Hi Daryl,

Hi, Janis...

And, you want to sit down on the couch?? Think again!! <BG>

Oh no! You mean my cat is NOT the only one who starts bugging the heck out JK>me when her dish is not "overflowing" with food??? Lol.. Make that times two JK>both of my cats do that constantly.

"MOM!!! We are being STARVED HERE"

There was one cartoon, where the cats called 9-1-1 -- and when
described that they were left alone without food (you could see a tiny
hole of the bottom of the dish, between the mountain of food surrounding
it), the 9-1-1 operator told the cats "You're gonna die!!", and they
sobbed "I know!!" :P

Meanwhile, the vet says that all my pets are 'overweight'. Geez (Lol) I tr JK>telling him they are more "Romanesque" in their stature.. eh, you know the t JK>I'm sure haha - he didn't buy it either.

That's like when they first diagnosed my gastrointestinal illnesses.
The doctor said I had to watch what I ate. I told him "I do...from the
plate to the mouth". He wasn't happy with my answer. <G>

Daryl

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Hi there!

This is the Cats_Meow Echo!

Welcome to all and feel free to post your loves, your hates, your problems and your joys regarding your cats, your dogs and just about any pets (well, maybe we can exclude pet rocks? <bg>)

Be respectful of others and they'll be respectful of you :)

Keep the quoting reasonable...

Have fun!

Take care,
Janis


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Hi there!

This is the Cats_Meow Echo!

Welcome to all and feel free to post your loves, your hates, your problems a JK>your joys regarding your cats, your dogs and just about any pets (well, may JK>we can exclude pet rocks? <bg>)

How about the picture of the cat, with an angry look on its face,
sitting on the couch, scolding its owner...saying:

1) My water bowl has a sip missing.
2) My food dish is 15/16 full.
3) I have 2 clumps in my litter box.

And, you want to sit down on the couch?? Think again!! <BG>

Daryl

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Hi Daryl,

This is the Cats_Meow Echo!

Welcome to all and feel free to post your loves, your hates, your problems a >> your joys regarding your cats, your dogs and just about any pets (well, may >> we can exclude pet rocks? <bg>)

How about the picture of the cat, with an angry look on its face,
sitting on the couch, scolding its owner...saying:

1) My water bowl has a sip missing.
2) My food dish is 15/16 full.
3) I have 2 clumps in my litter box.

And, you want to sit down on the couch?? Think again!! <BG>

Oh no! You mean my cat is NOT the only one who starts bugging the heck out of me when her dish is not "overflowing" with food??? Lol.. Make that times two.. both of my cats do that constantly.

"MOM!!! We are being STARVED HERE"

hahaha

Meanwhile, the vet says that all my pets are 'overweight'. Geez (Lol) I tried
telling him they are more "Romanesque" in their stature.. eh, you know the type
I'm sure haha - he didn't buy it either.

Take care,
Janis

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Hi Daryl,

both of my cats do that constantly.

"MOM!!! We are being STARVED HERE"

There was one cartoon, where the cats called 9-1-1 -- and when
described that they were left alone without food (you could see a tiny
hole of the bottom of the dish, between the mountain of food surrounding
it), the 9-1-1 operator told the cats "You're gonna die!!", and they
sobbed "I know!!" :P

Poor Kitties :) :)

Meanwhile, the vet says that all my pets are 'overweight'. Geez (Lol) I tr >> telling him they are more "Romanesque" in their stature.. eh, you know the t >> I'm sure haha - he didn't buy it either.

That's like when they first diagnosed my gastrointestinal illnesses.
The doctor said I had to watch what I ate. I told him "I do...from the
plate to the mouth". He wasn't happy with my answer. <G>

I bet! :) Here, I have the opposite problem, always have.. My body just burns up food. I eat a ton and never seem to gain weight.

Take care,
Janis

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Hi Daryl,

Hi, Janis...

sobbed "I know!!" :P

Poor Kitties :) :)

I saw a cartoon where this doctor asks this elderly man, who doesn't
have his dentures in, and is nude from the waist down, "Do you want the
Deluxe Colonoscopy that your insurance may not pay for...or the Economy Colonoscopy, with the hamster and Go-Pro camera??!". The S.P.C.A.
would be all over that one. :P Or the other cartoon of a guy in a scuba
like suit, and the doctor said "We thought you might want to meet our
colon doctor before we minaturized him". :P

Speaking of which, I had both a colonoscopy and EGD this morning. I
couldn't finish the prep work, as I had so much stomach acid...but
thankfully, the colon was clear enough for him to do the procedure, and
the upper GI. They found one polyp, and I have to call on Wednesday for
the biopsy results. It feels good to eat and drink again...but the
weather is not good around here tonight. We're under a Particularly
Dangerous Situation Tornado Watch, and have had at least one tornado
touchdown in west central Arkansas, where several were injured earlier
this afternoon.

