• Re: Da Rulz

    From Nicholas Sharp@1:250/501 to Björn Forsström on Wed Jan 5 18:36:11 2011
    If you had to spend all your time being
    kidnapped by monks and putting up with their ridiculous attempts at brain washing you would be worthless too! Oh! I forgot. You ARE worthless too. Uhm, what was your excuse again?

    I have none.

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    Here, you can a few of mine, if you wish.

    Ehcuod
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  • From Nicholas Sharp@1:250/501 to Da Head Cheese on Wed Jan 5 18:46:29 2011
    Hello Philip.

    09 Dec 10 00:58, you wrote to me:

    Who's Phil....
    He's "fill" now... or is it? No, wait; that's the /other/ Phil.
    He's a wise old driveller whose jackboots you are not worthy to
    lick. And he may literally be "fill" now, as well...

    No, not "fill"....I mean, I'm "full". That is, I've been told
    I'm "fulla...", err...no, wait. I'm confused. Can we start over?

    Sure thing... That'll be $1275.00, please...

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    Is that US, CA, or Mexican Pesos?

    Douche USDA
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  • From Nicholas Sharp@1:250/501 to Philip Harris on Wed Jan 5 19:50:13 2011
    Oh Philip ... dispatcher of the Monks of the High Order for the
    Distribution of Pain and mostlikely disorder and all that wonderous stuff,
    queezed into that implement for said insertion.
    Could you call'em on the MONK line of communications and tell them I
    The Renault is just a lure. The French must find creative ways to booth the tourism figures these days.


    Flip.

    Tourism or terrorist?

    <explode>Douche<implode>
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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Philip Harris on Thu Dec 9 12:06:30 2010

    Who's Phil....

    He's "fill" now... or is it? No, wait; that's the /other/ Phil.
    He's a wise old driveller whose jackboots you are not worthy to lick. And
    he may literally be "fill" now, as well...


    No, not "fill"....I mean, I'm "full". That is, I've been told I'm "fulla...", err...no, wait. I'm confused. Can we start over?

    Just press the Reset button on your respirator.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Philip Harris on Thu Dec 9 12:20:41 2010
    >> Who's Phil .... who cares. I need tribute. A Timmies
    Cheese Crostiant or however it is spelled, and some coke for the pinga, or
    better still coca leaves from Peru
    banned here will be ok too.


    The Officious Monks of the High Order for the Distribution of Pain have been dispatched to your location bearing your "Tribute". Said tribute consists of the following:

    One phool's gold encrusted coffer containing a custom tailored Clue<tm>

    Various implements for the proper insertion fo said Clue<tm>


    As these dwar...err...monks are all somewhat height challenged, it will be necessary for you to bend over to receive your tribute. Don't let the eager demeanor and cruel gleam in their eyes concern you any. They ARE Monks of the High Order for the Distribution of Pain after all...its just part of their nature.

    Voi, voi voi....as they say in Finland. I thought this was a Family Echo (tm).

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  • From Philip Harris@1:250/501 to Björn Forsström on Thu Dec 9 18:14:37 2010

    Who's Phil....

    He's "fill" now... or is it? No, wait; that's the /other/ Phil.
    He's a wise old driveller whose jackboots you are not worthy to lick. And
    he may literally be "fill" now, as well...


    No, not "fill"....I mean, I'm "full". That is, I've been told I'm "fulla...", err...no, wait. I'm confused. Can we start over?

    Just press the Reset button on your respirator.


    Oh. What's that hissing noise? Someone have a light?


    Flip.
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  • From Philip Harris@1:250/501 to Björn Forsström on Thu Dec 9 18:20:14 2010
    >> Who's Phil .... who cares. I need tribute. A Timmies
    Cheese Crostiant or however it is spelled, and some coke for the pinga, or
    better still coca leaves from Peru
    banned here will be ok too.


    The Officious Monks of the High Order for the Distribution of Pain
    have been dispatched to your location bearing your "Tribute". Said tribute consists of the following:

    One phool's gold encrusted coffer containing a custom tailored Clue<tm>

    Various implements for the proper insertion fo said Clue<tm>


    As these dwar...err...monks are all somewhat height challenged, it
    will be necessary for you to bend over to receive your tribute. Don't let the eager demeanor and cruel gleam in their eyes concern you any. They ARE Monks of the High Order for the Distribution of Pain after all...its just part of their nature.

    Voi, voi voi....as they say in Finland. I thought this was a Family Echo (tm).


    It is a BBC broadcast.


    Flip.
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  • From PETER COGGON@1:123/140 to PHILIP HARRIS on Thu Dec 23 21:13:00 2010
    Oh Philip ... dispatcher of the Monks of the High Order for the
    Distribution of Pain and mostlikely disorder and all that wonderous
    stuff, queezed into that implement for said insertion.

    Could you call'em on the MONK line of communications and tell
    them I need along with my Timmies order of Chesse Crossiants
    2 Large Hot Chocolates, and with a mint teabag in there to steep.

    I would feel all so much better at Impliemento-insertion-time.

    Quoting Philip Harris to Peter Coggon <=-

    The Officious Monks of the High Order for the Distribution of Pain
    have been dispatched to your location bearing your "Tribute". Said
    tribute consists of the following:
    >
    One phool's gold encrusted coffer containing a custom tailored
    Clue<tm>
    Various implements for the proper insertion fo said Clue<tm>
    >

    Is that also with Monk Approved Hand Cleaner, of safe chemicals
    I would like to do my part to see a greener EARTH.

    As these dwar...err...monks are all somewhat height challenged, it
    will be necessary for you to bend over to receive your tribute. Don't
    let the eager demeanor and cruel gleam in their eyes concern you any.
    They ARE Monks of the High Order for the Distribution of Pain after all...its just part of their nature.

    Thats ok .... I can accomodate them ...heeee heee really. <snicker>
    so long as they hold my hand at the appointed hour, and not before
    the hour of the BIG DUMP where all scatter , the sirens wale and
    those doors are opened, and the windows to the outside of the
    Great White North ...eh. Pretty darn intense, so tell'em monks
    to wear the apprpriate head gear as being too short they might suffer
    lower level amounts of toxic stink emitting when I perform my morning ritual...right after breakie... and also again at dinner...SO they
    must arrive, at dusk, and I will be available to receive them
    and my order, and their tribute, and may the powers to be have
    mercy on them...should they disturb the hidden weapon.

    Flip (aka Phil: "Who's Peter?...who cares?"
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    No Problem ... aka Phil " Who's Peter ... who cares? Well I
    do care for the Monks, as they can join in my battle with the
    Willow Beach Warrior and his Toyko Rose, and carry forth after
    the tibute insertion ... a mission for my Republic where I
    reign as surpreme Leader....King for life, and El Presidente
    for life...dispatching all opponents and the dwarf Monks will
    fit very well into my sick plans for the world when I take over.

    Oh yeah ... to be kind as I am sick.. could you have the Monks
    buy some Timmies Timbits for themselves..perhaps a nice big oversized
    box of them...so they'll feel at home. They can consider paying
    for it as a form of taxes to my corrupt but stable happy nation.

    Have to go now... making mint tea.

    Pete
    El Presidente for Life
    Leader for Life
    PRJP ... the Center of the Universe



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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Philip Harris on Fri Dec 24 02:06:06 2010

    You haven't done anything meaningful since the civil war in Scotland when
    Stubby tried to fill up his <donkey> with an old fart so no, I didn't
    expect anything from you.

    And why would I do anything meaningful? This IS Mindless Chatter and Drivel after all.

    So....that doesn't mean that you can do whatever you want now, does it?

    Besides, Catholic monks, Buddhist Monks, they are all
    the same and they won't let me be.

    They're not the same at all and with that attitude I can understand why they won't let you bee. One group is black while the other is orange.

    If you had to spend all your time being
    kidnapped by monks and putting up with their ridiculous attempts at brain washing you would be worthless too! Oh! I forgot. You ARE worthless too. Uhm, what was your excuse again?

