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If you had to spend all your time being
kidnapped by monks and putting up with their ridiculous attempts at brain washing you would be worthless too! Oh! I forgot. You ARE worthless too. Uhm, what was your excuse again?
I have none.
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Hello Philip.
09 Dec 10 00:58, you wrote to me:
Who's Phil....He's "fill" now... or is it? No, wait; that's the /other/ Phil.
He's a wise old driveller whose jackboots you are not worthy to
lick. And he may literally be "fill" now, as well...
No, not "fill"....I mean, I'm "full". That is, I've been told
I'm "fulla...", err...no, wait. I'm confused. Can we start over?
Sure thing... That'll be $1275.00, please...
--- GoldED/386 3.0.1
* Origin: CADB Calgary: Home of the Dwarven Demolition Squad! (1:250/306)
The Renault is just a lure. The French must find creative ways to booth the tourism figures these days.Oh Philip ... dispatcher of the Monks of the High Order for the
Distribution of Pain and mostlikely disorder and all that wonderous stuff,
queezed into that implement for said insertion.
Could you call'em on the MONK line of communications and tell them I
Flip.
Who's Phil....
He's "fill" now... or is it? No, wait; that's the /other/ Phil.
He's a wise old driveller whose jackboots you are not worthy to lick. And
he may literally be "fill" now, as well...
No, not "fill"....I mean, I'm "full". That is, I've been told I'm "fulla...", err...no, wait. I'm confused. Can we start over?
Cheese Crostiant or however it is spelled, and some coke for the pinga, or
better still coca leaves from Peru
banned here will be ok too.
The Officious Monks of the High Order for the Distribution of Pain have been dispatched to your location bearing your "Tribute". Said tribute consists of the following:
One phool's gold encrusted coffer containing a custom tailored Clue<tm>
Various implements for the proper insertion fo said Clue<tm>
As these dwar...err...monks are all somewhat height challenged, it will be necessary for you to bend over to receive your tribute. Don't let the eager demeanor and cruel gleam in their eyes concern you any. They ARE Monks of the High Order for the Distribution of Pain after all...its just part of their nature.
Who's Phil....
He's "fill" now... or is it? No, wait; that's the /other/ Phil.
He's a wise old driveller whose jackboots you are not worthy to lick. And
he may literally be "fill" now, as well...
No, not "fill"....I mean, I'm "full". That is, I've been told I'm "fulla...", err...no, wait. I'm confused. Can we start over?
Just press the Reset button on your respirator.
>> Who's Phil .... who cares. I need tribute. A Timmies
Cheese Crostiant or however it is spelled, and some coke for the pinga, or
better still coca leaves from Peru
banned here will be ok too.
The Officious Monks of the High Order for the Distribution of Pain
have been dispatched to your location bearing your "Tribute". Said tribute consists of the following:
One phool's gold encrusted coffer containing a custom tailored Clue<tm>
Various implements for the proper insertion fo said Clue<tm>
As these dwar...err...monks are all somewhat height challenged, it
will be necessary for you to bend over to receive your tribute. Don't let the eager demeanor and cruel gleam in their eyes concern you any. They ARE Monks of the High Order for the Distribution of Pain after all...its just part of their nature.
Voi, voi voi....as they say in Finland. I thought this was a Family Echo (tm).
Quoting Philip Harris to Peter Coggon <=->
The Officious Monks of the High Order for the Distribution of Pain
have been dispatched to your location bearing your "Tribute". Said
tribute consists of the following:
One phool's gold encrusted coffer containing a custom tailored>
Clue<tm>
Various implements for the proper insertion fo said Clue<tm>
As these dwar...err...monks are all somewhat height challenged, it
will be necessary for you to bend over to receive your tribute. Don't
let the eager demeanor and cruel gleam in their eyes concern you any.
They ARE Monks of the High Order for the Distribution of Pain after all...its just part of their nature.
Flip (aka Phil: "Who's Peter?...who cares?"
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You haven't done anything meaningful since the civil war in Scotland when
Stubby tried to fill up his <donkey> with an old fart so no, I didn't
expect anything from you.
And why would I do anything meaningful? This IS Mindless Chatter and Drivel after all.
Besides, Catholic monks, Buddhist Monks, they are all
the same and they won't let me be.
