• AA goes ALL Gay

    From AA@1:138/392 to alt.recovery.aa on Tue Aug 2 22:36:14 2011
    From Newsgroup: alt.recovery.aa

    From the desk of AA:

    Effective immediately. Alcoholics Anonymous is now for homosexuals
    ONLY. AA World Services has been sold to "Homosexuals United" for a
    large sum of money. Beginning Sunday August 7, ONLY homosexuals will
    be allowed to attend meetings. Everyone entering a meeting, MUST
    prove they are gay, or they will be asked to leave. This includes
    Al-anon. Other 12 step organizations, such as Narcotics Anonymous are
    not included and anyone can attend their meetings.

    Every meeting will have select gay alcoholic men available for anyone
    needing to prove they are gay before a meeting. Once proven, you will
    receive a "Gay Card" which will be good for six months from the date
    of issue. Re-testing required after the six month period.

    Any alcoholic who is NOT gay should contact their local doctor, priest
    or minister for assistance with their alcoholism.

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