    I have none.

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  • From Da Head Cheese@1:250/306 to Philip Harris on Thu Dec 23 20:39:32 2010
    Hello Philip.

    09 Dec 10 00:58, you wrote to me:

    Who's Phil....
    He's "fill" now... or is it? No, wait; that's the /other/ Phil.
    He's a wise old driveller whose jackboots you are not worthy to
    lick. And he may literally be "fill" now, as well...

    No, not "fill"....I mean, I'm "full". That is, I've been told
    I'm "fulla...", err...no, wait. I'm confused. Can we start over?

    Sure thing... That'll be $1275.00, please...

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  • From Michael Grant@1:250/306 to Philip Harris on Thu Dec 23 21:24:20 2010
    Hello Philip.

    09 Dec 10 18:14, you wrote to Björn Forsström:

    Just press the Reset button on your respirator.

    Oh. What's that hissing noise? Someone have a light?

    Crissake, NO! Remember, you're in the Deli!

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  • From Michael Grant@1:250/306 to Nicholas Sharp on Thu Dec 23 21:01:26 2010
    Hello Nicholas.

    14 Dec 10 23:31, you wrote to Philip Harris:

    <Puts hands in pockets. Rocks back and forth on feet. Whistles a
    tune briefly.> Oh, hey...I think I heard an aardvark outside. Maybe
    Russ Edwards out there. <Exits through back door>.
    <Enters the room> I'm back with my torch... Hey, where did
    everyone go? <Lights torch>...

    ********** ****** ****** *** *** **** ************ ********** ********** ***** ***** ****
    **** **** **** **** **** **** **** ***** **** ****
    **** **** **** **** **** **** **** *** **** ****
    **** **** **** **** **** **** **** *** **** **** ********* **** **** **** **** **** *** **** **** ********* **** **** **** **** **** *** **** ****
    **** **** **** **** **** **** **** * **** ****
    **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** ****
    **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** ************ ********** ********** **** ****
    ********** ****** ****** **** **** !!!!

    Congradulations!
    You Have Just Been Demolished By The DDS.

    1275th Attack Dwarves
    Special Ops Division
    Dwarven Demolition Squad
    MC&D

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Philip Harris on Thu Dec 30 15:27:11 2010
    >
    +--->> >> You haven't done anything meaningful since the civil war in Scotland
    | > when
    | > >> Stubby tried to fill up his <donkey> with an old fart so no, I didn't | > >> expect anything from you.
    | >
    | > PH> And why would I do anything meaningful? This IS Mindless Chatter
    and | > PH> Drivel after all.
    | >
    | > So....that doesn't mean that you can do whatever you want now, does it?
    |
    +---Right. A quandry I avoid by doing nothing. And so we come full circle.

    Have you joined the Hacker Convention in Germany? Or is this your
    normal you?


    Besides, Catholic monks, Buddhist Monks, they are all
    the same and they won't let me be.

    They're not the same at all and with that attitude I can understand why
    they won't let you bee. One group is black while the other is orange.

    Black 'uns just don't scrub as hard during their semi-annual bathing ritual.

    Denying is a river in Egypt.

    If you had to spend all your time being
    kidnapped by monks and putting up with their ridiculous attempts at
    brain washing you would be worthless too! Oh! I forgot. You ARE
    worthless too. Uhm, what was your excuse again?

    I have none.

    Which is why you are one of the family.

    Kap Kun Kap Mom.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Nicholas Sharp on Thu Jan 6 10:36:30 2011
    If you had to spend all your time being
    kidnapped by monks and putting up with their ridiculous attempts at
    brain washing you would be worthless too! Oh! I forgot. You ARE
    worthless too. Uhm, what was your excuse again?

    I have none.

    Here, you can a few of mine, if you wish.

    No thanks. The last time someone said that to me was the former Da Head
    Cheeze and then I ended up in his outhouse.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Nicholas Sharp on Thu Jan 6 10:40:37 2011

    Who's Phil....
    He's "fill" now... or is it? No, wait; that's the /other/ Phil.
    He's a wise old driveller whose jackboots you are not worthy to
    lick. And he may literally be "fill" now, as well...

    No, not "fill"....I mean, I'm "full". That is, I've been told
    I'm "fulla...", err...no, wait. I'm confused. Can we start over?

    Sure thing... That'll be $1275.00, please...

    --- GoldED/386 3.0.1
    * Origin: CADB Calgary: Home of the Dwarven Demolition Squad! (1:250/306)

    Is that US, CA, or Mexican Pesos?

    THB.

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  • From Da Head Cheese@1:250/306 to Philip Harris on Thu Jan 6 19:51:14 2011
    Hello Philip.

    29 Dec 10 16:58, you wrote to me:

    I'm "fulla...", err...no, wait. I'm confused. Can we start
    over?
    Sure thing... That'll be $1275.00, please...

    The term "in the mail" comes to mind.

    Netmail, E-Mail, or snail mail?

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  • From Michael Grant@1:250/306 to Nicholas Sharp on Thu Jan 6 21:37:03 2011
    Hello Nicholas.

    05 Jan 11 18:46, you wrote to Da Head Cheese:

    Sure thing... That'll be $1275.00, please...

    Is that US, CA, or Mexican Pesos?

    CDN funds only. The US dollar is making the Mexican Peso look attractive these days.


    --- GoldED/386 3.0.1
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  • From Da Head Cheeze@1:250/306 to Harry Squindo on Fri Jan 15 19:53:38 2010
    Hello Harry.

    10 Jan 10 19:03, you wrote to me:

    You know I have not seen this posted since I wuz a bbs' er back in
    the 90's. Used to be a decent echo back then... Are Aarvarks an
    endangered species nowadays? ..

    They're pretty scarce these days... many ovum have fled to those new, trendy places, like ButtBook<tm> and Twit-yer<tm>

    Maybe you never sent out the decoder rings... It can't be the claims about honesty

    Stubby MacPherson was supposed to -* Danb! I'll bet he pawned them to buy a bottle of scotch instead!

    after all how many honest presidents have we elected over the
    years...

    I haven't elected any, I'm a Canuck. Mind you, we Canucks have elected plenty of dishonest Prime Ministers...

    And with the cost of oil these days

    I have all the oil I need. I live in Saudi Alberta.

    it's really a surprised to see the membership dues have not
    changed... Has the price of drivel fallen that low??

    That's the cost of maintaining traditions.

    All the dwarves have been hired by the WWE from what I last heard.
    So it's kind of hard to expect them to explain much these days....

    It was /always/ hard to get any sort of explaination out of 'em, sensible or otherwise, even when this place was packed.

    Ahhhh I still have a pail of SPACKle (tm) down in the basement somplace.... Let me know when you find life on this planet...

    Great... the Motor Pool needs a new chief mechanic. Since you already have the required skin remo-, um, I mean "hand cleaner", you're hired.

    LOL Dripkin ... is Louie still playing with the sheep after all
    these years

    Verily... moreso these days, even. He hardly ever has time to poke his considerably sized nose in here anymore, 'cause he's so busy "tending" to his "flock".

    This message will self destruct in 10 seconds .... Good luck Jim!

    I.....
    can't reach...
    the...
    shutoff.....
    swi-<BOOOOM!!!>


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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Nicholas Sharp on Sat Dec 18 01:25:56 2010

    No, not "fill"....I mean, I'm "full". That is, I've been told I'm
    "fulla...", err...no, wait. I'm confused. Can we start over?

    Just press the Reset button on your respirator.

    Oh. What's that hissing noise? Someone have a light?

    Flip.

    Light, I know I have a lighter around here somewhere... where did it go? Oh there it is... wait, now it won't light... hmmm... let me go get my small torch from the truck... I'll be back.

    Make sure you haven't eaten any beans and got rid of all methane gas
    prior to set fire to that torch. It might blow up in your <donkey>.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Nicholas Sharp on Sat Dec 18 01:28:46 2010

    Voi, voi voi....as they say in Finland. I thought this was a Family
    Echo
    (tm).