It reminds me of the dog in the vets office, where the vet has stuck
the thermometer up the dogs butt (the only way they can take it), and
the dog growls "One day, Mr. Vet, it's going to be my turn...and you
know what they say about paybacks"!! <G>

That's like when they first diagnosed my gastrointestinal illnesses.
The doctor said I had to watch what I ate. I told him "I do...from the JK>> plate to the mouth". He wasn't happy with my answer. <G>

I bet! :) Here, I have the opposite problem, always have.. My body just burn JK>up food. I eat a ton and never seem to gain weight.

I think I found all the weight. :P But, I believe in the "balanced
diet" -- in the belly and the buttocks. <G>

Daryl

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Re: Cats_Meow echo Rules
By: Janis Kracht to Daryl Stout on Thu Apr 12 2018 10:26 am

"MOM!!! We are being STARVED HERE"

LOL! My cat is like that too. Plus the fat dog and the thin 'can't gain weight' dog.

xxcarol
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"MOM!!! We are being STARVED HERE"

LOL! My cat is like that too. Plus the fat dog and the thin 'can't gain weight' dog.

I think cats must be born starving Lol

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Janis,

"MOM!!! We are being STARVED HERE"

LOL! My cat is like that too. Plus the fat dog and the thin 'can't gain JK>>>> weight' dog.

I think cats must be born starving Lol

They eat two bites, walk away, and scream their dish is empty....go
figure.

haha.. yeah.. but my dogs would _never_ walk away from food. Ever.. and JK>actually I should say 'would never walk away' from -anything- they deem edib JK>(even if it is NOT) <laugh>

We thought our cat was such a dainty eater, as if she walked away, the
dog would devour her food. After we re-homed the dog, we found out what
a finicky and messy eater she actually was!!

Never mind the cartoon of the cat with the $20 bill, demanding that
its owner buy "some food that I like". I guess he sold the dog on eBay.


Daryl

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Janis,

"MOM!!! We are being STARVED HERE"

LOL! My cat is like that too. Plus the fat dog and the thin 'can't gain JK>> weight' dog.

I think cats must be born starving Lol

They eat two bites, walk away, and scream their dish is empty....go
figure.

Daryl

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"MOM!!! We are being STARVED HERE"

LOL! My cat is like that too. Plus the fat dog and the thin 'can't gain >>> weight' dog.

I think cats must be born starving Lol

They eat two bites, walk away, and scream their dish is empty....go
figure.

haha.. yeah.. but my dogs would _never_ walk away from food. Ever.. and actually I should say 'would never walk away' from -anything- they deem edible (even if it is NOT) <laugh>

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Jeff,

What gets me is that with two cats. Each cat seems to think that the other JS>cat's food must taste better. Even though it's the same cat food.

And, if they aren't stealing from someone else, it just "doesn't have
the same flavor". Years ago, my Mom would eat cottage cheese, and her
cat would climb in her lap, giving her the "stink eye" until she let her
lick the juice out of the container. But, if you put that in her dish,
she wouldn't touch it.

Daryl

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cat would climb in her lap, giving her the "stink eye"

Great picture in my mind there :) :)

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Janis,

cat would climb in her lap, giving her the "stink eye"

Great picture in my mind there :) :)

And, they have such facial expressions, so there's no doubt on how
they feel.

Daryl

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Hello Daryl,

I saw one where there's a bowl of milk. One cat takes its paw to pull
the bowl toward it, so it can drink...then the other cat does
likewise...back and forth, repeatedly. I don't know how long it took for
them to get a drink. <G>

Pandora for some reason will drink water by sticking her paw in the water dish and then pull her wet paw up and lick the water off. She repeats this procedure
until she's had enough to drink. Demi just drinks normally out of the bowl.


Jeff

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Hi Jeff,

I saw one where there's a bowl of milk. One cat takes its paw to pull
the bowl toward it, so it can drink...then the other cat does
likewise...back and forth, repeatedly. I don't know how long it took for
them to get a drink. <G>

Pandora for some reason will drink water by sticking her paw in the water dish >and then pull her wet paw up and lick the water off. She repeats this procedur
until she's had enough to drink. Demi just drinks normally out of the bowl.