If you had to spend all your time being
kidnapped by monks and putting up with their ridiculous attempts at brain washing you would be worthless too! Oh! I forgot. You ARE worthless too. Uhm, what was your excuse again?
Who's Phil....He's "fill" now... or is it? No, wait; that's the /other/ Phil.
He's a wise old driveller whose jackboots you are not worthy to
lick. And he may literally be "fill" now, as well...
No, not "fill"....I mean, I'm "full". That is, I've been told
I'm "fulla...", err...no, wait. I'm confused. Can we start over?
Just press the Reset button on your respirator.
Oh. What's that hissing noise? Someone have a light?
<Puts hands in pockets. Rocks back and forth on feet. Whistles a<Enters the room> I'm back with my torch... Hey, where did
tune briefly.> Oh, hey...I think I heard an aardvark outside. Maybe
Russ Edwards out there. <Exits through back door>.
everyone go? <Lights torch>...
>+--->> >> You haven't done anything meaningful since the civil war in Scotland
| > when
| > >> Stubby tried to fill up his <donkey> with an old fart so no, I didn't | > >> expect anything from you.
| >
| > PH> And why would I do anything meaningful? This IS Mindless Chatter
and | > PH> Drivel after all.
| >
| > So....that doesn't mean that you can do whatever you want now, does it?
|
+---Right. A quandry I avoid by doing nothing. And so we come full circle.
Besides, Catholic monks, Buddhist Monks, they are all
the same and they won't let me be.
They're not the same at all and with that attitude I can understand why
they won't let you bee. One group is black while the other is orange.
Black 'uns just don't scrub as hard during their semi-annual bathing ritual.
If you had to spend all your time being
kidnapped by monks and putting up with their ridiculous attempts at
brain washing you would be worthless too! Oh! I forgot. You ARE
worthless too. Uhm, what was your excuse again?
I have none.
Which is why you are one of the family.
If you had to spend all your time being
kidnapped by monks and putting up with their ridiculous attempts at
brain washing you would be worthless too! Oh! I forgot. You ARE
worthless too. Uhm, what was your excuse again?
I have none.
Here, you can a few of mine, if you wish.
Who's Phil....He's "fill" now... or is it? No, wait; that's the /other/ Phil.
He's a wise old driveller whose jackboots you are not worthy to
lick. And he may literally be "fill" now, as well...
No, not "fill"....I mean, I'm "full". That is, I've been told
I'm "fulla...", err...no, wait. I'm confused. Can we start over?
Sure thing... That'll be $1275.00, please...
--- GoldED/386 3.0.1
* Origin: CADB Calgary: Home of the Dwarven Demolition Squad! (1:250/306)
Is that US, CA, or Mexican Pesos?
I'm "fulla...", err...no, wait. I'm confused. Can we startSure thing... That'll be $1275.00, please...
over?
The term "in the mail" comes to mind.
Sure thing... That'll be $1275.00, please...
Is that US, CA, or Mexican Pesos?
You know I have not seen this posted since I wuz a bbs' er back in
the 90's. Used to be a decent echo back then... Are Aarvarks an
endangered species nowadays? ..
Maybe you never sent out the decoder rings... It can't be the claims about honesty
after all how many honest presidents have we elected over the
years...
And with the cost of oil these days
it's really a surprised to see the membership dues have not
changed... Has the price of drivel fallen that low??
All the dwarves have been hired by the WWE from what I last heard.
So it's kind of hard to expect them to explain much these days....
Ahhhh I still have a pail of SPACKle (tm) down in the basement somplace.... Let me know when you find life on this planet...
LOL Dripkin ... is Louie still playing with the sheep after all
these years
This message will self destruct in 10 seconds .... Good luck Jim!
No, not "fill"....I mean, I'm "full". That is, I've been told I'm
"fulla...", err...no, wait. I'm confused. Can we start over?
Just press the Reset button on your respirator.
Oh. What's that hissing noise? Someone have a light?
Flip.
Light, I know I have a lighter around here somewhere... where did it go? Oh there it is... wait, now it won't light... hmmm... let me go get my small torch from the truck... I'll be back.
EchoVoi, voi voi....as they say in Finland. I thought this was a Family
(tm).