    Does that mean I get a family when I join up?!?!

    Only if you are in Turku.

    What if I live in Jerku?

    As they say in this country: "It's up to you."

    Its on the northern border of Turku...

    Turku doesn't have any border outside the citylimit.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Philip Harris on Sat Dec 18 01:41:53 2010

    Light, I know I have a lighter around here somewhere... where did it go? Oh
    there it is... wait, now it won't light... hmmm... let me go get my small
    torch from the truck... I'll be back.


    <Puts hands in pockets. Rocks back and forth on feet. Whistles a tune briefly.> Oh, hey...I think I heard an aardvark outside. Maybe Russ Edwards is out there. <Exits through back door>.

    Exits are always through the back door but he fooled you this time.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Philip Harris on Sat Dec 18 01:53:17 2010

    Thats the Fins for you...always something to complain about. Just tell
    them to patrol their borders more carefully. Its obviously a plot on
    behalf of the Brits to export their Muslim problems to areas further
    north. Since Muslims have an aversion to liquid H2O, ice is the clear
    solution.

    Hey, the one back home were more in to mixing <spack> with other liquids
    and now he has even become liquid <spack> himself.


    THAT is more frightening than I can articulate...therefore I will now drink profusely and passout in a corner. Over there. Somewhere.

    Have you asked the Aardwark if that's Ok? He might object. What if he can't stand the smell?

    Wake me when the nurses get the spankie machine figured out.

    Don't worry. You'll find out......someway.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Nicholas Sharp on Sat Dec 18 02:01:12 2010

    <Puts hands in pockets. Rocks back and forth on feet. Whistles a tune
    briefly.> Oh, hey...I think I heard an aardvark outside. Maybe Russ Edwards
    out there. <Exits through back door>.

    <Enters the room> I'm back with my torch... Hey, where did everyone go? <Lights torch>...

    Zee ya in da next Universe.
    I'll be the one cleaning up after you.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to PETER COGGON on Fri Dec 24 16:00:05 2010

    Oh Philip ... dispatcher of the Monks of the High Order for the Distribution of Pain and mostlikely disorder and all that wonderous stuff, queezed into that implement for said insertion.

    Why do you lick his <donkey> like that? He isn't worth it.

    Could you call'em on the MONK line of communications and tell them I need along with my Timmies order of Chesse Crossiants 2 Large Hot Chocolates, and with a mint teabag in there to steep.

    Don't need to call 'em. I see them every morning.

    I would feel all so much better at Impliemento-insertion-time.

    I bet you do.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Philip Harris on Sat Jan 1 03:13:26 2011
    Oh Philip ... dispatcher of the Monks of the High Order for the
    Distribution of Pain and mostlikely disorder and all that wonderous stuff,
    queezed into that implement for said insertion.
    Could you call'em on the MONK line of communications and tell them I need
    along with my Timmies order of Chesse Crossiants 2 Large Hot Chocolates,
    and with a mint teabag in there to steep.
    I would feel all so much better at Impliemento-insertion-time.

    I believe they can assist with teabags of one sort or another. Crossiant, I have my doubts. They refuse to stop over in France.

    Me too. CDG is a mess. No VIP room for the Strategic Pidgeon Air Command (SPAC). And they don't even speak the language. But the Black Renault was rather good though.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Philip Harris on Fri Jan 7 03:26:14 2011

    +--->> >> You haven't done anything meaningful since the civil war in
    Scotland
    | > when
    | > >> Stubby tried to fill up his <donkey> with an old fart so no,
    I didn't | > >> expect anything from you.
    | >
    | > PH> And why would I do anything meaningful? This IS Mindless
    Chatter
    and | > PH> Drivel after all.
    | >
    | > So....that doesn't mean that you can do whatever you want now,
    does it?
    |
    +---Right. A quandry I avoid by doing nothing. And so we come full
    circle.

    Have you joined the Hacker Convention in Germany? Or is this your normal
    you?

    I'm in the US, therefore I have rights....or so the rumor goes.

    You have the right to be extra-dited to Turkmenistan.


    Besides, Catholic monks, Buddhist Monks, they are all
    the same and they won't let me be.

    They're not the same at all and with that attitude I can understand why
    they won't let you bee. One group is black while the other is orange.

    Black 'uns just don't scrub as hard during their semi-annual bathing
    ritual.

    Denying is a river in Egypt.

    Oh, so you know where the dwarves goe to bath. Perhaps joining them next go around would be a good idea.

    If you like to be sharkfood so sure, go ahead.
    Why do you think the number of dwarfs are going down. Or are you using them for some strange pupose at FlipSide Medical Industries?

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Philip Harris on Fri Jan 7 03:36:03 2011
    Oh Philip ... dispatcher of the Monks of the High Order for the
    Distribution of Pain and mostlikely disorder and all that wonderous
    stuff,
    queezed into that implement for said insertion.
    Could you call'em on the MONK line of communications and tell them I
    need
    along with my Timmies order of Chesse Crossiants 2 Large Hot
    Chocolates,
    and with a mint teabag in there to steep.
    I would feel all so much better at Impliemento-insertion-time.

    I believe they can assist with teabags of one sort or another.
    Crossiant, I have my doubts. They refuse to stop over in France.

    Me too. CDG is a mess. No VIP room for the Strategic Pidgeon Air Command
    (SPAC). And they don't even speak the language. But the Black Renault was
    rather good though.



    The Renault is just a lure. The French must find creative ways to booth the tourism figures these days.

    Sure. Selling a repainted yellow Dauphine from 1956 as a gastronomic
    experience is like eating a cockroach thinking it is a lobster.

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  • From Nicholas Sharp@1:250/501 to Björn Forsström on Fri Jan 7 16:50:36 2011
    Oh, so you know where the dwarves goe to bath. Perhaps joining them next go around would be a good idea.

    If you like to be sharkfood so sure, go ahead.
    Why do you think the number of dwarfs are going down. Or are you using them for some strange pupose at FlipSide Medical Industries?

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    <Whispers to himself>oh no, he found out... Gotta hide the chili recipe, quick Paging Dr. Douche, Dr. Douche, you're needed in rectal exam room 1.
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  • From Nicholas Sharp@1:250/501 to Björn Forsström on Fri Jan 7 16:53:30 2011
    The Renault is just a lure. The French must find creative ways to
    booth the tourism figures these days.

    Sure. Selling a repainted yellow Dauphine from 1956 as a gastronomic experience is like eating a cockroach thinking it is a lobster.

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    And boy, let me tell you, that butter sauce does -nothing- for that cockroach. Dr. Douche
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  • From Philip Harris@1:250/501 to Nicholas Sharp on Fri Jan 7 22:29:31 2011
    If you had to spend all your time being
    kidnapped by monks and putting up with their ridiculous attempts at brain washing you would be worthless too! Oh! I forgot. You ARE worthless too. Uhm, what was your excuse again?

    I have none.

    ---
    * Origin: . (2:230/150.6)

    Here, you can a few of mine, if you wish.


    Ya, you ought to give some away. You have entirely too many as it is now.


    Flip.
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  • From Philip Harris@1:250/501 to Nicholas Sharp on Fri Jan 7 22:31:28 2011
    Hello Philip.

    09 Dec 10 00:58, you wrote to me:

    Who's Phil....
    He's "fill" now... or is it? No, wait; that's the /other/ Phil.
    He's a wise old driveller whose jackboots you are not worthy to
    lick. And he may literally be "fill" now, as well...

    No, not "fill"....I mean, I'm "full". That is, I've been told
    I'm "fulla...", err...no, wait. I'm confused. Can we start over?

    Sure thing... That'll be $1275.00, please...

    --- GoldED/386 3.0.1
    * Origin: CADB Calgary: Home of the Dwarven Demolition Squad! (1:250/306)

    Is that US, CA, or Mexican Pesos?



