Re: Re: Difference between a REAL and NON-REAL Alcoholic
By: Ex-Ex-Alcoholic#967893.76 to alt.recovery.aa on Sun Jul 24 2011 01:13 am
From Newsgroup: alt.recovery.aa
On Sat, 23 Jul 2011 20:16:09 +0000 (UTC), "mike" <into.action.mike@gmail.com> wrote:
Ex-Ex-Alcoholic#967893.76@myplace.com, 7/23/2011,7:50:15 AM, wrote:
It has finally been determined how to tell the difference between a
REAL alcoholic and a NON-REAL alcoholic.
When a REAL alcoholic is drinking and they have to take a shit, they
do it in their pants.
A NON-REAL alcoholic will stop drinking long enough to go use a
toilet, then immediately resume their drinking.
There you have it. Finally, there's a way to determine the
difference! What a better world this will now be......
There is an exception. A REAL Alcoholic can also be identified when
they are shitting and puking at the same time.
Damn, that's one think I hoped to forget......
I do remember doing that several times!!!!
No matter how drunk I was, that was just plain horrid !!!!
actually real ancoholics dont shit there pants they just shit on the boul while drining, if you the fact you dont now that tells me you are not a real alchy --- SBBSecho 2.12-Win32
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