• Digital Breath analyzers Required for posting

    From St. Swami Salami@1:138/392 to alt.recovery.aa on Tue Aug 2 12:26:56 2011
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    Digital Breath analyzers Required for posting.
    New members must buy the new digital print cartridges designed especially
    for scent. This helps packet sniffers decide whether posts are unique<hic>ly genuinely serenely sober. The gadgets are fantastic and can pinpoint smelly socks in the corner, It can even smell fermenting fruit on the counter. Even bath salts that, according to billionaire New Your k Mayer Bloomberg,
    "If you take the very worst of some of the other drugs -- LSD Marijuana and Ecstasy with their hallucinogenic-delusional type properties, PCP with
    extreme agitation, superhuman strength and combativeness, as well as the stimulant properties of cocaine and meth -- if you take all the worst of
    those and put them all together this is what you get. It's ugly," added
    Ryan, who recounted some harrowing stories.

    "The psychosis is impressive," he said.

    One man barricaded himself in an attic with a rifle, Ryan said, vowing to "kill the monsters before they kill me," while another user vowed to remove their own liver with a mechanical pencil.

    The products have also been linked to suicides, not to mention hospitalizations, and on Tuesday investigators confirmed the presence of
    bath salt drugs in the blood of a man who killed a sheriff's deputy in
    Tippah County, Miss., ABC News reported.

    Once an addled user gets to the emergency room, they're not controllable
    with normal sedatives such as valium, even in high doses, Ryan noted.

    And when doctors try to wean patients off stronger sedatives or even antipsychotic medications, they just become uncontrollable again. "The
    longest I heard was someone who was sedated for 12 days and the psychosis
    came right back," Ryan said. "The huge concern is the possibility that some
    of these effects could be permanent. We don't know because we've never
    tested it on humans."

    They only test it on Neoshamanistic Zombies.


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  • From Ex-Ex-Alcoholic#967895.05@1:138/392 to alt.recovery.aa on Tue Aug 2 22:49:22 2011
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    On Tue, 2 Aug 2011 12:26:56 -0400, "St. Swami Salami" <look@me.com>
    wrote:

    Digital Breath analyzers Required for posting.
    New members must buy the new digital print cartridges designed especially >for scent. This helps packet sniffers decide whether posts are unique<hic>ly >genuinely serenely sober. The gadgets are fantastic and can pinpoint smelly

    This is an excellent idea. I fully support this!

    This will get rid of all the drunken riff-raff on ARAA. (and there are
    several of them on here).....

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