Both of my cats drink normally out of the bowl in general... but if you are refilling the bowl, or just adding some water to it, they insist on drinking it
as you pour it in, like it is coming from a stream Lol

Drives me nuts sometimes :)

Take care,
Janis

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Jeff,

Pandora for some reason will drink water by sticking her paw in the water di JS>and then pull her wet paw up and lick the water off. She repeats this proced JS>until she's had enough to drink. Demi just drinks normally out of the bowl.

I saw a video where a cat did just that...and a picture with the
caption "Could you please push my food dish closer?? I'm too weak from hunger!!". <G>

If there's a "tiny hole" in the middle of the food, where you see the
bottom of the dish, the cat swears it is being starved to death, and
threatens to report you to the SPCA. :P

Daryl

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Hi there!

This is the Cats_Meow Echo!

Welcome to all and feel free to post your loves, your hates, your problems and your joys regarding your cats, your dogs and just about any pets (well, maybe we can exclude pet rocks? <bg>)

Be respectful of others and they'll be respectful of you :)

Keep the quoting reasonable...

Have fun!

Take care,
Janis


The moderators of this echo are Janis Kracht and Carol Shenkenberger

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Be respectful of others and they'll be respectful of you :)

Reminds me of cats giving their owners "the stink-eye"...AKA "You
CAN'T be talking to me!!" <G>. I even saw a picture (obviously
Photoshopped), of the cat "flipping its owner off". <G>

Daryl

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Be respectful of others and they'll be respectful of you :)

Reminds me of cats giving their owners "the stink-eye"...AKA "You
CAN'T be talking to me!!" <G>. I even saw a picture (obviously
Photoshopped), of the cat "flipping its owner off". <G>

hahaha :)

Cats are born with stinkeye I think :)

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Janis,

Be respectful of others and they'll be respectful of you :)

Reminds me of cats giving their owners "the stink-eye"...AKA "You
CAN'T be talking to me!!" <G>. I even saw a picture (obviously
Photoshopped), of the cat "flipping its owner off". <G>

hahaha :)

Cats are born with stinkeye I think :)

The dogs can be the same way. <G>

Daryl

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Hi Daryl,

Be respectful of others and they'll be respectful of you :)

Reminds me of cats giving their owners "the stink-eye"...AKA "You
CAN'T be talking to me!!" <G>. I even saw a picture (obviously
Photoshopped), of the cat "flipping its owner off". <G>

hahaha :)

Cats are born with stinkeye I think :)

The dogs can be the same way. <G>

Oh yeah, very true.. we see it here often. We have two dogs from the same litter, Sophie, the female is the obvious alpha. Indy, the male, gets the severe stink-eye (sometimes accompanied with "snarly curly lip") from Sophie every time he -thinks- to go near her food dish.

She is so much smaller than him, it is comical :) but he runs when she does that :) :) He looks like a yellow lab pretty much, she looks like ... hmm... I
dunno! Maybe the face/head of a daschound, but taller... got me. Our vet pronounced them 'true american mutts' when we took them in for shots, etc. Meanwhile the rescue center we purchased them from called them "yellow lab mix pups" haha in their dreams maybe :)

Take care,
Janis

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Hi Daryl,

Hi, Janis...

The dogs can be the same way. <G>

Oh yeah, very true.. we see it here often. We have two dogs from the same JK>litter, Sophie, the female is the obvious alpha. Indy, the male, gets the JK>severe stink-eye (sometimes accompanied with "snarly curly lip") from Sophie JK>every time he -thinks- to go near her food dish.

Before we moved to central Arkansas from south Florida over 41 years
ago, the older cat was fed on this table. Well, the younger upstart cat
didn't care for her food (even though it was the same as the older cats
food), and decided to jump up on that table, while the other one was
still there. I thought World War III was going to start right then, and
there. <G>

She is so much smaller than him, it is comical :) but he runs when she does JK>that :) :) He looks like a yellow lab pretty much, she looks like ... hmm.. JK>dunno! Maybe the face/head of a daschound, but taller... got me. Our vet JK>pronounced them 'true american mutts' when we took them in for shots, etc. JK>Meanwhile the rescue center we purchased them from called them "yellow lab m JK>pups" haha in their dreams maybe :)