Does that mean I get a family when I join up?!?!
Only if you are in Turku.
What if I live in Jerku?
Its on the northern border of Turku...
Light, I know I have a lighter around here somewhere... where did it go? Oh
there it is... wait, now it won't light... hmmm... let me go get my small
torch from the truck... I'll be back.
<Puts hands in pockets. Rocks back and forth on feet. Whistles a tune briefly.> Oh, hey...I think I heard an aardvark outside. Maybe Russ Edwards is out there. <Exits through back door>.
Thats the Fins for you...always something to complain about. Just tell
them to patrol their borders more carefully. Its obviously a plot on
behalf of the Brits to export their Muslim problems to areas further
north. Since Muslims have an aversion to liquid H2O, ice is the clear
solution.
Hey, the one back home were more in to mixing <spack> with other liquids
and now he has even become liquid <spack> himself.
THAT is more frightening than I can articulate...therefore I will now drink profusely and passout in a corner. Over there. Somewhere.
Wake me when the nurses get the spankie machine figured out.
<Puts hands in pockets. Rocks back and forth on feet. Whistles a tune
briefly.> Oh, hey...I think I heard an aardvark outside. Maybe Russ Edwards
out there. <Exits through back door>.
<Enters the room> I'm back with my torch... Hey, where did everyone go? <Lights torch>...
Oh Philip ... dispatcher of the Monks of the High Order for the Distribution of Pain and mostlikely disorder and all that wonderous stuff, queezed into that implement for said insertion.
Could you call'em on the MONK line of communications and tell them I need along with my Timmies order of Chesse Crossiants 2 Large Hot Chocolates, and with a mint teabag in there to steep.
I would feel all so much better at Impliemento-insertion-time.
Oh Philip ... dispatcher of the Monks of the High Order for the
Distribution of Pain and mostlikely disorder and all that wonderous stuff,
queezed into that implement for said insertion.
Could you call'em on the MONK line of communications and tell them I need
along with my Timmies order of Chesse Crossiants 2 Large Hot Chocolates,
and with a mint teabag in there to steep.
I would feel all so much better at Impliemento-insertion-time.
I believe they can assist with teabags of one sort or another. Crossiant, I have my doubts. They refuse to stop over in France.
+--->> >> You haven't done anything meaningful since the civil war in
Scotland
| > when
| > >> Stubby tried to fill up his <donkey> with an old fart so no,
I didn't | > >> expect anything from you.
| >
| > PH> And why would I do anything meaningful? This IS Mindless
Chatter
and | > PH> Drivel after all.
| >
| > So....that doesn't mean that you can do whatever you want now,
does it?
|
+---Right. A quandry I avoid by doing nothing. And so we come full
circle.
Have you joined the Hacker Convention in Germany? Or is this your normal
you?
I'm in the US, therefore I have rights....or so the rumor goes.
Besides, Catholic monks, Buddhist Monks, they are all
the same and they won't let me be.
They're not the same at all and with that attitude I can understand why
they won't let you bee. One group is black while the other is orange.
Black 'uns just don't scrub as hard during their semi-annual bathing
ritual.
Denying is a river in Egypt.
Oh, so you know where the dwarves goe to bath. Perhaps joining them next go around would be a good idea.
stuff,Oh Philip ... dispatcher of the Monks of the High Order for the
Distribution of Pain and mostlikely disorder and all that wonderous
needqueezed into that implement for said insertion.
Could you call'em on the MONK line of communications and tell them I
Chocolates,along with my Timmies order of Chesse Crossiants 2 Large Hot
and with a mint teabag in there to steep.
I would feel all so much better at Impliemento-insertion-time.
I believe they can assist with teabags of one sort or another.
Crossiant, I have my doubts. They refuse to stop over in France.
Me too. CDG is a mess. No VIP room for the Strategic Pidgeon Air Command
(SPAC). And they don't even speak the language. But the Black Renault was
rather good though.
The Renault is just a lure. The French must find creative ways to booth the tourism figures these days.
Oh, so you know where the dwarves goe to bath. Perhaps joining them next go around would be a good idea.
If you like to be sharkfood so sure, go ahead.
Why do you think the number of dwarfs are going down. Or are you using them for some strange pupose at FlipSide Medical Industries?
