• What do you do when you pull up to a red traffic light?

    From Ex-Ex-Alcoholic#967895.06@1:138/392 to alt.recovery.aa on Tue Aug 2 23:27:21 2011
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    What do you do when you pull up to a red traffic light?

    If you answered "take a drink from your flask", you're an alcoholic.
    If you answered "Stop" you're not an alcoholic and are a safe driver.
    If you answered "drive thru the light", you're a real lousy driver and
    possibly an alcoholic too.

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  • From Charlie M. 1958@1:138/392 to alt.recovery.aa on Wed Aug 3 07:29:25 2011
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    On 8/2/2011 11:27 PM, Ex-Ex-Alcoholic#967895.06@myplace.com wrote:
    What do you do when you pull up to a red traffic light?

    If you answered "take a drink from your flask", you're an alcoholic.
    If you answered "Stop" you're not an alcoholic and are a safe driver.
    If you answered "drive thru the light", you're a real lousy driver and possibly an alcoholic too.


    What if you answered "Stop and take a drink from your flask"?
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  • From JoeRaisin@1:138/392 to alt.recovery.aa on Wed Aug 3 10:19:25 2011
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    On 8/3/2011 8:29 AM, Charlie M. 1958 wrote:
    On 8/2/2011 11:27 PM, Ex-Ex-Alcoholic#967895.06@myplace.com wrote:
    What do you do when you pull up to a red traffic light?

    If you answered "take a drink from your flask", you're an alcoholic.
    If you answered "Stop" you're not an alcoholic and are a safe driver.
    If you answered "drive thru the light", you're a real lousy driver and
    possibly an alcoholic too.


    What if you answered "Stop and take a drink from your flask"?

    You're a 'functional' alcoholic...
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  • From Charlie M. 1958@1:138/392 to alt.recovery.aa on Wed Aug 3 09:46:00 2011
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    On 8/3/2011 9:19 AM, JoeRaisin wrote:
    On 8/3/2011 8:29 AM, Charlie M. 1958 wrote:
    On 8/2/2011 11:27 PM, Ex-Ex-Alcoholic#967895.06@myplace.com wrote:
    What do you do when you pull up to a red traffic light?

    If you answered "take a drink from your flask", you're an alcoholic.
    If you answered "Stop" you're not an alcoholic and are a safe driver.
    If you answered "drive thru the light", you're a real lousy driver and
    possibly an alcoholic too.


    What if you answered "Stop and take a drink from your flask"?

    You're a 'functional' alcoholic...

    :-)
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