Dachshunds are so sneaky, and such stinkers...in more ways than one. I
had gotten out of the shower, and hadn't gotten dressed yet. Next thing
I knew, it was <LICK!>. I screamed "Fritz!! You horny bastard!!". His response?? <WAG!> :P

Another time, I had just brought him back from a walk, and I heard
this whiff of air. I said "Fritz!! You didn't!!"....then, the stench of
an SBD fart got to my nose...and I said "You did!". His response??
<WAG!> :P

So, the next time we went to the vet, I asked him "Why do dogs do
that??". When he replied "Well, he's a dog!!" (duh!)...and I said "Well,
he don't look like no d@mn cat, doc!!". To which, grinning, the vet
replied "Correct. That'll be $250, please". :P

Daryl

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Welcome to all and feel free to post your loves, your hates, your problems a JK>your joys regarding your cats, your dogs and just about any pets (well, may JK>we can exclude pet rocks? <bg>)

Oh, my own pet rock. I will call him George, and hug him, and squeeze
him, and pet him... <BG>

Daryl

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Welcome to all and feel free to post your loves, your hates, your problems a >> your joys regarding your cats, your dogs and just about any pets (well, may >> we can exclude pet rocks? <bg>)

Oh, my own pet rock. I will call him George, and hug him, and squeeze
him, and pet him... <BG>

haha.. :) Exactly the right wording for that from what I remember :)

Meanwhile, my daughter and her boys now own a dog. She's a really cute dog.. not a full-bred - she's all white with slight splotches of light color here and
there.. and goblin ears (her terms haha). She's suspected to be part Whippet..
such a good natured girl :)

Take care,
Janis

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Hi there!

This is the Cats_Meow Echo!

Welcome to all and feel free to post your loves, your hates, your problems and your joys regarding your cats, your dogs and just about any pets (well, maybe we can exclude pet rocks? <bg>)

Be respectful of others and they'll be respectful of you :)

Keep the quoting reasonable...

Have fun!

Take care,
Janis


The moderators of this echo are Janis Kracht and Carol Shenkenberger

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Janis,

we can exclude pet rocks? <bg>)

Except when the cat decides to hide its toys in them, and swears it
doesn't have any toys to play with. <G>

Daryl

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Janis,

we can exclude pet rocks? <bg>)

Except when the cat decides to hide its toys in them, and swears it
doesn't have any toys to play with. <G>

Maybe my cats are big enough to toss rocks to play with them, but I don't think
so... :)

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Janis,

Except when the cat decides to hide its toys in them, and swears it
doesn't have any toys to play with. <G>

Maybe my cats are big enough to toss rocks to play with them, but I don't th JK>so... :)

Or they hide all their toys under a piece of furniture, and yowl that
they have no toys to play with. <G>

Daryl

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Hi there!

This is the Cats_Meow Echo!

Welcome to all and feel free to post your loves, your hates, your problems and your joys regarding your cats, your dogs and just about any pets (well, maybe we can exclude pet rocks? <bg>)

Be respectful of others and they'll be respectful of you :)

Keep the quoting reasonable...

Have fun!

Take care,
Janis


The moderators of this echo are Janis Kracht and Carol Shenkenberger

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Hi there!

This is the Cats_Meow Echo!

Welcome to all and feel free to post your loves, your hates, your problems and your joys regarding your cats, your dogs and just about any pets (well, maybe we can exclude pet rocks? <bg>)

Be respectful of others and they'll be respectful of you :)

Keep the quoting reasonable...

Have fun!

Take care,
Janis


The moderators of this echo are Janis Kracht and Carol Shenkenberger

--- BBBS/Li6 v4.10 Toy-4
* Origin: Prism bbs (1:261/38)

Hi there!

This is the Cats_Meow Echo!

Welcome to all and feel free to post your loves, your hates, your problems and your joys regarding your cats, your dogs and just about any pets (well, maybe we can exclude pet rocks? <bg>)

Be respectful of others and they'll be respectful of you :)

Keep the quoting reasonable...

Have fun!

Take care,
Janis


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Janis,

Be respectful of others and they'll be respectful of you :)

The cat is dragging its litterbox into your bedroom, because you
neglected its cuddle time. <G>

Daryl


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Hi Daryl,

Be respectful of others and they'll be respectful of you :)

The cat is dragging its litterbox into your bedroom, because you
neglected its cuddle time. <G>

Hey, don't give these two kitties over here any ideas! Lol

Take care,
Janis

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