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The Renault is just a lure. The French must find creative ways to
booth the tourism figures these days.
Sure. Selling a repainted yellow Dauphine from 1956 as a gastronomic experience is like eating a cockroach thinking it is a lobster.
---
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If you had to spend all your time being
kidnapped by monks and putting up with their ridiculous attempts at brain washing you would be worthless too! Oh! I forgot. You ARE worthless too. Uhm, what was your excuse again?
I have none.
---
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Here, you can a few of mine, if you wish.
Hello Philip.
09 Dec 10 00:58, you wrote to me:
Who's Phil....He's "fill" now... or is it? No, wait; that's the /other/ Phil.
He's a wise old driveller whose jackboots you are not worthy to
lick. And he may literally be "fill" now, as well...
No, not "fill"....I mean, I'm "full". That is, I've been told
I'm "fulla...", err...no, wait. I'm confused. Can we start over?
Sure thing... That'll be $1275.00, please...
--- GoldED/386 3.0.1
* Origin: CADB Calgary: Home of the Dwarven Demolition Squad! (1:250/306)
Is that US, CA, or Mexican Pesos?
Hello Philip.
29 Dec 10 16:58, you wrote to me:
I'm "fulla...", err...no, wait. I'm confused. Can we startSure thing... That'll be $1275.00, please...
over?
The term "in the mail" comes to mind.
Netmail, E-Mail, or snail mail?
The Renault is just a lure. The French must find creative ways to
booth the tourism figures these days.
Sure. Selling a repainted yellow Dauphine from 1956 as a gastronomic
experience is like eating a cockroach thinking it is a lobster.
And boy, let me tell you, that butter sauce does -nothing- for that cockroach.
Oh, so you know where the dwarves goe to bath. Perhaps joining them
next go around would be a good idea.
If you like to be sharkfood so sure, go ahead.
Why do you think the number of dwarfs are going down. Or are you using them
for some strange pupose at FlipSide Medical Industries?
<Whispers to himself>oh no, he found out... Gotta hide the chili recipe, quick Paging Dr. Douche, Dr. Douche, you're needed in rectal exam room 1.
And he may literally be "fill" now, as well...He's "fill" now... or is it? No, wait; that's the /other/ Phil.
He's a wise old driveller whose jackboots you are not worthy to lick.
No, not "fill"....I mean, I'm "full". That is, I've been told I'm
"fulla...", err...no, wait. I'm confused. Can we start over?
Just press the Reset button on your respirator.
Oh. What's that hissing noise? Someone have a light?
>> Who's Phil .... who cares. I need tribute. A Timmies
orCheese Crostiant or however it is spelled, and some coke for the pinga,
better still coca leaves from Peru
banned here will be ok too.
The Officious Monks of the High Order for the Distribution of Pain
have been dispatched to your location bearing your "Tribute". Said
tribute consists of the following:
One phool's gold encrusted coffer containing a custom tailored
Clue<tm>
Various implements for the proper insertion fo said Clue<tm>
As these dwar...err...monks are all somewhat height challenged, it
will be necessary for you to bend over to receive your tribute. Don't
let the eager demeanor and cruel gleam in their eyes concern you any.
They ARE Monks of the High Order for the Distribution of Pain after
all...its just part of their nature.
Voi, voi voi....as they say in Finland. I thought this was a Family Echo
(tm).
It is a BBC broadcast.
liquidsHey, the one back home were more in to mixing <spack> with other
and now he has even become liquid <spack> himself.
THAT is more frightening than I can articulate...therefore I will now drink profusely and passout in a corner. Over there. Somewhere.
Have you asked the Aardwark if that's Ok? He might object. What if he can't stand the smell?
<Puts hands in pockets. Rocks back and forth on feet. Whistles a tune
briefly.> Oh, hey...I think I heard an aardvark outside. Maybe Russ Edwards
out there. <Exits through back door>.
<Enters the room> I'm back with my torch... Hey, where did everyone
go? <Lights torch>...
Zee ya in da next Universe.
I'll be the one cleaning up after you.
If you had to spend all your time being
kidnapped by monks and putting up with their ridiculous attempts at brain washing you would be worthless too! Oh! I forgot. You ARE worthless too. Uhm, what was your excuse again?