    Australian. The Yak butter exchanges are all denominates in AUS$.


    Flip.
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  • From Philip Harris@1:250/501 to Da Head Cheese on Fri Jan 7 22:50:38 2011
    Hello Philip.

    29 Dec 10 16:58, you wrote to me:

    I'm "fulla...", err...no, wait. I'm confused. Can we start
    over?
    Sure thing... That'll be $1275.00, please...

    The term "in the mail" comes to mind.

    Netmail, E-Mail, or snail mail?



    Which is the one that comes replete with it very own supply of anthrax?

    Ummm...did I say that out loud?


    Flip.
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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Nicholas Sharp on Sat Jan 8 01:52:36 2011
    The Renault is just a lure. The French must find creative ways to
    booth the tourism figures these days.

    Sure. Selling a repainted yellow Dauphine from 1956 as a gastronomic
    experience is like eating a cockroach thinking it is a lobster.

    And boy, let me tell you, that butter sauce does -nothing- for that cockroach.

    Butter sauce to a cockroach.....you stupid Farang (tm).

    ---
    * Origin: . (2:230/150.6)
  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Nicholas Sharp on Sat Jan 8 02:02:37 2011
    Oh, so you know where the dwarves goe to bath. Perhaps joining them
    next go around would be a good idea.

    If you like to be sharkfood so sure, go ahead.
    Why do you think the number of dwarfs are going down. Or are you using them
    for some strange pupose at FlipSide Medical Industries?

    <Whispers to himself>oh no, he found out... Gotta hide the chili recipe, quick Paging Dr. Douche, Dr. Douche, you're needed in rectal exam room 1.

    Didn't I tell you that there are no recipe for Chili (tm) you stupid Farang (tm).
    The secret is in the number.

    ---
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  • From Da Head Cheeze@1:250/306 to All on Sat Jan 2 16:18:30 2010
    Mindless Chatter And Drivel
    ===========================

    A conference devoted to babbling on and on about utter nonsense, for those in the United States, Canada and all other parts unknown. People who post serious topics, personal messages, BBS ads, or advertising of ANY KIND will be verbally chastised by everybody in the whole blamed echo. THIS IS YOUR ONLY WARNING! Messages are light-hearted, with no chance of accidental seriousness.
    A perfect place for stressed-out persons to find fast relief. Hershey Bars allowed. Meatloaf allowed. Aardvarks allowed. Nose picking allowed. Cat jokes allowed. Suspend your reality at the door and be ready to make fun of yourself. No gross profanity allowed, unless expressed with force by the MODERATOR. Math proofs and box tops will help, but not much.

    An Explanation Of Implied Rules So That Even The Most Ignorant Person
    Has An Opportunity To Learn Them Painlessly Before We Kick Your Butt! =====================================================================
    1. NO ADVERTISING! This includes BBS ADS, MLM ADS, ADS for lost animals, ADS for humanitarian appeals, ADS for lost relatives, living or dead, requests for parts or labor, WalMart Specials, Brown Sugar, slats, and old geezers playing Cribbage. Don't mess with me, I mean business here.. trust me!

    2. Don't even THINK about applying for Membership unless you are willing to sned $1275.00 (in *CDN* funds, since the US Dollar has now tanked) for your Drivelling Papers, Phunny Hats, Decoder Rings and any other souvenirs we might dream up. And don't be surprised if you don't RECEIVE any of the aformentioned items. We make absolutely NO CLAIMS about our honesty here.. only that you'll regret your visit.

    3. If you make comments to other peoples' messages, or are annoying in any way, you are in serious danger of being drafted as the Moderator. This is a PUBLIC ECHO. No private messages are possible, encouraged or tolerated. Any of these words you do not understand will be painfully explained to you by the resident dwarves.

    4. Be it hereby known that we reserve the right to poke fun at ourselves, Catholics, Protestants, JWs, Baptists, Mormons, Hippies, Jews, Rastafarians, Baha'is, Unitarians, Muslims, Buddists, Atheists, Agnostics, Scientologists, Anarchists, homosexuals, heterosexuals, androgenous people, asexuals, celebates, televangelists, motivational speakers, 80's rappers, witches, cats, dogs, squirrels, fish, waterfowl, boars, ethnical people, unethnical people, Gregorian Chanters, Celine Dion, stone masons, gondaloons, bedoobies and passflooses, or you'll be in for a spankie. Any SERIOUS discussion of ANY kind will be met with LARGE PILES OF PIGEON {SPACK} and last year's supply of boiled kale and lutefisk.

    5. All things being equal, The Moderator shall reserve the power to slap you around suddenly and for no apparent reason... just for the ugly thrill of it. When YOU get to be Moderator, YOU can make the rules.

    6. This is NOT the FLAME conference. Mild, gentle flames are acceptable for a Newbie who didn't bother to read these rules before barging in without a BARGE license. HOWEVER, blatent profanity or prolonged abuse will NOT be tolerated under any circumstances. If you MUST blow off steam, USE NETMAIL, or Lou Dripkin will teach you the EWE DANCE.

    7. For heaven's sake, don't spout off about your political observations. Nobody cares, least of all ME. There are 900+ other places in FidoNet to go for that, which shall all remain nameless. If you persist in this kind of behavior, we will send our cousins (Nunzio and Guido, the Jewish Flatulators) over to your house to perform rhinoplasty on your goiter, or some other such disgusting and equally rewarding tripe. We mean BUSINESS here.

    8. Okay, Phil, this one's for you. NO PUFTAS! (A concession to Phil Harris from Andy Peed; a tradition)


    ... Da RULZ!!! Ignore at your own risk!
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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Philip Harris on Sun Dec 12 01:44:32 2010

    He's "fill" now... or is it? No, wait; that's the /other/ Phil.
    He's a wise old driveller whose jackboots you are not worthy to lick.
    And he may literally be "fill" now, as well...


    No, not "fill"....I mean, I'm "full". That is, I've been told I'm
    "fulla...", err...no, wait. I'm confused. Can we start over?

    Just press the Reset button on your respirator.


    Oh. What's that hissing noise? Someone have a light?

    Yuo have never done as I say before so why did you do it this time?
    That hiising soud tells you that you did reset the boiler and soon you
    will have Stubby to deal with. He will not be pleased that you interfer
    with his Magica De Hex brew. What you can do now is to put on the
    coat of mail and pray to Da Head Cheeze that his connection with
    Claymoore Castle is upp and running so he can put a damper on
    the Claymoore Broadsword so it won't do a self-boot and start
    swinging all by its own. If you want some help I can go to the nearest
    Buddah temple to see if I can find the switch that will put on the
    light whereever you are.

    ---
    * Origin: . (2:230/150.6)
  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Philip Harris on Sun Dec 12 01:59:19 2010
    >> Who's Phil .... who cares. I need tribute. A Timmies
    Cheese Crostiant or however it is spelled, and some coke for the pinga,
    or
    better still coca leaves from Peru
    banned here will be ok too.


    The Officious Monks of the High Order for the Distribution of Pain
    have been dispatched to your location bearing your "Tribute". Said
    tribute consists of the following:

    One phool's gold encrusted coffer containing a custom tailored
    Clue<tm>

    Various implements for the proper insertion fo said Clue<tm>


    As these dwar...err...monks are all somewhat height challenged, it
    will be necessary for you to bend over to receive your tribute. Don't
    let the eager demeanor and cruel gleam in their eyes concern you any.
    They ARE Monks of the High Order for the Distribution of Pain after
    all...its just part of their nature.

    Voi, voi voi....as they say in Finland. I thought this was a Family Echo
    (tm).


    It is a BBC broadcast.

    So what? They sned all over the world, even in Finland and that have now
    caused an international incident saying: This is really stupid, we ordered
    some ice in the wiskey and not for hell to freeze over an here we are sitting with the icebreakers running all over the Baltic Sea searching for something
    to do and blaim the Russkies for starting the next snow-ball war.

