrong....again.
The one at NeuBar was Dame Edna. At least it said so.
Sadly, that brings back childhood memories of my old man at Halloween...