I have none.
---
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Here, you can a few of mine, if you wish.
Ya, you ought to give some away. You have entirely too many as it is now.
Flip.
Hello Philip.
29 Dec 10 16:58, you wrote to me:
I'm "fulla...", err...no, wait. I'm confused. Can we startSure thing... That'll be $1275.00, please...
over?
The term "in the mail" comes to mind.
Netmail, E-Mail, or snail mail?
Which is the one that comes replete with it very own supply of anthrax?
Ummm...did I say that out loud?
Flip.
Quoting Björn Forsström to Peter Coggon <=-
Oh Philip ... dispatcher of the Monks of the High Order for the Distribution of Pain and mostlikely disorder and all that wonderous stuff, queezed into that implement for said insertion.
Why do you lick his <donkey> like that? He isn't worth it.
Could you call'em on the MONK line of communications and tell them I need along with my Timmies order of Chesse Crossiants 2 Large Hot Chocolates, and with a mint teabag in there to steep.
Don't need to call 'em. I see them every morning.
I would feel all so much better at Impliemento-insertion-time.
I bet you do.
Quoting Philip Harris to Peter Coggon <=-
Oh Philip ... dispatcher of the Monks of the High Order for the
Distribution of Pain and mostlikely disorder and all that wonderous
stuff, queezed into that implement for said insertion.
Could you call'em on the MONK line of communications and tell
them I need along with my Timmies order of Chesse Crossiants
2 Large Hot Chocolates, and with a mint teabag in there to steep.
I would feel all so much better at Impliemento-insertion-time.
I believe they can assist with teabags of one sort or another.
Crossiant, I have my doubts. They refuse to stop over in France.
Is that also with Monk Approved Hand Cleaner, of safe chemicals
I would like to do my part to see a greener EARTH.
Their hands are covered in all types of green earthy materials,
suffice it to say.
Thats ok .... I can accomodate them ...heeee heee really. <snicker>
so long as they hold my hand at the appointed hour, and not before
the hour of the BIG DUMP where all scatter , the sirens wale and
those doors are opened, and the windows to the outside of the
Great White North ...eh. Pretty darn intense, so tell'em monks
to wear the apprpriate head gear as being too short they might suffer lower level amounts of toxic stink emitting when I perform my morning ritual...right after breakie... and also again at dinner...SO they
must arrive, at dusk, and I will be available to receive them
and my order, and their tribute, and may the powers to be have
mercy on them...should they disturb the hidden weapon.
No Problem ... aka Phil " Who's Peter ... who cares? Well I
do care for the Monks, as they can join in my battle with the
Willow Beach Warrior and his Toyko Rose, and carry forth after
the tibute insertion ... a mission for my Republic where I
reign as surpreme Leader....King for life, and El Presidente
for life...dispatching all opponents and the dwarf Monks will
fit very well into my sick plans for the world when I take over.
Oh yeah ... to be kind as I am sick.. could you have the Monks
buy some Timmies Timbits for themselves..perhaps a nice big oversized
box of them...so they'll feel at home. They can consider paying
for it as a form of taxes to my corrupt but stable happy nation.
Have to go now... making mint tea.
Definately the Jobob Memorial Escape Chute for all this drivel>
imposue'r.
Flip.
Quoting Nicholas Sharp to Peter Coggon <=-
Oh Philip ... dispatcher of the Monks of the High Order for the
Distribution of Pain and mostlikely disorder and all that wonderous
stuff, queezed into that implement for said insertion.
Could you call'em on the MONK line of communications and tell
them I need along with my Timmies order of Chesse Crossiants
2 Large Hot Chocolates, and with a mint teabag in there to steep.
I would feel all so much better at Impliemento-insertion-time.
Quoting Philip Harris to Peter Coggon <=-
The Officious Monks of the High Order for the Distribution of Pain>
have been dispatched to your location bearing your "Tribute". Said tribute consists of the following:
One phool's gold encrusted coffer containing a custom tailored>
Clue<tm>
Various implements for the proper insertion fo said Clue<tm>
Is that also with Monk Approved Hand Cleaner, of safe chemicals
I would like to do my part to see a greener EARTH.