    ---
    * Origin: . (2:230/150.6)
  • From Philip Harris@1:250/501 to Björn Forsström on Sat Dec 18 19:39:31 2010

    Hey, the one back home were more in to mixing <spack> with other
    liquids
    and now he has even become liquid <spack> himself.


    THAT is more frightening than I can articulate...therefore I will now drink profusely and passout in a corner. Over there. Somewhere.

    Have you asked the Aardwark if that's Ok? He might object. What if he can't stand the smell?


    Then their is always the catapult. For him, not me. Its an ok ride at first, but the descent has an unpleasant aftermath.


    Flip.
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  • From Philip Harris@1:250/501 to Björn Forsström on Sat Dec 18 19:51:17 2010

    <Puts hands in pockets. Rocks back and forth on feet. Whistles a tune
    briefly.> Oh, hey...I think I heard an aardvark outside. Maybe Russ Edwards
    out there. <Exits through back door>.

    <Enters the room> I'm back with my torch... Hey, where did everyone
    go? <Lights torch>...

    Zee ya in da next Universe.
    I'll be the one cleaning up after you.


    You didn't think -I- was going to clean up after my dirty deeds, did you?


    Flip.
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  • From Nicholas Sharp@1:250/501 to Philip Harris on Sat Jan 8 21:32:10 2011
    If you had to spend all your time being
    kidnapped by monks and putting up with their ridiculous attempts at brain washing you would be worthless too! Oh! I forgot. You ARE worthless too. Uhm, what was your excuse again?

    I have none.

    ---
    * Origin: . (2:230/150.6)

    Here, you can a few of mine, if you wish.


    Ya, you ought to give some away. You have entirely too many as it is now.


    Flip.

    Well, of course. How else am I supposed to explain all the weird noises that come from my corner at Flip Side Medical?

    Dr. Douche
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  • From Nicholas Sharp@1:250/501 to Philip Harris on Sat Jan 8 21:42:01 2011
    Hello Philip.

    29 Dec 10 16:58, you wrote to me:

    I'm "fulla...", err...no, wait. I'm confused. Can we start
    over?
    Sure thing... That'll be $1275.00, please...

    The term "in the mail" comes to mind.

    Netmail, E-Mail, or snail mail?



    Which is the one that comes replete with it very own supply of anthrax?

    Ummm...did I say that out loud?


    Flip.

    They don't care anymore <twitch> kids are sniffing like coke<twitch> now, anyways. Its complete<twitch>ly harmless. Just look<twitch> at me? I'm perfectly <complete spasm>

    Dr. Douche
    Drug Testing Department
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  • From PETER COGGON@1:123/140 to BJöRN FORSSTRöM on Sat Jan 22 12:39:00 2011
    Hi Bjorn... and my keyboard can not even do those strokes
    but then...well..mmmm....well yes.

    Quoting Björn Forsström to Peter Coggon <=-

    Oh Philip ... dispatcher of the Monks of the High Order for the Distribution of Pain and mostlikely disorder and all that wonderous stuff, queezed into that implement for said insertion.

    Why do you lick his <donkey> like that? He isn't worth it.

    Lick his Donkey? You meant to expound that the MONK is a DONKEY?

    But then, if it is the Monks of the High Order, then I need to stay
    in the goodie-two-shoes zone to be saved, and get my just deserves
    which are the prompt delievery of my Timmies order.

    Either that or I gotta send my lackie the WBW to get them, and well
    he brings his idiot Girlfriend, that...well that is another story.

    Could you call'em on the MONK line of communications and tell them I need along with my Timmies order of Chesse Crossiants 2 Large Hot Chocolates, and with a mint teabag in there to steep.

    Don't need to call 'em. I see them every morning.

    Well ..Pleasz see to it, that it is sent posthaste to my local.
    I really don't want the WBW and his GF here....

    I would feel all so much better at Impliemento-insertion-time.

    I bet you do.

    Not really, as this was written sometime ago, and well...the
    old taste buds have changed. Oh yeah WBW is still lacking about
    with his idiot GF, and Howard Stern hasn't replied to my call
    to place WBW and his GF on his show...hahahahaha....but then
    well like all things, life goes on and changes everyday.

    MONKs of the High Order....well ..yes...you can bet...I don't
    they might, as I don't care. hahahahahaa... gotta run... on-air
    soon...and they want me to sitdown to be wired...bummer lots
    more text to impart....but well I got the rest of 2011.

    HEY! Happy New Year 2011 Bjornie-baby :)


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  • From PETER COGGON@1:123/140 to PHILIP HARRIS on Sat Jan 22 12:40:00 2011
    Hello Philip and Bjorn with the screwy-louey-keyboard.

    Quoting Philip Harris to Peter Coggon <=-

    Oh Philip ... dispatcher of the Monks of the High Order for the
    Distribution of Pain and mostlikely disorder and all that wonderous
    stuff, queezed into that implement for said insertion.

    Could you call'em on the MONK line of communications and tell
    them I need along with my Timmies order of Chesse Crossiants
    2 Large Hot Chocolates, and with a mint teabag in there to steep.

    I would feel all so much better at Impliemento-insertion-time.

    I believe they can assist with teabags of one sort or another.
    Crossiant, I have my doubts. They refuse to stop over in France.

    Not just Teabags....but MINT Teabags. Actually Paris....aaah the
    memory of those yummies....aaaah... but then Venice... mmmmm..oh
    well after they stop off in France...and also Italy... send them to
    RIO where my rep will meet them for the trip to HERE.



    Is that also with Monk Approved Hand Cleaner, of safe chemicals
    I would like to do my part to see a greener EARTH.

    Their hands are covered in all types of green earthy materials,
    suffice it to say.

    Thats ok...so is the local DR here... but then this is the place.

    Thats ok .... I can accomodate them ...heeee heee really. <snicker>
    so long as they hold my hand at the appointed hour, and not before
    the hour of the BIG DUMP where all scatter , the sirens wale and
    those doors are opened, and the windows to the outside of the
    Great White North ...eh. Pretty darn intense, so tell'em monks
    to wear the apprpriate head gear as being too short they might suffer lower level amounts of toxic stink emitting when I perform my morning ritual...right after breakie... and also again at dinner...SO they
    must arrive, at dusk, and I will be available to receive them
    and my order, and their tribute, and may the powers to be have
    mercy on them...should they disturb the hidden weapon.

    No Problem ... aka Phil " Who's Peter ... who cares? Well I
    do care for the Monks, as they can join in my battle with the
    Willow Beach Warrior and his Toyko Rose, and carry forth after
    the tibute insertion ... a mission for my Republic where I
    reign as surpreme Leader....King for life, and El Presidente
    for life...dispatching all opponents and the dwarf Monks will
    fit very well into my sick plans for the world when I take over.

    Oh yeah ... to be kind as I am sick.. could you have the Monks
    buy some Timmies Timbits for themselves..perhaps a nice big oversized
    box of them...so they'll feel at home. They can consider paying
    for it as a form of taxes to my corrupt but stable happy nation.

    Have to go now... making mint tea.


    Definately the Jobob Memorial Escape Chute for all this drivel
    imposue'r.
    >
    Flip.

    I have the best drivel going, and get paid for it all the time
    even my 2am show...then I also do promos and practice even before
    going to sleep ....aaah that pinga delievered ...well things are
    going fuzzy ...aaah sleep cometh.
    < thud>


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  • From PETER COGGON@1:123/140 to NICHOLAS SHARP on Sat Jan 22 12:43:00 2011
    Hey Nichlas and the rest.... getting too long on the replys
    but then a long time since I got back here...oh well;

    I am not going to try reand re what you are quoting, you'll
    have to do that on your own time, and whatever....aaah
    who cares here it is again....all of it....great drivel;

    Quoting Nicholas Sharp to Peter Coggon <=-

    Oh Philip ... dispatcher of the Monks of the High Order for the
    Distribution of Pain and mostlikely disorder and all that wonderous
    stuff, queezed into that implement for said insertion.

