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Why they wait 'till today to tell me. I don't care if it refurbished.
I'd prolly sed Pee On Ms. F. 'nd Ms. K, and bought the this one for my
damn self 'nd may still, after I get money from Ms. Flo back in my
debit, 'stead of transferring some back from my savings or prudent
reserve and do lil more juggling to compensate for having to wait on
$50 rebate from other one. Damn! Damn! Damn!!!! make me wanna go down in pasture 'nd bite a rock or throw tantrum yoga fit nekked on top of fire
ant hill, or at least engage in sum primordial scream therapy. GaWd(87766787xy988uI&*^*%$(*()()))?><||}{{DaYmNiTaLlToHeLl! ;-)


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From: TigerDirect.com <TigerDirect@tigeronline.com>
To: Charlie L. <charlie@the-old-gnu-zoo.org>
Subject: LAST CHANCE: $299 Dual Core Laptop w/ 4 gigs RAM & 250 gig
Hard Drive...Ends Sunday
Date: Fri, 05 Aug 2011 18:37:02 -0400
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TigerDirect.com
FINAL LAPTOP WEEK SPECIAL
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Charlie,


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WHAT IS IT?

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just...

--- wait for it ---

$299.99 after mail in rebate.

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"Wow, the specs are great, but does it have a full number keypad?" asked
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So, the laptop is powerful. It's feature rich. It's handsome. It's
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performs