As these dwar...err...monks are all somewhat height challenged, it
will be necessary for you to bend over to receive your tribute. Don't let the eager demeanor and cruel gleam in their eyes concern you any. They ARE Monks of the High Order for the Distribution of Pain after all...its just part of their nature.
Thats ok .... I can accomodate them ...heeee heee really. <snicker>
so long as they hold my hand at the appointed hour, and not before
the hour of the BIG DUMP where all scatter , the sirens wale and
those doors are opened, and the windows to the outside of the
Great White North ...eh. Pretty darn intense, so tell'em monks
to wear the apprpriate head gear as being too short they might suffer lower level amounts of toxic stink emitting when I perform my morning ritual...right after breakie... and also again at dinner...SO they
must arrive, at dusk, and I will be available to receive them
and my order, and their tribute, and may the powers to be have
mercy on them...should they disturb the hidden weapon.
Flip (aka Phil: "Who's Peter?...who cares?"
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No Problem ... aka Phil " Who's Peter ... who cares? Well I
do care for the Monks, as they can join in my battle with the
Willow Beach Warrior and his Toyko Rose, and carry forth after
the tibute insertion ... a mission for my Republic where I
reign as surpreme Leader....King for life, and El Presidente
for life...dispatching all opponents and the dwarf Monks will
fit very well into my sick plans for the world when I take over.
Oh yeah ... to be kind as I am sick.. could you have the Monks
buy some Timmies Timbits for themselves..perhaps a nice big oversized
box of them...so they'll feel at home. They can consider paying
for it as a form of taxes to my corrupt but stable happy nation.
Have to go now... making mint tea.
Pete
El Presidente for Life
Leader for Life
PRJP ... the Center of the Universe
... Retirement is when you get a new BOSS ...the wife! Bummer !
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Didn't NATO invade you last month? I'm almost certain they used
they're new <donkey> buster bomb... oh wait, that was D.C. they attacked... oh well, never mind.
Hi Bjorn... and my keyboard can not even do those strokes but then...well..mmmm....well yes.
Oh Philip ... dispatcher of the Monks of the High Order for the
Distribution of Pain and mostlikely disorder and all that wonderous
stuff, queezed into that implement for said insertion.
Why do you lick his <donkey> like that? He isn't worth it.
Lick his Donkey? You meant to expound that the MONK is a DONKEY?
But then, if it is the Monks of the High Order, then I need to stay
in the goodie-two-shoes zone to be saved, and get my just deserves which are the prompt delievery of my Timmies order.
Either that or I gotta send my lackie the WBW to get them, and well he brings his idiot Girlfriend, that...well that is another story.
Could you call'em on the MONK line of communications and tell them I need
along with my Timmies order of Chesse Crossiants 2 Large Hot Chocolates,
and with a mint teabag in there to steep.
Don't need to call 'em. I see them every morning.
Well ..Pleasz see to it, that it is sent posthaste to my local.
I really don't want the WBW and his GF here....
I would feel all so much better at Impliemento-insertion-time.
I bet you do.
Not really, as this was written sometime ago, and well...the
old taste buds have changed. Oh yeah WBW is still lacking about
with his idiot GF, and Howard Stern hasn't replied to my call to place WBW and his GF on his show...hahahahaha....but then well like all things, life goes on and changes everyday.
MONKs of the High Order....well ..yes...you can bet...I don't
they might, as I don't care. hahahahahaa... gotta run... on-air soon...and they want me to sitdown to be wired...bummer lots more text to impart....but well I got the rest of 2011.
HEY! Happy New Year 2011 Bjornie-baby :)
Quoting Björn Forsström to Peter Coggon <=->
Hi Bjorn... and my keyboard can not even do those strokes but then...well..mmmm....well yes.
Don't blame your ignorance on the keyboard. I'll help ya, ö.
>Oh Philip ... dispatcher of the Monks of the High Order for the
Distribution of Pain and mostlikely disorder and all that wonderous
stuff, queezed into that implement for said insertion.
>Why do you lick his <donkey> like that? He isn't worth it.
Lick his Donkey? You meant to expound that the MONK is a DONKEY?>
Da Head Cheeze is a Monk...news to me.
But then, if it is the Monks of the High Order, then I need to stay>
in the goodie-two-shoes zone to be saved, and get my just deserves which are the prompt delievery of my Timmies order.