    Could you call'em on the MONK line of communications and tell
    them I need along with my Timmies order of Chesse Crossiants
    2 Large Hot Chocolates, and with a mint teabag in there to steep.

    I would feel all so much better at Impliemento-insertion-time.

    Quoting Philip Harris to Peter Coggon <=-

    The Officious Monks of the High Order for the Distribution of Pain
    have been dispatched to your location bearing your "Tribute". Said tribute consists of the following:
    >
    One phool's gold encrusted coffer containing a custom tailored
    Clue<tm>
    Various implements for the proper insertion fo said Clue<tm>
    >

    Is that also with Monk Approved Hand Cleaner, of safe chemicals
    I would like to do my part to see a greener EARTH.

    As these dwar...err...monks are all somewhat height challenged, it
    will be necessary for you to bend over to receive your tribute. Don't let the eager demeanor and cruel gleam in their eyes concern you any. They ARE Monks of the High Order for the Distribution of Pain after all...its just part of their nature.

    Thats ok .... I can accomodate them ...heeee heee really. <snicker>
    so long as they hold my hand at the appointed hour, and not before
    the hour of the BIG DUMP where all scatter , the sirens wale and
    those doors are opened, and the windows to the outside of the
    Great White North ...eh. Pretty darn intense, so tell'em monks
    to wear the apprpriate head gear as being too short they might suffer lower level amounts of toxic stink emitting when I perform my morning ritual...right after breakie... and also again at dinner...SO they
    must arrive, at dusk, and I will be available to receive them
    and my order, and their tribute, and may the powers to be have
    mercy on them...should they disturb the hidden weapon.

    Flip (aka Phil: "Who's Peter?...who cares?"
    -!- SBBSecho 2.12-Linux
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    No Problem ... aka Phil " Who's Peter ... who cares? Well I
    do care for the Monks, as they can join in my battle with the
    Willow Beach Warrior and his Toyko Rose, and carry forth after
    the tibute insertion ... a mission for my Republic where I
    reign as surpreme Leader....King for life, and El Presidente
    for life...dispatching all opponents and the dwarf Monks will
    fit very well into my sick plans for the world when I take over.

    Oh yeah ... to be kind as I am sick.. could you have the Monks
    buy some Timmies Timbits for themselves..perhaps a nice big oversized
    box of them...so they'll feel at home. They can consider paying
    for it as a form of taxes to my corrupt but stable happy nation.

    Have to go now... making mint tea.

    Pete
    El Presidente for Life
    Leader for Life
    PRJP ... the Center of the Universe



    ... Retirement is when you get a new BOSS ...the wife! Bummer !
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    Didn't NATO invade you last month? I'm almost certain they used
    they're new <donkey> buster bomb... oh wait, that was D.C. they attacked... oh well, never mind.

    NATO? No they are tied down somewhere else. Hmmm....can not answer
    the rest....mmmm..sorry it makes....well ... no sense....oops...but
    thats ok... I agree I will not mind. Aaah where's that nurse
    Michael got for me with my yummies...?????

    Hey ... Happy New Year 2011 ... as we dribble along.



    ... ARRRRRGGGHHH!!!! ... Tension breaker, had to be done.
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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to PETER COGGON on Thu Jan 27 01:39:33 2011

    Hi Bjorn... and my keyboard can not even do those strokes but then...well..mmmm....well yes.

    Don't blame your ignorance on the keyboard. I'll help ya, ö.

    Oh Philip ... dispatcher of the Monks of the High Order for the
    Distribution of Pain and mostlikely disorder and all that wonderous
    stuff, queezed into that implement for said insertion.

    Why do you lick his <donkey> like that? He isn't worth it.

    Lick his Donkey? You meant to expound that the MONK is a DONKEY?

    Da Head Cheeze is a Monk...news to me.

    But then, if it is the Monks of the High Order, then I need to stay
    in the goodie-two-shoes zone to be saved, and get my just deserves which are the prompt delievery of my Timmies order.

    What's Timmie got to do with this?

    Either that or I gotta send my lackie the WBW to get them, and well he brings his idiot Girlfriend, that...well that is another story.

    It's only allowede in here if it contains Standard Kerosine, an old ladys bike or a crowbar.

    Could you call'em on the MONK line of communications and tell them I need
    along with my Timmies order of Chesse Crossiants 2 Large Hot Chocolates,
    and with a mint teabag in there to steep.

    The Monks use cell-phones today so you can call them yourself.

    Don't need to call 'em. I see them every morning.

    Well ..Pleasz see to it, that it is sent posthaste to my local.

    See above.

    I really don't want the WBW and his GF here....

    Neither do I but the LPFF isn't working properly after the last ERIVMS and they say that the UCNWXU is worn out and have to be replaced so I don't know when the AWVKE is up again.

    I would feel all so much better at Impliemento-insertion-time.

    I bet you do.

    Not really, as this was written sometime ago, and well...the
    old taste buds have changed. Oh yeah WBW is still lacking about
    with his idiot GF, and Howard Stern hasn't replied to my call to place WBW and his GF on his show...hahahahaha....but then well like all things, life goes on and changes everyday.

    It sure does. Life sucks eh....?

    MONKs of the High Order....well ..yes...you can bet...I don't
    they might, as I don't care. hahahahahaa... gotta run... on-air soon...and they want me to sitdown to be wired...bummer lots more text to impart....but well I got the rest of 2011.

    HEY! Happy New Year 2011 Bjornie-baby :)

    This explains why why you're so behind. Where I am it's 2554.

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  • From PETER COGGON@1:123/140 to BJöRN FORSSTRöM on Wed Feb 2 01:29:00 2011
    Hello Bjorn....

    Quoting Björn Forsström to Peter Coggon <=-

    Hi Bjorn... and my keyboard can not even do those strokes but then...well..mmmm....well yes.
    >
    Don't blame your ignorance on the keyboard. I'll help ya, ö.

    TNXz ... It is with frail pinkies I keep it up... <g>


    Oh Philip ... dispatcher of the Monks of the High Order for the
    Distribution of Pain and mostlikely disorder and all that wonderous
    stuff, queezed into that implement for said insertion.
    >
    Why do you lick his <donkey> like that? He isn't worth it.
    >
    Lick his Donkey? You meant to expound that the MONK is a DONKEY?
    >
    Da Head Cheeze is a Monk...news to me.

    Da Head Cheese is higher then a MONK....he have to be to dispatch them
    for their duties to the higher authority of DHC ,....


    But then, if it is the Monks of the High Order, then I need to stay
    in the goodie-two-shoes zone to be saved, and get my just deserves which are the prompt delievery of my Timmies order.
    >
    What's Timmie got to do with this?

    Cuz I ordered the Timmies for my party last year and they never arrived


    Either that or I gotta send my lackie the WBW to get them, and well he brings his idiot Girlfriend, that...well that is another story.
    >
    It's only allowede in here if it contains Standard Kerosine, an old
    ladys bike or a crowbar.

    Hmmm I will have to check with WBW and his idiot GF to see if they are so wquipped...but on second thought I doubt it.


    Could you call'em on the MONK line of communications and tell them I need
    along with my Timmies order of Chesse Crossiants 2 Large Hot Chocolates,
    and with a mint teabag in there to steep.
    >
    The Monks use cell-phones today so you can call them yourself.
    >
    Don't need to call 'em. I see them every morning.
    >
    Well ..Pleasz see to it, that it is sent posthaste to my local.
    >
    See above.

    Hmmm Bjorn.. I noted "see above". <1> I was to call'em on their
    jelly-cell phones..but alast no number or a listing....then reading
    below that...where you say to phone them....you advise don't call'em
    as you see them every morning. That leaves an impression you get
    serviced every morning...or hmmmm ???? Thus the next "see above"
    my direct order as El Presidente to get my order from Timmies here.

    Like where does it have to come from...???? Alberta???


    I really don't want the WBW and his GF here....
    >
    Neither do I but the LPFF isn't working properly after the last ERIVMS
    and they say that the UCNWXU is worn out and have to be replaced so I don't know when the AWVKE is up again.

    Well I agree with you on the WBW and his idiot GF...They are needed on
    the Howard Stern Show... perfect. Believe me.... YOU will never want
    them to visit you at home. If my LPFF wasn't working and the
    auto to the ERIVMSsituation isn't working either due to UCNWXU
    worned and having to be replaced....then I say we are in dire straits
    with the AWVKE down with the LPFF, but then with all system and ASBM
    there should be a JITSTBCCT to correct which might help.

    HEY! Happy New Year 2011 Bjornie-baby :)
    >
    This explains why why you're so behind. Where I am it's 2554.

    Then of course you must convert to Terran values of time, which
    differes from Universal time and date and where all is in the
    scheme of things.

    We don't have New Year to celebrate... just keeping with Terran
    greetings...and keep watching


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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to PETER COGGON on Wed Feb 2 11:07:02 2011
    Hello Bjorn....

    Here you did it again....

    Quoting Björn Forsström to Peter Coggon <=-

    Hi Bjorn... and my keyboard can not even do those strokes but
    then...well..mmmm....well yes.

    Don't blame your ignorance on the keyboard. I'll help ya, ö.

    TNXz ... It is with frail pinkies I keep it up... <g>

    It might also help if you wear a dotted bikini.

    Oh Philip ... dispatcher of the Monks of the High Order for the
    Distribution of Pain and mostlikely disorder and all that wonderous
    stuff, queezed into that implement for said insertion.

    Why do you lick his <donkey> like that? He isn't worth it.

    Lick his Donkey? You meant to expound that the MONK is a DONKEY?

    Da Head Cheeze is a Monk...news to me.

    Da Head Cheese is higher then a MONK....he have to be to dispatch them for their duties to the higher authority of DHC ,....

    You're misinformed....again.... No one is higher then a Monk. Not even Cheeze of any kind.


    But then, if it is the Monks of the High Order, then I need to stay
    in the goodie-two-shoes zone to be saved, and get my just deserves which
    are the prompt delievery of my Timmies order.
    >
    What's Timmie got to do with this?

    Cuz I ordered the Timmies for my party last year and they never arrived

    That's what hapen when you deal with Dwarves (tm).

    Either that or I gotta send my lackie the WBW to get them, and well he
    brings his idiot Girlfriend, that...well that is another story.

    It's only allowede in here if it contains Standard Kerosine, an old ladys
    bike or a crowbar.

    Hmmm I will have to check with WBW and his idiot GF to see if they are so wquipped...but on second thought I doubt it.

    I really doubt that as well.

    Could you call'em on the MONK line of communications and tell them I
    need along with my Timmies order of Chesse Crossiants 2 Large Hot
    Chocolates, and with a mint teabag in there to steep.

    The Monks use cell-phones today so you can call them yourself.

    Don't need to call 'em. I see them every morning.

    Well ..Pleasz see to it, that it is sent posthaste to my local.

    See above.

    Hmmm Bjorn.. I noted "see above". <1> I was to call'em on their jelly-cell phones..but alast no number or a listing....then reading below that...where you say to phone them....you advise don't call'em as you see them every morning. That leaves an impression you get
    serviced every morning...or hmmmm ???? Thus the next "see above"
    my direct order as El Presidente to get my order from Timmies here.

    If you don't have their number you're not entitled to call them and I'm certainly not going to give it to ya and they don't give a <donkeys> rat
    about Timmie either.

    Like where does it have to come from...???? Alberta???

    Don't think so. Alberta is busy in the kitchen with showeling rice-noodles
    in the Deli (tm). Hence the smell.

    I really don't want the WBW and his GF here....

    Neither do I but the LPFF isn't working properly after the last ERIVMS
    and they say that the UCNWXU is worn out and have to be replaced so I
    don't know when the AWVKE is up again.

    Well I agree with you on the WBW and his idiot GF...They are needed on
    the Howard Stern Show... perfect. Believe me.... YOU will never want them to visit you at home. If my LPFF wasn't working and the
    auto to the ERIVMSsituation isn't working either due to UCNWXU worned and having to be replaced....then I say we are in dire straits with the AWVKE down with the LPFF, but then with all system and ASBM there should be a JITSTBCCT to correct which might help.

    Whole lotta shortenings you use. We once had a Doc Short here and not even
    he would have gotten any of the above.

    HEY! Happy New Year 2011 Bjornie-baby :)

    This explains why why you're so behind. Where I am it's 2554.

    Then of course you must convert to Terran values of time, which differes from Universal time and date and where all is in the scheme of things.

    Today we celebrate the Chinese New Year. The year of the Rabbit, might suit you.

    We don't have New Year to celebrate... just keeping with Terran greetings...and keep watching

    Beam me up Scotty.

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  • From Michael Grant@1:250/306 to PETER COGGON on Sat Feb 5 13:52:52 2011
    Hello PETER.


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    ╚═╝ ╚═╝ ╚═════╝ ╚═════╝ ╚═╝ ╚═══╝ ╚═════╝ ╚═╝ ╚═╝

    That's for wasting 0.000001275% of my bandwidth. Plus I just felt like it.

    Hey Nichlas and the rest.... getting too long on the replys
    but then a long time since I got back here...oh well;

    <scads of drivel snipped...>


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  • From Michael Grant@1:250/306 to Björn Forsström on Sat Feb 5 14:04:27 2011
    Hello Björn.

    27 Jan 11 01:39, you wrote to PETER COGGON:

    with his idiot GF, and Howard Stern hasn't replied to my call to
    place WBW and his GF on his show...hahahahaha....but then well
    like all things, life goes on and changes everyday.

    It sure does. Life sucks eh....?

    Why are you always in such a <spack>y mood?



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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Michael Grant on Sun Feb 6 02:24:51 2011

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    +##+ ##| +######++ +######++ ##| +####| +######++ ##+ ##++
    +=+ +=+ +=====+ +=====+ +=+ +===+ +=====+ +=+ +=+

    That's for wasting 0.000001275% of my bandwidth. Plus I just felt like it.

    Are you looosing it?
    Thatone wasn't even Stainless (tm).

    Hey Nichlas and the rest.... getting too long on the replys but then a
    long time since I got back here...oh well;

    <scads of drivel snipped...>

    Thanks.....I think.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Michael Grant on Sun Feb 6 02:34:15 2011

    with his idiot GF, and Howard Stern hasn't replied to my call to place
    WBW and his GF on his show...hahahahaha....but then well like all
    things, life goes on and changes everyday.

    It sure does. Life sucks eh....?

    Why are you always in such a <spack>y mood?

    If you can give me 12.75 hours I'll explain it to you.
    It all started with a burned toaster and a referral to FlipSide.....and it seems
    that even his toaster is burned.

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  • From Michael Grant@1:250/306 to Björn Forsström on Sun Feb 6 22:56:44 2011
    Hello Björn.

    06 Feb 11 02:24, you wrote to me:

    <toong.asc snipped>

    That's for wasting 0.000001275% of my bandwidth. Plus I just felt
    like it.
    Are you looosing it?
    Thatone wasn't even Stainless (tm).

    Not that I have to explain myself to the likes of you, but here goes anyways:

    Rule #5.


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  • From Michael Grant@1:250/306 to Björn Forsström on Sun Feb 6 22:28:47 2011
    Hello Björn.

    06 Feb 11 02:34, you wrote to me:

    It sure does. Life sucks eh....?
    Why are you always in such a <spack>y mood?

    If you can give me 12.75 hours I'll explain it to you.
    It all started with a burned toaster and a referral to
    FlipSide.....and it seems that even his toaster is burned.

    I see... Flip must have burned your <donkey>.