What's Timmie got to do with this?
Either that or I gotta send my lackie the WBW to get them, and well he brings his idiot Girlfriend, that...well that is another story.>
It's only allowede in here if it contains Standard Kerosine, an old
ladys bike or a crowbar.
>Could you call'em on the MONK line of communications and tell them I need
along with my Timmies order of Chesse Crossiants 2 Large Hot Chocolates,
and with a mint teabag in there to steep.
The Monks use cell-phones today so you can call them yourself.>
>Don't need to call 'em. I see them every morning.
Well ..Pleasz see to it, that it is sent posthaste to my local.>
See above.
I really don't want the WBW and his GF here....>
Neither do I but the LPFF isn't working properly after the last ERIVMS
and they say that the UCNWXU is worn out and have to be replaced so I don't know when the AWVKE is up again.
HEY! Happy New Year 2011 Bjornie-baby :)>
This explains why why you're so behind. Where I am it's 2554.
Hello Bjorn....
Quoting Björn Forsström to Peter Coggon <=-
Hi Bjorn... and my keyboard can not even do those strokes but
then...well..mmmm....well yes.
Don't blame your ignorance on the keyboard. I'll help ya, ö.
TNXz ... It is with frail pinkies I keep it up... <g>
Oh Philip ... dispatcher of the Monks of the High Order for the
Distribution of Pain and mostlikely disorder and all that wonderous
stuff, queezed into that implement for said insertion.
Why do you lick his <donkey> like that? He isn't worth it.
Lick his Donkey? You meant to expound that the MONK is a DONKEY?
Da Head Cheeze is a Monk...news to me.
Da Head Cheese is higher then a MONK....he have to be to dispatch them for their duties to the higher authority of DHC ,....
But then, if it is the Monks of the High Order, then I need to stay>
in the goodie-two-shoes zone to be saved, and get my just deserves which
are the prompt delievery of my Timmies order.
What's Timmie got to do with this?
Cuz I ordered the Timmies for my party last year and they never arrived
Either that or I gotta send my lackie the WBW to get them, and well he
brings his idiot Girlfriend, that...well that is another story.
It's only allowede in here if it contains Standard Kerosine, an old ladys
bike or a crowbar.
Hmmm I will have to check with WBW and his idiot GF to see if they are so wquipped...but on second thought I doubt it.
Could you call'em on the MONK line of communications and tell them I
need along with my Timmies order of Chesse Crossiants 2 Large Hot
Chocolates, and with a mint teabag in there to steep.
The Monks use cell-phones today so you can call them yourself.
Don't need to call 'em. I see them every morning.
Well ..Pleasz see to it, that it is sent posthaste to my local.
See above.
Hmmm Bjorn.. I noted "see above". <1> I was to call'em on their jelly-cell phones..but alast no number or a listing....then reading below that...where you say to phone them....you advise don't call'em as you see them every morning. That leaves an impression you get
serviced every morning...or hmmmm ???? Thus the next "see above"
my direct order as El Presidente to get my order from Timmies here.
Like where does it have to come from...???? Alberta???
I really don't want the WBW and his GF here....
Neither do I but the LPFF isn't working properly after the last ERIVMS
and they say that the UCNWXU is worn out and have to be replaced so I
don't know when the AWVKE is up again.
Well I agree with you on the WBW and his idiot GF...They are needed on
the Howard Stern Show... perfect. Believe me.... YOU will never want them to visit you at home. If my LPFF wasn't working and the
auto to the ERIVMSsituation isn't working either due to UCNWXU worned and having to be replaced....then I say we are in dire straits with the AWVKE down with the LPFF, but then with all system and ASBM there should be a JITSTBCCT to correct which might help.
HEY! Happy New Year 2011 Bjornie-baby :)
This explains why why you're so behind. Where I am it's 2554.
Then of course you must convert to Terran values of time, which differes from Universal time and date and where all is in the scheme of things.
We don't have New Year to celebrate... just keeping with Terran greetings...and keep watching
Hey Nichlas and the rest.... getting too long on the replys
but then a long time since I got back here...oh well;
with his idiot GF, and Howard Stern hasn't replied to my call to
place WBW and his GF on his show...hahahahaha....but then well
like all things, life goes on and changes everyday.