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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Michael Grant on Wed Feb 9 02:57:25 2011

    <toong.asc snipped>

    That's for wasting 0.000001275% of my bandwidth. Plus I just felt like
    it.
    Are you looosing it?
    Thatone wasn't even Stainless (tm).

    Not that I have to explain myself to the likes of you, but here goes anyways:

    Rule #5.

    Asch my Lad, you ARE losing it.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to Michael Grant on Fri Feb 11 02:44:23 2011

    It sure does. Life sucks eh....?
    Why are you always in such a <spack>y mood?

    If you can give me 12.75 hours I'll explain it to you. It all started
    with a burned toaster and a referral to
    FlipSide.....and it seems that even his toaster is burned.

    I see... Flip must have burned your <donkey>.

    Noooo.....my <donkey> was at least 12.75 m away from his toaster
    when I saw smoke coming up from it so don't blame me for his
    mistake.

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  • From Björn Forsström@2:230/150.6 to PETER COGGON on Sun Feb 13 12:17:23 2011

    Here you did it again....

    Na ...not me Bjorn... not me <snicker> ....

    You misspeld Yes.

    It might also help if you wear a dotted bikini.

    I don't have one. But then it depends on the colour too,
    that is most important.

    As long as it have dots no one cares.

    You're misinformed....again.... No one is higher then a Monk. Not even
    Cheeze of any kind.

    Then where are they...never arrived, unless....oops perhaps the cheekie MONKs came across the ice..and went "Plop" in the ice. Poor MONKS.

    How can there be ice when it's 97 F in the shadow?

    If you don't have their number you're not entitled to call them and I'm
    certainly not going to give it to ya and they don't give a <donkeys> rat
    about Timmie either.

    Well then! I don't want the number, I sent the WBW to my favourite chew n choke, and he, to suck up to me, gave me a chocolate with a peppermint teabag and that was great....phooey on Timmies now I cancell my order with the useless MONKs....they mostlikely forgot....you know these old guys.

    That's why they have their temple just beside the elephants because they
    never forget.

    Whole lotta shortenings you use. We once had a Doc Short here and not
    even he would have gotten any of the above.

    Doc Short? Really. Hmmm ... well mmmm I will have to consider all this.

    Don't take too long though. Too much processor-use can turn off the entire system. Ask Flip if/when he shows up again. Maybe it's enough with a Clue (tm) adjustment but that's up to the Nurses to decide.

    Today we celebrate the Chinese New Year. The year of the Rabbit, might
    suit you.

    I like rabbit... give 'em a whistle...bunni puts head up...BANG...dinner.

    Do that on Tiananmen Square and they will put you on the Menu at the local
    Deli (tm).

    Beam me up Scotty.

    Hmmm ... that line was never used. But thats ok...where you are at,

    Obviously you have absolutley no Clue (tm) where I am.

    and I am begining to suspect the secret cravings of the MONKs if they are into dotted bikinis.

    Next time it blows I'll look out to see what they have under the gown.

    Have to go...flying today...and while an opening I am outta here toodles

    First you say Have to go and then flying....problems with making you mind up?

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  • From PETER COGGON@1:123/140 to BJöRN FORSSTRöM on Sat Feb 12 12:05:00 2011
    Quoting Björn Forsström to Peter Coggon <=-

    Here you did it again....

    Na ...not me Bjorn... not me <snicker> ....

    It might also help if you wear a dotted bikini.

    I don't have one. But then it depends on the colour too,
    that is most important.

    You're misinformed....again.... No one is higher then a Monk. Not even Cheeze of any kind.

    Then where are they...never arrived, unless....oops perhaps the
    cheekie MONKs came across the ice..and went "Plop" in the ice.
    Poor MONKS.


    If you don't have their number you're not entitled to call them and
    I'm certainly not going to give it to ya and they don't give a
    <donkeys> rat about Timmie either.

    Well then! I don't want the number, I sent the WBW to my favourite
    chew n choke, and he, to suck up to me, gave me a chocolate with
    a peppermint teabag and that was great....phooey on Timmies now
    I cancell my order with the useless MONKs....they mostlikely
    forgot....you know these old guys.

    Whole lotta shortenings you use. We once had a Doc Short here and not
    even he would have gotten any of the above.

    Doc Short? Really. Hmmm ... well mmmm I will have to consider all this.

    Today we celebrate the Chinese New Year. The year of the Rabbit, might suit you.

    I like rabbit... give 'em a whistle...bunni puts head up...BANG...dinner.

    Beam me up Scotty.

    Hmmm ... that line was never used. But thats ok...where you are at,
    and I am begining to suspect the secret cravings of the MONKs if
    they are into dotted bikinis.

    -!-
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    Have to go...flying today...and while an opening I am outta here
    toodles

    Pete

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  • From PETER COGGON@1:123/140 to MICHAEL GRANT on Sat Feb 12 12:07:00 2011
    Quoting Michael Grant to Peter Coggon <=-

    Hello PETER.


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    That's for wasting 0.000001275% of my bandwidth. Plus I just felt like
    it.
    >
    > hahahahahah more snipped out...cuz I felt like it....

    <scads of drivel snipped...>
    >
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    Thats a great tribute ... I love it. Please send more...

    Pete


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  • From PETER COGGON@1:123/140 to BJöRN FORSSTRöM on Sun Feb 27 12:31:00 2011
    Greetings Ol'Bjorn;

    Quoting Björn Forsström to Peter Coggon <=-

    You misspeld Yes.

    I always say "na" as in na...eee..na..na etc.

    As long as it have dots no one cares.

    I like dots. If I look at it long enough it becomes a solid.
    BUT I like what is stuffed inside. And for that I am the beholder

    How can there be ice when it's 97 F in the shadow?

    If , as you say da monks are on their way here...then it isn't 97F
    in the shade. But then , as they arrive, I might be here, but elsewhere
    where it is better then 97F and the sun is overhead, and more like 40C.

    That's why they have their temple just beside the elephants because
    they never forget.

    But then, I invited the elephants to my place to follick in the sand
    so daz MONKS are now lost. And in any case, the WBW just brought me
    my timmies treat like a good lackie should.

    Don't take too long though. Too much processor-use can turn off the
    entire system. Ask Flip if/when he shows up again. Maybe it's enough
    with a Clue (tm) adjustment but that's up to the Nurses to decide.

    I seem to remember a Doc short, or was it Martin in primary? Oh well
    no matter, abd as the system goes down, networks display the procedure
    and all go standalone and stay within their own cell behind the CW system.
    No need for Flip or WBW.

    No nurse yet, but yeah there are some nices ones I met....

    Do that on Tiananmen Square and they will put you on the Menu at the
    local Deli (tm).

    They love me in China. I was asked by my man there...just how did
    I rate all these mulattos from down south .... A...married into the middle
    but then...I could not figure out why he asked me, as China is the most populated on earth ...but then I guess is because ...well at my age
    I can still mumble bumble with them... cha cha cha.

    The guards there BTW have no sense of humour.

    Obviously you have absolutley no Clue (tm) where I am.

    Why ... would I want to know where you are at? I like it here
    just fine. Better then other places I have been and lived. And
    I like it like that..or we'd be yelling over the fence at each other
    and no one internationally would know...besides it keep the confernece
    open , going and active.

    First you say Have to go and then flying....problems with making you
    mind up?

    Never figure out from last time, what was up the monk's gowns as you
    say they blow...mmmm. I did enjoy my 7 hour flight, and well I had
    to go to make the flight. So from having to go...and flying, is
    a progression and nothing to do with my problems in making my mind up.,
    As in fact it is well tailored and I look forward to the MONKS
    and I am sure the elephants, by being here, will attract them to the
    temple, but then they might find their most ancient temples and stay
    there in deeper mediation and spritual healing and that will be good
    for the soul, with I hope kleansing with fibreous woods of nice scent
    and partaking in fruits of nature, and all will improve their
    selfbeings .

    Short flight today. Bye ...write when you can


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