It sure does. Life sucks eh....?
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That's for wasting 0.000001275% of my bandwidth. Plus I just felt like it.
Hey Nichlas and the rest.... getting too long on the replys but then a
long time since I got back here...oh well;
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with his idiot GF, and Howard Stern hasn't replied to my call to place
WBW and his GF on his show...hahahahaha....but then well like all
things, life goes on and changes everyday.
It sure does. Life sucks eh....?
Why are you always in such a <spack>y mood?
That's for wasting 0.000001275% of my bandwidth. Plus I just feltAre you looosing it?
like it.
Thatone wasn't even Stainless (tm).
It sure does. Life sucks eh....?
Why are you always in such a <spack>y mood?
If you can give me 12.75 hours I'll explain it to you.
It all started with a burned toaster and a referral to
FlipSide.....and it seems that even his toaster is burned.
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That's for wasting 0.000001275% of my bandwidth. Plus I just felt like
it.
Are you looosing it?
Thatone wasn't even Stainless (tm).
Not that I have to explain myself to the likes of you, but here goes anyways:
Rule #5.
It sure does. Life sucks eh....?
Why are you always in such a <spack>y mood?
If you can give me 12.75 hours I'll explain it to you. It all started
with a burned toaster and a referral to
FlipSide.....and it seems that even his toaster is burned.
I see... Flip must have burned your <donkey>.
Here you did it again....
Na ...not me Bjorn... not me <snicker> ....
It might also help if you wear a dotted bikini.
I don't have one. But then it depends on the colour too,
that is most important.
You're misinformed....again.... No one is higher then a Monk. Not even
Cheeze of any kind.
Then where are they...never arrived, unless....oops perhaps the cheekie MONKs came across the ice..and went "Plop" in the ice. Poor MONKS.
If you don't have their number you're not entitled to call them and I'm
certainly not going to give it to ya and they don't give a <donkeys> rat
about Timmie either.
Well then! I don't want the number, I sent the WBW to my favourite chew n choke, and he, to suck up to me, gave me a chocolate with a peppermint teabag and that was great....phooey on Timmies now I cancell my order with the useless MONKs....they mostlikely forgot....you know these old guys.
Whole lotta shortenings you use. We once had a Doc Short here and not
even he would have gotten any of the above.
Doc Short? Really. Hmmm ... well mmmm I will have to consider all this.
Today we celebrate the Chinese New Year. The year of the Rabbit, might
suit you.
I like rabbit... give 'em a whistle...bunni puts head up...BANG...dinner.
Beam me up Scotty.
Hmmm ... that line was never used. But thats ok...where you are at,
and I am begining to suspect the secret cravings of the MONKs if they are into dotted bikinis.
Have to go...flying today...and while an opening I am outta here toodles
Quoting Björn Forsström to Peter Coggon <=-
Here you did it again....
It might also help if you wear a dotted bikini.
You're misinformed....again.... No one is higher then a Monk. Not even Cheeze of any kind.
If you don't have their number you're not entitled to call them and
I'm certainly not going to give it to ya and they don't give a
<donkeys> rat about Timmie either.
Whole lotta shortenings you use. We once had a Doc Short here and not
even he would have gotten any of the above.
Today we celebrate the Chinese New Year. The year of the Rabbit, might suit you.
Beam me up Scotty.
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Quoting Michael Grant to Peter Coggon <=-
Hello PETER.
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That's for wasting 0.000001275% of my bandwidth. Plus I just felt like
it.
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! Origin: CADB Calgary: Home of the Dwarven Demolition Squad!
(1:250/306)
Quoting Björn Forsström to Peter Coggon <=-
You misspeld Yes.
As long as it have dots no one cares.
How can there be ice when it's 97 F in the shadow?
That's why they have their temple just beside the elephants because
they never forget.
Don't take too long though. Too much processor-use can turn off the
entire system. Ask Flip if/when he shows up again. Maybe it's enough
with a Clue (tm) adjustment but that's up to the Nurses to decide.
Do that on Tiananmen Square and they will put you on the Menu at the
local Deli (tm).
Obviously you have absolutley no Clue (tm) where I am.
First you say Have to go and then flying....problems with making you
mind up?